Awful Show 176: Ballsack Dreadlocks and Peanut Butter Get It Off Your Chest ISSUE 1: If you are in a supervisor position..and you are having an affair with someone at work and get caught numerous timesâ?¦. Is it OK at get irate and take it out on everyone because one person spoke up? ISSUE 2: Why would a grown straight man hang a pair of fake plastic testicles from the back of their truck? ISSUE 3: Do you believe in ADD? If you do/did, what are/would be the signs? ISSUE 4: For real: Did the recommendations for mammograms change because the extra testing really isnâ??t necessary or just so insurance companies donâ??t have to pay for it anymore? http://tinyurl.com/ylyjnsf ISSUE 5: Did you ever change schools when you were younger? Were there any interesting roumers started about you for no apparent reason? Current Affairs DISCUSSION 1: â??Whatâ??s Eating You?â?? â?? Cannibals nabbed selling corpse to kebab house DISCUSSION 2: China â?? Do these friggin people eat anything normal? Taking your family out to eat â?? still-moving, live fish. DISCUSSION 3: Global Warmingâ?¦ My Ass (Climatologists Baffled by Stall in Global Warming INTERVIEW: Tom from Me Against Myself 6ixty-9ine â?? â??What would you call the head of the Japanese armed forces is he was retarded?â?? Music in this episode: Apple of My Eye by Me Against Myself â?? http://www.myspace.com/meagainstmyselfmusic Okey Dokey by Muck Sticky- http://www.myspace.com/mucksticky I Gotta Fever by Moneyshot Cosmonauts â?? http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=1245 Captain Abduction by Nuclear Bubble Wrap â?? http://www.myspace.com/nuclearbubblewrap OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION Handy Answers has had its 4-week trial run. Go to the forum and vote for whether to keep it in the feed or drop it. Big thanks to Mike Watt for joining us as guest host on this episode. He was VERY funny and weâ??d be glad to have him back any time. You need to get your ass over to his movie company website [Happy Cloud Pictures] and start checking things out.

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Nerraux rambles when he's annoyed. Download this and do whatever the hell you want with it -- you own it.

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Sure, we talk about other stuff, but the only thing you really need to know about this episode is that we talk to Batman. This week Kevin Conroy calls in to talk the craft and the character and more than a little silliness. Check it out.

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Manscaping

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Awful Show 175: Asscrack Hair Fire Get It Off Your Chest ISSUE 1: Oprah had the lady that had her face ripped of by a chimpanzee on her show this week (http://tinyurl.com/yge4av8). Itâ??s hard to watch because her face is so hard to look at. If that happened to a spouse or loved one, would you stick around? ISSUE 2: Why do smokers get extra breaks through-out the day while non-smokers donâ??t. ISSUE 3: Do you have trouble keeping track of your remotes? Whatâ??s the strangest place youâ??ve ever lost a remote? ISSUE 4: In an age where you canâ??t step out of your house for 5 minutes without hearing someoneâ??s cell phone, what is the _______ ringtone you have ever heard? (insert rage-inducing, funniest, etc.) ISSUE 5: Canâ??t some rule be put in place forbidding at least businesses and possibly citizens from decorating for xmas before Thanksgiving has even come and gone. Current Affairs New Zealand wants to solve child abuse by paying the lower class not to breed. Seven years of using Axe and this Indian dude canâ??t get laid â?? maybe he should have asked a girl out. The Tampa airport is a good place to test if your car is amphibious. INTERVIEW: Rapper Random makes a return visit to the show. Music in this episodeâ?¦ * Pusher by OWL â?? http://www.myspace.com/owltheband * Boom Headshot by Zealous1 featuring Benjamin Bear â?? http://www.myspace.com/zealous1 * On the Hunt by Sinister Six â?? http://scrubclubrecords.com * Strange by TP & Esco â?? http://www.myspace.com/tpampesco 69: Sloppy Seconds and Terrible Thirds â?? Movie Remakes

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We're back and true to form this week. We got some emails, some FMK's, some new shiny voicemails and loads of other random goodness including some speculative Batman 3 talk. Give it a listen.

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Handy Andy and Lady O return this week with a shocking discussion about sex that leaves Lady O a slight purple color.

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Get It Off Your Chest ISSUE 1: What kinds of vandalism did you do as kids? Nerraux's neighbor's new truck got keyed on Halloween and that sucks balls. ISSUE 2: Deer... why cant we hunt them all year long? A thing of Beauty or rats with horns? ISSUE 3: Are you watching the new version of 'V' on TV now? Did you watch it when it was originally on in 1980-dickety? ISSUE 4: Tailgaters!! Cant we justr shoot them..make cannons that come out the back of your car and shoot them? Why isnt 80 fast enough for you in a 65..and the left lane is open fuck weener syphillus drip! Current Affairs * Do you think it airlines should be allowed to remove passangers because of screaming kids? - http://www.petergreenberg.com/2009/11/02/southwest-says-sorry-for-kicking-off-screaming-child/ * Ranch road rage - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091104/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_road_rage_salad_dressing Music in This Episode * Cockeater by Keyz (NOTE: Not actually about eating cock) * Goodbye by BigLo * Five for Two by Bob Ricci * Tweetin On A Jet Plane by Steve Goodie * Five Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma's Face by Rappy McRapperson GAME - 6ixty-9ine - "Lobotomy through 80s TV"

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Lamentations on lateness

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It might not be the funniest show we ever did, but we pay our respects to a fallen e-friend with a couple guests and get all sorts of updates from K-Nice on PoP!-Tober fest 2009. Give it a listen. Your funny bone will indeed be tickled.

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Get It Off Your Chest * ISSUE 1: How much sluttier can womenâ??s Halloween costumes become? Is there anything left for women/teen girsl/young girls that isnâ??t? Does the rape rate go up on Halloween as a result? * ISSUE 2: Legal ways to remove birds that keep shitting on HandyAndyâ??s car and peeling the paint. * ISSUE 3: WTF is the point of Daylight Savings Time? * ISSUE 4: People who feel the need to buy half of the grocery store when so much as 6 snowflakes are supposed to land on the ground. * ISSUE 5: Tuftsâ?? University ban on dorm sex. Current Affairs * Walmart Now Sells Caskets, Just In Time For Halloween! * NAACP Is Calling Halloween Display Disturbing. Music in This Episode * When This Song Is Over You Will Die by Tom Smith â?? http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=1229 * Inspiration by Mr. Frizo â?? http://mrfrizo.com/ * Lose Control by Publik Parking â?? http://www.publikparking.com/ * Nun Fight by Paul & Storm â?? http://www.paulandstorm.com * The Perfect Bitch by Bullets & Octane â?? http://www.myspace.com/bulletsandoctane

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Why are knife murderers so stabby?

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Spoooooky ghost stories abound in this weekâ??s show. We got a TON of emails, and talk some comics and the usual madness in our final Halloween show for 2009. Enjoy.

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This is week 2 for Andy and Lady O, so get to http://FriendsOfTheAwfulShow.com and vote for whether they belong in our feed as an Awful Snack or not!

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Get It Off Your Chest ISSUE 1: Apparently there is a swine flu outbreak in our county prison. Should we really have to pay to vaccinate them? Lee from Panels on Pages about a contest they're running ISSUE 2: Most bang-able Disney character ISSUE 3: What's the best way to put the "Balloon Boy" and his family to death? Keith Grening calls in with a Sphere of the Lycanthrope update ISSUE 4: If you had a sewing needle and enough twine to close one gaping hole for the betterment of humanity, would it be put to better use closing Nadya Suleman's (aka 'Octomom') vagina or Kate Gosslin's mouth? ISSUE 5: Quick Poll: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a cocksucker is Ryan Seacrest THE AWFUL SHOW DEBATES... Should 13-year-olds be allowed to hug? Should Morehouse men be allowed to cross-dress? Should Sweeden continue burning bunnies for fuel? INTERVIEW... Rock Goddess, Lita Ford MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE... Soggy Potato Chips - Citrus Betrayal Bob Ricci - The New Song The Arabian Goggles - Camel Style THIS WEEK'S GAME... 69: "Al Bundy is God!" BE AWARE... We are phasing out the old designs in the Awful Show store one at a time. This week is the last time you will be able to buy anything with the "Awful Family" design. ALSO BE AWARE... We are trying out a new snack by a member of the Awful Family -- Handy Andy. For four weeks we will be running Handy Answers in our feed for you to try on. Listen to it, then go to FriendsOfTheAwfulShow.com and vote as to whether it should stay. If you vote to keep it, we make it a permanent addition. If you vote to drop it, we send Andy back out on his own. You decide.

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'Tis the season for pranks and mischief, so we regale you with tales of you're before this show eventually dovetails into the Family Guy giant chicken fight of podcasts...It just won't END!

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Handy Andy and Lady O discuss various topics such as broken dicks, getting your music onto iTunes, and...Chastity Belts?

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This week it's the Perfect Storm of Zombies. We talk movies and reality in all sorts of undead goodness. Be afraid and be prepared. It's a long one, but consider it a public service announcement. We're here for you.

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Octoberâ??s Fangirl of the Month stops in to talk about the good, the bad and the ugly of horror flicks. Come join us in this descent into darkness, wonâ??t you? Well, maybe â??darknessâ?? is a stretch. Weâ??ll go with â??dimly lit hallway filled with uncomfortable laughter.â??

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Keyz hosts an informal get together with Handy Andy, Unoshato & Vic.

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We have waaaay too much fun with a new game (and hopefully recurring segment). Thatâ??s practically the whole damn show. Check it out. Got a question you want answered on PoP!-Cast? Send us an email to popcast@panelsonpages.com.

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1/ PRESHOW 2/ INTRO 3/ POPPIN' THE CHERRY: No Cherry This Week - Play PPJOTW 4/ MUSIC: Pushing the Envelope by American Head Charge (http://www.myspace.com/americanheadcharge) 5/ NEWS 6/ MUSIC: Blow Me Down by Moneyshot Cosmonauts (http://thefump.com/artist.php?id=33) 7/ MUSIC: Don't You by I Fight Dragons (http://www.myspace.com/ifightdragons) 8/ GAME (6ixty-9ine - "How to Speak Redneck" aka "Lawst in Translittleation) {{Commercial - "The Knee Capper"}} 9/ CLOSING 10/ MUSIC: Lie Down by Harpies (http://www.myspace.com/harpies) 11/ OUTRO

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Digital comics: wave of the future or scourge of the industry? Tonight, on PoP!-Cast, we take a hard-hitting look at this emerging technology and what it means for the consumer and the retailer in a thrilling exposé, "Comics Will Break Your Heart"... And we also talk about one of K-Wack's massive poops at one point. Enjoy! I know we did :P

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1/ PRESHOW 2/ INTRO 3/ POPPIN' THE CHERRY: 1985 by Melee Beats 4/ MUSIC: Don't Give It All Away by Bombskare www.myspace.com/bombskare 5/ NEWS 6/ MUSIC: Marvel Poppins by The Great Luke Ski www.myspace.com/thegreatlukeski 7/MUSIC: Ode To The Monster by Attack of the Pacifists http://www.myspace.com/attackofthepacifists (suggested by Handy Andy!) 8/ GAME (6ixty-9ine - "The Game is in the Shitter") {{Commercial - "Gayco Insurance"}} 9/ CLOSING 10/ MUSIC: Brand New Car by Explino! www.myspace.com/explino 11/ OUTRO

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Awful Snack - Episode 121b

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1/INTRO 2/POPPIN' THE CHERRY: My First Earthquake - Cool in the Cool Way - http://www.thesixtyone.com/#/myfirstearthquake/ 3/MUSIC: Nuclear Bubble Wrap - Birdfucker - http://thefump.com/artist.php?id=36 4/NEWS 5/MUSIC: Robert Lund - But You Get to Have Cake - http://thefump.com/artist.php?id=18 6/MUSIC: Power Salad - It's Its - http://thefump.com/artist.php?id=11 7/GAME (6ixty-9ine - "Born for Simultaneous Oral") {{Commercial - "Suicide Wholesalers"}} 8/CLOSING 9/MUSIC: Project Sisyphus - The Prices Suck at Whole Foods - http://thefump.com/artist.php?id=24 10/OUTRO

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1/INTRO 2/POPPIN' THE CHERRY: 3/MUSIC: Corn Grain Crunch by Rappy McRapperson www.myspace.com/rappymcraperson 4/NEWS 5/MUSIC: Seek and Destroy by The Suspects www.thesixtyone.com/playmoreska/.../Seek+&+Destroy/21438/ 6/INTERVIEW: Keith Grening (941-629-4859), Producer of "The Sphere of the Lycanthrope", and David Stay (818-681-7144), star of the movie 7/MUSIC: My Parents Bought Me Intellivision by The Great Luke Ski feat. Insane Ian www.myspace.com/thegreatlukeski 8/GAME (Sixty-Nine - "An Adopted Resolution") 9/CLOSING 10/MUSIC: Party Down by Reel Big Fish www.last.fm/music/Reel+Big+Fish 11/OUTRO BONUS/Pre-interview call with Keith Grening

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In case you've been living under a rock, Disney bought Marvel this week. so we generally wax on that and all the nonsense the internet is amking of it for awhile amidst the usual goodness and tangents. Take a listen and be enriched.

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1. INTRO 2. POPPIN' THE CHERRY: "24-A-Pop" by Bazuuka Joe - www.myspace.com/bazuukajoe 3. MUSIC: 2600 w/ Shoebox of Worm Quartet 4. NEWS 5. MUSIC: Space Jam 6. INTERVIEW: EMC from Positive Attitude - 330-322-6629 - www.myspace.com/positiveattitude 7. MUSIC: Killin' My Boner 8. GAME (SYN - "Cover Me! I'm Going Thin!") {{Commercial - "Big Stephen's Big Fat Fuck Snacks"}} 9. CLOSING 10. MUSIC: This Oughta Cheer You Up 11. OUTRO

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3 questions, from 3 listeners, with 3 answers. Also, there's some kick ass music to boot!

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We had to take a week off, it couldn't be avoided. But we put together the best of what we've done for the last several episodes (and then added in 25 minutes of fart sound effects to fill an hour) and put them together here for you. We'll see you live next week for more of the usual mayhem! Love you, Nerraux, Keyz & Joel

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Lee moved this weekend. Apparently he forgot to pack the â??record a decent podcastâ?? sauce because this thing was WROUGHT with technical difficulties. The show itself is pretty damn good, though. honest. We wouldnâ??t lie to you.

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The first official post-con show. We talk more con goodness and the Rise of Cobra with our buddies Slacker Jedi and Tripper McGee. Weâ??re still a bit hungover, but itâ??s a good time

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The panelsonpages.com crew were live and in-studio for this CCC wrap-up show. A damn good time was had by all, despite being utterly exhausted beyond words. Take a listen and wish you were there.

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SHOW GUIDE 165 1. INTRO 2. POPPIN' THE CHERRY: "Fun With Poo" by Keyz 3. MUSIC: Dropping Out Of School by Brad Sucks http://www.myspace.com/bradsucks 4. NEWS 5. MUSIC: The Vomit Song by Steve Goodie http://www.myspace.com/stevegoodie 6. INTERVIEW: Shapiro, author of "Book of Sick" 7. MUSIC: How I Could Just Kill A Man by Rench http://www.myspace.com/renchaudio 8. GAME (SYN - "Cinéma Vajité") {{Commercial - "AnalMints"}} 9. CLOSING 10. MUSIC: One Fix by Powderburn http://www.myspace.com/powderburn 11. OUTRO

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Musically, it's a partial tribute to The Promise Ring and a partial tribute to some very cool up and coming bands. The rest is just filler.

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1. INTRO 2. POPPIN THE CHERRY: The Hot Toddies 'Seattle' and Red Unicorn Army 'Zombie Attack 3. MUSIC: Butterfly Kisses by The Depreciation Guild www.myspace.com/thedepreciationguild 4. NEWS 5. MUSIC: Platform Wars by Devo Spice feat. The Great Luke Ski and Dual Core http://thefump.com/ 6. INTERVIEW: Brian and Laura from I Fight Dragons 7. MUSIC: The Faster The Treadmill by I Fight Dragons www.myspace.com/ifightdragons 8. GAME (SYN - "Fly, Bat Ass! Fly!") {{Commercial - "((classic))"}} 9. CLOSING 10. MUSIC: Dirty by American Head Charge www.myspace.com/americanheadcharge 11. OUTRO

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This show was ripe with technical difficulties, but it was still a lot of fun. PLUS, we scored a LONG interview with IDW's Andy Schmidt that is totally worth a listen along with PLENTY of comic talk thanks to a new Dave email. It's a long one, but it's a good one.

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1. PRESHOW 2. INTRO 3. MUSIC: "Poppin' the Cherry": Bang, Thump by Verbal and the Kickdrums; You can get away with anything thanks to Autotune. It's just that cool. by Positive Attitude www.myspace.com/positiveattitude (slow fade at end) 4. NEWS 5. MUSIC: Buckshot by Howlin' Tumbleweeds www.myspace.com/howlintumbleweeds 6. INTERVIEW: Creep Creepersin 7. MUSIC: Ten Minutes by The Get Up Kids www.myspace.com/thegetupkids; Momentary Lapse 8. GAME (SYN - "Please Remove Your Poll From My Ass") Commercial - "Period Pieces" 9. CLOSING 10. MUSIC: American Jesus by Bad Religion www.myspace.com/badreligion 11. OUTRO

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This week is strictly by the seat of the kpants. Joel talks about everything in general and nothing in particular. Don't miss it!

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This show was madness. Itâ??s the post SDCC roundup! Weâ??ve got a ton of guests and news and we had a live chat that was damn-near out of control. Check this one out and subscribe to iTunes, already!

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Joel skips a week and comes back swinging! He attempts to write a story on the spot. It's off the cuff, off the top of his head and often not very good. Enjoy!

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It's our first live show! We've got a guest and a great chat and a brand new segment. Check panelsonpages.com for details on how to listen live and for all sorts of other great stuff.

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1. PRESHOW & THEME 2. INTRO 3. MUSIC: Klondike Bar by Positive Attitude www.myspace.com/positiveattitude 4. NEWS 5. MUSIC: Ven Aqui by Random featuring Sabrina Cuie www.myspace.com/random215 6. MUSIC: Super Fast Happy Song by Driver Side Airbag http://www.myspace.com/driversidepunk 7. GAME SYN - "Don't Let Your SYN Go Down On Me" 8. CLOSING 9. MUSIC: Spread Legs Not Lies by The Blackout! http://www.myspace.com/theblackout 10. OUTRO

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Wizard editor and Blogger extraordinaire Jim Gibbons stopped by to talk about conventions, as it's definitely that time of the year. A good time was had by all, even Matt's tree chicken (the deadliest of chickens).

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1. PRESHOW & THEME 2. INTRO 3. MUSIC: Supermassive Black Hole by Kaichi www.awfulshow.com (ODM podcast can be downloaded here!) 4. NEWS 5. MUSIC: Robit by My Parents Favorite Music www.myspace.com/myparentsfavoritemusic 7. MUSIC: Take Off Your T-Shirt by Watt White III www.myspace.com/wattwhite 8. GAME (SYN - "Cinema from North Carolina") {{Commercial: The Wood Zapper}} 9. CLOSING 10. MUSIC: Lusty Lady by Billy The Fridge's Million Dollar Fantasy Freakshow www.myspace.com/fridge 11. OUTRO

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Julyâ??s Fangirl of the Month stops by to spread a little filthiness and then we welcome our newest member on the longest and dirtiest show to date. Lock away the women and children and then strap in for the madness.

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Scrub Club stops by to tell us about what's new in their world.

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This show went EXACTLY how we thought it would and it was a blast. There's not much else going on here other than Revenge of the Fallen talk, though dead celebs, both present (and regrettably) past get their fair share of time as well.

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1. INTRO 2. MUSIC: Ice Water by The Riverboat Gamblers http://www.myspace.com/theriverboatgamblers 3. NEWS 4. MUSIC: Veronica Hates Me by Screeching Weasel http://www.myspace.com/officialscreechingweasel 5. MUSIC: Armageddon by The Alkaline Trio http://www.myspace.com/alkalinetrio 6. GAME 7. CLOSING 8. MUSIC: Everything Sux by The Descendents http://www.myspace.com/descendents

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The original trinity returns! This one is all over the place, but we cover new toys, old toys, sidekicks made good, crystal Pepsi and (of course) a little Transformers action for good measure. Go to panelsonpages.com for all your geeky goodness.

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Another show suggeted by Chris! This week Joel gives his passing thoughts on AFIâ??s top 100 films of the past 100 years. Hopefully itâ??ll tide you over until Joel is back on the show again. 1) Suckerpunch by Krylls 2) Isla by Sassure 3) Fade Away by Diecast 4) Snackbar by Adam Hoek 5) Half The Girl by We The Living 6) Tears Donâ??t Fall by Bullet For My Valentine Music provided by: http://music.podshow.com

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In his first snack since "4 Hours of Hate", Keyz addresses American car loyalty, emotion-sensing phones, car names and off-road vehicles, the futility of gambling, spiritual possession by washed-up comics, government facilitation of overpopulation, justified shoplifting, self-vandalism, new guidelines for euthanasia, wearing pants, inconsiderate parking, criminals in trucking, daylight savings time, and a handful of thoughts too short for their own clip.

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1. INTRO - "What's up your ass?" 2. MUSIC: Delilah by Michael Mack (http://www.juvenilecomedy.com) 3. NEWS 4. 5. MUSIC: Moo Moo Cow by Seamonkey http://www.seamonkeymusic.com 6. INTERVIEW: Mack, editor of juvenilecomedy.com 7. MUSIC: Pr-Pr-Pr-Procreate by Moneyshot Cosmonauts http://www.thefump.com/artist.php?id=33 8. GAME (SYN - "You Say It's Your Birthday...") {{Commercial - BMI Dating}} 9. CLOSING 10. MUSIC: Mr. Fancy Pants by Jonathan Coulton http://www.jonathancoulton.com/ 11. OUTRO

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Another show suggeted by Chris! This week Joel gives his passing thoughts on AFIâ??s top 100 films of the past 100 years. Hopefully itâ??ll tide you over until Joel is back on the show again. 1) Suckerpunch by Krylls 2) Isla by Sassure 3) Fade Away by Diecast 4) Snackbar by Adam Hoek 5) Half The Girl by We The Living 6) Tears Donâ??t Fall by Bullet For My Valentine All music provided by http://music.podshow.com

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Holy mother of poop, this is a long one. By FAR our longest show to date, we got carried away talking about bad movies we love. A special guest appearance and some standardized wild tangents made this one of our best shows.

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1. INTRO 2. MUSIC: The Depression Song by Positive Attitude : http://www.myspace.com/positiveattitude 3. NEWS 4. MUSIC: Vampire Killers by The 8 Bit Boys (feat. MC Gigahertz and MC Loki) : www.myspace.com/8bitboys 5. FREETALK 6. MUSIC: Motherfuckin' Hippie Girls by The Real Colin Thompson : www.therealcolinthompson.com/ 7. GAME (SYN - "I Think I'm Gonna Hurl!") {{Commercial - "Learn to be Loose"} 8. CLOSING 9. MUSIC: The Banishment by Prong : www.prongmusic.com/ (from Rock Band 2) 10. OUTRO

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Two movie reviews, a big thank you to some special folks and some classic music from The Awful Show.

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Look! A girl! That's right, this month's Fangirl of the Month Meagan VanBurkelo graces the Popcast as we talk (amongst other things) all the badassery that was this year's E3.

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1. PRESHOW & THEME 2. INTRO 3. MUSIC: Never Gonna Give You Up by EEPROM (you've been Rick Rolled....!) http://www.eeprommusic.com 4. NEWS 5. MUSIC: Why Are You Friending Me On Facebook? by Devo Spice - http://www.devospice.com/ 6. A Momentary Lapse with Joel 7. INTERVIEW: Phil Rossi 8. MUSIC: Empty Promises by Built Upon Frustration (Hatebreed tribute song from a band suggested by Dustin from MN) - http://www.last.fm/music/Built+Upon+Frustration 9. A Momentary Chauvinism with Keyz 10. SYN - "And Tarentino was his name...oh" 11. MUSIC: Can't Stop by This Is A Shakedown! - http://www.myspace.com/thisisashakedown 12. CLOSING 13. OUTRO

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Lee's back in the captain's chair and we talk far too long about far too much (including movie remakes) in this, our longest show yet.

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'The Box'. Featuring more music from The Depreciation Guild.

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1. PRESHOW & THEME / 2. INTRO / 3. MUSIC: "Empty Walls" by Kaichi / 4. NEWS / 5. MUSIC: My Very Own Flag by Less Than Jake / 6. INTERVIEW: Jamie Kilstein - Comedian and co-host of left-wing political podcast Citizen Radio; has been a guest on the show previously / 7. MUSIC: Church Sunday (ft. TYT) by Kabuto The Python / 8. GAME: SYN - "We Sold Out!...and not in a good way!" / 9. MUSIC: Glorious Lie by Midnight Dawns 10. CLOSING / 11. MUSIC: One Fine Day by The Saps / 12. OUTRO

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Joel talks about the recent changes at The Awful Show.

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Lee Rodriguez is out this week, so the inmates have taken over the asylum! We're running the floor with a five man team this week, that's 4 more than the Cleveland Cavaliers!

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The cast has been altered a bit, but the Awful fam is too strong to let the show die, so we brought it with a fun opener, a revolting news segment, a killer interview with Red Peters, and a SYN with a different winner. Enjoy!

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All of the music is provided by The Depreciation Guild. Thank you.

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Tha Mike takes 10 minutes and shares his future with The Awful Show.

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Lee sounds like Hell, but the guys still managed to put on a fun show, depsite some minor technical glitches. You get some Watchmen and some general bitching. Good fanboy times.

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An interview with Rapper Tech N9ne, South Philly Paul and his lady in studio, a new game called Jeoparody and a hilarious new commercial round out this 152nd episode of The Awful Show.

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Benjamin Button and The Toxic Avenger, songs about Superman, and a talk about enjoying the little things in life. All of it wrapped with a pretty little bow.

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We got our missing Jason back, but lost him eventually thanks to technical woes. Luckily, our first guest more than held his own in the meantime as we talked Star Trek, toys and all sorts of crazy.

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This week we learned Nerraux has balls, for a little while anyway, Mike's looking for the right woman to bite his wang off and South Philly Paul is very humble about his fame.

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Renegades of Porn part 2 - A short story by Joel. A tale of love and sex so big that it requires two seperate snacks!

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The boys are back and full of PoP excellence, Lee if you are reading this, send me descriptions from now on.

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Comedian and actor Dante Nero, a sex toy hostess, rapper TP from TP & Esco a body parts SYN and great music round off this show of interview goodness awfully awesome.

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Planning a wedding sucks, Seamonkey quarantined, Seamonkette exhausted, Cat dragoned.

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Renegades of Porn part 1 - A short story by Joel. A tale of love and sex so big that it requires two seperate snacks!

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The inaugural show from the guys at Panels On Pages dot com. There is some sound issues but bare with them it's the first show. Support these guys the best you can!

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It's the 1 year anniversary of one of the greatest pranks in Awful history. The infamous Outback call. This is a must hear for any new listeners!

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Due to calamities beyond our control, this was a good week to do another clip show. Keyz also managed to squeeze in a fresh all-listener SYN, so you know it's going to be worth checking out!

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We didn't do a full show this week, but we still wanted to do something for the bros and hoes that listen live on Fridays, so we just hung out and gabbed. This is what resulted. It's not really a "show" but we'll leave it here in case you want to hear what went down.

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It's the shortest show yet! Who needs good topics or content when you have music this good?

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A good, ol' fashioned A.G. Snack filled with technical difficulties! It's still gold for you as tha Girls' give a nod to the most deviant holiday of all: 4/20! Instant-classic quotes from Cat and a stoner-movie-quote game with honorary Awful Girl Nenimlas!

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This is not your typical snack and is not for everyone. Tha Mike shares some stories and his feelings on his dog Samson passing away.

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Sad news from Tha Mike, hot ladies in the chat, Rappy McRapperson and a rare Nerraux SYN win rounds out this full show.

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This week Joel plays some new Team Illuminati, talks about his former pets and continues his previous conversation about porn.

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Ever thought about being a pirate? Ever thought about having dildo's for hands? Ever heard the joke about what the pirate thought of the blonde? The Awful Girls ponder all of these questions and more!

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We played Say It! with Captain Dan, we interviewed a F'in Ahole and played a new visual clues based SYN.

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This week the girls get grusome and talk about one of Seamonkette's favorite subjects: SERIAL KILLERS!!!

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Joel is back to form again. It's a shorter snack this week, but somehow he turned a non-existant topic into one heck of a one sided discussion on motivation.

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Tha Mike, Nerraux and Jason Lee from panelsonpages.com discuss a Awful/Picture Pages future.

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Eric from the metal band Midnight Dawns comes on to save an otherwise train wreck of a show.

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Confucious say man who stand on toilet, high on pot - show on legalizing Mary Jane (not the hooker).

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This week is episode 100b! It's a double stuffed episode! Twice as much music! Twice as many hosts! Twice as much preperation beforehand!

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Cat joins Tha Mike for a snack worthy of the celebration of 100 weeks of snacks. Cat brings up her vagina on atleast 2 or 3 occasions so you know it's a win.

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Unchecked, the four of us can talk like old ladies in a knitting circle. A good interview can really set the tone for a good show. Drunk listeners playing SYN are not a perfect match.

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Part 2 of "4 Hours of Hate", a Keyz snack compilation

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Part 1 of "4 Hours of Hate", a Keyz snack compilation

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As we near the Awful Snack Milestone of 100 episodes (nevermind we aren't really near that!) our minds turn to thoughts of none other than dildos and Nenimlas! No, not like THAT! It's the AWFUL GIRLS TIME OF THE MONTH, where we read your emails and play your voicemails!!! And talk about dildos.... *Special secret song inspired by Cat's comment at 11min 20secs into this show is included at the end!! Don't miss it!!!

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Questions from Naked Ninja, chapter three! You know the drill.

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Seamonkey and Seamonkette in the studio performing live, a Quentin Tarantino group of showdowns and much more all on this episode of the Awful Show!

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Seamonkette joins us from vacation at Tha Mike's house, Cat starts numerous conversations with I hope they don't mind me telling this... and Kelly invites Angry Dragon Ashley onto the show for a topic of Online Dating, complete with listener questions.

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Joel is a professional podcaster. Yeah, right! This episode is the best example of why he shouldn't be allowed to cast pods. At least the music is good.

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Tha Mike's beautiful daughter Anyah sings you a very wonderful song from the movie Enchanted!

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By popular demand, here is the lost Ksweeny call from last week's snack!

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This show would have been about 2 hours shorter if Tha Mike was in a normal mood. A great interview with rapper Voss and a Scottish themed SYN round this marathon off. This show was cursed, it's Friday the 13th after all!

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The girls trudged through another week of minor technical difficulties to bring to you the important message of stopping domestic violence, and remind you that Love Never Hurts! This PSA is brought to you by the Awful Girls.

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Tha Mike and Zack discuss the biggest website to hit the interwebs since... ever. This snack also features a call to Mike's parents!

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Nostalgia reigns on this episode. Joel talks about all of the things that happened this past week, plays songs from past shows and is reminded why he does this snack in the first place: therapy.

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Tha Mike issues a public apology and plays some amazing tracks by Kabuto The Python. In my opinion this is a must listen!

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Your votes on ThaMike.com prove to mean something. Allow us to present to you, the 20 BEST Bits from the last 141 episodes.

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Vigilante Justice! Not just for ex-boyfriends... and mother-in-laws.

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Evil Cheshire Cat joins Tha Mike to answer some listener questions posted on thamike.com

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This week we take a break. If this show sucks, it's your fault! We also find out Brits will stay up all night for the chance of seeing a nipple in our chat.

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It's that time of the month! The computer's on the rag and we celebrate Nerraux's b-day.

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This week Joel pays a silent tribute to Captain Dan's other project, Echo Slightly. A band made entirely over the internet. All of the tracks were recorded by 3 different artists in 3 different studios! Joel also pays tribute to Heath Ledger's Oscar winning Joker.

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The SYN of Bros, an awesome parody from South Philly Paul, an interview with rapper Sumkid and the usual chit chat you've grown to love all on this episode of The Awful Show!

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This Awful Girls episode brings out the girls wild animal side, as we discuss the wonderful world of exotic pets! We talk about pets we've had, pets we want, and pets that maul peoples faces off.

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Ksweeney talks about her glorious Friday the 13th. Slappy McGee shares a good portion of the show in a questionable state of consciousness. Waxing body hair, TV shows, insane chimpanzees, pinkeye, kids putting genitals on stuff, fmylife.com â?? it all comes up in the course of an hourâ??s conversation.

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The third part in a series on poetry and prose. This week Aaron P. and Mr. Kirker submit their own writings, as well as 3 new poems by Joel. Did we mention that all of the background music for each piece is by Autoganz?

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Keyz sports women's clothing, Square State Samurai asks for Tha Mike's blessing and Adrienne King shows us that some of the nicest people are horror movie legends.

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On this episode the Girls weigh in on A-Rod and the sports steroid debate. Do they like their men enhanced or au naturale? Listen and find out!

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Talking about pancakes leads to discussion about linguistics then to communicating with your special someone then to office rage and finally the big VD.

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This week it's randomness again, but it's all listener suggested! Joel talks about actual snacks, bad habits and the Troma film Poultrygeist. It's mix-tastic!

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Tha Mike sits on his couch and connects with Zack, Kelly and Mr Miah and they call random numbers just to act like retards. There is some good stuff here, plus you might even hear Ariana's voice!

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In this episode we find out who is the A.S.S. Champion, we act like idiots, laugh like retards and have an over all kick ass time!

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Panhandle THESE girls and you'll get a fist in your face - the ladies talk about homelessness.

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Tha Mike breaks his silence, well not really, but he does offer up 2 great tracks and a classic commercial for your ass!

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Joel talks about idiots, reviews a movie and talks about horror documentaries. He also plays some amazingly killer music!

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Lloyd Kaufman of Troma Entertainment, Captain Dan for phone fun, a Troma SYN and tons more on this Awful Show Marathon!

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Our first of many end of month shows, "That Time of the Month." The show starts out a little choppy on the audio but it gets better we promise! It's a great show with all of your favorite parts of the Awful Girls, rolled into one! Enjoy the emails, voicemails and the great game of Backwards Answers!

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Nerraux & KSweeney have a little monk talk, then Dubkill and Mediocre Ken call in to talk about Portland and the military.

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It's Joel's first ever all hip hop show! Some of his favorite hip hop artists are all included in this one bass thumping episode. Joel does apologize that there is some talking in between the songs.

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There was so much to talk about this week between what's going on in our lives and the foul dietary habits of the Brits that we hardly had time to squeeze in anything else...but we did. We also included the news, SYN, and the next installment of the ASS contest -- all for the same great low price!

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Not even 13 minutes of technical difficulties can stop the official swearing in of Obama by the Awful Girls! The ladies tackle hard hitting issues such as their hopes for the future and which president they'd like to bang. Hear about the best (and worst) of weeks, listen to titillating discussion, and enjoy a very "special" song.

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Nerraux and KSweeney chat about old men swingin wang, talk a little about the inauguration, and chat with Joe and Mr. Squiggles.

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For his 90th episode, Joel has questions by Mr. Kirker and an article about dissecting the splatter film. It's two great tastes that taste great together!

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There was a fun discussion, a good time with the live audience, and a SYN that speculated on how many heartbeats some...shall we say "living challenged" entertainers have left.

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This week we're back with a new format. We get scientific and talk cloning and all things related. Sorry for the delay but enjoy the great conversation with three lovely ladies!

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KSweeney explains her sprained foot, Nerraux tells the tale of the worst morning ever, and the whole gig gets cut short by a crying baby spouting mucous.

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Tha Mike breaks his snack silence to give details on the Awful Show A.S.S. competition!

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The second part in a series on poetry and prose. This week Ankh and Dustin submit their own writings for this listener fueled snack.

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We actually went into this show with a plan. And then we talked to Captain Dan. And then Captain Dan talked to Nerraux's Romanian scammer friend Vasili. And then it went to hell and we laughed our asses off.

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The Awful Girls are back with a New Year's Resolution to slim down! No, the SHOW, you idiot! They're perfectly HOT the way they are! Seamonkette, Cat and Kelly all tell what they got for Christmas and catch us up on what's been happening during their much earned breaks!

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Nerraux & KSweeney catch up after the holiday break, talk about Ann Coulter, and random other things.

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Due to illness, this is a music only snack with 5 Awful Mins in between. My apologies, I hope you still enjoy the snack.

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After a week off, we were all back live and it felt good to power up the mics and spew drivel into them for a full two hours. Seriously, there was a lot to catch up on and a lot of new listeners in the live chat to help motivate us. Back that with a Top Douchebags of 2008 SYN and you've got a winner.

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Listener questions by Naked Ninja part II: Electric Boogaloo! Isn't that enough? And there's some kick ass music too.

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Tha Mike decided he wanted to spend a Friday night with his wife and daughter and cancelled the show. So Joel decided he'd mash together all the best from the entire run of 5 Awful Minutes. Tha Mike says listen to this one, he laughed his ass off when he did! We'll be back as normal next Friday night at 10 PM EST on Cringe Humor.

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Joel's annual Christmas blow out! Christmas is almost here and what better way to celebrate the season? Why not spend some time with your favorite pervert!

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What better time to bitch and tell stories about ex-relationships than the holiday actually named eX-Mess? There were some funny moments, some serious moments, and a very tender moment where Alex comes to terms with his addiction...oh wait, never mind. Anyway, there were showdowns about the Simpsons and That 70's Show and all the regular horsin' 'round.

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The Girls are all tinseled up and ready to jingle your bells with this Christmas-themed show! Your presents this year include WAY too much info from Know Your Hoes questions, an exclusive interview with the jolliest of old elves, a Christmas movie game... and the best gift of all... MISS SQUARE STATE SAMURAI IS ON THE SHOW! Merry Xmas!

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Nerraux & KSweeney actually went into this show with things to talk about, but ended up having a fun time chatting with Naked Ninja the whole time about cheating and High School in general.

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The first part in a series on poetry and prose. This week, Joel's selected writings.

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Once again, back in full force and ready to talk about all the stuff going on in our lives and in the world. We had some Know Your Bros questions, a fun interview, and a game of Relative SYN hosted by a sicknes crippled Keyz. Mike Errico stopped by to talk about the music industry, his projects and his work with Blender magazine. He's a kindred spirit to be sure, and I would expect to see him back on the show in the future. Listen to find out how to get free swag!

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This week is Seamonk-uuuhhhh's birthday and we pull out all the stops including TWO special guests, a special game and lots fun voicemails that the girls have difficulty answering.

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Nerraux and KSweeney talk about mattresses and vegetarianism and Dustin of The Miniature Elephant Show stops by to toss his two cents in.

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METAL! Thanks to trailerized_janitor for the show idea, band suggestions, topics and love. This show will grow hair on your chest.

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Keyz poses some thoughts on running red lights, shares his opinion on comic-book-based movies, takes a moment for a personal editorial in his own defense, and discusses strategies around operating systems.

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No hi quality stream, no video chat, no Nerraux, yet the guys put out a quality show featuring listeners calling in to cast the Awful Show movie and much more! Who needs technology for internet radio?

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The girls are back together to talk turkey after their Thanksgiving break! A late voicemail entry inspires the featured music, Evil Cheshire Cat reveals a little too much about her dreams, and lots of interesting tidbits are shared in a "Love/Hate" discussion. Trust us, there are some choice sound bites to be found in this episode!

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Nerraux & KSweeney talk about work politics, the idiot media and Thanksgiving. Square State Samurai and Mr. Squiggles call in to give their thoughts.

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Early 90's music from Kansas City, concert choirs, death, the Kansas City Royals and Joel. Find out how they all relate to each other in this amazing snack!

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A slightly trimmer Tha Mike returned to bring his magic once again. We had some good discussion, some hilarious calls to some patient/ignorant Chinese folks and a game of SYN that revealed how ignorant we are of girly drinks.

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Keyz shares his latest ideas for new bumper stickers, discusses the term 'date rape', speaks out on hidden sodomy in the movie "Babe", gives free advise on marketing to marble manufacturers, and presents his input on memorable lyrics.

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Best of the Awful Girls is here for your listening pleasure. Enjoy some of our favorite moments from the past year as requested by you, the listener!! Hope you enjoy it as much as we've enjoyed all of these moments!

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Nerraux and KSweeney are joined by Keyz to talk about poo, exercise farts, Madonna groupie hate and illiterate net jagoffs. Naked Ninja calls in to add his two cents.

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Listener questions by Naked Ninja! Music by Rappy McRapperson! Song intros by Casey Kasem! Two separate 5 Awful Minutes and more!

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Keyz Snack Version 2.0 back to kick your ass with laughter yo! An Awful Snack Exclusive Parody closes off this gem.

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We were one Tha Mike shy of a full crew. We tried to fill some of the void with a Seamonkey, but it's never the same without The Man. Regardless, we talked about what's going on in the world, we did the news and Miah joined us for a Battlestar Galactica Awful Showdown.

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The Girls craft another thrilling, titillating and over-informative show that's sure to make your urethra tingle! Lots of v-mails and e-mails get some interesting tidbits to know your hoes by and a game tailor-made for Awful Girls alum and brand new mum, Miss SSS!! Oh baby! New FuMP music by Worm Quartet rounds out yet another fully worthy show!

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Best of the Awful Girls is here for your listening pleasure. Enjoy some of our favorite moments from the past year as requested by you, the listener!! Hope you enjoy it as much as we've enjoyed all of these moments!

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Nerraux & KSweeney are back this week. Miah calls in for an assist and to talk TV. Naked Ninja calls for KSweeney's love advice.

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It's the official tribute to Idiot Box Radio! A snack done in the same style, but without the Australian accent.

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Tha Mike describes his near death experience and the rest of his weekend.

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Keyz waxes philosophical speaking about death by disappearance and the pointlessness of life. He goes on to give advice about an alternative to cortisone cream, talks about animal intelligence, shares an idea for technology and public television, and concludes with a word on erectile dysfunction.

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What a fun Show! We had a good opening, we tried a new phone prank, talked to Jake Palumbo, and finished with a Geeky movie SYN. It was like a 4 course meal at a fine restaurant.

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The Awful Girls have a week full of Awesomeness! We get an interview with John Cassaday, one liners from Panic At The Disco, serenaded by the fans and thrown up on by the homeless. Come join us for the fun!

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Joel's official wrap up of the recent presidential race. From Obama to McCain, it's all in here!

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Tha Mike and Seamonkey reconnect with some casual talk about tornado's, comic book guys and a ghostly wrap up. Good times!

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We were a Joel shy of a full set tonight, but we soldiered through and managed to pull off a wholly adequate show complete with your emails, news, an interview, and the SYN of "fire down below".

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The Girls may have had some crappy weeks, but they're all giddy about the new President elect! Kelly opens with a rant, Cat is sick (in the bad way) and Seamonkette gets into a barfight (almost). A special appearance by none other than our President Elect, a PC lil' game of Republican or Democrat and a new song by MC Lars and YTCracker round out this laid back yet still politically charged episode!

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Nerraux flies solo again while KSweeney welcomes some new folks to the neighborhood. Election '08 and religious undergarments are the main topics of discussion.

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If you download only one of Joel's snacks this year, make it this one. This is Joel's tribute to the band, Team Illuminati, one of your newest favorite bands.

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Tha Mike and SSS welcome Samantha and Kyrie to the snack for some talk on their haunted pasts.

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It's election time and Halloween and we talked a little about both. We hope you got a ton of candy and that you'll vote next week. Besides that, there was some great music and a horror-movie SYN. You'll enjoy it.

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The Girls prep for Halloween with the spookiest show ever!!! (not really, but we're sticking to that tag line.) Spooky "Know-Your-Hoes" questions, your ghastly emails and vmails, a deadly game with terrifying guests and the undead-est old ghoul running for president this year lets his California Rasin hang out! It's SPOOKTACULAR!!!

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What looked like it would end in five minutes lasted for over an hour and the discussion of favorite horror movies was actually appropriate for the holiday...go figure.

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It's time for Joel's 2nd Annual Halloween Snack! Featuring the music of Calabrese and the traditional Halloween song by Hyper Nonsense Music. Don't look behind you, it's not a ghost, it's just me moaning.

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This is what you want in an Awful Show. A strong opening segment with fun discussion, the return of Dr. F, a little news, a fun interview, and a new game played by women with the nicknames Sexy and Chewy. Plus Devo Spice and a Sin Six exclusive.

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Tonight's show can only be described as 4 girls, a c*** and a podcast.We all like a high bar, but not so high we can't reach the beer... and that's what the Awful Girls bring to the table this week! Mad props to and Unoshato for their amazing inputs on the show. The Squiggs and DDDani for a true game of Know Your Hoes.

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Nerraux & Ksweeney make an episode from a mishmash of whatever comes to mind. No deep revelations in this one, just some people hanging out and chatting, which is nice sometimes.

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100 percent raw. No plan, No direction, no show? Plus a little tribute to Nirvana.

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Keyz returns in classic form with his snack style dubbed version 2.0. He goes on about the palatability of bodily fluids, moments before dying, equality / dominance between men and women and reprises bathroom etiquette.

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This was the first full-strength Awful Show in three weeks and we had some fun with it. There was a lot of catching up, a good interview, a scientific SYN and an interview with author J.C.Hutchins.

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The Girls answer a LOAD of voicemails and emails and are joined by a guest of near-Presidential proportions! Listen and hear why the Awful Girls are quickly becoming THE ONLY all-vag podcast to subscribe to!

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Only on this show could we start talking about babies and end up discussing zombies. We have the best listeners!

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Seamonkey, ECC, JRob and Mike play Truth Or Dare, then an intervention happens.

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The 'X' Factor. Just listen, why not?

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The show is back sans Nerraux, but we welcome a new member to our family this week. Tha Mike, Keyz, Joel and Seamonkey fuck around for 3 hours and talk to musician Dave from Runaway Dorothy.

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Hey Bros and Hoes! Tonight's show takes us back to our youth with a fun game with Bildo about nicktoons! We also talk about the fantastic time we all had at C on the Cob and answer some know your ho related questions. We also listened to another listener submitted contest entry for the "Awful Girl Voicemail Line" We really want 2 more entries to please help :) Special thanks to Bildo!

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From 2003, an unfinished short story in 3 parts. Featuring an original soundtrack from the Podsafe Music Network and background music by This Will Destroy You.

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Tha Mike briefly talks about the Con from this past weekend in a sad and depressed voice. Good times!

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The Awful Girls show how AWFULLY excited they are that Con on the Cob is here! We're ready to jam. Here's a short show with some great music and fun conversation all revolving around our excitement about the Con!

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Powered by live calls from the listeners, this snack runs a range of topics from the impending baby, to yard sales, to wrestling, to making pets out of wildlife. Oh, and there's some kind of convention going on this weekend...

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Absolutely Useless Trivia! Stuff you never needed to know, but that might save your life during a knife fight. Believe it!

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Keyz was a little under the weather, but he soldiered through the first segment. Get well, bro. We also talked to Monk Turner, Nerraux's new crush author Phil Rossi and a handful of live-listening fans.

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This week we focus on you in Awful Land! We answer emails and voicemails from all our lovely listeners. Lots of people asked some great questions, we reminisce, we get serenaded, and we had a lot of fun! We also are getting really excited for Con on the Cob, less than a week away now! Check out the myspace page for information on our Con on the Cob picture scavenger hunt! Hugs and Kisses :)

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Nerraux and KSweeney start with nothing to talk about, then move into KSweeney's crazy family, then Nerraux's impending baby, then religion, then Square State's baby, then politics, then done. It was a busy night for having nothing to talk about.

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When Joel met Tha Mike and Nerraux. Also, how Joel has never met Keyz in person and probably never will. Not if Keyz has anything to say about it.

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Arrrrrr! Happy 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' maytees! There were a load of new listeners joining us live this week, and it was great to see you all. We had all the usual trimmings, plus Steven Hawking returned for a movie quote SYN that we haven't seen the likes of in a while. Guest: Captain Dan put in a second-annual Talk Like a Pirate Day appearance to share a lot of goings-on in his world, a trio of Awful Show exclusives, and a mini version of SAY IT! which he always makes so fun. Stop by his Myspace and show him some love!

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The Awful Girls start the show with an interview with sexy sultry, lady tomorrow, Hope. She answers some questions, participates in her very own lightening round, and shows off her skills with the Band Name Game! We answer a great number of great voice mails and a few emails. We answer a bunch of Know Your Ho questions.

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Nerraux, KSweeney and a great live chat talk about biking, family stories and random other stuff.

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Why does Seamonkey deal with Tha Mike. This week listen to Mike play Rock Band 2 while Seamonkey tries to seriously snack. Mike recommends you don't listen.

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A miniature tribute to The Miniature Elephant, a few random things and a nearly broken hand.

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Zack & Kelly sat in on this episode and we had a great time with them! Also in this episode: a more-fun-than-usual opening segment of talk; prank calls gone wrong in a VERY fun way; and three fun Awful Showdowns, one of which didn't even involve any cheating.

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It's Kelly's birthday, and The Awful Girls are joined his highness of nerdcore, the ONE AND ONLY Zealous1 for some Q&A and he stays to play our game tailor made for Kelly's tastes! No technical issue is gonna stop this show from being great!

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This one was just off-the-cuff and didn't have a lot of promise, but Hotcakes man and StripCDJ called in to share their stories and make this episode interesting and fun.

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A classic snack! Featuring old school Sarah The M drops and songs from the early years of Joel's Awful Snack. Also, Joel talks about some stuff and junk.

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ECC's husband Titan join Tha Mike and Seamonkey for a small getting to know you convo.

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Loooooong show, but there is some classic stuff in here you won't want to miss! SAY IT!, Awful Showdown, a sudden call to the second best Awful Show interviewee, and some fun general discussion all added up to a fun show.

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If ranting about parenting and clothing sizes don't get you frothing at the mouth, at least there's the one-and-only MAJA who came on to answer the girls grilling AND who stuck around to GET grilled for the A.G. Game of the Week: Tha Mike Message Board Kuh-nowledge! Who pwned? Gotta listen!

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Hurricanes, politics, sick toddlers and other wastes of time get covered by Nerraux and KSweeney in this episode.

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It's a family thing, you don't want to understand.

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Hotcakesman joins Seamonkey and Tha Mike for some 1 on 2 special get to know him time.

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Missing the live chat this week meant missing some serious sexiness, which is to say Nerraux put on the bikini again. This week also marked the return of SYN, a new commercial, and two exclusive songs! IN STUDIO GUEST: Andy Hopp from Con on the Cob came in to talk about the upcoming Con and all the fun that shall be had. If you can get to Akron in October, you really should be there.

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Show 69d is dedicated to lover of the 69 himself, Jo-El. We get our drink on to find a winner for our contest, we listen to a tease from Seamonkette and a Musing Madame from EvilCheshireCat. Last we have a game all for Joel with Tha Mike to help us out. Stay tuned for to the end for some joely goodness! Hugs and Kisses.

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Nerraux & KSweeney cover the Olympics, the DNC, and how a recent viewing of Mama Mia may have caused a head wound.

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The music of Hazel. Get to know them now, before they're too big to know who the hell you are!

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The Time We Had was Clumsy.

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DESCRIPTION: We had a little Real Talk about bangin' the youngins; we returned an interview favor for a fellow PA podcaster; and finally Nerraux got a chance to rule in an Awful Showdown. IN STUDIO GUEST: Sorg from WPAJ checked in and gave us the lowdown on his millions of online ventures, all of which you can get to from http://www.defacemarketing.com. Show a bro some love and check out his site!

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The Awful Girls embrace the olympics with an international show. We talk to TYT in Japan and he teaches us how to say "I love the Awful Girls" in Japanese. We get a baby update from Mrs.SSS, and we play an olympic sized games. And listen closely for EvilChesireCat's exciting Con on the Cob news that we're all thrilled to hear!

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It all keeps coming back to pee stories. Oh well, some call-ins from Nenimlas and Speaker and TravisLSU help keep Nerraux and KSweeney on their toes.

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G-G-G-G-G-GHOSTS! Yeah, you heard me.

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