Its Chris from social shotgun saying hello and introducing his upcoming series of podcasts,Il Ponderoso.Ok so maybe it should be El Ponderoso.

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We descend into the murky,twisted hell of Nicolas deranged sexual desires.Chris is quite frankly pushed to breaking point by her constant,disgraceful nagging.He was never in the Brownies.What can I say,its more of the same nasty,acidic bickering but it is funny.They may well hate each other.What more do you want? Apart from it to be professionally produced and not a shambles.Just listen dammit.

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A discussion of space leaves Chris sounding not as clever as he thought he was.Nicola reveals her futuristic cloud idea for travelling in the future which is astonishingly stupid.It could just work.The fate of disabled chickens comes up somehow and lots of other complete nonsense gets talked about by these increasingly retarded and desperate people.Another cracking episode.I mean its not like it costs you anything.

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We discuss our cultural evening at the Leicester Square theatre to see the play 'Dorian Gray' that Chris was tricked into going to and now thinks hes a trained actor.Nicola is even more of a nightmare than usual but Chris saves the podcast with his usual genius comedy.Or is he just being a retard?.Make your own mind up.He loves you.She loves big black cock.You know,like massive.

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We try to do a proper podcast and review the papers.It doesnt go well.In what was a good idea at the time,Dullard Chris gets his eyebrows,ear and nose hair plucked by Nicola.Again it doesnt go well.They both give out their phone numbers in an attempt to get anybody to contact them.Please call.Anybody.Really.Not even kidding.Oh and put 0044 at the start of the number if you're outside the UK and miss out the first 0 of our numbers

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An in-depth and sensitive discussion on race and religion ends up in a legal minefield and pretty much chaos due to yet more juvenile behaviour by Chris.The strange love life of Nicola comes under the spotlight and its not a pretty sight.

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During episode four we travel back in time to a time back in the past and Nicola reveals many stories from her weird,twisted and very funny childhood.In a shocking climax,Dullard Chris makes an astonishing revelation which threatens their already fragile broadcasting relationship because he is a spastic and cannot read.

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A detailed review of us watching AC/DC at Wembley stadium,London with stories of the odd characters we met plus the usual unhinged behaviour by Nicola while Chris attempts to stop the podcasts descent into chaos.He fails.Shes a nightmare.

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Episode two of a near disastrous series of podcasts by two idiot amateurs from England.At times outrageous,funny and just completely chaotic but never a dull moment with these two.Well,maybe one or two.Its free dammit.Do you want the moon on a stick? Please like us.Nicola will bum you.

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A chaotic podcast by two idiots from England.Nicola,a young woman who loves black cock is at times on the edge of a nervous breakdown and Chris, a man who is 6 feet 1 inches tall attempting to push her over it.The edge.Or off any tall building.Come on she is a nightmare.Just listen with your ears.

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