Due to the credit crunch and also in the interests of health and safety the D and M Show is now one hour long. But don't worry Dave and Matt still deliver the same amount of silly humour and brilliant music now all squeezed into 60 minutes. This episode Dave continues the one word movie review with answers like 'brilliant', 'I haven't seen it' and 'shit'. Also a new series called Defend Yourself by Master Hur Ting Fut, lesson one 'how to defend yourself against a homosexual who is knitting a sweater for his boyfriend'.

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The wait for number 10 is over, it has been a few months since the last outing and in that time the guys have recharged their batteries and revamped the show. They have cranked up the silliness and the constant attempts to offend everyone and everything but also they have added some new features like, Thought of the Month, D & M News and One Line Reviews. Of course they will still be playing some great music along the way. Check out the new D and M Show and let us know what you think.

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Just like those lazy compilation episodes of Friends we have done our own for The D and M Show only there is no Joey and Chandler in this one. No this is way funnier, over 3 hours of chat from Dave and Matt covering a wide spectrum of topics. Relive those 'special' moments just in time for the new revamped show arriving in June.

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The ninth show from Dave and Matt sees the guys paying tribute to the inventor of the Kebab. Dave reveals he freaks out when every he hears an Abba song. Matt tells us the hilarious story of a weird work colleague and the guys have fun with Google Translate plus much much more.

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In the 2nd extra show the guys talk about Second Life and Playstation Home, the art of doing a Quincy and receiving crap prizes from another radio station that wont be mentioned here....OK it was Kerrang Radio.

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Dave and Matt discuss the finer points of the tabloid press The Daily Mail in particular. Matt does more John Merrick impressions. The guys come up with an idea to ban Celine Dion and also there is the welcome return of The Stylophone Challenge.

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One hour special: The guys discuss Swinger Club etiquette, educate us on the annoyance of digital TV dog tags and offer their view on that Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross scandal

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In show 7 we learn about the 'exciting' new game that Dave has been playing, Matt reveals he has been working in a college full of 20 year old girls...I think you know were this one is going and both of the guys simply don't mind.

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Yes on this show you will hear Matt offend the Jews, Dave offends the French, the boys talk about their new equipment, Dave lets everyone know why he's lost a little bit of weight (it's not a tapeworm) and Matt perfectly describes the sight of two fat people having sex. All this and some great unsigned and independent music which the boys have even done some research about.

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Sit down, put your feet up and listen to this because it's a good one. As well as a special guest star the guys discuss all manner of Depraved Minds (their own and other people's) as well as playing some great music and all by doing very very little research into anything. Fans of profanity will also be satisfied at the increased used of effing and jeffing. "Darn", "bloody" and "golly gosh" are used quite frequently during their rants. Show 5: Depraved Minds. Probably funnier than Show 3.

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Discover how killing whales will save the planet, Matt's Chris Eubank/Julian Clary impressions and they both share their dodgy motor stories as well with some alarming revelations about Matt's murderous tendencies.

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I can reveal that, for the first time, the guys did some planning before recording the show. The one person who has listened to it has said it?s "the best yet". But we accept, that?s not difficult. Highlights include: * An unrehearsed rendition of a popular 1980?s television advert. * More than enough abuse aimed at non-thinking morons. * A lack of abuse aimed at dwarfs * Some great music Did you see the plug for the music in there? Did you? The D & M show on TSM Radio... Listen to it in Japan and annoy the kids while they are having breakfast... or something... I can?t be bothered to work out the time difference.

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Dave and Matt revealing far too much about their past sexual encounters for anyone to be entirely comfortable. Matt doing an impression of Nelson Mandela, Dave doing an impression of a Spectrum game and the boys discussing Manga porn

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The very first show from Dave and Matt. First broadcast on TSM Radio UK on the 8th of December. In this episode Matt gives Dave a birthday present, they talk about gay love, dwarves, bad actors on those terminally ill adverts and an ex SS polish tramp who used to live on a roundabout in a tent with a satellite dish.

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