???????????? zou tte, hana kuso arimasu ka.

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???????????????????? boku wa kono hako no naka ni hana kuso wo hokan shiteimasu.

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???????????????????????? kono hana kuso wo anata no odeko de fuitemo ii desu ka.

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???????????????????? dare ga ichiban nagai hana kuso wo torerun deshou ka.

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????????????? kyou no yoru gohan wa hana kuso desu.

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??????????????????? anata no hana kuso wo hojittemo ii desu ka.

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?????????????? boku no hana kuso wa shoppai desu.

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One year old Tony is introduced to the harmonica.

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???????????????????? futotteiru hito hodo, ase wo kakanain desu ne. The other word for fat person, “debu,” isn’t very nice at all.

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?????????????????????????? boku no pantsu kara pengin wo nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita.

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???????????????????? anata no pantsu wo boushi mitai ni kaburitai.

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First, the advanced version: ?????????????????????????????? And the slightly dumbed down version: ?????? ????????????????? boku, tsukareta. tabemono wo kawari ni kande kureru kai? “kai” is a more informal and friendly way of ending a question, instead of just plain “ka.” Or, if you use it improperly it could also be used to pick a fight, because it sounds like you’re talking [...]

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????????????? boku wa chigau wakusei kara kimashita. “As for me, a different planet from I came.”

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????????????????? boku wa ohiru gohan ni nezumi wo tabemashita. BTW, the “wo” is pronounced “oh.”

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???????????? boku no yubi wo nuite kudasai.

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??????????????????????? boku no onara no oto wa ookii desu. kiite mimasenka? or ??????????????????????? boku ha onara no oto ga ookii desu. kiite mimasenka?

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???????????????????????????????????? hayaku kyuukyuusha wo yonde kudasai. booringu no tama ni ashi ga hamatte shimaimashita. *The reason why languages like Japanese and Spanish sound staccato is because every syllable is evenly timed. When you see vowels repeated as in “kyuukyuusha”, it means that the syllables take two beats. You might be able to notice how it sounds as [...]

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???????????????????????????? kore wa anata no akachan desuka? nandaka saru mitai desu ne.

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??????????????????? boku wa anata no ocha ni oshikko iremashita.

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???????????????????????????????????????? ohayou gozaimasu nakamura-san. anata no neko wo tabete shimaimashita. oishikattta desu yo.

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??????????? boku no noumiso ga itai desu.

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?????????????????? boku no sukina tabemono wa saru no noumiso desu.

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??????????????? anata no oshiri wa dekkai desu ne.

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This was inspired by a friend in college who used to say after seeing a pretty girl, “Man, I’d drink a gallon of her bath water.” ???????????????????? anata ga haitta ofuro no mizu ga nomitai desu.

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????????????????????????? watashi no waki wo namenaide kudasai. kusuguttai desu kara.

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???????????????????????????????????? sumimasen, kono mentama wo  mitsuketan desukedo,  anata no dewa arimasenka?

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???????????????????????? dou shiyou. mata pantsu ni unko wo morashichatta.

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