Ethiopian food and Google Voice are the appetizers. The Quest starring Jean-Claude Van Damme is the main course. The Getaway is for dessert. Next meal: 4thletter! (really, it’s happening next time) and superhero-ish stuff.

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Our most exciting podcast EVER! Disney’s A Christmas Carol 3D sucks, Mad Men and Sons of Anarchy are over, Van Damme is emotional in Wake of Death and just okay in The Order, Neal loves the NRA, Solarbabies, Onslaught on one quarter, the new Wiz Khalifa mixtape, and t-shirts. OH YEEEEAH!

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23 and tea, Basinger and Baldwin make Ross hot, Netflix suggestions suck for Nick, Denzel vs. Van Damme, Andrew Davis in HD, Shadoweyes wants to kill Tommy Lee Jones, is the Punisher racist?, explicit comics in the library, Ross needs to write a Steve Wilkos comic, Frank Quitely can’t precede other artists, and rejection burnout. [...]

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Metalocalypse and Dethklok, Street Fighter III, Master of Mosquiton, Lil Wayne, Norah Jones, The Life of Lucky Cucumber, Jean-Claude Van Damme in Desert Heat and In Hell, Danny Trejo vs. Luis Guzman, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, and way mucho more.

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Batman and Batgirl and Jean Grey and Kitty Pryde… what are their personalities REALLY? At least WE know what’s got “character” – the old school live-action Captain America! It all builds up to the final question… is Power Girl still Power Girl without the boob hole in her costume??? In attempts to find an answer [...]

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Boondock Saints 2: All Saint’s Day, Pumping Iron and Arnie, Finishing the Game, Kevin Bacon, (where is) Gentlemen Broncos (playing?), Shakira and The Neptunes, Legionnaire starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Holes, Dynamo 5 #25, WWE, Dian Bachar, and more.

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Man, I – er, I mean, Nik Furious – made this beat years ago. But I never looped it and it just sat in its lonely ProTools file. Now behold the wonderous Xavier! Actually, it’s not so much wonderous as a mildly entertaining loop laid out in a vaguely interesting progression.

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Ross Campbell wasn’t scared by Paranormal Activity. Nick Marino gives Ross a Shadoweyes pep talk via a poorly told story about The Quest by Jean-Claude Van Damme and Frank Dux. Then he tells an awful story about backrubs, which somehow segues into the Nickelodeon purchase of the TMNT… and Ross knows what it means for [...]

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For the first time in forever, we begin by talking about music as Neal tells about a hip hop show he hit up featuring Prophit and COTN, then it’s Joss Stone, Teddy Riley, foobar2000 vs. Winamp vs. iTunes, the Street Fighter II instrumental album, Neal’s deep thoughts on TV, Jean-Claude Van Damme in The Quest, [...]

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ROLL THE DICE, baby! This week: an awesome instrumental by Nik Furious. Next week: the extremely anticlimactic conclusion to Building Da Beat.

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