If Macbeth is a cursed play, then Roman Polanski and Hugh Hefner didn't help things. Pictured here is film director, Roman Polanski posing in front of his door with the word "PIG" painted in blood. Polanski's wife and friends were killed in the name of Charles Manson . . . and then came Macbeth and Playboy.

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Macbeth Act II Scene 4 Poor old man doesn't even get a name. If we viewed the world the way people in Shakespeare's day did, then we would believe that natural disasters were evidence of God's anger. We must have been behaving very badly lately. In this scene, Ross and the Old Man discuss strange natural events since Duncan's murder.

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Macbeth Act II Scene 3 Can we get a mop backstage. The blood is everywhere. This is scene opens with the famous Porter. A drunk guy whines about his erectile dysfunction. Getting LAID with English Nasty as a Gorgon Lady Macbeth is Eve Music from the title track of the new New Pornographers album, TWIN CINEMA.

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Macbeth Act II Scene 2 He did it. Macbeth has murdered the king, and Lady Macbeth begins to feel a little regret that she didn't get in on some of the action. She's able to get her hands bloody though. Closing tune: "Matter of Degrees" by The Makers Lady Macbeth's Canned CourageLady Macbeth's Electra ComplexHangman's HandsOcular Enucleation vs. Ocular Evisceration

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Macbeth Act II Scene 1 Should you find yourself tripping out, seeing imaginary floating weapons, and identifying with an infamous rapist, do yourself a favor: don't make any life changing decisions . . . like murdering your boss. Tsunami says: "Dude thanks lods im suposed to read a scene for my homework each week. there realy saven my ass. thanks." You got it man.

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Macbeth Act I Scene 7 Let Macbeth's castration begin. Lady Macbeth shows us that she loves crushing spherical objects including baby heads.

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Macbeth Act I Scene 6 Duncan has the instincts of a turd, happily breathing in the air that "nimbly and sweetly recommends itself." This is how he feels about walking toward his violent death. Moron.

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