We return to the basement only this time it's a nice basement with good acoustics. It doesn't even stink like cat shit in the New House of Timbob. Listen for Timbob's sis getting roudy watching wresting, see if you can pinpoint exactly when Johnny breaks a string, listen closely to hear how many sour notes Aychbe hits, and marvel at the amazing drum solo Timbob lays down in a cover of Body Count's There Goes the Neighborhood. This podcast has something for everyone. Enjoy!!!

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This is the last podcast from the House of Timbob series. We'll resume podcasting when we settle into our new practice spot.

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This podcast contains new songs such as The Blood is Flowing, La La La and Your New Your Different One as well as timeless classics like Don't Fear the Reaper and Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. Enjoy!

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Johnny's feeling better, Aychbe couldn't read the dry erase board, and Timbob had to meet with his lawyer. A full podcast featuring renditions of all the classic nineteenthirteen massacre tracks. Enjoy!

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Johnny was sick, Aychbe was still a little sick, Timbob was humming that tune from the Mazda commercials, and Tyler was at home. This is a short podcast containing the entire creative process behind the composition of a nineteenthirteen massacre song, in real time. Some bands take weeks to write songs, we take under 5 minutes because we don't give a fuck. Enjoy!

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A lengthy rehearsal recording. Special guest vocals by James Hetfield. Also towards the end of this podcast is a rare jazz performance by the 1913 Ovature Massacre Experience.

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This is the seventh and last song from the nineteenthirteen massacre's 7" entitled the Gospel According to Yeeanny.

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This is the sixth song from the nineteenthirteen massacre's 7" entitled the Gospel According to Yeeanny. We will be releasing a song each day this week. Stay tuned to the feed for more.

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This is the fifth song from the nineteenthirteen massacre's 7" entitled the Gospel According to Yeeanny. We will be releasing a song each day this week. Stay tuned to the feed for more.

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This is the fourth song from the nineteenthirteen massacre's 7" entitled the Gospel According to Yeeanny. We will be releasing a song each day this week. Stay tuned to the feed for more.

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Short podcast of May 15th's rehearsal. Features the composition of a new song and a select few other songs.

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This is the third song from the nineteenthirteen massacre's 7" entitled the Gospel According to Yeeanny. We will be releasing a song each day this week. Stay tuned to the feed for more.

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This is the second song from the nineteenthirteen massacre's 7" entitled the Gospel According to Yeeanny. We will be releasing a song each day this week. Stay tuned to the feed for more.

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This is the first song from the nineteenthirteen massacre's 7" entitled the Gospel According to Yeeanny. We will be releasing a song each day this week. Stay tuned to the feed for more.

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the nineteenthirteen massacre returns to their podcasting roots using their trusty $35 radio shack tape deck to achieve this superior capture.

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Total randomness on this week's rehearsal podcast. There's even a fun cover thrown in the mix.

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Oops...completely forgot to post this podcast last week.

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The guys take liberties with their material. This podcast contains 4 new songs.

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This recording was captured at Timbob's 21st Birthday Bash.

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A short film featuring some of the highlights from Timbob's 21st Birthday Bash. Definitely NSFW.

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We used an MD8 recorder to capture this podcast versus the broken analog tape recorder that we normally use. It's kinda like a really, really crappy live demo. Also Timbob will be celebrating his 21st birthday this upcoming Saturday, April 8th. If you're in the Pittsburgh area, drop us an email for directions.

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our weekly practice captured in dynamic full color. No, it's not a video, so you'll have to take our word for it. We just were booked for a last minute show this upcoming Saturday, April 1st at Club 62 in Uniontown, PA. It's an all ages show, so you know it couldn't be in Pittsburgh. Stop by our site for more details. Thanks for listening!

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This is the trailer for an upcoming short documentary by the nineteenthirteen massacre's Aychbe Negative titled Poon Hunt. The film, featuring the world famous karaoke singer, the Hammer, is about one man's quest to find women after the subsequent failure of his marriage. Enjoy

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This is a very short podcast from this weeks practice. The tape recorder quit working after one song and we were all feeling like crap, so we quit working also. This is a new song called Moderately Pissed. We've created a scale that rates our tunes by how angry they are, which is very similar to the BTU scale used to rate peppers. From now on, all of our songs will be titled from the "pissed" scale. "God, I hate poetry" ~Rodney Anonymous

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That's right, we present to you Tim "Beelze" Bob and the Johns featuring Tyler A.K.A. the nineteenthirteen massacre experience who play nothing but songs by us. They have us down perfect. Hell, they're better at what we do than we are, so from now on whenever you go to a nineteenthirteen massacre show, you'll be seeing these guys. We're going to continue writing music and showing it to the guys in T."B."B.&T.J.F.T. (better known as the nineteenthirteen massacre experience) so they'll have plenty of new stuff for ya. We also finished up a huge portion of our upcoming 7" Monday evening, and hope to have it for you here soon.

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Practice from 27/02/06's rehearsal. Tyler from From Heaven with a Gun stopped by and played some songs with us. Enjoy this rare recording of the nineteenthirteen massacre as a 4 piece.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the last one of these was from October '05. To dispel any rumors, we still are together, Timbob does in fact have 4 nipples, and Aychbe DID spend the last 4 months in a Swedish rehab for his crack cocaine addiction which he developed while doing his podcasts for "You Suck at Life". We've finally settled on a new guitarist, Johnny Nineteen, who is featured on this recording. Also, we've wrapped up the instrumental tracks for our upcoming 7" and we hope to have some of those songs available soon. Drop us and comments at charlie seeburg at one nine one three dot you ess

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This is a song by Cassandra B featuring timbob on drums and aychbe on bass and vocals. Hope you enjoy it. Send all your comments to Cassandra B and let her know what you think about this tune.

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Song #6 from Rise and Resist. Hope you enjoyed these songs. IF you liked what you have heard, please donate to our paypal account

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Song #5 from Rise and Resist.

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Song #4 from Rise and Resist.

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Song #3 from Rise and Resist.

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Song #2 from Rise and Resist.

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Here's our long awaited demo, Rise and Resist. Song #1 from Rise and Resist.

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