No new show due to family in the hospital, so I threw this together from 4 previous episodes. I'll be back next week with an all new show.....I hope.

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Being partially blind in one eye shall NOT keep my from my podcast duties!This episode I talk about a taser to the crotch, stolen undies and the leg rifle.Listen as I spin a tale of Officer Cupcake and rip into "Delta Farce". I introduce a new band I stumbled upon on MySpace called "Blackberry Wednesday". So there you have it. You can write me at cheesehater@gmail.com or ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.comYou can leave a voice comment at 206-350-8942You can  contact me on My SpaceYou can buy IHC merchandise at www.cafepress.com/ihatecheeseshowYou can find me and all the other members of the OKV on  My SpaceYou can vote for us all at podcastalley.com

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Ride along with Steve! A somewhat anti-climactic episode recorded on location in my patrol car. Buckle up, fool!email: cheesehater@gmail.com or ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.comcomment line: 206-350-8942MySpace: www.myspace.com/ihatecheesepodcastNEW!! OKV MySpace!: www.myspace.com/originalkingsofvulgarity

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No show prep, bad headache. Enjoy my pain. Enjoy IHC merchandise. Enjoy MySpace. Enjoy my e-mail; ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com & cheesehater@gmail.com. Enjoy my comment line; 206-350-8942Enjoy my friends in the OKV; Dr. Pus, The Underground Shortbus, 2Drunks And A Podcast, 10 Drink Minimum, Sick and Wrong, Reel Horror and 2 guys 1 Brain.

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I'm sick, but the show must go on. Lots of voice mail, exploding sausage, boobies are good for you, trashing the internet, Wal-Mart sucks and thanks to everyone in the OKV. Contact the show at ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com ,cheesehater@gmail.com, MySpace or call the IHC Comment Line at 206-350-8942Proud member of the Original Kings of Vulgarity!The Underground Shortbus2 Drunks and a Podcast10 Drink MinimumDr. Pus' Library of The Living DeadOKV Abductees; Reel Horror Podcast, Night Shift Podcast and Sick and Wrong PodcastAlso visit our friends, 2 Guys 1 Brain

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       It's the Good Friday/Mediocre Saturday/Pre-Easter Sunday Show!The usual shit.Visit the rest of The Original Kings of Vulgarity!Underground Short Bus, 2 Drunks And A Podcast and 10 Drink MinimumAlso visit my friends, 2Guys 1 Brain and Dr. Pus!I have a new page!Contact me! ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com, cheesehater@gmail.com, leave a comment or be my friend on MySpace or call the NEW comment line: 206-350-8942

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Can you believe it? One whole year of podcasting. And what have we learned? Absolutely nothing relevant, I can assure you. MOST of this show was recorded at the Regional Counter-drug Training Academy, NAS Meridian, MS. I do my first ever interview with Dr. Steve Rhoads Phd, Drunk cop serenade, My aborted music career, A look back on the past, Thanks for your support.

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Back for another fine episode, I'm in a haze of pain and medication as I talk about Swat Van Winkle, Violent Sex, A Baby In Your Pants and Talking Urinals. I also rant about a cop's life, White Death 2007!, Cell Hell and The Adventures of Endorphine Boy!

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IHC News: Dutch reality dating show for the ugly and PETA kills puppies.Booze, it's not just for breakfast anymore.Seven hours of purgatory.

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Welcome to a new year of The I Hate Cheese Show! The Deer Slayer.Cat got your...enema?Unseen Movie Review; Rocky VI.Time Out For Spanish.Ruining your fun.

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Super spectacular Christmas episode!! Funny Christmas songs, My new laptop, Wii Vs PS3 and drunk people are necessary.

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It's episode 31! Black Friday, my secret and a nifty way cool promo from Kevin from the Underground Short Bus!

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Okay, it's NOT the Vacation Video, I'm still working on that, but it is a short video episode with a little footage from Epcot. Enjoy and tell me if you like this episode and want to see more video episodes.

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Well, I'm back home, back behind the mic. Intro: Sol's LawsuitI'm a vidiotlaptop bluesVacation HeadWhere's the love?MySpaceCityBityPodcast AlleyUnseen Movie Review: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape ClauseWal-Mart Greeter blows.......a harmonica?Holiday insanityTime Out For Spanish, Puta!Broken - Sorrowsihatecheeseusa@yahoo.comcheesehater@gmail.comComment Line: 206-203-2246IHC Vacation Pics!

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Well it's my favorite time of year, and I've cooked up a special Halloween episode for you, no razor blades in the apples and no strychnine in the candy corn this year my little cheesehaters, only gruesome, gooey goodness, chock full of insanity! Join me and my co-host, "The Demon That Dwells In Steve Cain's Lower Bowels", or as I like to call him, "Eugene" on this special, super scary, backward masked episode!Independant Music: Lotsacaffeine - End GameLotsacaffeine on MySpaceShout-outs: The Underground Short Bus                 Two Guys One BrainE-Mail: ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com            cheesehater@gmail.comComment Line: 206-203-CAIN (2246)

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Well it's another short show, this time due to some funky medication.Intro: Sol vs. Howard SternFat lip dogPee envyDrop - What You Say, Courtesy of Dark Star RecordsEleven Days Of Rain - Sin, Couretesy of Dark Star RecordsNeanderthal - Special Seat In Hell, Courtesy of Rovena RecordingsOne - Hole, Courtesy of Oneihatecheeseusa@yahoo.comcheesehater@gmail.comIHC on MySpace and City BityComment Line: 206-203-CAIN (2246) 

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Intro: Nude Beach Hank The Cat Health Nazis in New York Vatican vs. Mecca American Icons Interview: Ben Indasun Time Out For Spanish, Puta! Unseen Movie Review: Crank Voice Mail The Underground Short Bus E Mail me! ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com cheesehater@gmail.com Call Me! 206-203-2246 Listener Survey! http://promonet.iodalliance.com Music: Neanderthal - Special Seat In Hell            Neanderthal - Throwing Shapes From the album "Start A Fire With A Rock" (Courtesy of Rovena Recordings)            Deciding Tonight - I Make A Great Villian            Deciding Tonight - She Walks Through Walls From the album "The Delusionist" (Courtesy of Hotfoot Records)            Richdude - Batigator (Courtesy of Richdude)  

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Well it's another fine episode of utter crapola! Intro: Send A Salami To Your Boy In The Army I Love Beans Tornadoes and stray cats Footsball Fish are foul American Icons Interview: Mr. Clean Unseen Movie Review: Jackass 2 Time Out For Spanish, Puta! E-mail & Voicemail Indedendant music: "Truth" by Richdude and Ted Richdude (Mark) Ted ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com cheesehater@gmail.com IHC myspace IHC CityBity Comment line: 206-203-CAIN (2246)

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I get mad....again....and rant.....again...sigh. Intro: Viagra Hotline 9-11 E-mail Illiterates I see stoopid people American Icons interview: Count Chocula Time Out For Spanish Unseen Movie Review: The Covenant Voicemail! Sing-Along with Steve! Listener Survey, puta! ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com cheesehater@gmail.com IHC on MySpace 206-203-CAIN (2246)          

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  Well, it's a short show, but I think it's a good one....I think....... Vidcast on the horizon? Steve Irwin....too soon? Brad Pitt dodging the bullet 300 lb internet nude Time Out For Spanish  Listener Survey Yahoo Mail GMail IHC on MySpace IHC Comment Line 206-203-2246 (CAIN)

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It's show 23, the longest show I've ever done without a co-host or guest hosts!(and boy are my arms tired!......?)  I have signed up with Podtrac, so please, PLEASE, PLEASE clink on the link below and take the quick, annonymous listener survey....PUUUULEEEEEZE?!? Listener Survey! E-Mail: Yahoo, Gmail IHC on MySpace! 206-203-2246 (CAIN)

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 Well, the show rolls on without listener support (as usual). Proud To Be A Gerbil! Seed Bread Hollywood Sucks! Paris Hilton Blows! (no new news there) Time Out For Spanish, Puta! Unseen Movie Review: Snakes On A Plane American Icon Interview Part 2 Of Johnny Noir, Private Investigator ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com cheesehater@gmail.com IHC on MySpace IHC Comment Line 206-203-2246  

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It's another episode. yipee. yahoo. zippety-freakin'-dooda. (YAWN) ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com cheesehater@gmail.com www.myspace.com/ihatecheesepodcast 206-203-2246

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Another fun filled episode, chock full of the drivel that you listeners have come to take for granted. Enjoy.   Goodbye, old friend Cranial Rectumitis Geriatric Mobile Infantry Peace through hate Courtroom Love Multitasking bimbo 911 Dating Service Time Out For Spanish Unseen Movie Review: John Tucker Must Die & My Super Ex-Girlfriend Voice Mail Outtakes ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com cheesehater@gmail.com 206-203-2246 (CAIN)    

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Starting over again from scratch is a pain in the butt!   Busted Computer Implant Repo Lady In The Water Blaming The Dog Dawn Of The Almost Dead Negativity Time Out For Spanish Performance Evaluation Urine Trouble Shout Outs: Logans Lair ,Caked On Stripes,Two Guys One Brain cheesehater@gmail.com ihatecheeseusa@yahoo.com 206-203-CAIN (2246)  The IHC MySpace Page   

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Better late than never, it's episode 18! I recount my camping/river adventure and prove, once again, that if it seems like a bad idea, it probably is! New IHC studio equipment is up and running! The River Retarded Jerry Parvin, Phone Guy #3 IHC Unseen Movie Review Time Out For Spanish Voice mails Logan's Lair promo Brian Posehn - Metal By Numbers

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This episode contains EVEN MORE crunchy comedy nuggets! Yeah, I get serious for a minute, but it doesn't last long! So, sit back, relax, pour yourself a tall, cool glass of Dr. Fink's Soothing Tonic and get ready to chuckle! Granny Grunt's Bait, Beer, Bullets and Porn Emporium Episode Two of "Jerry Parvin, Phone Guy!" Steve's Unseen Movie Review The Telemarketer Dr. Fink's Soothing Tonic Voicemail

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This week's show is the longest IHC ever......I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Episode sweet sixteen features special guests Jana and Blake!  Also this week; Wet Back Mountain, the first episode of "Jerry Parvin - Phone Guy!" and a 911 Operator with Tourettes Syndrome!

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This week's show is chock full of nutty goodness....uhhhh, or something like that. More Wal-Mart stuff, bad baby names, more Broken tunes and other stuff..... The show has a Skype account now under the name "theihatecheeseshow"

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In this week's episode I discover some new third world cuisine. I talk about breaking my pants and there is a waffle thief roaming Cain Estate! I also re-visit an old favorite, Wal-Mart! Plus the I Hate Cheese eye on Hollywood. Holy Birkenstocks, Batman, Batwoman is a lesbian! Okay, I know the voice quality sucks, but I am working on it. Patience, Cheese Haters!

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