Welcome to another collection of filth and frivolity. In this episode we present our guide to etiquette in the boudoir, take a flight that's heading straight down, Whack off with Warren, give you a good newsing, plus John-Paul looks into a secret German project known as Bellboy.

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In this episode we introduce Warren and his whacky behaviour. Discover just what the hell are radio DJ is talking about, aim our double barrel at some spammers, seek out Syke news, perve it up with John-Paul, and question the value of Artificial Intelligence.

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Syke News finally gets it's own show. A full length special edition and now officially our longest episode to date. Join our team as we give you the news behind the news. What's Russia up to? Is Naomi Campbell litigious? Whatever happened to that Maddie girl? Can John-Paul save your sex life? And what's with this 2012 apocalypse malarkey? For the answers to all these questions, plus the latest from the Beijing Olympics, it's time to get Newsed. And no one will news you harder than Syke News.

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It's time to repent on your sins with more filth from the Award Nominated (but not winning) podcast series. Featuring the usual filth, spam, news, and a timely storytime from John-Paul about a Dark Knight.

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Some people like kittens, some like shaggin, others prefer more fringe forms of entertainment. We investigate it. Our inbox is full of Spam again, and Syke news is getting some all important interruptions. Oh yeah, don't forget your kleenex for John-Paul.

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Time to do something amazing, seek out some news, spam somebody, preach some bollocks and talk about bollocks with John-Paul

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Another filthy episode containing all the nutritional value of a MacDonalds burger... without actually killing you. Join us as we seek revenge against the Spammers, Grasp news through a rift in the space time continuum for Syke News from an alternate reality, and John Paul has a story to tell... again.

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A new episode for 2008. More of your old favourites and a handful of new ideas that seemed like a good idea at the time. Keep checking back as more episodes will arrive throughout the year at various times.

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HO HO, MERRY.... Yes she's a dirty girl indeed. Welcome to the all new WAITING FOR DEATH XMAS SPECIAL. Not one of those hobbled together specials with old sketches. It's all new stuff with loads of new voices to boot. Enjoy a trip to the funnest park in the whole wide world. Find out the facts of Xmas. Check out what's on the Beeb. Relive those glorious memories of what's her face, that twat from pop idol, and all the other wankers who don't understand the concept of 15 minutes of fame with a very special Xmas song. And of course where would Death be without the gratuitous destruction of bedtime stories... Enter John Paul and a truly mouth warming Xmas Story.

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The Terror, The Terror. The world is under threat by the terrorists. Lets find out what UK Home Secretary John Reid has to say on the matter.

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In the penultimate episode we ask; Are you feeling depressed? Have we got the album for you. We return to the world Hide and Seek cup challenge and find out just who took home the ultimate accolade. Plus more from John Paul. There is always another bedtime story to ruin. We end with yet more outtakes from the voice over cast.

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Time for another day in the life of Jack Bauer, the do's and do not's of dating, slating Podcasts, SYKE news, and everyones favourite Porn Star, John-Paul returns with more bedtime joy and a story that Peter Jackson and JRR Tolkien would be none too pleased about.

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There's nothing like a day at the races, so that's where we head for the 2nd episode of series 2, although don't expect any horses on the track. There's more from the SYKE news desk and John Paul spreads some salty love.

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Time for another trip to the stars with Falvia in episode 3 of series 2. More from the SYKE news desk, and yet another annoying quiz show. At least there's Dutch Porn star, John Pauls bedtime story to look forward to, where the Wombles are coming.

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This episode we discover there's hope for slack jawed morons in need of money for nothing. There's a revelation in SYKE news, flutey behaviour and more bedtime joy from John Paul with 3 little piglets.

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What the hell is G.U.M.P? Some geeky scientist will fill you in as part of episode 5. Baron Cleft-Pallet continues to give us an ear bashing with SYKE news. We take a flight with an unstable pilot and perhaps the filthiest effort from storyteller and former Dutch Porn star, John-Paul. And if that's not enough, Barry Lloyd wraps this episode up with the most "Pornophonic" piece of music you are ever likely to hear.

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We discover that an attractive voice, does not necessarily mean an attractive person. Just when you thought the crazy frog was done and dusted, the next ring tone craze is about to explode. Desperate to find out what the critics think of the new Twin blade Firebird deluxe ZR-624XP? George will fill you in. There's more SYKE news and more bedtime stoies John-Paul. The dirty bastard.

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In this episode we take you to church, Jack Bauer is having another one of those days, the newly revamped SYKE ACTION NEWS, and children beware, the kiddie fiddlers on the run. How could we not bring John-Paul back for another bedtime story? You sick buggers!

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Our whistling Sermon will lift your hearts and minds, whilst our pilot will have you shit scared to fly. More glorious radio cliche's, the tough stance against domestic violence, Syke Action News and John-Paul details the story of the Lion The Witch and a wardrobe.

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There'll be more time in church for all you sinful people, counter-balanced with pure filth from John Paul as two classic stories cross paths. We do our bit for the UK with a CHAV awareness campaign, and for all you Army boys, good news, Labour cares!

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Sermons for the now generation continue to entice you back to church. The return of our suicidal pilot and more action from Syke News. Just what you've always wanted, a guide to colostomy bags. We apologise for being so puerile, but we had to get this out of our system. And as the series draws to a close, we celebrate our voice over talent's inability to read the scripts.

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It's about time we took you to another sporting event that always slips under the radar of the major media outlets. Prepare for the world championship hide and seek challenge. There's more Syke News, more Sermons, and more John-Paul. We get ever closer to saying goodbye and thus present you with more outtakes.

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It's Huge. It's Epic... it's more than 20 minutes of rude, vulgar disgraceful behaviour. For the final time we endure filth and politically incorrectness. We spend some time at the lawn bowls, show our support for a needy world and give you one last dose of SYKE news. We visit cultural Moldavia and say a teary farewell to the greatest storyteller of our time, John-Paul. There's only one way to truly say goodbye, and that's with a song... and more outtakes. So tune out the logical part of your brain and enjoy.

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This behind the scenes documentary looks into the search for the perfect voice to tell bedtime stories that have been turned into hard core porn.

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Today's Sermon reveals to us what happens to Jesus on a night out with the boys. SYKE news is in action mode once again. We preview the new tourist campaign for the land down under. We'll also have another visit from Flavia to guide you through the Stars. And bless the man that is John-Paul taking us back to a time where 40 wives was the norm.

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Oh why oh why does James Blunt not just Die? For the answer to this question, the latest SYKE news, Flavia's Star Guide and another fractured fairy tale from Dutch Pornstar, John Paul, then tune into the final episode of Series One.

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Porn, porn and more porn, then a heart wrenching documentary about the bonds between man and his best friend. There's the usual SYKE news, and more joy from John Paul and his unique storytelling abilities.

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Episode 4 takes us on a very special journey. A famous narrator reveals the beauty of our natural world. We'll overdose on SYKE News and once again John Paul will offer up his latest wet dream, something about a wooden boy.

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In this weeks episode, the latest from the SYKE news desk. Flavia gives people a reason to get out of bed with the star guide. Just who is the Slapper Capper? And once again John Paul corrupts our childhood memories, this time annihilating Black beauty.

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In Episode 2, we expose the truth behind the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandel. We take a listen to a couple of kids discussing hush money then step into a press conference to find out what the government has in store for us. We've got the latest from the SYKE news desk and then we'll take you to bed with our resident storyteller and Hollands favourite pornstar, John-Paul.

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Produced By Radio Industry professionals, the series kicks off with an ode to Coldplay, the latest news headlines and the end of the purity of bedtime stories.

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