Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus from Spring in June, 2008 Ask Doctor Anything: How do you know you're in Love? Social interrelation & dreams Anti-grad reunion & friends Bollywood Beckons Career comes first sidenote: Prof Bestestes is attending Podcasters Across Borders in Kingston, Ontario this week This was recorded last month and is released now to satisfy the listeners addiction while he's away

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Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus with special guest, Sleazy Lee hanging out in downtown Vancouver along English Bay in spring smoking, drunking, talking, singing. sidenote: Prof Bestestes is attending Podcasters Across Borders in Kingston, Ontario this week This was recorded last month and is released now to satisfy the listeners addiction while he's away

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Shop Around If You're Horny Movie Review: Sex and the City Respecting Kim Cattrall Understand Men and Women Female Archetypes Baby Shower The wonder of Cougars Professor's women troubles mc chris "nrrrd grrrl" (mp3) from "mc chris is dead" (Whoa Oh Records) More On This Album Meta Chat: a new segment Prof B and MMD talk over Skype you know, like the Moon Masters MMD replaces Dr Lickalottapus Podcasters Across Borders DicksnJanes podcast with Scarborough Dude Shane and Tom's Squeezebox is hilarious Talking about Foreskin Radio meta Computer Savvy, or lack of New prescription eye glasses Confidence in your Game Wanker Girl, Woody Allan, and Leonard Cohen Getting into shape Are Quebec girls really all sluts? Short Bus and dangerous masturbation Apocalypse Dowell Show returns! More and more meta talk Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Never dated a true Blonde Chillin' at Sushi Restaurant Professor orders a fleshlight Certain things you don't put your dick in Japanese sex toy for masturbation Sex toy advice for couples This is not Reading Rainbow Asshole Douchebags during the summer I have an excuse: I'm a man Going back to school Making a call Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark in five quick minutes Review: new Indiana Jones movie What's with Spielberg? Cheeseball Mainstream versus indie art movies How we enjoy a common experience? Cartoon action versus realistic stunts more bitchin' and complainin' What's New Pussy? Fleetwood Mack's special announcement Smokey Robinson concert Doctor Lickalottapus isn't going to Ontario New Weezer video Recording video simultaneously Classic Foreskin Radio Promos Dude's Night In Baby Mama comes home Talking about maternity stuff The Wonder Years are behind us The opposite of PS3 is P.S. I Love You Boob massage Offended by Knocked Up and Juno Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Prof. Bestestes and Dr. Lickalottapus @ R.E.M. concert in Deer Lake Park May 23, 2008 Parody: Every Cuss Word We Know Professor's teenage memories Security check point More teenage emo momentd The National opening band Crystal Castles Professor's indie music podcast Trying to be genuine with ourselves Bitches I Fucked trading cards Parody:Hale & Pace R.E.M. parody Fuck the beer line Michael Stipe's press announcement Mint cookies and mini doughnuts Post-high school positive list 1998 was ten fucking years ago A few clips from the concert Concert review Can't feel again how did as a teenager Velvet Goldmine Lost after dark... can't find the car Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Foreskin Radio Classic clip... Parody: Using My Erection Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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BBQ Birthday Party in East 33rd Projects Cousin Jeno out from Toronto Understanding Toronto Doctor thinks he can freestyle Understand the term "hoodrat" The curtain is all in your mind Freestyle rap: "It's Tea Time, Bitches!" Understanding why G'd up guys get hot chicks Do shit to impress Rudy Ray Moore: Cockpit Acapella : "...tired of pretending I'm so the man..." Riding the bus or get a job Women want men who take over the world Social housing projects What do people do for a living? We need cafe culture Troublemakers in the neighborhood Respect for this metropolitan city Dog in a wheelbaroow Surviving in the dangerous suburbs Sesame Street Parody: "People in your Neighborhood" Dirt Nasty "1980" (mp3) from "Dirt Nasty" (Shoot to Kill Music, Inc.) More On This Album Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Brad Neely: "Fuck The Humans" Iron Man movie review Comic: books, movies, & cartoons Fetish fantasies: secretaries, nurses, maids, etc. Professor's breath stinks French accents not french speaking Secretary rotation Soft Goth More reviewing Schaffer the Darklord "The Tin Man" Dr. Lickalottapus' Emo Moment Poetry Bitch correspondence Emotional drama games Tex Williams: "Never Trust A Woman" Professor is soooo Emo Ex-girlfriend on Facebook The perfect robot fantasy girl 5 Things Not to Say to a Man Study: Sexy women cause impotency Professor does not agree with rape Poptart Sprinkle & the Candy Kidz Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Robert Mitchum: "Not Me" Couch Surfing with Sir Paul, the Tasty Licker, and Erin Online social networking "Making the world better one couch at a time" Drunkenness scale Furnies, Penny Arcade, furniture fandom Paul living in Saskatoon Multicultural Diversity China & India Retreating from the Alpha Douchebags How to be Canadian, Will Ferguson Mixing Weed & Booze The process of leaving a party Hanlon, Darren - Couch Surfing (live) Review of the couch surfing party Hosers, Alpha Males, Douchebags Doctor works his magic Haida Gwaii Princess Singing Dick in the shower Hot Pussy Super Combo Anime group Furry sex exclusion Art Exhibit... total shit!!! Tax dollars going to bad artists What is art? Podcasters Across Borders Nine Inch Nails new album release... R.E.M.'s new album Accelerate NIN's "Echoplex" from The Slip Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Exhausted after a dinner party at BomBaby's Dr. Lickalottapus volunteers himself Brain storming and organizing with Nikki Hanging out Old School with Guesstures Mass Undergoe and Fight for Ithaca Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll NAFM http://www.familymin.org Sihk temple, Buddhist temple, Baih'i center Working with Children Beads, Horses & Vagina What's this have to do with the children? Metal Can Bongs are Ghetto Boy Scouts & Brownies Nikki & Katie are not meat Picking up the wrong Asian kid Disciplining the children Next meeting of the volunteers Engagement Party Youtube: Adam West as Batman Music: Paul Austin Kelly "Pickle in my Pocket" (mp3) from "Howlin' at the Moon" (Walking Oliver Productions) Kriss Kross: "I Missed The Bus" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Fleetwood Mack's Birthday Smoking up at Trillium Point Issues at 420 with DSJ Like Anakin going to the Darkside Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay Movie review Going to the Karaoke Bar Bitch gotta dress nice Criteria: check lists and perfume Nearing 30 evaluation How to treat a woman Wrapping up B-Day Downtime with the Doctor Doc's Aunt, The Queen Bee Multicultural Snot-asses White people ignorant of brown culture Doc's cousin, Jenno Podcaster @ Hunt.fm, promoter, publicist Canadian Copyright Merman Dilemma Moving to Toronto Doc's relatives Fijian Folk Jamboree Professor checks in Scarborough Dude turns 60 Vote for us at Podcast Alley Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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420 Marijuana Legalization Demonstration Vancouver Art Gallery April 20, 2008 Marijuana Dick Cheese Professor's new neighborhood Searching to get weed for 420 Doctor's old high school teacher Personality test Overcoming personal myths Professor's new confidence Peter Tosh: "Legalize It" Buying the letter W Downtown for the 420 celebration Train wreck Purple Kush Grow weed on the kitchen counter Waiting for DSJ At the Demonstration Speeches: NDP Candidate Dana Larsen Green Party candidate John Shavluk Jodie Emery, wife of Marc Emery: Canada's Prince of Pot, publisher of Cannabis Culture magazine, legalization activist Doctor gets EMO Being paranoid asshole Relationship with DSJ Analyzing personal issues Admitting to deeper feelings Sabotawj, Masia One "Da Cannibus Club" Wrapping up 420 Hemp as fuel, clothing, paper, etc. Crowded, rock bands, politics Feeling disillusioned by the event Proliferate: to increase in number or spread rapidly and often excessively. Emotional collapse and disconnection Constant Constipation: a parody about 420 Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Emocappella: "Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend" Eating sushi at Akasaka in Surrey with the Fleetwood Mack just like old times Sikh Parade, Terrorist, and the Surrey Mayor Open to Gay folk and Amsterdam Cafe Indian Chillum Pipe 420 is Skippy the Hamster's Birthday Arnel Pineda, Filipino, Lead singer of Journey "I'll have what slanty-eye is having" Attacked by a dog in the darkness Iggy Pop: "I Wanna Be Your Dog" Packing the Chillum while driving around Freestyle rapping at a 4-way stop Messiah Marcus: "Cannabis" http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh114/warn228/thWEED.jpg finally... Midnight Society!!! Smoking weed in suburban neighborhood Using the Chillum Consulate Cigarette Ad Toking in Fleetwood's alley "Who Let The Dogs Out" is not for kids Godforsaken Emo kids Underpants gnomes Emo Indian chick & goths Breaking out in Vagina Pimples Martini Ad Fascist Mussolini Club Soda Was Hitler a Buddha?! If you had a time machine... "I would give a young Hitler flowers" Superfreak, Rick James lwtdrock: "20 reasons Hitler wasn an asshole" Mermaid: female top, fish bottom or reversed Special Olympics Retard elitists Why not the Steroid Olympics? Aryans are Iranian Hippies against North American Union (H.A.N.A.U.) Deaf People don't transcribe this show! Anime Fuckdoll: "You can fuck a toon" We have lots of Jewish listeners, right? "You've been Hindu'ed!" Little Mermaid, Ariel's Naughty Song Bombs in the basement Clarifying answer to Mermaid question Time travel to spawn a new race Indian girl with 2 faces Mr T Experience: ""Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Intro: guy freaks out during dating profile A sunny day in Vancouver Jerking to Totally Spies Cartoon How much porn is made in Vancouver? Webcam jerk sessions Men don't understand Women's signals Undergrads, Jessie liked Nitz Queen Bee Syndrome University of Waterloo presentation DSJ accepted to U of W, moving to Ontario How not to represent your college One Beer during the presentation Bus Stop... scent of a woman Waterloo sucked hard Self-empowerment Grad Party for Darker Shade of Jaundice Blowing balloons with guest Fish Old School Super Mario Brothers Another guest in the house, Guy Talking Nintendo Waiting for Prof Bestestes and DSJ Prof Bestestes final update Party was a sausage fest House Hunting frustration Hado Kings 2nd Anniversary! MMD & Kimchi take good care of DSJ Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Robyn Archer: "Dicks Don't Grow On Trees" Prof Bestestes at Trillium Point Gets a haircut Steps in dog shit Late night drive thru violence MLS & PK and J Show Not quality boyfriend material 15 year relationship The Jerk Shirt Masturbation Documentary clip Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus Gumnaam featured in Ghost World Ditching the "make babies" life formula Don't work for Indian people Watching quality PBS programming There ain't no cookies and shit, life sucks! Mr. Rogers, funny names for grandparents Exit 57: "My Wife Dumped Me For Jesus" Guilty, Eunuchs & Rainbow church Masturbation, porn & housebound Confessions of an Otaku Be an Asian pornstar It's hard to pack a sandwich New job at Porn Shop School loan troubles To Do list for self-improvement David Keystone: "The Porn Song" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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The Easter Edition St. Patrick's Day Parade East Indian Leprechaun Everybody's Irish Zen Zen Zen: "Afro-Irish" Young Lolitas & Cheerleaders Doctor Lickalottapus converts to Christianity and denounces Hinduism Robert Edwin: "Christ Is Changing Everything" Tibet versus China Communists are Atheists Professor Bestestes ranting and raving He tries to stuff the entire economic crisis into a nutshell Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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This conversation was inspired by the movie 10,000 B.C. Spoiler alert... our review shouldn't ruin it for you; maybe enhance your enjoyment We talk with DSJ about Inner Mongolia In the background, she's watching video of Taiwanese group S.H.E. We discuss body modification, tribalism, anthropology... Religion, Ritual, Shamanism and modern Ayahuasca usage Prehistoric narratives of early human civilization Blue Eyes was genetic mutation Issues with the movie, writing quality, continuity, etc. Comparing it to Apocalypto and 300 Myth of Atlantis, Hotlantis! Hinduism and the historical significance of mythology etc etc etc... intro song: Matt Westcott: "Ballad of Graham The Caveman" outro song: The KLF: "Justified and Ancient" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Fleetwood mack is back Midnight Society, smokin' up Women Trouble The Canucks break hearts Solving the riddle of life & love High school reunion Summing up the past 10 years Does podcasting make us look cool? Grosse Point Blank clip Dr. Lickalottapus monologue: Pregnancy Scare!!! Kiss vs. Human League: X in Sex Shuckin' & Jivin' at Burrard Station Hear the violinist in the background Day at Granville Island Near death hit & run moment After watching Menace 2 Society Parody idea: Dennis the Menace 2 Society Asian porn fast forward The Pervs that never end Dobson Georgina: The Message Movie Review: "There Will Be Blood" Drinking rum & Water Daniel Day Lewis The Artist's Perception Fudge A well done movie, thumbs up Hard working, hard living men Professor's grandfather etc, etc, etc... Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Special Guests: The MMD "Maharaja Mack Daddy" & Kimchi (aka "Fat Battie") Fly out from Brampton, Ontario for a week of fun and adventure in Vancouver... Part Two (of 2) Party, Strip Club, Karaoke Living it up in "The Couve" House warming, ancient Greeks, politics, Nintendo Stripper Night in Review, full moon eclipse, catfight Big fat blunt, anti-game, Fidel Castro, hermaphrodite Karaoke, macking skills, Ice Ice Baby, police paranoia Flight schedule, vacation wrap up, goodbyes Featured music: The Bar Kays": "Son of Shaft" Gil Scott-Heron & Brian Jackson: "The Bottle" Ram John Holder: "Pud Crawlin' Blues" & Brixton Blues" Bobby Hebb: "When Love Goes Wrong" Growing Pains Theme Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Special Guests: The MMD "Maharaja Mack Daddy" & Fat Battie (aka "Kimchi") Fly out from Brampton, Ontario for a week of fun and adventure in Vancouver... Part One (of 2) Downtime with Doctor Chilling during the week Bubble tea, pudding, and so much jaundice Restaurants, Hindustani, waiting for the bus People watching, high school reunion bitch, women's secret speech, ethic thuggery, children Midnight Society, BC Bud, marijuana, seafood Interview with Darker Shade of Jaundice: 2010 Olympics, Vancouver politics, poverty, drug addiction, transportation, Toronto comparison Rocker-T "Tru Ganjaman (Jump Up An Wap Dem Mix)" (mp3) from "If Yu Luv Luv Show Ya Luv" (Positive Sound Massive Recordings) (...next episode is Part 2...) Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Kung Hei Fat Choi Happy Chinese New Year! Notorious MSG Special guest: Saint Sir Paul the Master Debater Restaurant in Chinatown Song "I love lovely Ghinese girl" SNiR: Stripper Night in Review S.H.E. a Taiwanese girl group Brickhouse Pub Pizza Place Penthouse Strip Club Pimps & Hoes Travel to Southeast Asia Back of the Buss "Chinese Girl" (mp3) from "And Then Shit Got Weird..." (Origami Music) More On This Album Prof. Bestestes joins the party Analyzing Jaundice Jupiter Lounge freestyling Song: "Dream about Chinatown" Chinese New Year Parade Vancouver's historic Chinatown Talking with tourist Asian girls The Shanghai Restoration Project & Amos Winbush "Babylon of the Orient" (mp3) from "The Shanghai Restoration Project" (Undercover Culture Music) More On This Album Adventure ends at Bus Station What happened at Jupiter Lounge Paul says goodbye The Shanghai Restoration Project "Night Life in Shanghai" (mp3) from "Explore the Music of China" (China Record Corporation) More On This Album Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus for the week of February 3, 2008 The Doctor talks about: his thoughts on marriage racism & stereotyping going to the internet cafe Poetry Bitch on Facebook Featured music: Nine Inch Nails Open Source Remixes "Survivalism (The Laudanum Remix)" remixed by laudanum email: foreskin@transpondency.com

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Intro: Boubon Family (watch Booze Girls video) Dr. Lickalottapus is drunk Bomb Baby's Birthday Party Coming with no pussy Random freestyling Bollywood themed Stereotyping is wrong Butchering Shakespeare Taiwanese girl viewpoint Canada & Taiwan culture "Canadian" is a new racial slur Throwing up in the Bathroom Partygoers need to pee song: My Bathroom After the party Recapping the night Asian girls for everyone Tai-wanna Bang-her Party theme: getting older Limited Eggs, Infinite Sperm Older girls on the dating scene N.W.H. Niggas With Honkies Sensitive critics Transformers (G1) Season 3 Rodimus Prime is a pussy Really bad Star Trek comparisons Rodimus fucked up my childhood development He-Man, Prince Adam, & Skeletor Cultural conditioning Influenced by video games Our generation the target market Rodimus Prime's great burden Canadian Culture Shock Why is personal space so important? Modern & Competitive Standard of living differences Housewives vs. feminist ambition Mary Kate killed Heath (allegedly) Teenage TV drama of the early 90s Romantic movie: Before Sunrise Bleeding so many tears Valentine's Day is coming Smart Cock Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis: "Outtakes" Recording while driving Our Gang The Little Rascals SNiR: Stripper Night in Review Hairy East Indian dude Queer Asian bouncer Hot waitresses Stripper nights on the DL Anigao: japanese girls with Anime masks Layla Lame, Ella Rylie, Nadia "Not" Nice Myspace-style exotic dancing Really intense Layla Stripper Village People Kids don't know popculture history Trouble with landlords Bill Lawrence: "Pussy Baby" & 8-track Porno Downtime with the Doctor How women size men up What is happiness? Buddhism: Soka Gakkai What's love go to do with it? Sound & Vibrations Not happy with self Poem: "First Frost" Share your thoughts on happiness David Lee Roth Doctor Lickalottapus' great lament Like a romantic movie without the disney ending Caring and not caring about a girl Insecurities, honesty, and self-worth A woman's pity Don't ever fear rejection Destined for desperate whores Acappella version of "Church Of The Poison Mind" Wrapping up the Jaundice story She's better than T.V. Respect and rejection Kitchen techniques My Gay Uncle! Katie's Crab Meat Nut Sandwich Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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jaunÂdice Pronunciation: \ËjÈn-dÉs, ËjÃn-\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English jawnes, jaundis, from Anglo-French jaunice, galniz, from jaune, gaune yellow, from Latin galbinus greenish yellow yellowish pigmentation of the skin a female of the Asian persuasion Mrs. Miller: "Downtown" Podcasting in a little Sushi Bar From the S-R-Y suburbs to d/t Vancouver Lebanese Restaurant fancy dinner party Dark clouds over Doctor Lickalottapus The importance of doing "Art" 5 more days of fasting Belly Dancing in the background Multicultural mix of friends Bitching about the Lebanese dinner Anti-social Emo moment Interpreting the dance floor Can't dance? Just act retarded Jeffery Bland: "My Skies Were Black" Be yourself... Love yourself... Special little Chinese girl The dream of jaundice is close Recording in "The Couve" Professor gets the bill: champ or chump? Chilling at the Doc's pad Short man inferiority complex Running out of gas at 4am Big gentlemen points Detour to the Airport for a piss Going to Podcasters Across Borders Credit card hacked online Gal Costa: "Tuareg" Freestyling from the rooftop Write down some real rap songs On the roof of Dr. L's building More and more freestyling The noise of the city Message to MMD Computer is still offline Closing statements Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Don Hunter: "Adam Was a Man Hanging out with BomBaby from Mumbai Professionals immigrating to Canada 2 pieces of official I.D. Parking Lot Attendant Vancouver's Gay neighborhood Goosed by a white straight dude Fantasies of Revenge Triumph of equal craziness Some reasons to pack heat Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm Shame your ememies Pussy needs a Douche White people smell and need to shower And wash your ass when you shit ismellperfect.com is real How do you meet girls? Doctor meets a nice girl Be yourself but be interesting Sanitize and Listerine that cunt Blaxploitation movie review "The Mack" with Max Julien, Richard Pryor Return Of The Mack, a sequel? Pimps, Hoes, Pushers, and Crooked White Cops Real life pimps helped finance shit Player Hater's Ball from Chappelle's Show "The Number 23" with Jim Carrey Sucked into the 23 Enigma Douglas Coupland's "Girlfriend In A Coma" Professor back to his old studies Discordia: zen for roundeyes Goddess Eris and the Original Snub Eat a hot dog with no bun on a Friday Leaning toward Existentialism James Brown's Message (abridged) Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Happy New Year! Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind ? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and auld lang syne ? For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll take a cup oâ kindness yet, for auld lang syne. Opening: Spike Jones 1947 Taxicab with Prof Bestestes & Dr Lickalottapus Karaoke When Doves Cry Fortyone's "Auld Lang Syne" remix Champagne...fasting fucking Hindu! Six Sikh Symbols As Seen On Facebook Oh that crazy Caste System Rape Tease Doctor sings Korean 3 Bears Party Recap & 2008 Freestyle Professor mixes Nyquil, Dayquil, & Pot Overheating & 3 Alarm Fires Karma Chamelang Syne Wild Girl New Crush Women Need To Rape More Richard Cheese: "Rape Me" Lemurian Peacock The strange cure of Jaundice End of the night at Doctor's place Squirters, pump action Pussy Ointment Cats are whores Twilight of our Twenties Professor still has his hair Married & Single Mom Motherfucking Freud New Downtown Apartment! Grannies I'd Like To Fuck Senior Citizen Sex New Year Predictions Professor is Jennifer Love Hewitt fat Resolutions DeadList: rundown of deaths in 2007 Sleepy Deadpool Karaoke: Barbara Streisand "Memory" Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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It's our traditional Festivus Dinner night "Just another bout of Jaundice" Fleetwood Mack is back Overtime, house hunting, and promotion Beat you Kids! Ain't no "Valley" wide enough A cuckold is a married man whose wife has sex with other men! Girls like catching guys looking New camera: face recognition Interlude byPas/Cal Farm Boy's brother checks the cats Kicked out of school b/c of the Doctor Don't Date Him Girl: Peter Mazar Randy "Kiba" Foxcroft Yi "Anthony" Zheng Indy (Andy) Dhaliwal Submit Your Ex website Gay men just won't shut up The Rainbow Church Everyone needs a little Bro-mance Gift exchange: toy helicopters Beatbox Freestyle: "Who's Petey?" Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Christmas is fucking stupid Winter solstice Fleetwood's 2007 in review Predictions: Find a Cum Dumpster Youtube: I Want My Foreskin For Giftmas Click To Play Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Small Town Mike: "Clip Art" In McDonald's parking lot Invited to Two Parties! First Party... A Surrey party @ Suzer Boozer's place Hockey, country music, charades Drunk girl playing with carrots Second Party... A Vancouver party @ Spot's apt. Hippies, rockers, lesbians Volunteering to be Nude model Nolan Music: "The Nude" Dr. Lickalottapus gets naked A room full of girls sketching The curious cat sniffing balls The Doc poses in various positions The difference between art and porn Exposing the rectum Singing "Smoking The Weed" What are Furries? Don't put this on the internet The scrotum boundary Spontaneous Blues Song Picking Up Girls in an Art Museum Doctor's super angry rant... Boycott Love Nest Fuck high class porno sex shop Professor had his mojo working Philosophical Metaphysical Rambling Midnight Society moment Reflecting on being Nude Other crazy conversations Charcoal fingerprint sperm On the verge of a universal truth Natalie Portman: hip hop bad-ass Wrapping up the Party Singing "Runaway Train" badly We're generation "Huh?" Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Bill Cosby: "Mojo Working" Akasaka Sushi Night I've got 2 jobs man! A Christmas Miracle Yuppie Yuppie Yaletown Surrey is a deal breaker Teaching old people computers New opportunities downtown Asian Ginger Kids McAsian: I'm lovin' it! Bouts of depression Talking dirty to yourself Duet: "Under the Bridge" South Park Super Remix: Ginger Kids Listening to Jazz at Starbucks Blonde with a Hardy Boy Sexual Evaluation youTube: Yellow Fever Mojo and Flirty Juice Waitress wearing Mistletoe The City is Success Hip Hop Chicks have no substance Badass Mojo Working You're pussy tricked you! Whore Mode Chanukah: Festival of Lights Spice girls in Vancouver Pissed off at Santa Claus North Pole & Global Warming Eco-friendly Xmas Wishes "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Last Night" Oogling Girls in Expresso Line Eric Weber: Mastering The Street Pickup Tiny Toon Adventures Freestyle R 'n' B Sog Pervert Overdubbed Tiny Toon Theme Ren and Stimpy: Rubber Nipples Cheese from Walrus Milk Social Network Forum Site for you the listener: foreskinradio.ning.com Actual Foreskin Not Required Shonen Knife and Puffy AmiYumi Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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For Mature Adults Only We present to you... Debbie Does Dallas: the musical Based on the classic 1978 porno Waiting outside the Media Club Weird Hairdresser's crazy stories Clip: G-rated version of the porno After the performance we interview: Jamie Robinson Adam Lolacher Minty Handy: Our Love Violates Corporate Policy Bestestes botches recording Overview and review of musical Comparing it to a Disney movie Doctor's director perspective European on the Skytrain Special invitation from Donald Trump New videos upcomings Aiko: disabled sexually harassed android Automated lifestyles survey 'Debbie Does Dallas' Gets Comic Re-imaginingArrow Productions' 1978 adult classic âDebbie Does Dallasâ? is getting re-imagined as a comic book by Terminal Press. The limited edition comic, which coincides with the 30th anniversary of the film's release, will debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January. Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Waterfront Station in Vancouver Hug or Fuck the Xmas Tree Frothy semen Asian girls and cameras Lessons on macking Mark Blevis is the 007 of podcasting Poxy Boggards: "Lager Than Life" Geek Dinner / Meetup at Steamworks Podcast Meetup Rumors Sabotage of presentation Scarborough Dude is a shit disturber Scandals of Canadian Podcast Buffet Name dropping Leo Laporte & Lab with Leo Machinima Creator Hugh Hancock of Strange Company also author of Machinima For Dummies Lorraine Murphey of Raincoaster blog Dale McgGladdery and Northern Voice 2008 Hot girls on web videos Rumor: James is Scarborough Dude's love child Fred Blassey: "Pencil Neck Geek" Outside Waterfront in the cold Reviewing the meetup On the Skytrain eastbound LuluLemon Break dancing contest Girl at the Temple Code for craving Brown: Beige Rage Kids want jaundice Hanging with buddy's wife Opening up deeply with a chick Chinese people speaking Hindi Cashews in my lentils Trusting in your booty call Women are cruel with secrets Focus on your food Good old Ren & Stimpy Professor's weekend: Nothing Ken Nordine: "Yellow" & "Beige" Back home in Surrey Central Singing 80s tunes Library jaundice psych-out! The Universe is starting to bring happiness What this podcast means to me Tom Green's Talkshow an incredibly epic propaganda filled CD 36 minutes of Rage Against Beige Made by Hope City church in the UK Listen to the whole anti-beige CD if you can... "Beige is everything in life that is bland, mediocre, average and boring. Go on - be non offensive and liked by everyone. blend into your surroundings." Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

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It's one of those magical Foreskin Radio moments An essential part of our balanced asian breakfast We see Puffy Amiyumi perform live in Vancouver Remebrance Day, November 11, outside the venue Our love for all things Asian Too Brown to be Yellow Wayback Machine: Episode 2 - Wrap It up! Kung Fu the legend is magically white Lucky Charms Sorry, No Rapping Cumming full circle jerk Doctor's new yeast infection Is cum vegan friendly? Goosing the fan girls Baby stroller mom rubbing The Riff Randals opening band Ethnics have come along way Token Black Jedi Nina Hagan is a hindu Peter Sellers plays an Indian Stereotypical characteristics Crazy punk dancer guy The whole world is fake Puffy Amiyumi take the stage! The girls talk English Teen Titans & cartoon watching The girls introduce the band Puffy's encore The most offensive Korean Slur Why are Japanese so anti-social? Japanese are the white man of Asia WW2 Scat Alliance theory Jacky Chan Brown man in a Kilt Pointed Sticks "My Japanese Fan" (mp3) from "FAB / My Japanese Fan" (Sudden Death Records) Concert overview Professor busted for recording Butch Walker (as heard on Distorted View) If those Asian girls only knew... White guys swarming the stage Ohio Super Fan Bathing in Yellow Brand new shiny iMac Squirreling porn nuts Zobtar: black albino death metal Our Dawson's Creek moment Katie Holmes is all used up follow the Yellow Cunt Road Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

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It's a VAGINA free episode... or at least it started out that way Happy Guy Fawkes Day Everyone! Dudes Night Out from Fleetwood Mack's Palace with guest: the Farm Boy, Jay Mermaids: Which half girl, which half fish? Pedophiles and Sex Tourists Costume: Nudity and Wonderwoman Eyebrows: shaved, waxed, or burnt off Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Henry the 8th vs The Pope Jew Peanut Butter 23:20... in walks vagina Foreskin Poker: No Hold'm Penis Betting with Halloween candy Does anyone know how to play Poker? Never let vagina be the dealer 5 Card Stud: Vaginas are wild The Big Burn Enlarged Bellybutton Fetish Current Events: Queen opens Parliament The Pope's message to pharmacists Pakistan's martial law emergency Network: "I'm mad as hell...!!!" Pope Killer A penny loaf to feed the Pope A farthing o' cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down. A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar. Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head. Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead. Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah hoorah! Excommunication of Prof Bestestes (watch this controversial cartoon) Schedule Conflicts Prox interview Missed Paul the Master Debator's party The Library Hairy dudes can get hot chicks too Upcoming extra feed content Colbert for President Mao? Chairman Mao? Communist China & Tibet Not just conspiracy theory anymore Stock Market Crash still looms America is collapsing The Beer Crisis: a hops shortage The World is a big fat downer Fluff Starr album drops Saul Williams Niggy Tardust music: Linda Rae" "The Vagina Song" (mp3) Terrible Tim: "I Want A Vagina" Zlad: "I Am The Anti-Pope" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

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This is Halloween... Autumn night in the cemetery What Halloween means to us Firewalking for real, son Celebrating the spiritual realm Feeling gravity's pull Festivals of deviates Western bastardization What is Voodoo? The wisdom of tradition Attracting positive souls Halloween slut parties Orgy of Witches "Captain" Bestestes Lickalottapus is "Prince" Follow the pussy Howlering etiquette Space/Time Bubble Forthright gays Assholes get into the zone Shy guy confidence English tutoring Penis nose sneezing Nothing less than your standard Zither music stupid fun Women always become motherly Burst of Emo madness Party was uneventful Choose your party music wisely My Old Flame Click To Play play_blip_movie_462694(); Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Different show format this week The Professor controls the first 28 minutes The Doctor hosts the last 44 minutes We hope you enjoy the show... Intro: remix of the Andrews Sisters Professor Bestestes cleans the slate In the News... Gang shooting in Surrey Marc Emery "Prince of Pot" extradition documentary The Marijuana Black Market & The War On Drugs Panties For Peace Viagra may cause sudden hearing loss Japanese "Best Ass" Content Wrap Up with "Rocked by Rape" Evolution Control Creations Doctor Lickalotapus Interviews rock band Prox Downtime With The Doctor Kicking it with the Marquess Holy Festival: Navaratri (9 Nights) Begging the Marquess to sing Life is what you make it Sharing Food & Breaking Break Sex on Toast Don't need English in Metro Vancouver Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

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Special guest: Master Debator Prof Bestestes is drunk knocking on the Doctor's Door Stripper Night in Review Jerking off in a hospital Bella Kiss there again Women in the strip club Waitresses were hot the ulimate: Gizelle Hennessey I dream of Jennie Flowers, flowers, flowers Martini Blonde and Beer Brunette The Arcade at Metrotown Hitting on girls in Chinese Balls song: Wild Wild Women News Clip: Tibetan Beauty Contest Richond Night Market story Master Debator gets the brush off So you got her digits... Call Her The Ivanhoe story Four Years in China A small town of 8 million Smorgasbord of Babes The pricelist Master Debators hot girlfriend From China to Saskatchewan How to get a Chinese girl... Jealous and competitive A professor of English Mobile phone culture Racism against South Asians Penis Size: Chinese is tiny "Why Can't Chinese Women Drive?" by Jon and Al Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

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Montego Beach Hotel Calypsonians Bastardizing The Hip Restaurant Cunt Stripper Night In Review Don't Disrespect God Who's afraid of the Asians? Nobody. Eddie Murphy: "Kill The White People" How Gansters Operate Ghetto life and crime culture Canadian Thanksgiving Professor learns an important lesson Its The Hard Knock Life Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

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It's Foreskin Radio 101 getting back to basics We're a little bit older and a little bit wiser There are still many lessons yet to learn There's still a whole lotta life yet to be living So let's get to it... freestyle rap: Foreskin Radio 101 Theme: trying not to be pathetic Stripper Night in Review Code "Call Centre" Sssh...can't talk about it Kylie summers popping beads Haley, the VIP girl Bella Kiss royally flushed Prof Bestestes doubles down 10 Commandments: rules to podcast by Ideas for upcoming episodes Dr. Sims teaches Betty about the birds and bees You might actually learn a few things Would you like a piece of Betty's cake? Downtime With The Doctor Dr. Lickalottapus is in control of the mic He takes us along on his daily adventures Special guest: Marquess Movie review: Eastern Promises Midnight Society Chilling, listening to Nirvana, and eating The allure of an asian women On the walk to the hairstylist Not educating kids until age 9 Meditate and in touch with reality Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovi