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the Timely Beaver Episodes - | One Minute Wonders | Music by: NO USE FOR A NAME; GOOD RIDDANCE; NOFX; LAGWAGON; SUM 41; OPERATION IVY; SWINGIN' UTTERS; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. One Minute Wonders on this 2nd Anniversary Grande Finale Spectacular. We take a look back at the mystical origins of the Timely Beaver. Then look forward to our independent musical aspirations and concerts we want to see this summer. Plus, forthcoming CD's everyone should grab if they have the cash. "Give me a beer because that's a wrap!" | to send to friends | Download One Minute Wonders
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| Flashback 1990's | Music by: JAWBREAKER; STRUNG OUT; SCREW 32; BETTY'S LOVE CHILD. Reporting from Amadan's CD release party for their new album 'Pacifica'. We review the new album along with new music from Mates of State and Bright Eyes. Plus, the premier of Dave's custom bass, concert picks, and a CD giveaway. | to send to friends | Download Flashback 1990's
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| Irish Drinkin Songs | Music by: DROPKICK MURPHYS; AMADAN; THE REAL MCKENZIES; THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Bring those bag pipes and whistles for this St Pattys Day party. We have with us our good buddy Dave. Who brings us tales of lore from Italy, along with a signed gift for all beaver believers. Support your local musicians and see some kick ass spring concerts. | to send to friends | Download Irish Drinkin Songs
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| Love Songs for the Retarded | Music by: THE QUEERS; MR. T EXPERIENCE; SCREECHING WEASEL; VENDETTA RED. Sweet Mona Lisa's Valentine! This month we travel to Europe in search of beer, awesome food, and a shit-ton of art. Dave is traveling to Italy and looking for your Italian tips. While Mike just returned from Amsterdam and Paris. PS -I love the Dutch! | to send to friends | Download Love Songs for the Retarded
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| A Punk Christmas | Music by: THE VANDALS; AMERICAN HEARTBREAK; THE RAMONES; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. Oi to the world. Every boy and every girl, check out DragonForce on the ballot for best metal band 2006. Plus, Mike gets a new drum set and we discuss our road trip to Las Vegas. It's a Punk Christmas after all. | to send to friends | Download A Punk Christmas
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| Oregon Punk Band Demos | Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; STANDARD ISSUE; PELLET GUN; 2 BUCKS SHORT. On tap, we bring you demo from Oregon punk bands. A recap from our recent San Francisco adventure and running drunk through a corn maize. Try our secret guitar tap method or Boss Tone Radio will super-size your wicked guitar skills. | to send to friends | Download Oregon Punk Band Demos
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| Halloween | Music by: MISFITS; THE GHASTLY ONES; AFI. Stand back and make room for the five strings of fury, as Dave prepares for his custom bass. Plus, Mike reports from the Dropkick Murphy's concert. Beer and fists in the air! | to send to friends | Download Halloween
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| Flight Plan | Music by: THE KINDRED; SWINGIN UTTERS; GOOD RIDDANCE. Traveling long distances in a single bound, we have special guests in studio visiting from California, China, and Seattle. After flying in the Northwest always eat at McMenamins. | to send to friends | Download Flight Plan
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| Good Times | music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. The Finale! Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. Plus, we will throw in all six Willy the Timely Beaver sketches. Mike and Ted's phone messages along with reasons to croon protest songs. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real. | to send to friends | Download Good Times
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| Klondike 4 Tonight | music by: DYLAN IN THE MOVIES. Watch this kick-ass Carlton Draught Beer Ad. Have you seen the recent StrongBad Emails or even just the pure lunacy from Homestar Runner. A brief glimpse at the 50th episode of the Beaver and look into Dave's site. Plus, a book on tattoos and piercing's. And I pray Pit Stain Jim is impotent. | to send to friends | Download Klondike 4 Tonight
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| Halloween Rehash | music by: SCREECHING WEASEL. Today children we discuss sexcasts and we dig Ms Kitcha. We also talk about hauntings in georgia, the Winchester Mystery House, and Halloween costumes n' hotties. Plus a review of the latest Marina Report and The Ians! | to send to friends | Download Halloween Rehash
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| Good Wood | music by: VPR. What better cure for the weekend hangover then ghost stories. We also discuss punk shows from the mid 90's, the rules of Ping-Pong Tennis, and other random acts of Insecure Clones. | to send to friends | Download Good Wood
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| Take 01:02:03 | "Bring in the Stunt Cock!" music by: THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Third times a charm, if were talking about those two honeys and me. Here in lies the Canada Movie, a story of three days, three takes, and three disasters. Lets's celebrate with Dave's Movie about the supernatural occurance, along with drunk dialing, and a month known as October. | to send to friends | Download Take 01:02:03
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| Simpsons Trivia 101 | music by: MANDA AND THE MARBLES. Sit down and take notes class. After a rough ride Dave pulls out his orange cone hat full of Simpsons knowledge. For he is the Trivia Master. Plus all sort of other dead ends and vaccumm cleaner stories that a person could blow (not suck). | to send to friends | Download Simpsons Trivia 101
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| Moose and Beaver | music by: CRASH MENAGERIE. Here we go Beaver Believers into good times. Check out Dave's video at timelybeaver.com!!! He joins us but I screw everything up and lose his audio half way through the show. Ahhh shit! Goodies are still inside with "Do Meth and Join the Military" also "Willy Visits Congress". | to send to friends | Download Moose and Beaver
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| Will Work For Tail | music by: CAGEY HOUSE. Let's get this party rolling. Let's talk about quitting our jobs. Also flipping your bosses off, Vince Lee, those fucking hoe truck companies and so much more. This is a true test of what the beaver is about. Now lets's give it up for Willy the Timely Beaver. | to send to friends | Download Will Work For Tail
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| Sushi Sue | I Love You Meg White! Getting off the MAX light rail to eat some sushi. While eating I reminisce about the White Stripes show from the previous night before along with future plans and something fun for everyone. Listening in is highly recommended. | to send to friends | Download Sushi Sue
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