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the Timely Beaver Episodes -

Timely Beaver Reunion
We are ringing in the New Year with a beaver reunion!!! We have music videos, movie reviews, cd reviews and a special surfing report. Sit back, crack a cold one, and enjoy the show!
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One Minute Wonders
Music by: NO USE FOR A NAME; GOOD RIDDANCE; NOFX; LAGWAGON; SUM 41; OPERATION IVY; SWINGIN' UTTERS; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. One Minute Wonders on this 2nd Anniversary Grande Finale Spectacular. We take a look back at the mystical origins of the Timely Beaver. Then look forward to our independent musical aspirations and concerts we want to see this summer. Plus, forthcoming CD's everyone should grab if they have the cash. "Give me a beer because that's a wrap!"
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Flashback 1990's
Music by: JAWBREAKER; STRUNG OUT; SCREW 32; BETTY'S LOVE CHILD. Reporting from Amadan's CD release party for their new album 'Pacifica'. We review the new album along with new music from Mates of State and Bright Eyes. Plus, the premier of Dave's custom bass, concert picks, and a CD giveaway.
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Yummy, Yummy, Punk Rock Girls!!!
Music by: GO BETTY GO; THE DISTILLERS; SODA; THE MUFFS. Yummy, yummy, punk rock girls!!!! Watch out guys! Take a seat a prepare for tales from drunk Dan's birthday at Mcmenamins. Special prize inside: this months contest winner and sick shows.
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Irish Drinkin Songs
Music by: DROPKICK MURPHYS; AMADAN; THE REAL MCKENZIES; THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Bring those bag pipes and whistles for this St Pattys Day party. We have with us our good buddy Dave. Who brings us tales of lore from Italy, along with a signed gift for all beaver believers. Support your local musicians and see some kick ass spring concerts.
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Love Songs for the Retarded
Music by: THE QUEERS; MR. T EXPERIENCE; SCREECHING WEASEL; VENDETTA RED. Sweet Mona Lisa's Valentine! This month we travel to Europe in search of beer, awesome food, and a shit-ton of art. Dave is traveling to Italy and looking for your Italian tips. While Mike just returned from Amsterdam and Paris. PS -I love the Dutch!
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Snow Day
When bored, play in snow!
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The Countdown
Music by: ANTI-FLAG; CIGAR; NADA SURF. Did you get tube socks too? We converse on the holidays, presents, and James Browns legacy. So check out our concert recommendations then grab your axe and rock!
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Happy New Year Jam
Happy New Year!!! Get your punk on with a Timely Beaver Classic Jam.
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A Punk Christmas
Music by: THE VANDALS; AMERICAN HEARTBREAK; THE RAMONES; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. Oi to the world. Every boy and every girl, check out DragonForce on the ballot for best metal band 2006. Plus, Mike gets a new drum set and we discuss our road trip to Las Vegas. It's a Punk Christmas after all.
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Oregon Punk Band Demos
Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; STANDARD ISSUE; PELLET GUN; 2 BUCKS SHORT. On tap, we bring you demo from Oregon punk bands. A recap from our recent San Francisco adventure and running drunk through a corn maize. Try our secret guitar tap method or Boss Tone Radio will super-size your wicked guitar skills.
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Halloween
Music by: MISFITS; THE GHASTLY ONES; AFI. Stand back and make room for the five strings of fury, as Dave prepares for his custom bass. Plus, Mike reports from the Dropkick Murphy's concert. Beer and fists in the air!
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Timely Beaver TV
Willy the Beaver is back. Cozy up to these long tails of pop rock adultery, taxi cab confessions, and fuzzy wet cocktails. Na, nah, nah... na, naaaahhhh.
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Breakin Down the Doors
Music by: THE LIVING END; EVE 6; THE DIVORCE. Rub the titties. These Labor Day stories are off the wall. Groove on the Ry Kihn Band. Now with a splash of music news.
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Flight Plan
Music by: THE KINDRED; SWINGIN UTTERS; GOOD RIDDANCE. Traveling long distances in a single bound, we have special guests in studio visiting from California, China, and Seattle. After flying in the Northwest always eat at McMenamins.
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Preparations Begin
A glimpse at what's coming.
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That Oregon Natural Stuff
Music by: BAD RELIGION; NOFX; BRIGHT EYES. Recap of the holiday and the amazing World Cup action. Go Italy! I mean, Brazil! Then hop a wave on over to Hawaii Surf Session Report.
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Show Killer
Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; LETTER'S BURNING; NEUTRON DAWN. In studio we have Annette, adding her wisdom about weddings mishaps with doggy doo, surfing, and must see summer concerts.
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May Day Video
Let the Reggae music flow through the hills. A short video from the May Day Celebrations in Scio, Oregon.
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Margarita Adventures
Music by: BRAIN FAILURE; THE KINDRED; RANCID. Margaritas in hand and well saturated with alcohol, we are ready to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Along with sexy stories from the road.
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Harpooning the Whales
Music by: THE FAINT; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; CRITERIA. Come all e fuzzy beavers and harpoon this whale. Lets tag this bitch and send her back out to sea. Now that's what I'm talking about.
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Fridged Outer Nebula
Music by: CAGEY HOUSE; SPUTNIK MONROE; THE REAL MCKENZIE'S; Dave and Ted. Flying solo here in Space Command from the Fridged Outer Nebula. It's snowing in the living room, boxes everywhere, so let's rock out.
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Super Bowl Sunday
It's Super Bowl Sunday but I'm listening in on puppy bowl and supermodel superbowl. It shouldn't be this warm in February. To Italy!
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Internet Latency Jam
Something jamming to ring in February
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New Year Jams
Merry New Year and Goodbye to 2005. Listen to some shit that has happened and some good jams.
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Holiday Video
This Ain't Hallmark. Sorry ahead of time to be so yuppy and not say Happy Holidays.
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Good Times Video - The Finale
Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.
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Good Times
music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. The Finale! Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. Plus, we will throw in all six Willy the Timely Beaver sketches. Mike and Ted's phone messages along with reasons to croon protest songs. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real.
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Klondike 4 Tonight
music by: DYLAN IN THE MOVIES. Watch this kick-ass Carlton Draught Beer Ad. Have you seen the recent StrongBad Emails or even just the pure lunacy from Homestar Runner. A brief glimpse at the 50th episode of the Beaver and look into Dave's site. Plus, a book on tattoos and piercing's. And I pray Pit Stain Jim is impotent.
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Big Cash Giveaway
music by: NOFX. Dave promises to take me flying next month. Plus, in Anne Bancroft we trust and pay homage. Also, the Alphabet Band Name Game for the bored and a touching message from the blue state prisoner.
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Tom Turkey
music by: THE BRIGHT SIDE. Give Dave and Chris a round of applause for having survived camping. We, the Shag Beav, are now offically for hire. Rent us both for special combo pricing.
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Tip Your Tail, Give'm Bail
music by: THE MUFFS. Surf report is in and Dave is out catching glances at women in bikini's. A big welcome to Vicki the Volumptous Robot. We can't forget a few inspiring words from the Presidents weeklyradioaddress.com. Finally, Mike will discuss some of his "missed connections."
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Bring the Squeegee Over Here
music by: DESCENDENTS. Monopoly related violence, pornographic pegiunes, and the best goodies from your fav movie collection. Plus, that's right, the Weekly Marina Report. So sit back and pound this lager.
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Four Year Beer
music by: 10 SHOT. Dave got rained out. Game off. The Terminator does Meth. God bless Colorado for legalizing possession of sweet-sweet Mary-Jane and Peter Parkers. I heard you exhale!
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Call Me. Ding, Ding,,
music by: THE DAMNIT JIMS. Ding, ding, and her ass was fucking money. Open a window because I shut the door and Meg is going off the wall. Gez, my ass has an itch that needs to be soothed.
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Local Beaver Represenatives
music by: AMERICAN HEARTBREAK. The Representatives review Treehouse of Horror XVI. Also the singing talents of Reese Sweanyo the love spaniard, and a video for the bored. Why do I even bother with these entries? It's not like you really read it. Right. Dam right!
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Halloween Rehash
music by: SCREECHING WEASEL. Today children we discuss sexcasts and we dig Ms Kitcha. We also talk about hauntings in georgia, the Winchester Mystery House, and Halloween costumes n' hotties. Plus a review of the latest Marina Report and The Ians!
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House of Halloween Horror
music by: THE MIDNIGHT BOMBERS. This episode is not for the faint of heart. For today we bring you ghost stories that we have experienced. Don't mess yourself, get out your treat or treat bag, and prepare to be scared.
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March of the Beavers
music by: PROPAGANDHI. Siskel and Ebert move over, here comes the beaver crew. We will review everything including South Park, public transportation, and your gangsta momma. Now for a three way, you sick fucks.
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Good Wood
music by: VPR. What better cure for the weekend hangover then ghost stories. We also discuss punk shows from the mid 90's, the rules of Ping-Pong Tennis, and other random acts of Insecure Clones.
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Orange Keg, Green Goo
music by: ANEMO. Recap of the Halloween party and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cherry Blow Pop? Shiver me timbers with shaving sounds.
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Beaver Bowser
music by: BARELY HI-FI. Why have you cursed by Zelda!?! What was your first game system? Then theirs poetry you sick fucks, ghost stories from the dead, Georgia, what? Dig your sarcastic teeth into this.
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Corn and Pumpkins
music by: LORENZO'S MUSIC. Drinking to stay warm in college. What is really new there. Otherwise, pumpkins, Tiki Bar TV and corn mazes along with great ghost stories. Also talk of Silversun Pickups in Halloween costume parties.
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Video Killed the Beaver
music by: THE EVIL QUEENS. One more thing. JennyMcCarthy in playboy. Original Lewis and Clark, and Juggs. What else would you expect, a few spooks that roam in the night.
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Pet Me Please!!!
music by: UNCROWNED. Lean back, learn spanish, and fuck you. Take a turn on the wheel and find out how lucky you are not to die from ghosts. Plus, learn a little about us through our new segment.
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Meet the F*ckers
music by: SWINGIN' UTTERS. No surf, might have a little turf, but definately have some spook stories. You'll be sure to be slimed and rock the night away.
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Take 01:02:03
"Bring in the Stunt Cock!" music by: THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Third times a charm, if were talking about those two honeys and me. Here in lies the Canada Movie, a story of three days, three takes, and three disasters. Lets's celebrate with Dave's Movie about the supernatural occurance, along with drunk dialing, and a month known as October.
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Maritime Muff
music by: SUCK FOR SYMPATHY. We live and learn here at the Beav. Upcoming plans revieled and the "Canada" movie. Along with a special call-in reporting by Kirk on this Marina. Lookout Scooby! Clones!
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Simpsons Trivia 101
music by: MANDA AND THE MARBLES. Sit down and take notes class. After a rough ride Dave pulls out his orange cone hat full of Simpsons knowledge. For he is the Trivia Master. Plus all sort of other dead ends and vaccumm cleaner stories that a person could blow (not suck).
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Moose and Beaver
music by: CRASH MENAGERIE. Here we go Beaver Believers into good times. Check out Dave's video at timelybeaver.com!!! He joins us but I screw everything up and lose his audio half way through the show. Ahhh shit! Goodies are still inside with "Do Meth and Join the Military" also "Willy Visits Congress".
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Organic Mud to Build your Dam
music by: DEMERIT 7. Let's talk about some serious shit for a minute. Also, Pit Stain Jim returns with shaving sounds. But honestly, good times from the good ol' days from college. Timely Beaver emails, check out frankwit.com. Sit back, laugh, and watch out for the floaters in the toilet.
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Will Work For Tail
music by: CAGEY HOUSE. Let's get this party rolling. Let's talk about quitting our jobs. Also flipping your bosses off, Vince Lee, those fucking hoe truck companies and so much more. This is a true test of what the beaver is about. Now lets's give it up for Willy the Timely Beaver.
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Oh Canada, Ohh Canada
music by: MIT CITY. Watch out for the Canadian Beaver, eh? A great trip recapped while jet lagged and desperately craving some well needed sleep. Travel tips for Peterborough and Niagara Falls, Ontario. Now why do they have so many Haunted Houses in Niagara Falls, eh?
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Castrophe Rock
music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. This is a protest about nobody and everbody as always. Please administer your rock antidote for my lows. Admister 'Go Away Goo' in as many samples from behind the counter.
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Bus Driver Beaver Lover
music by: CHANCE. Welcome to another great show. This time we have changed stuff around a little. We are giving you more music, timely beaver humor, and new improv jams. So sit back, relax, and Piss-n-ator!
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Random Dam'dom
music by: NEUTRON DAWN. Talk about the weekend acivites, regarding nothing. Penguins, the Karma Sutra, and spontanous buying impulses on your lunch break and crap.
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Willy Doesn't Know If He's Coming or Going
music by: NEUTRON DAWN. I would like to congradualate Mabel Chan from Thailand for winning the Where in the World is Willy the Timely Beaver Contest. Thanks to Dave for joining me on this show. It was a bunch of fun. Enjoy.
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Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver
Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver
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Surfs Up and Pants Are Down
Round table discussion about surfing and daily surf issues. Topics also include beater boards, kitty pools in dorm rooms, and way to much information about stories from back in the day.
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Stick This In Your Ears
music by: TED. Why have you forsaken me iTunes? Feeling inspired by another month of not being listed in iTunes I present you with my own tunes in protest. So dig it or dig yourself out.
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Drinking Down the Rapids
music by: THE POSER BAND. A short story of doing time in Eugene, Oregon in a band with no name. Along with weekend stories of shooting the rapids and camping. How much more adventure can you pack into a weekend?
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Sushi Sue
I Love You Meg White! Getting off the MAX light rail to eat some sushi. While eating I reminisce about the White Stripes show from the previous night before along with future plans and something fun for everyone. Listening in is highly recommended.
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Jams from 90's Day
music by: Dave, Rick, and Ted also music by: The Hi-Fives - All sorts of stuff. The White Stripes tomorrow, jams from the day and so so so much more.
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The Aristoclackaus River
music by: MIKE & TED : Swimming in the Clackamus River along with a preview of the Aristocrates, Texas Hold 'em, and Skateboard Bowling. Now to sleep in my own bed. Good night.
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Cardinal Birthday Rules
music by: THE BOMBHAPPIES : Happy birthday Aaron. I hope you enoyed your special day. Portland has a heat wave. Testing studio shit and more but can you honestly get enough vag juice?
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The California to Oregon Connection
Just a recap of the beautiful weather we are having in Portland, Oregon. Along with other car trouble events. Plus some great music including a jam only three hours old. Now I'm hitting the pool!
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Portland's Late Night Ride - part 2
The Brew Fest Conclusion
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