I am sorry. Problems in my life have caused this show to be late. Do not judge, ho

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Lady is back and ready to attack, ho

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it's late and i am sorry. Do not judge.

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This show is going to be on like a hat

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Albino squirrel, new word of the day, and many other stories to get inside yo head.

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Opening Monologue: cow tipping with a white friend, Far Side segment- I make up my own Far Side comic (two of them to be exacts), News- a gang has a nut-themed name, Miss Deaf Texas is dead, and there's something else I forgot. But it's there, Letters- people ask for my advice and I give it, Fan letters- collected from myspace, Weather- how it is here.

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They loves me

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I try my best to podcast amidst the turmoil and despair that is the Lady's life. Please bare with me through this financial debacle I have inbibed myself into.

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Criffer, a friend on myspace, interviews me about my time flying the friendly skies, for a school project. he told me he pay me $50 for the interview. If he do not I will take legal and angry actions against his cute a**.

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Oh my lord.

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I meet a beer delivery man at Tiki's birthday party at the bar. I go to a Chinese restaurant and I get my tires rotated.

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I was talked about on the Brad and Blake Show (bradandblake.com) way back in da day but I forgot to put this up here. Listen to people talk about me!

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I tell several stories including a homeless woman I meet with cats, me joining the ROTC, me fighting with a Ipod girl and many more. I forget what they are, as I have a hangover. Pardon me and please...do not judge.

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I go bird shopping and am surprised by the prices. I run into a homeless man and actually speak to him.

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Bastardcast goes to my blog, reads en entry and then decides to read the entry, utloud, on their show, for their whole audience (which probably numbers in the teens, both in age and number okaaay!!!??). All the cursing and DEAD AIR is left out (which they have plenty of in every single show). You remember the entry I posted about me admitting defeat to them and how the church prayed for them? That's the entry they read on their show.

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I am on my way to get my license and registration for my car and share the story of a former co-worker named Barbara who fell into hard times. This tiny, heavy set woman went from a office job to behind bars to dealin drugs in a matter of months...all because she borrowed someone's car. Shame. Be on the lookout for my next one- it's going to be about Bastardcast!

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Three things: I ask you to tell me if you have made resolutions for the coming year, I share the involved and dramatic story of my Aunie with the severed tendon and I reveal my brush with celebrity.

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This is my myspace survey in which I share my deepest darkest myspace thoughts. This myspace survey was made apparent to me by a myspace survey sender named Chocolate Cake.

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I sing a song on my way to the gym; I am taking care of my friend's cat (she gave each of her cats to a friend cuz she know ain't nobody going to take care of all three); I did not eat cake at the birthday party; my album is not finished but do not hate; A baby stare at me; I almost hit a dog in my car; I save a dog in the backyard. And that is the show, ho.

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Nathan Skippet attacks me with his voicemails, as does another member of the community theater. I let Nathan have it once or twice.

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More fans call in

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I call the Judge Judy Hotline in an attempt to get my court case on the show. I get a call back from them but it was not what I expected

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(Dis should have been posted earlier but my producer stupid. However, it still got entertainment value so listen anyway) I share (on the influence of caffeine pills) my excitedments for new Year's Eve, my friend inviting me to the ATL (even though she datin a 20 year old man and I just KNOW they want me to get up in that mess), the person who was lettin me barrow they car died so LADY RAP GOT A CAR OKAAAAAY!!! Last and most least, I diss hardcore the bastardcast (bastardcast.com), this podcast that randomly asked me to be their myspace friend. I added them, but shouldn't have until I listened to a show because it is absolutely horrible and amateurish, childish and plain stupid. Please go and listen for yourself and see how a stank podcast sounds...then come back to quality....Lady Raptastic.

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I am under the weather so I am sorry for my excessive coughings....I talk about my New Years Eve outfit, Mariah and her 17th number one, a tea party down the street, making peace with the dog next door, the people at Judge Judy do not take me seriously (further info will be coming). I get inspirational for a brief moments, then get an idea of how to overcome my mounting table of legal bills.

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Dis show wuz supposed to been aired awhile back but never got up, so some info is out of order with da rest of da shows...but shut up...ain't nobody perfect especially yo a** okaaaay!!!! A friend invites me to go see King Kong; update on my friend's car; A podcast association wants me to remove my podcast from the air because on a previous podcast I sing a line from Lovely Lady Lumps....but I got me a plan; yo crazy messages on da Lovely Lady Line improv da color of da world; I meet Simone on a bus who got a crazy story; I went on a date and I have some advice for your dating life; I welcome you to my myspace profile (myspace.com/ladyraptastic) and welcome my gay mens fans with open arms

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