...in which I get an earful --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Fifteen: A Dead Ringer (Part 3)... ...In which I finally realise... --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Fifteen: A Dead Ringer (Part 2)... ...In which I meet my match? --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Fifteen: A Dead Ringer (Part 1)... ...In which Guy gets schooled... --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Fourteen: Our Twisted Eyebeams (Part Two)... ...In which I am reminded to get the hell on with it... --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Fourteen: Our Twisted Eyebeams (Part One)... ...- In which I put JD Salinger to good use... --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Thirteen: Lucky 13... ...(Part 2) - In which the circle is not unbroken... --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Thirteen: Lucky 13... ... (Part 1) - In which Missy Has her say --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Twelve: Nothing New, All the Standard Stuff . . . in which we meet The Whole Sick Crew --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Eleven: Cruel . . . in which I'm vomiting up and approaching the dreaded page 50 --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Ten: Piddle-Poo . . . in which Guy tries not to be such a Guy --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Nine: No Change . . . in which Guy goes to the back of the bus --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Eight: No Sex For Starters . . . in which Guy gets a good bounce --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Seven: Cory Heart Played Mort Pumiss . . . in which Guy is meet-&-greeted by the all-apprehending Mortster --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Six: The End of Your Story . . . in which Guy says: 'I've Only Just Begun' --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author - Act One, Chapter Five: A Higher Authority . . . in which Guy gets a lift --- Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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The Death of the Author, Chapter Four: one/two/three . . . in which Guy goes all the way --Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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Act One, Chapter 3: Grim . . . in which Guy has a blind date with Big Brother Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous.

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A Three Act Serialized Novel by Dr. Norman Norton, as heard on National Institute for the Blind audiocasettes, (2004) and aired on Brainwaves! with Bryan Susspol, Radio You (January - May 2005) Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous. Chapter TWO: Eggs . . . in which I peek into Guy's l'il head

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A Three Act Serialized Novel by Dr. Norman Norton, as heard on National Institute for the Blind audiocasettes, (2004) and aired on Brainwaves! with Bryan Susspol, Radio You (January - May 2005) Guy Groseille is a writer who is dying to be published. But he is lazy and, to put it bluntly, dreadful. His novella, Love's Alchemy, is almost unreadable. But he is nevertheless approached by Dr. Norman Norton, an ex-poet and book seller, who has a plan - or, rather, a Plot, which will make them both infamous. ----------------------------------------- Act One Chapter One: Wrinkles . . . in which I get Guy out of bed

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