In a Joel Radio first, the show goes on the road to Northern Michigan. That's Gaylord, Michigan, to be more precise, and the Quality Inn to be even more exact. Joel and Steve Sabo are in Gaylord for a comedy show, so the guys took some time to discuss that night's show and a bunch of other fun stuff. The guys discuss the odd characters at the comedy show, Sabo grades Joel's performance (it's low!), and Sabo admits to his checkered past - as an impressionist. Plus, a rundown of UFC 105 and a preview of UFC 106, looking for porn in a hotel room, and Jay Leno meets Christian Slater and you are there. If you ever wondered what comics do on the road after a show, wonder no more. Right click here to download - 95 minutes, 42 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Not the actual Quality Inn in Gaylord, this one is much nicer, it has a Denny's

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There's a lot of weird stuff in the news lately. From Chaz Bono becoming a man, to Sammy Sosa becoming a white man, there's just a lot of weird stuff going on. And who better to discuss it, than the weirdest guy of all, Harry Artin. Harry loved Michael Jackson's movie, hates Carrie Prejan, and loves both a cleansing fast diet and eating multiple burgers in one night. Both Joel and Harry are repulsed by the chimp attack victim's new face, and how a guy died after filming Wipeout. Also, Harry goes to Hallowicked, his obnoxious celebrity encounter that took place there and why Upchuck needed security. Plus, Joel goes north for work, Harry's YouTube is funny, and Bratz Dolls vs Taylor Swift - who's hotter? Right click here to download - 74 minutes, 34 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Harry at Hallowicked, right before he banged Desiree (in his dreams!)

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Not to miss out on a pop culture moment, Joel made a special trip to check out one of the first screenings of Michael Jackson's new movie This Is It. Judging from Joel's past coverage of Michael's death and often ridiculous memorial service, you might think Joel went to goof on it - and you'd be right. Unfortunately, Joel's master plan was sabotaged by one thing - the movie is actually really good. And it might even make you cry. Listen as Joel explains why the movie worked, the technical challenges of a film like this, and how the press really got it wrong about Michael's condition. Want to hear Joel eat crow? This is the show for you. Plus, wherever the Wild Thigs are Joel doesn't want to be there, a death pool favorite finally dies, and UFC picks are impressive - with a catch. Right click here to download - 41 minutes, 19 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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Don't say listening to this show never gets you anything, because this week you'll learn how to get free drinks at the bar! This is courtesy of longtime show friend Bill Hildebrandt, who teaches Joel a sure-fire challenge that will stump any bartender or barfly who's sure to take a bet. Bill's also here to discuss his latest adventures on the high seas, why he hates the comedy business, why he hates Facebook, and why he hates Corey Hall (it's not why you think). Plus, a Geechy Guy update, Steve Sabo and Joel pick UFC 104, and find out if a show favorite has swine flu, or not - as Joel makes his diagnosis. He's not a doctor, but he plays one on this podcast.... Right click here to download - 67 minutes, 32 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Who would've thought this guy could help you at the bar?

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Joel Radio is now your source for LIVE news. Of course, that's only live when the show is being recorded - for all of you listening, it's way in the past! Still, it was a very good time following the story of a 6-year-old boy who magically took to the air in a home made helium balloon. Never mind that a human could not survive in a helium-rich environment, or that a craft of that size could not possibly have the lifting power required, but it was fun watching America's newscasters lose their shit over a silly story like this. For the record, they found the little bastard in the attic hiding after the show wrapped. Speaking of kid's adventures, Corey Hall phones in his review of Where The Wild Things Are, a magical, beautiful and potentially divisive film that opens this week. Short version: take your girlfriend or pretentiously artistic friends, but leave the kids at home. Plus, America shrugs as Pam and Jim get married, The Amazing Race is anything but, and new video games reviewed without ever being played! Right click here to download - 52 minutes, 24 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Our hopes of this being a great story are as deflated as the baloon in this shot (from Reuters)

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Never mind the birth of a son back in 2004, this week confirmed to the world that yes, David Letterman actually has sex with women. And women from his show, no less, who for some strange reason, are attracted to the charming, multimillion dollar, showbiz legend, funnyman. So some jealous douchebag tries to extort Dave for $2 million and the press goes crazy. Joel explains why this is no big deal, how even assholes like Leno get laid off their fame, and why politicians and clergyman should be held to a higher standard than a TV comic. Also, Joel can recommend two films this week, the new comedy Zombieland and the months old District 9, both screened at a recent trip to the drive-in. Find out what makes District 9 a sci-fi classic, who should get Oscar consideration and which film has the greatest cameo of all time - a scene that Joel manages to keep spoiler-free. Plus, an Emma Stone jerkoff filmography, Detroit sports suck, Kitty sits in on the show, and an update on TV's best comedies. Right click here to download - 51 minutes, 25 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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A long-time friend and collaborator, comedian Steve Brewer makes his Joel Radio debut. And it's a good week for it, too, as director Roman Polanski went and got himself arrested in Europe and may have to return to face the music in the US. Even though most of Hollywood wants to forgive him, Joel reiterates the facts of the case and how what Polaski did to a 13-year-old girl can only be described as a "rape, rape" - sorry Whoopi. Also, Steve announces his retirement from The Funhouse, why he won't work for Psychopathic Records anymore and the challenge in entertaining the Juggalos. Plus, the CBS sitcom debate heats up as a fan agrees with Joel on How I Met Your Mother, while Brewer beds with Corey on The Big Bang Theory. Who's right, and who's wrong? Listen and decide. Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 36 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Steve, in happier times, at Long John Silver's

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After Leno's big debut last week, it's time for the actual funny comedies to hit the air, and Joel has a rundown of this Fall's best. Is NBC's Thursday night the place to be, or does HBO have the market cornered on edgy sitcoms? Cory Hall even joins in via telephone to tell the world why The Office has slipped, Community deserves a chance and there's a CBS sitcom that's really good, and it's not How I Met Your Mother. Does Bored to Death live up to its title? Is Parks and Recreation surviving the sophmore slump? Listen to find out - you might be surprised. Plus, former show bashees chime in via email including podcaster admitting he sucks, and a mother-in-law basing comedienne that Joel's great. Right click here to download - 66 minutes, 30 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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A moment we had all looked forward to (or feared) took place this week, as the the new Jay Leno Show premiered on NBC. Whether seen as a savior of NBC, or a backstabber to Conan, Jay's debut has garnered strong opinions from many, including writer and former podcasting superstar Corey Hall. Corey gets out of his rocking chair to explain why Jay's return is bad for TV, why he hates Taylor Swift, and why he still hasn't seen The Hangover. Listen as Joel plays all the "highlights" of Jay's first show, including Jerry Seinfeld scoring big, The Dan Band overexposed and Kanye West actually out-douching Jay. Plus, Steve Sabo leaves the road to predict UFC 103, Joel's Beatles acquisitions make him a happy man, and Patrick Swayze dies alongside Joel's hopes for winning the Death Pool. Right click here to download - 104 minutes, 47 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: This fake ad redefines truth in advertising

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So the Michigan State Fair is gone - maybe forever - but Joel Radio has you covered and Joel and guest Harry Artin are here with all you need to know. Like Harry's crazy. Maybe you knew that, but his performance at the State Fair was nothing short of extraordinary. Feeding lemonade to the livestock? Check. Eating a disgusting amount of corn on the cob? Check. Receiving oral favors from a calf made entirely of butter? Check. You must hear this show, as Harry describes his wild behavior, discusses his future plans with a butter teat, and why he won't eat that much corn anymore. Plus, the guys see Billy Squier perform at the fair, and even five days later he's still probably playing a guitar solo. We discuss the the highs and lows of the show and pinpoint exactly when Billy's career went teats up. Also, "Beatles Day" arrives and Joel was too greedy to really enjoy it. Find out Joel's painful dilemma, get a full review of Rock Band: The Beatles, and much, much more on this crazy show. Right click here to download - 77 minutes, 35 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Sweetening the pig and the other goofy highlights of Harry's day at the fair.

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It's well know n that magazines are in trouble nowadays. And if you read the latest issue of Rolling Stone, you'll know why. With a half-hearted Beatles cover story, and lamest, most questionable review section around its no wonder why this issue is almost certainly Joel's last. Plus, another magazine gets it right on reality TV, a not terribly sad nor sorrowful goodbye to DJ AM, Joel's song parody career begins, and a recap of UFC 102 predictions - a segment that will in the future be known as Joel's magical money-making machine. Right click here to download - 56 minutes, 26 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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It's sad when famous people die. But, if you chose them in this years Death Pool, then it can really soften the blow! Actually, Joel takes a few moments to remember all the highlights of Sen. Ted Kennedy's life - driving a girl off a bridge, getting drunk on an overseas flight, banging a chick in a restaurant, etc, etc. Who's gonna take up the slack when it comes to drinking and carousing? It's a sad, scotch stinking tribute that only an Irishman could love. Then, Joel turns his sights to a world of comedy, where a comedienne is being sued for telling jokes about her in-laws. Seriously. But does she deserve it? Al Roker has an interview, but listen close, as the case may not be all it's cracked up to be. What's with the math jokes, Al? WTF? Plus, Steve Sabo's thoughts on UFC 102, Joel meets Ken Shamrock, and Swedish + Black = comedy. Right click here to download - 58 minutes, 27 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Even from the grave, Sen. Kennedy checks out Sunda Croonquist

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As the summer movie season winds down, a few questions have to be asked. Like how much does the third act of Funny People suck?; and how much Joel and former co-host Corey would like to jump on Aubrey Plaza. Via telephone, Corey actually offers up a different nerd-jerkoff fantasy, in web video vixen Felicia Day. Who's hotter and what's the verdict on Inglorious Basterds and District 9? Corey has the scoop. Also, Harry stops by with his super-pug Sheshy, and the comedy that ensues when the dog gets near snack food must be heard to be believed. Plus, Big Brother gets wild and dirty, the Death Pool gets exciting, and meet your new favorite rapper, The Doughmaster. Right click here to download - 77 minutes, 36 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Aubrey Plaza vs Felica Day vs Sheshy - Who's the cutest?

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Back and less that 100%, Joel gives his thoughts on the 2009 Gathering of the Juggalos. It will always be remembered as the weekend Joel was felt up by Pauly Shore. Was it a gay pass or just Pauly being funny? Was it funnier than his actual, abbreviated set? Listen and find out. Also, the Gathering has no-shows, GWAR is goofing, Vanilla Ice is a thief, MC Chris is fresh, and hipster journos can't even goof on the Juggalos correctly. Plus, a Death Pool update: Corey makes a deal with the devil and actually decides who lives and dies - scary! Right click here to download - 40 minutes, 18 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: A brief, and not terribly insightful trip to the Gathering by Derek Erdman, is captured in the video below. Whether he liked it or not, at least he went to see for himself

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Q. What could possibly bring Corey Hall back to the world of podcasting? A. FOX TV's new fat girl dating show "More to Love". Corey and Joel rundown the twenty female contestants on the new, fatter version of "The Bachelor", rating each girl on the "F, marry, kill" scale - that being who's good enough for the one-night stand, who you'd consider making your wife, and who you'd rather do their tax return rather than actually make out with. It's a surprising survey, done in the most hilarious, mean-spirited way. Find out how many of these chubbies the guys would actually take out for a pizza - the number might surprise you! It's classic Corey and Joel, back for this week only. Also, Anthony Bourdain visits Detroit (it's better than Baltimore!), Professor Gates is a noodnik, and the real reason Corey left the show is finally revealed. Right click here to download - 82 minutes, 40 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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Returning from his previous appearances on Corey and Joel Radio and The Funhouse, Harry Artin stops by to join Joel for 60 minutes of radio fun. Harry has left New York City for good and is proud to be in Michigan - a place he loves as much for its sub shops as well as its booming economy. Harry details his appearances on Jerry Springer, The Anna Nicole Show, and MTV and unveils his plan to return to stand-up comedy, a career he previously left "like a bat out of hell". Also, somebody shot ESPN's Erin Andrews naked (and it wasn't Joel), the dumb blonde on Big Brother is just that, and Corey Hall joins in on the phone discussing Harry's managerial prowess, or lack thereof. Right click here to download - 61 minutes, 30 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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After solving the David Carradine case back on Show #2, Detective Joel returns to put his spin on the Michael Jackson case. Actually, Joel doesn't know what the hell happened, but lays out the possible case for murder and explains why he's not setting up an appointment with Dr. Conrad Murray anytime soon. Also, Big Brother returns and it's as stupid as ever. That's good news for Joel, and even though he'd end up in the "Brains" clique, he's not smart enough to figure out the ethnicity or even the sex of some of the houseguests. Plus, UFC clairvoyance and controversy, and the best videogames of this generation - the "cheapskate Joel" Top 5. Right click here to download - 67 minutes, 32 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now: Can you guess which "team" these players are on? Didn't think so.

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The whole world watched Michael Jackson's memorial service this week. And the whole world saw Magic Johnson be a mushmouth, Brooke Shields' epic comedy failure, and Rev. Al Sharpton be an asshole. There were some touching moments, too and you can re-live them all on this show. Joel plays the highlights and lowlights of the 3-hour event, including the performance so bad they should have thrown it in the casket with Mike. So put on one glove, paint your head like Jermaine, and get a bucket of KFC, because this is one heck of a show. Also, comedian Steve Sabo calls in from the edge of civilization to pick the UFC 100 winners, talk about his recent trip to Iraq, and why old ladies might soon be loving his comedy. Right click here to download - 65 minutes, 31 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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Like everywhere else, the death of Michael Jackson is a big story at JoelRadio. Especially here, since MJ was a big score in the Death Pool! So checking in this week, is the man who had the foresight to draft the once-black pop star, Corey Hall. Taking time out from his semi-retirement, Corey understandably boasts about his accomplishments - he also had Farrah Fawcett! - and how this really is his year to win. The former partners also mourn the untimely death of commercial king Billy Mays, and one of show business's biggest puchlines meets his end as well. Plus, remembering the King of Pop's molestation legacy, how the press got the coverage of his death wrong, and the history of Michael Jackson humor, fresh and updated for 2009. Right click here to download - 59 minutes, 27 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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You'd like to think that whatever hobby you spent your time and money on, that it might eventually pay some dividends down the road. We're not talking about podcasting here, instead we're talking about Joel's 1990s crack-like addiction to Laserdiscs. But does a large collection of classic films and cartoons on the now-defunct format equal a big eBay payday in 2009? Comedian and eBay expert, Steve Bills stops by to evaluate Joel's collection, and let him know if there's a trip to the bank, or a trip to the dumpster in his future. Also, Playboy hits an all-time low, Perez Hilton is an asshole, and Ed McMahon is laughing all the way to his grave. Right click here to download - 78 minutes, 36 megs OR press the play button below and listen right now:

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