Series 3 VOD 6[2:49 Quicktime MOV; 81 mb]If I were playing within the construct I unofficially had, this one would have been a minute - but not more than 1:59 - in duration. But I forgot. I would tell you what happens when they can't get any smaller, but I forgot to tell you.thebestpodcastyouhave.com

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Series 3 VOD 5[2:55 Quicktime MOV; 92 mb]They are getting shorter because my days feel shorter. Nothing that can be said here is novel enough.thebestpodcastyouhave.com

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Series 3 VOD 4[3:36 Quicktime MOV; 88 mb]Small one for your puffy cheeks.thebestpodcastyouhave.com

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Series 3 VOD 3[4:05 Quicktime MOV; 225 mb]We started this one today as an experiment to see if we could finish this one today...that's why its short. Because today is almost over. N'est-ce pas?thebestpodcastyouhave.com

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Series 3 VOD 2[5:47 Quicktime MOV; 264 mb]So we're elitists - we don't care how large the files are, we demand A MINIMUM OF...noise and, erm, rogue pixels. The California footage is now officially exhausted. We say "vod" as in "vid pod". Not everything in this one is original. Some screams, some strings. I'm sure I forgot to mention someone. To start borrowing in Episode Two bodes well, no? I think we'll keep these short, as the gulfstreams blow up their hairs.

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Series 3 VOD 1[6:36 Quicktime MOV; 147 mb]Because we are so damn keen, you may now begin your courtship with our flagship. This should take you five minutes to download. We say "vod" as in "vid pod". Everything in it is original and/or free to use. I think we'll keep them this short as the winds blow up their gales.

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Series 2 Episode 9: "The Night We Called It A Day"[9:00.15 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length. Video podcast arrives in 2009.

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Series 2 Episode 8: "Abbey Alzey"[9:00.25 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 2 Episode 7: "Famuus"[9:02.30 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 2 Episode 6: "Disemboweled Noetics"[9:18.04 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 2 Episode 5: "Vibrofile"[9:17.33 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 2 Episode 4: "Chit"[9:00.63 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 2 Episode 3: "Are You Looking For Anything Specific?"[9:15.02 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 2 Episode 2: "4-Eyed Queen"[9:00.39 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 2 Episode 1: "Call Acknowledged"[9:02.10 256 kbps MP3; 17 mb]A couple of months after Hornet Montana and friends finished the first series of thirteen thirteen-minute episodes, there arose a desire to produce more organic fare. And so were born these nine nine-minute episodes of very specific length.

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Series 1 Episode 13: "Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 12: "The Joys of Jury Duty"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 11: "Pervading Peace"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 10: "Bloody C.R.W."[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 9: "Flies"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 8: "Bubs and Muss Went Flexing"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 7: "What Will Happen"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 6: "Frill Ja"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...

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Series 1 Episode 5: "News Feed"[13:00; 256 kbps MP3; 23 mb]Hornet Montana and friends present this august chestnut which signaled the dawn of the end of innocence. This series prompted one blog to christen our heroes "the leading executors of youth abuse". The first run of 13 minute episodes ARGUABLY stands as a critique of SOMETHING modern, so it liberally borrows from the scions of American culture - and for that, our heroes apologize heroically. The ringleader is Hornet Montana, and his frequent collaborators that he pestered into collaborating were people who have these websites: myspace.com/prettynicehaircut, kenwalz.com, myspace.com/heavymetalelvis, and blog.swanfungus.com...NOTE: I chopped a certain broadcaster up to make him sound perverted at the beginning. His Limbaugh-like delivery is, well, humorous...

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