The effects of Time Travel have started to rot the stomachs of our two heroes. In an attempt to get the Time Cooler back, Mantooth and Orange have kidnapped a young Paulington, threatening to kill him and make Future Paulington nothing but a memory lost to the paradoxes of Time. While they await their ransom payment, they watch and comment on Danny Devito's Comedy Classic "RUTHLESS PEOPLE". Too bad traipsing backwards through the Box Office Season has left their brains scrambled. Running time is 96 minutes. Date on the Cooler is set at June 27th, 1986 where newcomer "RUTHLESS PEOPLE" drew in $5,274,306 at the box office to become the number 4 film of the week, coming in behind second week #1 hold over "Karate Kid II" (see last week's Soju show), three week holdover "Back To School" (see our Soju show from 2 weeks ago), and 2nd week holdover Legal Eagles.

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With their Time Cooler on the fritz, B. Alan and Mantooth camp out at the Ol’ Spooky Mantooth Estate Circa 1986. In a scenario reminiscent of this month’s “Lake House”, they use the near-by mailbox in a means to contact themselves. Things don’t work out quite as they’d planned when a giant rodent appears bearing Mantooth’s DNA and one very “dire” story about the future of MANKIND! It seems that re-watching “Karate Kid 2” has set the apocalypse directly into play. Running time is 121 minutes. Date on the Cooler is set at June 20th, 1986 where “Karate Kid 2” drew in $12,652,336 at the box office to become the number 1 film of the week, beating out newcomer “Legal Eagles” and second week hold over “Back to School”.

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Our Soju Army is going back twenty years into the Past to track the top box office draws from the summer of 1986. Each new commentary will match the number one film of the week on the exact day of its release. How is this possible? Simple, Mantooth and Orange managed to create a time machine out of a Coleman's Beer Cooler (fueled by tasty hops, no less). So, grab one of the handles and holler as these kids trip back through film history... Today, B. Alan Orange & Mantooth ditch Paulington a week in the past to visit Seann’s old High School in Pullman, Washington. Blasting into the Cafeteria, they happen upon Little Seanny Mantooth sitting by himself, studying the script to next week’s big high school play (which he is an understudy for). Under the guise of Film Executives, the Soju Boys proceed to show Young Seanny the film “Back to School” to get his “feedback” on the just released comedy. During the screening they serve (the then 15 year old) Mantooth his very first beer, thus dooming his future life forever! Whoops…Running time is 100 minutes. Date on the Cooler is set at June 13th, 1986 where “BACK TO SCHOOL” drew in $8,881,035 at the box office to become the number 1 film of the week, beating out other newcomer “Ferris Bueller's Day Off ” and five week hold over “Top Gun”.

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Our Soju Army is going twenty years into the Past to track the top box office draws from the summer of 1986. Each new commentary will match the number one film of the week on the exact day of its release. How is this possible? Simple, Mantooth and Orange managed to create a time machine out of a Coleman’s Beer Cooler. Grab the handle and holler as these kids trip back through film history...Today, B. Alan Orange, Mantooth, and Paulington find themselves battling hookers and drug addicts to get to the future site of the ARC Light Cinemas. Once there, they pay full Cinerama Dome admission price ($6.50) for matinee tickets to TOP GUN. Inside, they are joined by Navel Expert Bud, who just wants to have a beer with his friends. Running time is 115 minutes. Date on the Cooler is set at June 6th, 1986 where TOP GUN (enjoying its lucrative 4th week in release) drew in $8,231,279 at the box office to become the number 1 film of the week, beating out newcomer Raw Deal and three week hold over Cobra. Running time is 112 minutes.

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Our Soju Army is going twenty years into the Past to track the top box office draws from the summer of 1986. Each new commentary will match the number one film of the week on the exact day of its release. How is this possible? Simple, Mantooth and Orange managed to create a time machine out of a Coleman’s Beer Cooler. Grab the handle and holler as these kids trip back through film history...Today, B. Alan Orange, Mantooth, and Paulington find themselves hanging out with Sly Stallone at his private screening room in Brentwood for a special sneak peek at what is supposed to be his next big Franchise launching film: COBRA! Oh, boy, do they have some career advice for the once golden Italian Stallone…And then some! Running time is 91 minutes.

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B. ALAN, MANTOOTH, and PAULINGTON take you frame-by-frame through the highest grossing comedy of 1986: POLICE ACADEMY THREE! And this time, the boys turn the movie into a musical. You can join in too. Just activate the subtitles and sing along. It’s Commentary Karaoke. Running time is 84 minutes.

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B. ALAN Orange and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the Empire Strikes Back of Cornpone Cinema: HILLBILLYS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE! The boys take it out in the Holler for this Ferlin Husky masterpiece from the late Sixties. They are joined by Billy Tucker, Hilljack on loan from the Ozarks. Best bust out that Shine, this here’s a rollickin’ good time, ya’ll! Running Time is 88 minutes.

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B. ALAN and PAULINGTION take you frame-by-frame through the 1978 Nazi-Jew Cult Classic: THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL! With Mantooth MIA in Californ-I-A, Paulington emerges from obscurity with special guest Neo-Nazi Professor Lucious Reichtlung in-tow. Listen as they mock the on-screen death of Rabbi Guttenberg while chomping on some deep fried pork rinds. This particular commentary is not for the sensitive at heart. It just may offend even the most jaded, hateful individuals. Blacks, Jews, Gays, Germans, Nazis, Mexicans, Asians, Truck Drivers, and White People in general probably shouldn’t listen. But, hey…It’s all in good fun! Running time is 128 minutes.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through James Gunn’s directorial Debut: SLITHER! The boys gather up there PSP and a bootleg of the “still in theaters” cult classic Slither, heading over to the Drawing Room Bar in Los Angeles at 6 am for a live free-for-all commentary. Listen as the early morning Barflies join in with their take on the film. It’s a good one. Running time is 127 minutes.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the most fag-centric cowboy movie ever made: Brokeback Mountain! After receiving multiple cease and desist orders from the film studio, the boys finally convince Ang Lee to drop the charges and join them for this very FEY episode of Soju After Movie. Running time is 127 minutes.

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B. ALAN Orange and his cat FONTAIN take you frame-by-frame through Mel Gibson’s notorious biblical epic: THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST! Left alone in his room because the rest of the Soju Army chickened out, B. Alan calls known Satanist Gil Brooks and Religious Professor William Daku to get there take on one of the most controversial films in the last few years. Running time is 124 minutes.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through Richard Pryor's most famous drug hallucination: SUPERMAN III! The boys are joined by crew members currently working on the SUPERMAN SPECIAL EDITION DVD BOX SET to be released this summer in conjunction with SUPERMAN RETURNS. Running time is 126 minutes.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through Curtis Hanson's chick flick: IN HER SHOES! The boys are joined by World Famous Male Chauvinist Johnny Slopes, who has been kicked out of three theaters on the East Coast for heckling gyno-centric theatrical fare. Join the Party as Cameron Diaz and he Fat Pig on-screen sister are ripped a new hole. Running time is 132 minutes.

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Offering up a belated eulogy, B. ALAN and MANTOOTH pay tribute to both Don Knotts and Darren McGavin by taking you frame-by-frame through their collaborative effort: No Deposit No Return! The Soju Army decides to kick back and watch as these two luminaries attempt to get into heaven. It's got kidnapping, Car Chases, and hot babes in school girl uniforms. Thanks Disney! Running time is 2 hours.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through this special green-tinted treat: LEPRECHAUN 4 - IN SPACE! The Soju Army are coming at you live from the Comedy Car Hole on this very special St. Patrick's Day with Comedian Patty O' Shizzle, a Rep from Lion's Gate, and Warwick Davis in tow. Running time is 98 minutes.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through Disney's PG Rated Kiddy Flick: Midnight Madness! The Soju Army is joined by Sir Douglas P. Wincy Wancy, head of the Micheal J. Fox Fan Club (Charter 310). He takes our boys on a fun trip through Fox's movie debut.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the #1 Horror Sequel of Last Year: Saw 2! Oh, Yes. There will be Blood...and drugs. And Booze. Join the Soju Army as they corral both Saw 2's Stunt Coordinator and The On-Set Caterer into a heated conversation about the most popular horror franchise of the new millinium. Running time is 97 minutes.

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B. ALAN, MANTOOTH, SPOOKER, and "THE HO" take you frame-by-frame through the Return of the Jedi of Corey Flicks: Dream a Little Dream! Join the Soju Army as they stumble back from the bar drunk and ready to watch a little Haim on Feldman action.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through Clint Eastwood's bare-knuckled monkey sequel: Any Which Way You Can! Join the Soju Army as they drink a lot of beer and laugh at a long-since dead Orangutan. Running time is 94 minutes.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through Wes Craven's classic comic book adaptation: Swamp Thing! Join the Soju Army as they cheer a clump of weeds and puke upon seeing Barbeau's BTs. Running time is 94 minutes.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the must see B-Movie classic: Hard Rock Zombies! Join the Soju Army as they scoff through 90 minutes of Nazi Midgets and Living Dead Rockers. Running time is 101 min.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through Hal Needham's classic car chase movie: The Cannonball Run! Join the Soju Army as they watch Burt Reynolds lose to a girl in this cult favorite from 1981. Running time is 101 min.

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B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the very last (yeah, right) Godzilla movie ever: Godzilla Final Wars! Along for the ride is World Renowned Godzilla Expert Barry S. Goldberg, Esq.

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B. Alan and Mantooth discuss the upcoming third season of Soju. What to expect and what not to expect in the coming months. Recorded late in the wee hours of the night, this drunken duo pontificate on everything from Lincoln's Father to lighting your hair on fire. It's sure to be a fun, scary trip!

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