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I think I'm the weisenheimer.

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An ode to Richard Dawkins.

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Thomas Aquinas, eat your heart out.

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No hair going up means levitation is real.

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A free PDF of Seth Harwood shakin' 'em down.

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Dear Ryan, Won't you tell me the story of John DeLorean?

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Who farted? Was that you, listeners?

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Dude, where's my automobile?

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Soccergirl interviews Seth Harwood

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Happy belated Valentine's Day, listeners!

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You can play it for your friends or rub it on one of those new-fangled compact disks.

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I gave her a poon job

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Christ Allegory, Masturbation Reference, Top Secret Document, Car Bicycle Chase

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On behalf of my hard working brothers and sisters of letters

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The Interviews

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The Geriatric Bugaloo

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Why the Canadian Thanksgiving is lamer than the Original Thanksgiving which everybody knows was made in America

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Remember folks, mutual stalking is a victimless crime.

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Ouch! Right on the nog

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Welcome to the 24th century, Soccergirl!

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Hello! Hola? Speaka the English?

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Get that queef monkey off my frequency!

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