Welcome to episode 2 of The All New General Hospital Podcast. This week's episode is all about beastiality and General Hospital recaps for the week ending 11/9/07, as the "terror" brought on by a senior citizen continues. I have to apologize that the sound is kinda shitty at best. It is still audible, but the sound quality will improve over the weeks as I get back into the swing of thing. I also promise more General Hospital bits, in addition to the recaps. Until then, keep your powder dry, you bitches.

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Hi folks. It's me, The Virus, returning to the world of podcasts! I present to you the All New General Hospital Podcast. The ONLY General Hospital podcast in all of the internet! I just decided to start doing these a-gain on Thursday-ish so i just threw this one together. Had a bunch of technical difficulties, but it's completely audible. Episode one features an update/get to know of the current characters on the show. I then, of course, run down this past week's episodes (the week ending 11/2/07). So, over the coming weeks, I will make tweaks and such and in a few, we should have a good podcast going. Like always, you can always contact me at ghpodcast@yahoo.com with questions, comments and hatred. You can also visit www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast. So keep tuning in. I'll get this sh*t going again!

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Two weeks in a row! Do you believe that, gang? Well, welcome back to another edition of, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital". This week is part 2 of our 25th episode special. We look back at the first 13 shows and next week, we'll finish up with shows 14-24. Of course, we also hit on the recaps of General Hospital for the week ending Friday, August 4, 2006. So sit back, relax and enjoy the new and improved, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital", biatch!!! And finally, you can always hit me at GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM.

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If I have to deal with another fucking paparazzi gittin' all up in my grill, askin me questions about my fucking personal life and why I haven't podcasted, I'm gonna shit! Yes, literally! I've had a nervous stomach the last 12 weeks or so. Very volatile downstairs, if you catch my drift. Anyways, I'm back again with another brand new edition of, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital". Since this is my comeback show, I broke it into two episodes. This week we will look back at podcast-past and listen to some favorite bits. We will also summarize the episodes of General Hospital for the week ending July the 28th, 2006. The Virus will be back next week with part 2 of episode 25. Until then, stay the fuck away from me or email me at GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. And I'm out.....

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(This week's episode of, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital" is aka "Getting Real With The Virus", or, "Cummin Clean With The Virus"). Happy Padres Day, gang. Just a real quick, VERY shitty episode for ya, but it will serve as THE LAST of the shit because next week, it will be the beginning of THE SHIT episodes. Yes, The Virus has fallen on some hard times, but he is getting some kick ass pod producing equipment that will make you want to wipe yourself with these first 24.5 podcasts of Sex, Drugs, Violence and General Hospital. So listen to this and get yourself ready for next week - the new beginning - my birthday show - the 25 episode! Oh yeah, keep on sending in your emails to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM, aight?

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I HATE you, Georgie and Dillon! Hate! Anyways, Merry Memorial Day weekend, folks! Welcome to another edition of, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital". This week, we're covering the episodes for the week ending Friday, May 26, 2006. Actually, it was quite a shitty week on the episode, but there were at least a few bright spots that caught my attention. Keep your Virus-mail coming into GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. As I say on the podcast, I will be away for the next two or three weeks. SO, you can expect the next podcast earliest, June 11, latest, June 18. Don't get skin cancer in the meantime - it's still early in the summer!

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Hi there, gang. I am so fucking tired - pardon the language - it's unreal. Welcome to another edition of, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital". This week we recap the episodes from the week ending Friday, May 19, 2006. My dogs have to go shit now so I'm going to tend to them instead of typing this summary. Your loss is my guess. Keep YOUR shit coming to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM, or head over to www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast. I'll be back next week - stay golden.

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Happy Mother's Day, y'all!!! Two weeks in a row!!! Honestly, I don't know how I did it - still am feeling very "off". I want to apologize for another half-assed edition of, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital". I'm still in a bit of a funk creatively, but I WILL come out of it and the show will be kick ass again!! Anyways, this week we cover the episodes for the week ending Friday, May 12, 2006. My stomach hurts and I'm hungry so I'm not typing much more. Continue to send in your emails to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM, and for show companions, updates and more, check out www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast. 5000.

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Without further to do, let me proudly re-introduce myself - I AM THE VIRUS AND I AM BACK! Shit has hit the fan in my life (I have though found some reasons to get out of bed in the morning and not go straight into a noose), but I have remained loyal (or unhealthily addicted) to General Hospital. Treat this edition of "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital" as a bring-you-up-to-speed episode to the episodes of General Hospital ending Friday, May 5. Next week, back to the regular, ol' show - Virusmail, another edition of The Virus In Port Charles, recap of The First Annual General Hospital Battle To The Death Tournament, a NEW feature and of course, your recaps. Until then, continue to send questions, comments, etc to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. Stay alive until next weekend is my advice.

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The General Hospital Battle To The Death Tournament Finals are upon us!!!! I can't even explain and I won't. Tune in and listen for yourself. Also on this week's show is the General Hospital recap for the week ending Friday, March 17, 2006. This week's episode is centered around The Battle, but I'll be back next week with a regular ol' show - though I will either be naked, on the toilet or extremely drunk while podcasting. The choice is yours. Send in your votes for The Listener's Choice Podcast, and also your email, to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. Also, visit the site, www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast, for podcast episode companions, as well as updates. Have a nice week and burn in hell, as well. Love, The Virus

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Ughhh. This could have been SO much better. I did all this special shit behind the scenes after I recorded the podcast and then.....something fucked up. I mean, if it was a person who did this to me and not the program, I'd have their families killed. I'm really disappointed in myself. You have my word that if I don't stick a shotgun in my mouth after loading this latest podcast, I'll be back next week with a much better product. Welcome to another edition of, "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital", covering the episodes for the week ending Friday, March 10, 2006. I've been fucking ill so pardon me. The General Hospital Battle To The Death Tournament voting has been extended until next week when we will be having a super-show, built around the finals. The following week will be the Listener's Choice Episode. Keep sending your votes to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. I'll be in touch and check out www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast for updates and show companions. Sorry if I disappointed any of you this week, but really, blow me, if you feel that way. You selfish, motherf........

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Just listen to the fucking podcast - do I really have to summarize it?! Navigate to WWW.MYSPACE.COM/GENERALHOSPITALPODCAST for this week's podcast's companion. We're covering the week ended Friday, March 3, 2006. Keep sending in your emails/thoughts/votes to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. I'll see you next week with a special podcast for THE FINAL BATTLE: GENERAL HOSPITAL FIGHT TO THE DEATH TOURNAMENT. I hate you. Love, The Virus

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Alright, finally, I'm back. Good for you, I say. Welcome back to another edition of "Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital". This week's show will be recapping the week ending February 24, 2006. Let me warn you, there is a bit of a sexy scene in this week's podcast and I'd suggest to the fellas listening to fasten on a jimmy or two. Ladies, perhaps throw a pillow betwixt your thighs. Just some tips and advice, but do whatever works for you. Anways, enjoy the show and keep sending your mindless shit into GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. You can also visit www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast for more show info. See you next week, you pimples.

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I'm so high.....on Chik-Fil-A. Man, that is The shit, that stuff is. I hope I get to eat that on the day I die!! (INSERT PRAYER). Welcome to another edition of Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital, with your host, me, The Virus. This week I'm here to recap the week ending February 10, 2006. We got Daytime Emmy nominations, Virus-mail, recaps and most importantly, the results to the voting of Round One of the General Hospital Fight To The Death Tournament. Keep sending your nonsense to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.com or check out www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast. See your asses next week.

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Super Bowl Sunday is here!! Ah, the bloody marys are going to be flowing shortly and then moving onto some fine brew! Was still able to crank out another edition of Sex, Drugs, Violence & General Hospital for the week ending February 3, 2006. (Oh, Happy Black History Month, by the way!). Anyways, I've started to build a MySpace site for the show. You can access it at: http://www.myspace.com/generalhospitalpodcast The site will have weekly updates and such regarding the show and any other interesting stuff I feel like posting. Again, it's a work in progress, but I pledge that cool shit will be happening soon. Trust me, bitches. Trust me. Enjoy this week's show and check out the site and drop your emails to GHPODCAST@YAHOO.COM. I leave you with this piece of wisdom I learned from a great movie - a dirty bird shits in it's own nest. Think about it.

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Welcome back.....to me! Was on hiatus last week - a little border dispute with our friends to the south of the border. Anyways, The Virus is back with your General Hospital recap for the week ending January 27, 2006. This week we kick off our special General Hospital Wrestlemania Wrestling Challenge. Two sixteen person tournaments (mens and womens brackets) consisting of the General Hospital cast in a winner take all, fight to the death, fantasy tournament. Who will win? Check out the first round match-ups and submit your votes to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. Keep on sending in your email, as well. I'll be addressing those on next week's episode. Until then, enjoy this one, you selfish pricks!

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Happy Birthday, MLK!! You're the man!! Welcome back to another edition of Sex, Drugs, Violence and General Hospital. This week's show covers the week ended January 13, 2006. It's a little bit sloppy, but what are you gonna do, ya know? Sometimes it just gets sloppy.....Anyways, Sonny's member is quickly gaining entrance to Emily's entrance. He can practically smell the desperation in her vagina. So, enjoy this week's podcast and keep your weird shit coming to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. I'll try and get back to you.

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Folks, I am saddened to say that I have learned that I am sick. The doctors that I have been seeing say that my outlook is not good and I should really try and rest and enjoy my remaining days. It's really depressing and I can barely get out of bed......Nah, just kidding! I'm totally fine!! Just got a bunch of shit going on in my life, slowing the output of the podcast. Still, I wanted to throw something out there for y'all. This is quite an abbreviated episode, recapping the week ending January 6, 2006. I am just free-ballin' and spit-ballin' today, but I will be back NEXT Tuesday (no, not this coming one, you fucking moron!) with a FULL unt COMPLETE episode. Stick with The Virus, folks. I am the sweetest of infections. Keep yo' shit comin' to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. Oh yeah, why did the monkey fall out of the tree?.....Because he was dead.

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Merry Christmas, folks!! The Virus here with your Xmas edition of Sex, Drugs, Violence and General Hospital. This week's special edition not only covers the week ending December 16, 2005, but also includes some very special holiday treats for your sick minds. The Russian also makes a special appearance for a segment. I might take next sunday (Xmas) off to recognize JC's birthday, but look for the special New Year's Edition of the show. It should be coming either next week or the following. Until then, keep that shit coming to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. We'll be getting back to fan mail soon enough. Have a safe holiday and remember to wipe that egg nog from your lips - it looks like you just gave your buddy a blowjob.

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Oh F! You again?? Dude, wash you ass or close your legs - it stinks. Well, while you're here, check out the latest edition of the General Hospital recap, covering the week ending December the 9th, 2005. If you have any questions, or comments, or concerns, or tips, or hate speech, send it my way to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. But seriously though, you do stink - that's why my eye is tearing - it has nothing to do with the dimishing Native American population - I can't believe you'd even bring that up!!!

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Oh, hello there. You must be here for the General Hospital recap for the week ending December 2, 2005. I am not at the top of my game this week. The Virus has a virus and feel like shit. I had The Russian on to lend me a hand though. Enjoy and keep those questions/comments/hate coming to ghpodcast@yahoo.com (and then go wash your ass....it is filthy!).

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The Russian is coming! The Russian is coming! What up, peeps? I got The Russian in studio this week helping me bring you another edition of the one and only General Hospital week in review podcast. We're covering the week ending November 18, 2005, so get your shit together and enjoy the episode. Keep them emails coming to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. Happy Thanksgiving. Don't catch bird flu.

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The Russian is coming! The Russian is coming! What up, peeps? I got The Russian in studio this week helping me bring you another edition of the one and only General Hospital week in review podcast. We're covering the week ending November 18, 2005, so get your shit together and enjoy the episode. Keep them emails coming to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. Happy Thanksgiving. Don't catch bird flu.

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Good morning, folks. I am back this week recapping the week in General Hospital, ending 11-12-2005. I'm "free-ballin" this week, so I apologize, but I wanted to get you wonderful pricks something to chew on til next week. I'm shooting to be back next weekend, featuring a guest appearance by The Russian. I will be giving her a survey and she will also take part in the re-enactment of a scene from the show for the week gone by. See you muther-f'ers then. Stay golden! Oh yeah, send you questions, comments and hate to ghpodcast@yahoo.com.

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Congratulations to the best team in major league baseball - my beloved Chicago White Sox. Fine job, men. Fine job. Anyways, another edition of THE General Hospital podcast. A bit of a longer show, but BETTER, I think. Keep those fucking emails coming to ghpodcast@hotmail.com. Oh yeah, this is the recap for the week ending, Friday, October the 28th. Enjoy!

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Fucking Sox Rule!!!! A great day to be a Chicagoan. Sox are up 1 game to none over the Astros!! Anyhoo, great week of GH, folks. Maybe one of the best in a long time. I found I wasn't frustrated as much, nor claiming how much I hate the program. I was purty drunk tonight so sorry if I rambled a bit - I think I did okay though. Keep those great fan/hate mails coming in to ghpodcast@yahoo.com!!!!

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Yo peeps, I'm back and mein ass is black. No, just kidding, but I'm trying to be "creative". All new episode for week ending 10/14/05. I gotta new style and sleaker look for y'all this time and hopefully, going forward. Unfortunately, no sex on this week's episodes. SO put your tissues or c-rag down and just enjoy this week's episode "dry". Again, write in when you can (ghpodcast@yahoo.com) - great emails read this episode. Later, bitches.

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Hi GH peeps! This is not a full episode this week. In fact, it is only 3 minutes long. The show is going under a COMPLETE re-construction. You will see, on the next GH podcast, the show will be quite streamlined, raunchier, guests, new features and fan mail. I'm telling you, you don't want to miss this. SO check back in on Sunday, October 9 and I promise your GH world will never be the same. Until then, keep it safe and wear protection.

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Hi, you f*ck sticks! Sorry, I am gone this week - off to the 14th Annual Vernon City Poop Shoot Off. My guest host, The Jerk, will satisfy all your General Hospital needs for the week ending Friday, September the 23, 2005. I'll be back next week - with hopefully no lumps on mein sack and clean hands. Enjoy this week's edition!

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Hi, you f*ck sticks! Sorry, I am gone this week - off to the 14th Annual Vernon City Poop Shoot Off. My guest host, The Jerk, will satisfy all your General Hospital needs for the week ending Friday, September the 23, 2005. I'll be back next week - with hopefully no lumps on mein sack and clean hands. Enjoy this week's edition!

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Yo peeps. Another edition of the General Hospital week in review. I hope you enjoy and again, I promise to get better, fuckers!! Keep them emails coming to ghpodcast@yahoo.com. I appreciate any comments and especially love hate mail!!

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In the first episode, I provide a primer to the ABC soap opera, "General Hospital", and what to expect in upcoming episodes. Since this is the first episode, it is kinda rough (always gonna be crude though!). Bare with me, peeps! I swear to smooth things out.

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