SERIES FINALE!Featuring: Secaucust, starring Buttles(recorded at the Super 8 in Groton, CT; Custy's in N. Stonington, CT; Foxwoods in Mashantucket, CT)In this episode: casino hookage, barely legal seafood, cornhole forecasts, all you can beat, asexuality confirmed, a recipe for Dan on Tap, motel abortions, feeling Groton, Chinese boggling, and Buttles challenges a champion cock.Links:Custy's InternationalMohegan Sun Hotel Casino & Entertainment John Fogerty - Mohegan Sun Set ListFoxwoods Resort CasinoEl Pollo Loco Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken Challenge Press ReleaseMusic:"Get By" by Farewell RedemptionIntro Music: "Smorgasbord aka All You Can Eat" by Man Bites GodOutro Music: "Goodbye, Good Luck, Good Riddance" by Joel Lightman BandAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Desolate METROPOLISLove Long and ProsperLife on TapDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-12-07.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: The Return of FudgeThemsSpecial Guest: LaawaarisIn this episode: morning hummer, touched by a Beatle, anal sandwich, Buttles repellent, roadwhacking, outsourced family, immigrant embezzlement, wedding crashing, reception tailgating, Laawaaris pitches a tent, and a fast food nuptial in the making.Links:SikhismEarl of SandwichMusic:"Up Chuk Skat" by Rayko/KRBIntro Music: "Drive Across Texas" by Bob KirkpatrickOutro Music: "So Sick" by J-LaaAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcast Mentioned:scriggityDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-11-30.mp3

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Live from The New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek Convention: Secaucus, NJGuest Co-Hosts: Dan on Tap and ButtlesSpecial Guest: NextJenFeaturing Segments by: Dan and Cj from Love Long and Prosper and Sy-FiSpecial Thanks to DantholIn this episode: urine transporters, action figure cleavage, The Borg v. 9/11, dog bites fan, Xena's cool-whipped tits, guessing Dan on Tap's race, Nimoy on vinyl, double bagging, sword polishing tips, and Buttles ponders auctioning off his maidenhead.Links:STARTREK.COMThe New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek ConventionSTARTREK.COM Message Board - Convention Feedback ThreadMemory Alpha - Star Trek WikiStar Trek: The ExperienceStar Trek EncyclopediaStar Trek: Fan Collective - Time Travel DVDMusic:"She Make It So" by Warp 11Intro Music: "Devil In Jersey City" by Coheed and CambriaOutro Music: "Tits and Champagne" by The JonesesIntro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkHot Star Trek Romances:Trip and T'PolTroi and WorfYar and DataCool Alien Races:KlingonsCardassiansRomulansTribblesAndoriansTaloriansVulcansThe QTrillsThe BorgHot Women:Majel Barrett-RoddenberryTerry FarrellNicole de BoerGates McFaddenMarina SirtisJeri RyanDiana MuldaurAshley JuddCelebrity Appearances Mentioned:Bobby ClarkKate MulgrewSuzie PlaksonJoanne LinvilleWilliam ShatnerEpisodes and Movies Mentioned:The CageArenaThe Trouble With TribblesStar Trek II: Wrath of KhanStar Trek III: The Search for SpockStar Trek IV: The Voyage HomeStar Trek: First ContactTrials and Tribble-ationsPodcasts Mentioned:Life on TapLove Long and ProsperDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-11-23.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: The Return of JDawg from QueensSpecial Guests: Stephanie and The RockIn this episode: starting young with crystal Steph, Dookie Howser, KFedUp, jungle gym, Saget worship, rape nuts, tubhumping, Lost encounters, Brangelina's holes, and a chat with an overgrown Ethel Merman ogre.Links:"Danny Tanner is Not Gay" - Bob SagetRollin' with SagetEthel Merman - IMDB entryMusic:"Beautiful Drive" by Tara Leigh CobbleIntro Music: "Amtrek" by Big George Jackson Blues BandOutro Music: "Little Girl" by The Ukulele Hipster KingsAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-11-16.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: The Return of Laawaaris from HoustonIn this episode: Thriller goes Bollywood, Halloween pimpin', rickshaw rage, porn blues, family friends that fuck, tasting thyself, hybrid efficiency, rank cheerleading, racist bumperstickers, road head rides again, and an anatomical exploration of the hair downstairs. Links:Indian ThrillerYAO Restaurantphun.orgCensorship in IndiaMusic:"Damage" by Tara Leigh CobbleIntro Music: "Hoe Bots" by StinkarelliOutro Music: "I eat pussy baby, every day" by Snowball JohnnyAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcast Mentioned:Life on TapDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-11-02.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Danthol from Love Long and ProsperIn this episode: genocidal home hints, vaginal landmarks, preggers sex, marvel masturbation, vomiting nicotine, tittyfucking pop art, randy piety, mermaid menage à trois, sexing The Simpsons, roach buffet, and slamming little ophan Annie at the drive-in.Links:Carpet beetleMammary intercoursePolly the Insulting ParrotMusic:"Fuck You" by The Brother MachineIntro Music: "Bionic Vagina" by Baron Von LichtensteinOutro Music: "Drive In Picture Show" by CraymoIntro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Love Long and ProsperSoccergirl, IncorporatedDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-10-26.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Shortie from Springfield, ILIn this episode: bar glories, fast food sexual gymnastics, vaginal maintenance, hotgluing Jesus, diabetes boner, going while coming, brown thumbs, truck stop chili, unintentional Anti-Semitism, hockey on the hood, and the JFK assassination gag reel.Links:Steak 'n ShakeJFK RELOADED (BETTER THAN THE REST)Requiem for a KennedyMusic:"Dance Under the Stars" by Peter TohIntro Music: "Dukes of Hazzard Wheres The Party At?" by Former Fat BoysOutro Music: "Keep It Clean" by Mike McGillAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Love Long and ProsperLife on TapDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-10-19.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: CMonkey from YonkersIn this episode: back door chivalry, recreational chemistry, T at twelve, getting a ghet, T.G.I. MILF, sacrifice doubles, sleepaway grope, flacid encounters, premature relief, Rocky Horror tweens, fart deposition, and the naiveté of Pee Wee Herman's spew.Links:2C-IGhetThe Rocky Horror Picture ShowMusic:Mickey AvalonShoot to Kill Music, Inc. Buy at iTunes Music Store"My Dick" by Mickey Avalon (feat. Dirt Nasty & Andre Legacy)Intro Music: "Horizontal Tango" by Roadside AttractionOutro Music: "Got To Have A Job" by Little Charlie and The NightcatsIntro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcast Mentioned:Love Long and ProsperDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-10-12.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Iron Sherv from Cambridge, MAIn this episode: Islam at the airport, lab coat pheromones, highway hookers, pussy whiskers, burka by law, Turkish anemas, driving online, raki rendezvous, Muslim in the mist, atheism unleashed, parkedhead misfire, and the A-rab is traumatized by T.Links:Anterior cruciate ligamentDrivers Ed Racing GameRakiMusic:"The Decisive Battle" by Jenova ProjectIntro Music: "Tora Tora Tora" by U.S. BombsOutro Music: "Arabu Andaluz" by Fishtank EnsembleIntro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcast Mentioned:You Are The Guest!Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-28.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: The Drunken Clam Girl from Life on TapIn this episode: HIV hypochondria, Dan on Tap's metrosexuality, rapid masturbation, driving a fat girl, food orgasms, dorm nudity, shit and tell, the art before fellatio, ankle appeal, second circumcision, and the oldest douche in Jewish history.Links:Roger Waters - The Dark Side of the Moon LiveSalvador SantanaMikvahMusic:The Women Of KerrvilleVarious ArtistsSilverwolf Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at RealNetworks / Rhapsody Buy at eMusic Buy at GroupieTunes"Christians and Pagans" by Dar WilliamsIntro Music: "You Make Me Wanna Cum" by JINX TITANICOutro Music: "I Love a Jew" by Stuckey & MurrayIntro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Life on TapscriggityBest Damn Tech Show, PeriodDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-09-21.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: FudgeUms from New JerseyIn this episode: a bastardly wet challenge, Hindu is the new Black, uber public toilets, Piss Court, ethnic vagina, paternity leave, shit comes clean, chauffeuring honkeys, ScottyJ rolls his own, ESL medals, and Ernest Borgnine's coconut fetish.Links:fudgems.comSquat ToiletErnest Borgnine - IMDBMusic:"Release Me" by Farewell RedemptionIntro Music: "When I Blow Up" by Dislocated BonerOutro Music: "Fucked Again" by Baron Von LichtensteinAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:scriggityBest Damn Tech Show, PeriodLife on TapFive QuestionsDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-09-14.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Cockback Contest WinnerIn this episode: Mass condoms (minus the m), tight orange A, Britney's Irish twins, KFed-Up, John Mayer's weiner, lofty wood, bagging a muppet, customer cervix, bleeding for T, Anakin impressions, golden rivers, and ScottyJ cowgirls up to his own damn question.Links:Hooters Employee HandbookPizza Hut MenuMuppet WikiNew York Blood CenterMusic:"I'm Single" by Deirdre FlintIntro Music: "Fuck Yourself" by VPROutro Music: "Drink, Fight, and Fuck" by The EroticsAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Life on Tap"The Fix" on NBXDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-09-05.mp3

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Featuring: BusHeads, starring Buttles(recorded at Tanglewood - Lenox, MA)In this episode: the Arthur Ashe Confederacy, riding the wave of whitey, Highwood Club rejects, female urinal prototypes, golf cart assassination, banging Jedi, Natalie Portman was hot at 12, more a cockapella, TSA gets all up in my ass, and James Earl Jones is completely shitfaced.Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest! Polls close on Monday, August 28th at 11:59 PM EDT.Links:Tanglewood Campus MapJohn WilliamsStar Wars musicSteve & Barry'sCoke BlaKMusic:"Bunker Buster" by 37HzIntro Music: "Get Fuckin fucked" by Chachi On AcidOutro Music: "If Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff" by Lynn JULIAN aka CookieCutterGirlAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Life on TapSwingercastDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-08-22.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Dick Cameo from TaxachusettsIn this episode: dykes v. my dad, Greyhound reeks of pussy, Custy's fulfilled, pounding Massholes, Rhode Island is the new Kuwait, carbonated terrorism, devastating AOL searches, Frosty fellatio, crosstown cuss, and Stephen Hawking's sweet ride chooses A.Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!Links:AirTroductionsBecky HammondCusty's Nordic LodgeAOL Keyword SearchesStephen HawkingMusic:"First of May" by Jonathan CoultonIntro Music: "Shady" by Rayko/KRBOutro Music: "Sex-O-Matic" by PsykosoulIntro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcast Mentioned:Happy House of HentaiDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-08-15.mp3

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Featuring: RoadHeads, starring Dan on Tap (recorded en route to Hartford, CT)In this episode: British dining etiquette, yearbook foiblows, Dan taps Scarlett, Buttles lands on Martha, sandwich technique, cheeky alternatives, grope therapy, staged racial harmony, a cockapella, and the last stop in bodily functions.Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!Links:Prince JefriNew England Dodge Music CenterDave Matthews Band Setlists (Select Jul 29 2006 New England Dodge Music Center)The Big Lebowski - Fucking Short VersionCock SauceMusic:"Death of Democracy" by 37HzIntro Music: "Show Me Your Tits" by The Killer Kona BudsOutro Music: "BRANGELINA!" by Ric SeabergAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Life on TapHappy House of HentaiDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-08-08.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: JDawg from QueensLive from the Days Inn: Shrewsbury, MAIn this episode: jetBlues, humping the Jertz, these are the Days, Depot thoughts, Ted Williams' anus, human stains, Sushi v. Sex, porn night, the quief fairy, scent of an asshole, LIRRrrrrrr, and Lance Bass finally becomes an honest fag.Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!Links:Days InnHofstra UniversityLong Island Rail RoadMy Odeo Channel (odeo/c1e15c6f00c8eaf9)Music:"Food" by Deirdre FlintIntro Music: "Hershey Highway" by Neil SmithOutro Music: "Anything Goes" by Art LintonAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcast Mentioned:Life on TapDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-08-01.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: BabyMo from Massachusetts (our first female!)In this episode: love at the urinal, the kiss of epilepsy, five for flirting, hooters on Hooters, cheesecake a la Buttles, KFed's Ex, Jennifer Aniston isn't our Friend, getting a Prince William, and the greatest ass in American History.Links:Hooters MastercardKevin FederlineCold Stone CreameryMusic:"Boob Fairy" by Deirdre FlintIntro Music: "Vagina" by The Killer Kona BudsOutro Music: "The Toilet Song" by Tí Trá Lí MediaAll music courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcast Mentioned:The Mep ReportDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-07-20.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Laawaaris, live via satellite from HoustonIn this episode: flirting in tongues, baudy bachelorettes, twisted tales from the second generation, Social Darwinism at the cost of the perfect position, razor love, driving tips for the mentally ill, and the culture shock of shit.Links:Keeley HazellHeadOnMusic:"Bordeaux" by the shapes, courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkIntro Music: "Bust a Nut" by Dislocated BonerPodcasts Mentioned:The Wicked Good PodcastDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-07-14.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Buttles from BostonIn this episode: Burger (fuc)King, sweltering in Madonna's Garden, asylum from luxury, bitter fruit borne from a familiar bush, A of a different shade, thoughts from the bowl, Operation Moderation, and how Stephen Stills cured AIDS. Links:Official Fleshlight WebsiteMusic:"She's So Mature" by The Daily PravdaIntro Music: "Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook, courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkPodcasts Mentioned:Soccergirl, IncorporatedThe Wicked Good PodcastLife on TapDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-07-06.mp3

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Guest Co-Host: Dan on Draft from JerseyIt's the first episode of the Secaucast -- a full-throttle, free speech escapade of an earfuck.In this episode: why Latinos have better cable, the realm where age is beauty, how a South African dictates our summer, adventures in coming and going, and a rhetorical question of anatomical proportions.Links:Mario Cantone: Laugh WhoreNo Looking BackCusty'sMusic:"Hanging On" by Farewell Redemption, courtesy of the Podsafe Music NetworkIntro Music: "There's So Many Ways I Can Kill You" by MadsumoPodcasts Mentioned:Desolate METROPOLISThe Wicked Good PodcastExtra PointsSoccergirl, IncorporatedDirect Download: Secaucast_2006-06-28.mp3

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What the fuck is a Secaucast?Direct Download: secaucastpromo.mp3

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