This week Scott, Paul, and Dan sit down to discuss marriage.  We look into the motivations for getting married, the honest up-sides and down-sides.  We also ask for help.

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This week, Dan and I discuss heroes, and we learn just how cynical he is.

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This week we talk about those life changing moments. Big, small, and deep.  It's a little longer than I promised, but this is a good conversation.  Hope you enjoy it!206-350-8873

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SK joins us to discuss the kink scene.  Yup, What makes a person enjoy getting beaten? How about the psychological side of domination?  We scratch the surface this time, and leave plenty of marks.  Then the surface screams in pleasure, but says the safe word anyway.

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We haven't been ourselves lately.  I know.  We're sorry.  PLEASE LISTEN TO THE WHOLE FILE AND STAY SUBSCRIBED!

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Byron joins us for this one.  It's the end of an era.  A very geeky era.

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Scott Rambles a bit, shrimp and breastmilk make and appearance.  Then Scott stops for a shit, and we all love the LA face with the Oakland Booty.

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NO VOICEMAILS! DAMN YOU ALL!  So we play a little "Would you Rather?" and play some goofy shit.Later!  206-350-8873

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Matt joins us this week, and that leads to gay zombies.  The album art is for you guys, our listeners!

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meh. It's a cast.  Babboon Ass cover art as promised.One out of every three Texans is an idiot, and there's documented proof out there!

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This week Dawn has a bit to say, Scott has a new chair, and Caitlin has a facepalm moment.  Oh, and pig balls.  Babboon ass art next week.

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NEW INTRO! NO VOICEMAIL! SINGING MUPPETS! WHHHYYYY DON'T YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP BABY!

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We have another good cast, and for once when Caitlin isn't here, we don't rip on her... much.

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It's back.  It's a little tamer than the first, and we get to see 2girls1cup.com at the end.  BE HAPPY THIS IS AN AUDIO CAST.

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I'm a dumbass.  Full cast later this week, stay tuned.

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Stay with us to the end with this one.  Scott reaches his limit as we begin to end the cast, and things finally get good.  What kind of vehicle would you take in the Cannonball Run?

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This is the post holiday blahs.  See you on Dec. 31

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This cast is a little different.  We start with the usual stupid stories and discussions of just how dumb we can be, but stick around for the second half.  In the second part of the show, you get to see just how serious us Satyrs can be.  Hope to hear your two cents on the issue.

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Dawn just calls it in at the end.  ONE VOICEMAIL!? TURKEY CTHULU!!!

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Damn that's a long title.  It's been nearly two years, and this Thanksgiving, we hope we are providing a little rest from the family.  Thanks to everyone that has made this a great run for us, and thank you all for adding so much to our lives!  Let's go for two more years!

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I don't get it.The whole file is uploaded....I can listen to the whole file on my desktop,But..It cuts out in itunes.

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The cast returns after the great moving adventure.  It's kind of a down week, but we are getting back into the swing of things.

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This is a special re-post of the infamous "Man Cast" that we did a while back.I will warn you that this show is the ONLY episode of Satyrcast to generate quite a large amount of negative feedback.This show is not for the weak of stomache, but it was requested by more than one person who missed it the first time around, so here it is!Happy Halloween! Blessed Sambhain!  Happy "Orange and Black Day," or Harvest Festival, or whatever you happen to celebrate.The cast will return soon, as Dawn and Scott are moving TODAY! (At least, "today" as far as you know, I'm pre-posting this file.)

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VERY short show...We're taking a couple weeks off for Dawn and I to get the new Satyr studio built, and to get settled in.  Plus, it's Saimbhain, or Halloween, which is kind of a big deal for us.So, Dawn being our HPs, we are holding the ceremony here, in this shamble of a home.  Blessed be, go pick up a box and take it with you as you leave the circle.BUT: I still have some fun stuff for you this week.  An audio montage that captures the heart and soul of Satyrcast, a couple of fun songs, and I get a chance to go all goofy with the background music.Keep in touch, we'll be back soon

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Hit http://www.powunclehal.com and hit up our friend. Fun is had by all and some are had by others!  RICKROLLED BIZ-NITCHES!

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Foiled by bananas! Pet Peeves at work! Bleeding Sheep! Matt joins us this week, and the cat actually enters the room.  An update to the new Satyr household, and Dawn says lots of stuff.

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We return to talk about the new Satyr household (coming soon), entitlement, anal leakage, and chocolate.  What are your guilty pleasure foods?

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Sit and Fart in the Duck

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Everyone is back.  We come up with interesting uses for Groupers (yes, the fish) and Keilbasa sausages.

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Cait is too good for us this week, so the cat actually comes out of hiding.  Scott and Dawn look for a new Satyrhouse, and special old-skool music is played.  Also-- DRUNKEN SPARROW!

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Happy Anniversary to Scott and Dawn, we nerd out, and Scotty actually promotes an album!  Still no new mics up and running, but we'll get there soon.

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Number 90, and we all forgot.  Still, it's SK's final cast evar because she hates us now, and has gas.  Dawn goes to bed because she has an interview in the morning, and even with three voicemails we go for a long time.  Life aint too bad.  http://www.bjccreations.comStay tuned at the end of the show for a special message.http://www.jasonoblivion.com

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We're grumpy. Enjoy.

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Wow.  Stuff goes here, and I have no brain.

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We discuss children, voicemails, catch people up on the forums news, discuss odd products, and Scotty answers a musical challenge.  FUCK THE PODCAST MAFIA!  www.myspace.com/thepodcastmafia

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We hear more EMS stories, discuss awful candy, and ERIC RETURNS! YAY!  BONUS: Cait isn't here.

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This one gets a little serious. Enjoy, and call to let us know what you think!  206-350-8873

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This week we are off to a slow start, but after the songs we get on the topic of Dawn's vagina, and that always brightens things up.  We are also joined by the saviour of Satyrcamp, SK the Medic!

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Paul burns things at the end.  See you next week!

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50% of Satyrs are out of work.  The other 50% needs better jobs.  Paul just said "Get the fuck off my pants!" and I have nothing else to say.  Good 'ole Coppermop.

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We tell stories of our PSG travels, get an employment update, and pick on all of you.  This episode further proves that, though we don't have many, we have the best fans evar E V A R EVAR!  Love you all!

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Fizgig will be missed.

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It's an odd cast as we all get together for another week of randomness.  I think this is the only cast that mentions the idiot's guide to cameltoe and labial goiters in the same cast.  Do you know how to talk to your kids about drugs?

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Another good cast after we all broke our 2008 camping cherry.

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Dawn comes back from the house of mouse to join us for another week of fun.  We calm the hell down when she's here, and it shows.  Plus, bonus guitar track at the end.

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Don't Jihad us, but Dawn isn't here to keep us in check.  We get lots of voicemails, and Dawn checks in from Florida.  Then, after some musical ADD we get really bad.  The three of us would like to apologize for this one, but Satyrs apologize for nothing, so we don't.

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Beaners beware, this cast is fer us natural 'mercans.  Dawn has Ice Cream, Scott discovers his cheese, and we learn about Caitlin's three foot Beaver.

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This week we are short one Cait, but it's still a fun episode.  We learn not to piss off Paul around sandwich spread, and read some great Eulogies for everyone but Dawn.

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We talk about our funerals, pride flags, and all sorts of stuff.  What would your pride flag look like? What do you want to have happen at your funeral?  What kind of stupid shit did you do?  Why do I keep asking questions?

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All that is bad seems to happen in mid-April.  We discuss this, listen to some great voicemails, and ask for your worst customer service stories.  It's no wonder 420 is associated with pot, you have to get high to deal with this month.

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We talk about race relations in modern media, our favorite drungs, fat-asses, flying sheep, saggy balls, and fish.

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We return this week for another wacky cast.  Check out the albumart, and welcome to Vicki! woo!

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The racism returns in droves.  A 7 minute voicemail from Frosty that we all ignore, and boy howdy do we pick on the snicker-babies!

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We end with a good fart story, and a mission for our little Satyr-minions.  Dawn returns for half a cast, and Byron graces us with the presence of a wrestle-tard.

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It's three once again as life continues to conspire against us.  It's still a good week, and still a good time.  Bear with us, and keep us in your thoughts.  Oh, and pray for Luke too, he needs help.

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The winter Doldrums have hit us, and it's a three person cast this week.  BUT next week we will return with spring.  Get to downloading your favorite movies and call us!  We love you, and everyone is entitled to a slow cast from time to time.

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Fetishes, News, Voicemails, and World Domination.What would you do if you ruled the world?  What are your fetishes? WE WANT TO KNOW!  206-350-8873

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Luke joins us for this cast after stalking the house with lots of stories from across the pond.  We learn how NOT to drive, and 1:13 into it, we piss off the gay people again.

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We discuss birthdays and lots and lots of other stuff, including culinary artworks.

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The gang gets together for a dip into cartoon memory lane.  Expect more TV themed shows, cause Scotty found a bunch of theme songs.

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One of these days we will get the entire cast together.  We talk about fun times and softcore porn.  What if your bits could hold a conversation?  What would be your perfect job?  206-350-8873 (turd)

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We have a new disclaimer, talk about some more weird stuff, marvel at Power Gel, and have a relatively calm show.  Love y'all! See you next week.

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Talk of teachers, stupid commercials, and fun stuff!  Give us a call with your stories and stuff!  206-350-8873 (TURD)

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The first cast of the new year! Special Guest, and lots of crazy shit.  This is disorganized Satyrcast in the old-school style!

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http://www.hopeforaustin.org  Instead of buying us gifts this year, go and help out a local guy that has Leukemia.  Or, if you don't want to do that, then go to your favorite local charity and donate in our name!  It'll do some good and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.  Let us know you did so that you can get credit on our show!  Much love, my little minions!

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We get ready for the holidays and play the greetings that we have recieved.  Happy Holidays everyone!  We hope you survive for our New-Years Special!

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It's the stump cast cause we cut it a little short.  We give you a little shorter cast cause we are all tired, but this week we talk about more holiday stuff, Caitlin rants, and well, the women finally explain how big is too big.

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We are joined by a special guest for an extended version of Satyrcast.  It's an hour and a half of fun shit, niggersticks, and National Geographic.

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Stump Jobs, Shit Rings, and Sodomistic Priests.  These are a few of my favorite things...

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We do our best to make amends for 50, and hear from a lot of people.Plus, Nick is waiting on a Wii, the new Caitlin Simulator, and 3 tons of cocaine

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Okay, so no one sent in a happy 50th message. Thanks. You know how to contact us.

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Satyrcast 49 - The Election is ours!  We celebrate the recent tromping of the Republicans and show absolutely no political bias!   satyrcast@gmail.com smurray75@gmail.com dawnm1227@gmail.com   (206)350-TURD 8873.  Show 50! Next week!

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We hold an official press conference, come up with a new theme, and talk about more disgusting stuff.  I don't know why I keep writing in here, no one reads this.  If you do, send us an e-mail with "blarf" as the subject line.206-350-TURD (8873), Satyrcast@gmail.com

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It's a threesome this week as Paul is dead.  A very special opening, dental notes from Scotty, Gyno notes from the girls and an emergency poop to complete things!

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An extra long cast this week while we listen to the work stories and pick a winner!  Plus, fears, mad-libs, and tons of fun!  A special song for Uno this week.

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The crew is back for another week of stories and voicemails from hundreds of people!  It's the first of our work stories, some stories of psycho exes, and some random talk about infectious deseases.  206-350-TURD (8873) satyrcast@gmail.com

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Paul, Dawn, and Scotty return for another week of.... stuff.  Tales of the Expo, more goofiness, and plans for the future!  I got to shake Leo LaPorte's HAND! WOO!  Send us your psycho ex stories, show us your smoking prowess and WIN COLD HARD CASH!  206-350-TURD (8873)

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The cast returns for another round of.... whatever it is we do!The quality has returned.  We share some stories about exes and talk about weird dreams.  VOICEMAIL REQUESTS FOR OCTOBER: Ex Stories! Especially the crazy ones!  Share your misery with friends, and it will lessen!(206)-350-TURD (8873).  Satyrcast@gmail.com.  Scott's going to the expo, but he and the rest of the gang will return next week for more fun!  Girl-cast while he's out?  Possibly....   Sparrow, Carrie, Liss, and other female fans call in with your girltalk.  See you next week!

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We lost the regular cast due to a major screw up from Skype...So I got together with as many of my friends as I could online, and threw together this cast.We are joined by Tory and Liss from Idiotbox Radio, Laura and Doug from the Asscast, and Jables of the Chloroform Party.  Internet friends are great!Two bits of music for you tonight, and a slightly shorter cast... but I hope you love it...The regular cast will return next week with a regular episode, and perhaps I'll post bits of the lost Satyrcast 42.  I was able to save a little...

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Byron joins us for another wasted hour.You get to hear Frosty sing!  Hear about stupid roommates! Praise Jeebus!

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I've heard that some of you couldn't stomache the Man cast.  HA! Fools!Well, this one's a little tamer.We return to as normal as we can be.  Lots of fun with fruit flies, Pretzels and Feta, Wine, and a Neverending Story.

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Eric the Unemployed joins us again!  3 count'em 3 Mash-ups! Funny! Sparrow- We still love you!! Send in a voicemail and let us know you are still alive! Justin is back! No messages from Tory! SPECIAL EPISODE NEXT WEEK!!!!Unnecessary exclamation points!!!!!!!!Call Us! 206-350-TURD (8873)Satyrcast on Gizmo! Satyrcast@gmail.com! Win a random box of crap! We love you!

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The original cast returns for another week of stepping over the line.  More embarassing stories, a new theme for the new month, and an explanation as to why Dawn is a walking Gatorade commercial.Is It In You?   www.satyrcast.com  satyrcast@gmail.com Scotty- smurray75@gmail.com smurray75 on gizmo/skype.  Dawn- dawnm1227@gmail.com or dawnm1227 on gizmo/skype.  Tory's an accidental peadophile, Nick gets sex on the bathroom floor, and Paul is strangely quiet.   We all love Australia. 

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Satyrcast is in the clear!  Eric joins us for this one, and we learn about the new sponsor.  More embarassing voicemails (have you sent yours?) and stories about things you don't want to learn.

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This week Scotty has gas, but what's new?  We create the CP Gameshow, and well, just have a lot of fun.    Mexican Mudslides all around, and more disgusting talk.   We got a bad review!  YAY!  Enjoy.     Satyrcast@gmail.com   Want a voice actor?  How about audio work?  Contact us.

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The Cast is back! woo!  Embarassing stories, new friends, and explosive gasses!  Satyrcast@gmail.com  GIZMO! Add satyrcast to your contact list- smurray75 @gmail, or in gizmo, or in skype, or scottlyn98 for Yahoo Messenger, will get you in touch with Scotty.  dawnm1227 @gmail, or in gizmo, or in skype, or yahoo will get you in touch with Dawn.  For Paul and Cait, listen to the cast, they keep changing it.

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Happy Independence Day USA! WOOO!  (Boom!)This week, local fan Josh joins us, and is so impressed and amazed that he can't talk. Dawn's in bed, Caitlin texts drunk, and Paul eats Scotty's salty nuts.We mourn the loss of another podcast, and pick on Tory as usual.  There's a new mission for those that still send voicemails!!Sparrow! Where are you?  Tory? Jason? Anybody?Enjoy the show!

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We all come back to Mundania and think about the past week while passing the booze.  Meade is a happy thing.  Hear raw Satyr goodness recorded in the car, and the weird things that happen at PSG.This one is rather tame, considering all that went on.  We could tell you about EVERYTHING, but then we would have to kill you.Enjoy this one, send the e-mails, send the voicemails, and perhaps next year you can join us.Much love, The Satyrs206-350-8873 (TURD)satyrcast@gmail.comGizmo: SatyrcastScotty- smurray75@gmail.com (gizmo: smurray75)Dawn- dawnm1227@gmail.com (gizmo: dawnm1227)

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This is Black & White from Late Nite Trash. We have hijacked this show and turned it over to Tory from www.idiotboxradio.com and Jason from www.asscastpodcast.com - YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS MATTER. We can control any podcast we want whenever we want. Satyrcast are at PSG for the week so we took over! This is not your mama's Satyrcast! YOU have been warned. Black & White LateNiteTrash http://www.latenitetrash.blogspot.com Do you need a podcast jacked? Contact us for more info! latenitetrash@gmail.com

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This is just one last hurrah before we tear ass outta here for a week or so.  We call PSG home because of the lifelong friends we make there (Scotty and Dawn met there, rememeber?), the great feeling of utter relaxation that it leaves us with, and well... There are parts of PSG that just can't be described. No, it's not another Pagan cast, but we all need a break, and it shows.Call us while we're away!  206-350-TURD (8873)Satyrcast@gmail.com, or leave a voicemail on Gizmo by adding satyrcast to your contacts.Scotty- smurray75 (at gmail, on gizmo, on skype)Dawn-  dawnm1227 (gmail, gizmo, skype)Yes, that really is Caitlin in the picture.

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In this episode, we learn why we are all in the basement, why "that time of month" isn't something to share with the public, and what a drunk Australian sounds like! (Don't worry, Tory- Didn't play the whole thing!)  Jason from the asscast (http://www.asscastpodcast.com) joins in at the end to pick on Scott and the gang.   I miss my computer. 

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Paul's sick, but we all are.We call Unoshato and Doug E Fresh for guest spots, and even Tory gets in on the action.Let the wackiness ensue!!Visit at http://www.satyrcast.com

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Scotty got a little hate mail.  Stupidity breeds Creativity here in Wisconsin, so I thought I would explain how podcasting should work, and a few little buttons that make it work that way.

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Sigh.  I had to wrangle 7 people in the studio.  At least four of which were... well, at least two sheets to the wind.I was expecting one special guest, and one on Gizmo. Instead, three show up and the one on Gizmo decides sex is more important.Alright, I'm with him there.  Still, pretty good music, some more spots, and another Randy Newman song.Satyrcast 26 won't be this crazy.  This reminded me of the early days... Paul was really gone.

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So the original crew pulls together again to bury the hatchet with Jason.Scott vibrates the floor, Caitlin's not bitchy, Dawn's turned on by Aussies and Doritoes, and Paul... well... he's Paul.Lesson 5 of the Swedish.Uno wishes death on Wisconsin  (On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin...)Ella and Chloe intro the show.We love you guys, now go vote.http://www.satyrcast.com

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Happy Beltaine motherfuckers!  We are toaster.  I mean, toasted.Yup, the Pagan celebration of the coming of Summer means dirty movies, a pajama party, plenty of alcohol and well... yeah!More Swedish! Ewan McGregor's Penis! We would have liked to have talked for the hour, but it just didn't happen.  So, after a half-hour of new chat with us, we play some of the classic bits that you love.Enjoy!

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We are joined by the Reverend Ben for good times, good laughs, good music, and well... The usual.WE HAVE A HOME!  http://www.satyrcast.come-mail us!satyrcast@gmail.comCall Us!206-350-TURDMuch love.

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We drank a lot.  Even Scotty. Drink with us as we celebrate our 21st. Too drunk to type. Damn good cast.

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We suck.This show is most likely our worst.But hey, next time around, Satyrcast is old enough to drink (21), so we are going to take advantage of that, and make up for this one!This is what happens when people just...Well, don't feel it.

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The cast reunites to recap crappy week-i-tude, learn a little Swedish, and belch until you can't hear.LIBSYN IS BORKING!  I don't know what's going on....But ummm...Enjoy the show, assuming you get it right.

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Whoo! The cast returns! Everyone is back, and we are finally back in the swing of things. Learn of Scott's new happy employment, Dawn's hatred of porn-robbers, Paul's drunken rant attempts, and Caitlin's hatred of her job.

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What an odd show. Paul and Caitlin are no where to be found, Dawn's in Michigan, and Scotty pulls in a few guests. We corrupt a minor, Josh, and his mother, Tereesa. I misspelled that. Sorry. Anywho... It's a good show. Gary joins us, and we spread the love.

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It's another Threesome while Paul finishes up his pool games. But, tons of funny shit. Dawn says TURD, Caitlin shares a Pagan moment, and Scott plays a love song for the absent Paul.

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It's a little short this week, as Caitlin couldn't join us. Still, good show. Ummm... Yeah. So... Better show next week, when Scotty's in good health, Caitlin's back, and the mood is better.

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Show 14! HEADSETS! Libsyn is working on things. I don't know what's up with our account, but I'm hoping that all will be fixed in the near future. This show is good. We pick on Dawn's sister, learn a little bit about the wresting, and find out why Caitlin's cell phone doesn't drink Appletinis. Plus, shitloads of shameless plugs.

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So the last show was the best... ever. I mean, it was the funniest show we have done in a long damn time. It was.... well, it was good. So we are currently saving a little cash to get headsets for everyone, and I think episode 13 is a good example as to why. Here's a couple of theories as to what happened.

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This week we remember Caitlin in all her angry glory. Jerry gets a good rant in, and some great tracks from Pat McCurdy and the Arrogant Worms. Then, after the cast, Caitlin goes nuts and kills all of us, but you won't hear that.

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We cast a day early to allow for the upcoming NIN concert. This time around, we had Eric, Paul's cousin and resident alcoholic, join us for the fun. I'm actually quite proud of this one. Lots of fun. Thanks for all the voicemails, keep up the good work. Oh, and Texas Carrie- No need to be witty, we just wanna hear you speak. Call us, e-mail us, love us. Happy Valentine's Day, now go get some.

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Woot! Another show in the bag! This episode we find out just how much of a nerd Dawn is, learn a little more about Jerry's wrestling career, and see what happens when Paul goes crazy with the beer. Thanks for the voicemails! Don't forget we have a number for you to call if you don't have gizmo. (it's up there in the corner) Why haven't you called? Huh? I'm talking to a few people from Southern Indiana that I KNOW listen to the show (R!). Plus there are those here in Wisconsin that listen, and need to send us some voicemails (DAN, AL!). Seriously, we have a few fans that contribute a lot to the show (Jason, Justin, Carrie, Ben, and Gary), and we are happy to have your input. Send us more! We would love to hear your stories, your opinions, and we are really hoping that Carrie sends us a sexy voicemail message. I'll bet you're damn hot, Carrie, and you know it. Anywho, enjoy the show this week. Much love!

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THE GROUP IS BACK TOGETHER! That's right, after a little time apart, we have all gotten back together to do one last cast in the apartment. Chuck from 29 Steps ( http://www.29stepspub.com ) joins us and brings beer and chicken-y goodness. Jerry's as angry as ever, Paul is still well hung, Dawn munches on taco, and Caitlin talks about her parents and their distaste for doughnuts. It's nice to have a real SatyrCast once again. We ARE going to make this a weekly thing, but give me and Dawn a little time to move and set things up. See you next week!

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Since Paul, Caitlin, and Jerry found something BETTER to do, and Dawn wasn't feeling up to casting, Scott and Jason from the Ass Cast put together a good show for you! Would that make this the Satyr's Ass Cast? Seriously: Dawn and I are moving this week, which has the apartment, and a good part of our lives, in complete chaos. Paul, Cait, and Jerry had a previous engagement. However, Jason came to our rescue! Listen to the Ass Cast! Next week, we will have the new Studio set up, and hopefully the entire crew will return for a great big Satyrcast party. Housewarming at our place next weekend, bring a hot dish.

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Just a short cast with some goofiness to tide you over until Paul and Caitlin get off their butts and call us to do a full cast. All music is available at http://music.podshow.com Just search for: Gloria Farts Sheep Sound Check Seriously Be back later with a full cast!

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Why is it that every time we cast someone has to have a butt full of gas? Last time it was Jason, this time it was Jerry. Once again, we go nuts with our fucktard of the week, asshat of the week, and one pissed off Jerry. Plus, Paul whips his dick out and waves it in my face. Welcome to SatyrPorn... Get the info on our voicemail line, all our journals and Dawn's community breasts. It's a wild one this week. Enjoy! Scotty

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Hey All! Scotty here, the last sober (somewhat, anyway) one in the apartment. We opened up "Studio K" for a late night podcast. Happy New Year! 2005 is over, and we can't be happier to see it go. In this cast, we are joined once again by Jason (our little gay version, not Bastard Ass Radio's very straight version), and Theresa (She has soft and squishy boobies. We love her). Too much Vagina in this cast for anyone, but tons of sexy noises from "two of the sexiest bitches in podcasting." We even got an e-mail claiming that Dawn and Caitlin are both sexier than Dawn Maceli. Thanks! You should all see them naked. They are indeed very hot. Ummm... Anywho...... I'm going to post myself into a corner. E-mail us at Satyrcast@gmail.com with your questions, or if you are seeking advice, or if you just want to drop us a line for any reason. Check out http://livejournal.com/users/satyrcast too for Paul's insight into the last episode. Perhaps we'll be sober for the next episode, but dear Gods, I hope not. Right now, I'm going to go tie down Jason and force him to eat a jar of beano. Damn his ass smells.

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too drunk to post show notes. Too drunk to add song at the end. Podsafe music in this one: Da Vinci's Notebook, Enormous Penis. More shownotes later.

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Scott's in Indiana with family. Jerry is only fuck knows where. This is what happens when three really tired individuals (Paul, Caitlin and Dawn) get together and try to podcast alone. We need sleep. Seriously.

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At least that's what the news is calling it. Snow snow and more snow. Supid Satyrcaster tricks. Bad parenting. Contest! With prizes! Show Notes

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Thanks to Paul's lack of preparation we once again talk about everything and nothing. We talk about shagging dolphins, dolphin gentiala and other things phallic. We bash holidays... because we can. Everything is better on a stick, or served with ranch dressing. Putting the mmmm back in Messiah.

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Hey there... It's Scotty. Just thought I would drop a quick update, and say thanks to all of you. Have a happy Thanksgiving. Eat too much, watch some football, and relax. We'll be recording a proper show on Friday night. Not only do we have a plan and a theme for this show, but we have a few more special guests.

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Well, it's here. Episode 1. Our purpose: to make sure this shit works I believe we have succeeded. We talk about absolutely nothing and manage to amused ourselves - hopefully you as well. Upcoming Episode 2 will include an introduction and a purpose.

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