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Commishioner Chris is off this week for some badly needed rehab. So, this week NOLA Trey had the pleasure of interviewing local band The Groovocrats. This is a rock trio featuring front man Orlando, bass player Hector and power drummer Dan. They are super nice guys who rock it will all their hearts. Good stuff, check them out!

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This week Rev. Spooky Lestrange and members of her Church of Burlesque troupe NOLA Areola and Dorian Faust join us for a fun filled show. Of interest, there are several show firsts: these are the first burlesque dancers to join us in the studio, Dorian is the first nubian guest we have had on and finally Miss Areola is the first guest to knit her way through and entire show! These girls are incredible. Check em out!

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This week our guest-President Obama-stands us up! So it's just The Commish and NOLA. They revisit their foray into the seedy underbelly of the film business. So tune is and get ballested! Otherwise, we are sorry about your titties.

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This week Chaos has a packed house featuring cast and crew from the local film 'Lets Rob the Cheese Shop'-a local film written and produced by Sean Gerowin. What are they selling? Sex, drugs and cheese of course! Comeda me vir me esposa, para una noche solemente!

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NOLA Trey is all asunder as his clip player has a severe case of tourettes syndrome. But all is good as we have magician and comedian Magic Mike to calm him down and entertain us all. Westbank jokes notwithstanding, it's a good time. because there's an app for that!

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NOLA Trey goes house hunting again and apparent,y is not an optimist. meanwhile, the Commish has a killer party at his house. And then some! In retaliation, NOLA trey teaches the kids in the neighborhood about the wonders of Rock Em-Sock Em Robots. Booya!

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The Commish skips out on a family visit to the Jungle in Covington to hang out with NOLA Trey at the opening party for the Burlesque Fest sponsored by New Orleans Rum (good stuff!). There we meet a cougar (grr!) who believes the Commish is a DJ known as Danger Mouse. So we roll with it. Trouble ensues.

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In our post Labor Day show NOLA Trey shows off his new firearm to the Commish and special guest Dambala-author of the highly acclaimed (and scandalous) blog American Zombie. Expect lots of cool inside politics, free titties and booze.

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Recorded 'live to two track,' this show may sound a little unusual. But it is all good. The Commish prevents a suicide while NOLA Trey is found playing in the garden alone which means trouble will no doubt ensue. And then there are the race cars. . .

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Dr. Beepers is in the house this week and, as expected, he speaks about his cock. Meanwhile, the Commish tells us about his travels to Chicago, his sister's infidelity notwithstanding. Boo-ya!

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This week, NOLA Trey rolls solo, recounting how he finally got rid of the bees and the tender moments he experienced watching both C Murder and William Jefferson go down. The tides, they are a changing!

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A perfect OC starts this weeks rant on the silliness of Twitter, the dangers of public housing and how not to show love to your ex-girlfriend. In a box. For seven years. Tidy!

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NOLA Trey's roof is finally done, intimacy issues and all. The Commish, meanwhile, feels compelled to get all gay about baseball. But that does not last too long as we create Spacebook social networking for astronauts! So listen up! Because former Miss Teen USA says so.

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NOLA Trey is choosing a new roof for the Plantation picking acolor by his own special scientific method. Meanwhile, there is this issue of the Jefferson family's various Federal trials. Were that not enough, we learn that Commission Chris has a stalker!! Rosie Ledet would be proud but Bill Gates knows better.

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The entire Krewe hangs out for the 4th of July and has a blast witnessing Roman Candle Wars-no matter how ill advised such activities may be. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson steals the stage of Democracy by falling dead. Then things go terribly wrong. World, meet 'Toadie'-and learn how I manage to really gross out the Fact Checker.

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Commissioner Chris and the SV share a birthday while killing off Michael Jackson among a long list of other celebrities. No one lives forever, after all. Unfortunately, they also killed the power to the studio-for two and a half hours! So we performed a great show for our neighbors who listen to us through the open window 'acoustic style.' Meanwhile, you get what was caught on tape.

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The Krewe is already sweating the 100+ degree temps. What better way to beat the heat than to go watch naked people riding bikes! After, we launch the radiochaospodcast channel on YouTube because we can. And because people like looking at naked people. Little bird, little bird, where do you fly?

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NOLA Trey is tired having just returned from Dr. Beeper's clinic. The Commish and Co. go to a puppet show and a nice dinner. With one or two too many waiters. We discuss the dangers of public nudity. Final Destination, Rio.

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This week, our pals Sick Like Sinatra have us whoring their upcoming Chicago shows. We, however, can not be bothered as we just discovered projectnola.com, aka 'crack rock for the urban mind.' To wit, we create 'Powitter.' Sex with ducks, anyone? Because it is International Whores Day!

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The Commish and his NASCAR friends get together to play Dungeons and Dragons-or something like that. Meanwhile, NOLA Trey learns about the drive-thru crematorium and the high cost of dying. NOLA and the SV go festival hopping while the Fact Checker has a new cavalcade of cats. In fact, she smells like cat spirit!

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The Commish is excited about going to NASCAR. Meanwhile our 'radio spy' turns out to not be going off to media wonderland at all. Then there is this very big political discussion about the issue of public service. Because you can't get away with baby murder.

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This week the Commish and his fact checking partner head to the bayou! Breaux Bridge baby! There, they discover drive-through crawfish joints and Zydeco Rap! Meanwhile, NOLA Trey visits the farmer's market-whee! But everything is fine as it is National Masturbation Month. Then there is this issue of drunken contractors. . .

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NOLA Trey reviews the Jazz Fest and Commissioner Chris reviews the Chaz Fest. The Krewe rejoices that one of their impostors are dead while discovering they have a Panamanian spy sneaking into the studio! We learn about The Commish's history with the legendary Buddy Guy. Then, there is this issue of chicken. . .

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It's a Chaos Music Fest! The Commish visits the French Quarter Fest while NOLA Trey has lunch with Southern Culture on the Skids and goes to see Nickelback. Then we discuss the trials and tribulations of garbage collection. Fun, eh?

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This week, Dr. Beepers pops in for a visit and some random talk, for which he is quite famous. Meanwhile, the Krewe is preparing for the French Quarter and Jazz festivals. Were that not enough, they relive their Easter experiences-because nothing says 'I love Jesus' like a good burlesque show!

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The title says it all! We interview the sex rock crusaders known to humble mankind as 'Sick Like Sinatra.' Super fun ensues. meanwhile, the FC has been sequestered to jury duty, Commish runs into murder and NOLA Trey is making new currencies for the depression. Think of it as being robbed while talking about people being robbed. Peeps!

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This week we learn of the tribulations of being locked in a bio-dome and how it compares to the desolate landscape that is Pensacola, Florida. We review a great little bar called the St. Rose Tavern and try some asian cookies that taste like death. That's right, death. Who knew it had a taste?

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NOLA Trey is all alone in the studio this week as Commissioner Chris was caught violating his parole. As such, this show is short and sweet-like a 14 year old midget.

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This week the Krewe is preparing for St. Patrick's day revelry, talking kitchen etiquette and laughing at the expense of others' fears -when hawks attack! Per usual, the description does not the show justice. A listen is implored.

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Resting after Mardi Gras finds the Krewe at relative ease with life in general but that does not mean the City of New Orleans is resting! NOLA Trey has an orange thief in the midst while Commissioner Chris and the FC are losing the protection of the National Guard. Scary times for people with massive hangovers!

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The Krewe survived Mardi Gras, if only barely! Between random shootings, noose babies, concussions and disgruntled Cajuns-not to mention 5 days of solid partying, NOLA Trey and Commissioner Chris are wiped out. And it shows! Weekly. Around 7PM central. Boo-ya!

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This week, the Krewe prepares to ride in the Krewe of Morpheus Parade-loading beads, getting all messed up and defying gravity! Meanwhile, the miscreant who rear-ended NOLA Trey shows up next to him in line at the bank. Mayor Sea Ray continues to embarrass the city on the subject of garbage pickup. Were that not enough, a Porn Star is running for LA Congress!

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NOLA Trey relives his horrific 3 car traffic incident that not only damaged his car but also caused racial mayhem! Meanwhile, we revisit the Fact Checker's birthday party and the Krewe de Vieux parade. We learn that Commissioner Chris likes going on stage for burlesque shows just before Rev. John phones in to bore us for 10 minutes. We are, in fact, all bozos on this bus!

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This weeks show is all over the place. It starts with the Commish promising to broadcast naked if we get 700 Ustream.tv viewers (thankfully, that did not happen)! The FC and NOLA compare birthday gifts and sexual fantasies. Finally, a French Mardi Gras parade goes terribly wrong! A true Five Star show. Check it!

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The new SEGA sex machine sets off a whole discussion of brainwave generators, chicken shacks and political issues-trash service included! Meanwhile, NOLA Trey turns 40 while reminiscing about his days as a pool shark and jamming with Mem Shannon at Ernie K Doe's lounge. Meanwhile, just why is England fat? We tell all. . .

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This week the Krewe discusses the century's great 'n-auguration,' the end of Prospect-1 and concrete rivers of fire. NOLA Trey fights with the Taxman while The Commish contemplates littering his community with :crime happened here' signs. Sound like a party? It is-bacon cupcakes notwithstanding.

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Having just decided to put up a video feed on ustream.tv, the Krewe reveals they are riding in a real, live Mardi Gras parade. They also comment on the n-auguration, river boat party barges and, of course, dead cats. Because everyone loves dead cats. Especially girls.

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In their first show of 2009, the Krewe reviews their New Year's Revelry after 20 minutes of bickering. NOLA Trey thinks his TV is gay but that notwithstanding, they break the news that Hornet's Superstar Chris Paul is decidedly not, given his girl is having a 'CP3' in the near future. Finally, they exchange their Christmas gifts. NOLA gets meat, they get tongue acid.

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This week, the Krewe describes their Christmas fun. Somehow, that involves stretch limousines and the Gretna Chief of Police.

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From snow to sweat, New Orleans Christmas is always a special time. Yes, we have house guests aplenty who accost shoppers in grocery stores. We have coon-asses who volunteer their cars to strange women at the roller derby. And we have public officials with take-home cars that get 40 gallons to the mile. So, have a very happy holiday from your favorite bunch of nare-do-wells! After all, Santa Claus will take you to Hell, yo.

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It snowed like hell in New Orleans today! Really. Hell has frozen over. Meanwhile, should you require further proof, Congressman 'Dollar' Bill Jefferson was voted out of office by a Republican. A Republican from Vietnam! First Republican Congressman since Reconstruction. Like we said-Hell froze over. Oh, snap!

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This week the Krewe discusses their Thanksgiving hijinks, African pirates and the depression. The Commish rides his ghetto wheel clip player into the ground while NOLA runs retard drivers into trash cans. Fun for the whole family!

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NOLA Trey and the Fact Checker commiserate about their cooking casualties while some woman finds worms living in her brain. Meanwhile, the Commish has a run-in with a giant robot. Is the world coming to an end? Doubtful, since Michelle Obama is coined the new 'Black Jane Fonda.' This episode is a button fly for the mind!

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After discussing the ramifications of the Obama win, the Krewe dissects the local art project known as 'Prospect.1' and NOLA Trey reviews Joe Jackson's recent concert. And his campaign for smoking. Finally, the Krewe decides they need to apply for $10 million in bailout funds.

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This week, NOLA Trey has the studio all to himself as Commissioner Chris is house shopping in Canada. So, we try to have a phone-chat with Rev. John but that does not go so well. Short and sweet, it's the 'Radio Chaos News Hour' with sexy diabetics.

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From gunshot monitors to Gretna Fest, our centennial show is packed to the gills with the honey sweet goodnesss that is the essence of Chaos. With a little help from our friend Jameson. Hear real live callers! Hear the long lost voice of Rev. John! ehar NOLA Trey wonder why lesbians always appear when he drinks gin! Oh-la-la!

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Commissioner Chris is out sick today but the good Dr. Beepers is in! Pinworm notwithstanding, we learn about acupuncture and local politics while Tito strips in the studio.

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This week the Krewe has sadistic fun watching the stock market tank only to have it interrupted by a constant feed of BREAKING NEWS! Then there's this issue of the elections. Gawd how we love us some politics!

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Ceiling fans are nice but can be dangerous if one is jumping in excitement. To wit, we discuss baseball, Irish guys and NASCAR. The Saints are looking nice and mediocre while NOLA Trey holds a toilet rebuilding marathon. Chili pepper, anyone?

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The Commish returns from a NASCAR race only to be greeted by longtime listener and stalker JP. Now, JP initially concerned us with his stalker ways but having met him and heard his story, it turns out he is really a cool guy and a very good guest!

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Hurricane Gustav-aka 'The Mother of all Storms' brought upon the Krewe a mandatory evacuation. Enjoy this marathon show describing how we all went our separate ways only to collide in pure Chaos form in the humble town of Jackson, Mississippi. We will never be the same. (NOTE: this was recorded during Hurricane Ike. Sorry, Texas)

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Friends, today we learn why NOLA rules and ChiTown is cruel! The show is all about the Commish + FC's homecoming... and why they came running back. NOLA 1, Chicago 0.

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This week the Krewe discovers they are visible on Google Street View-complete with drug dealers! NOLA's sister visits the 'dark side' while the Commish smokes with children. Dr. Beepers stops in to complain about his 'nut problems' and hits the booze. Check it!

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Somewhere between Huey Lewis concerts in the rain and 'grifters' pillaging grocery stores, we find time to unveil 'Vicky the Vibe' and discuss Derek Shepherd-the girlfriend beating, whore chasing, embezzling Senator from Merrero. To wit the S.V. coins the 'S.V.'s Silent NOA Politician Death Pool.' Who will off themselves first? We would tell you more but we are off to the Swinger Convention in Florida! Time to make 'Sexy Time.

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New Orleans is hosting a giant oil wrestling party in the Mississippi river this week! Unfortunately, said oil messes up the plantation's water supply. We figure it is a conspiracy as found on www.neworleans.gov/conspiracy to help bolster the bottled water industry. Meanwhile, we learn how the SV 'sucks off a spider,' how NOLA Trey looses a tooth and the details of Commissioner Chris' 'Wasp Holocaust.'

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A local drug and alcohol rehabilitation center holds a fund raising event with an open bar! Only in New Orleans! Meanwhile, we have an impostor alert, Commisoner Chris' Wal-Mart White Trash Wonderland, Twang salt show and tell and the Devo Doll exposed! After NOLA rants on the NOPD, we invent the coolest technology you ever peed on-pregnancy evaluator.com!

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This week, Dr. Beepers returns to discuss erectile dysfunction. Meanwhile, we learn that black men do not scare the Fact Checker. Heights, however, do. After a killer rap party sponsored by Coffee Mate, WImbeldon and a slight altercation with 'TatooZilla,' the SV and NOLA decide to pick up an authentic black hooker to celebrate. Quite a week!

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Busy week, this one. We are planning our 4th of July celebration/war when the Commish and the FC decide to go dining on bugs at the Insectarium. Meanwhile, back at the ranch/plantation, ducks have invaded NOLA's yard to his prurient delight while he's busy opening the new Chaos Store! Sit back, sing the Black National Anthem and enjoy that the Commish still does not like to be interrupted! Meanwhile, we are off to the Federal School of Ghetto Language. Watermelon, anyone?

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This week the Commish and the SV celebrated their birthdays. The SV and NOLA T had a nice dinner. The Commish opts for the tried and true approach and goes to a gay bar barbeque. Meanwhile, Dr. Beepers is in with a special report on Conspiracy Con. Cocaine, anyone?

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World, meet the 'Spank Bank' (and, to a lesser degree, 'Stabby/Slappy')! This week, we re-live women hurling vintage TVs at the Commish, Salad-Tossing German women and 'Bug-Sucking' TV reporters. Shuck It! The McOyster is here and you my NIlla!

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This week we learn all about how Mean Ol Uncle Artie and Ted break up a gay pool orgy. Meanwhile, we have yet another installment of 'Dead Animal Plantation' for all you pet-lovers out there as well as a new segment titled, 'News for Jews.'. The news that Gov. Bobby Jindal is also an exorcist is paled by our first ever CD review. Beware the Witch Doctor, albinos!

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Listeners, know that we heard your concerns! Ted is, in fact, still very much alive, despite having used the planation as his own personal toilet! And yes, friends, the fallout from that which was drinky Ted gets worse. Meanwhile, we discover that Jesus is phishing your bank account when not masquerading as a cocaine statue!

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This show should be called 'Drinking with Ted' but we pity the man. We discuss Kim the sex teacher and dental dams, the dangers of WebMD and the Commish's 9th Ward home tour that becomes a totally anal African adventure! If you want to hear the very definition of train wreck- listen to the last 20 minutes of this gem.

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Commissioner Chris desperately wants to see the Hornets loose again while the Fact Checker decides she wants to be a 'whore manager.' We explore the darker realities of stripping and aborting black Jewish babies with AIDS. Skulls, pot and gay rodeo-need we say more?

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This week the Commish is in a rush because he thinks the Hornets will win the NCAA playoffs. Meanwhile, we learn that he likes to trade clothes with homeless men. We riff on NPR stealing podcasting and learn about the SV's mom getting stoned. With so much to say and so little space, let us summarize by saying, ' Gzuz is ur BFF, lolz.

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From Vag-guitar and foot-fetishes to rain and mud, we cover the many festivals that wrapped up recently. Including-but not limited to-the Jazz Fest, Chaz Fest and Booth Fest! A whole lot of festing going on! Were that not enough, we have real dead hookers, thieving Mexicans and Al Sharpton playing 'terrorist.

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After a short -OK, long public service announcement about the ills of drinking and bicycling, the Krewe revisits their exiting weekend of benefit concerts and the spectacle that is the Big Easy Roller GIrls! McCainiacs be damned, we are having fun!

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The Commish returns from the 'mind numbing womb' of Las Vegas while NOLA ponders whether tampons can just 'fall out' ( again). And creepy listeners send us gifts! How cool is that?

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Dr. Beepers returns to co-host while the Commish and the Fact Checker go on a gambling spree in Vegas. Meanwhile, the plantation is inundated with dead caterpillars! IF that is not bad enough, the SV lives through 'hell in air' with the American Air fiasco. IF only the stewardesses still wore hot pants!

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This week, we discuss the Commish's newfound gambling habits, mystery crosses on NOLA's windshield and the art of the 'catfight.' Sea Ray Nagin goes off again shortly after Mose Jefferson gets indicted. Meanwhile, the FC is clearly on the rag, we have a new PO Box and we also have a Radio Chaos imposter! Things sure get crazy in a recession!

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Welcome to the chelada-that pre-mixed concoction of Budweiser and clamato juice. This week we are joined by Tim (in real life this time) who claim's NOLA Trey's new choice for the Body of Christ 'transubstantiation-erffic!' Sea-Ray Nagin rides the ghetto wheel of ethics and lands a nice private contract with Home Depot while Commissioner Chris joins the 'dark side' and gets an iPod. Meanwhile, the Krewe gets all wrapped up in the KATG vs NLO battle scar that is TalkTrap.

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This week, the Krewe discusses St. Patrick's Day parties, the Fact Checker's pending trip to Cuba and NOLA Trey's mystery animal encounter of the week. We taste test the Chinese lollipop of death, the Commish deep-throats the thing! We introduce our new friend Ted in the most impolite way and then go on about grocery adventures gone wrong. It's a BJ for the mind!

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One word: vagina. We celebrate V-Day's 10 anniversary along with Eve Ensler, Jane Fonda and our beloved 'vagina friendly' mayor, Sea Ray Nagin. Along the way, we learn all about OBGYN visits, Detroit's 'textergate' issues and how to have your hookers and not get caught. Finally, there's this new energy source we created called 'spermahol.

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God forbid one speak of people 'parking' at gas station pumps. Or, retarded boys in traffic. Then we attack some local chefs-hey, put your money where your heart is! Between 'Pimp My Ride' and 'Pimp by Breakfast' there lies a common ground we call ' 2 tards, one brunch.

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Be it spiders on drugs or Bumpin' Tacos, we have the relevant news covered. Until, of course, someone decides they are 'black in the pants.' Yet between bukkake parties, traffic cameras and a bat-shit crazy mayor, we survive. Arians and those seeking to sell their pubes need not apply!

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NOLA Trey is suffering from a home invasion while the Commish and the Fact Checker fail to get with 'the program.' So, we finally celebrate Black History Month, look at the new Robot Elmo and re-discover the Dewey Decimal System. Because it is important!

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Love is in the air! It's Valentine's Day and show 69! Coincidence or consequence? Either way, we look at love across the globe and the tools that make the heart throb-like diamond sperm earrings, heart-shaped Tazers and a path of rose petals. And despite the Commish's penchant for all things popcorn related, there remains a theme: between Chinese spies, deaf girlfriends, Britney Spears, The SV and Raylyn Campbell-well, they're all 'hot as balls.' Lube up for Love!

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This week we present our Mardi Gras hijinks-or, as the Fact Checker and I prefer-the biggest birthday party in the world! We have blacks on bikes, rapping on Extacy and THE MOST AMAZING TAG-TEAM INTERVIEW EVER! That's right: NOLA and The Commish take on the Jesus Freaks. 'Nuff said.

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In this pre-Mardi Gras episode, the Krewe studies the sordid details of liposuction, the truth behind Blinux, sabering champagne and bad Mexicans. A few dead Australians are discussed as are some of NOLA's favorite driving games. After the weekly financial and tax report, we devolve to poo. . .

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This week, the Krewe is preparing for Mardi Gras by exercising their livers. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt's little pink houses come under scrutiny, we learn the difference between a caucus and a primary and we deconstruct Chuck Norris. But that's not all! Oder now and get bonus stories about the Fact Checker getting "dissed" at gay bars! Heck, we'll even throw in some Christ Chex for you. It's Chaos Gone Wild!!!!! All OC all the time, baby.

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Nihilist chewing gum and bacon flavored toothpicks notwithstanding, the "voices of cancer" revisit their New Years Eve. Somewhere between abandoned exotic cars and balcony seats provided us by "some dude who has had more plastic surgery than any woman I know (thanks Uncle Artie), " we manage to keep the drag show contestants at bay. Meanwhile, we discover the Commish's "inner gay." We could go on but our Fry Bread is ready, so we are off to the feast- once the bathroom renovation is finished!

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We celebrate the second birthday of Radio Chaos by revisiting our holiday foolishness. Highlights include Wii fun (sans cockroaches), turkey juice and the Commish's Christmas in the airport. Never mind the feces fairy tried to ruin everything. I would tell you more but I gotta go ride the ketchup scooter!

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On Dec 20th, 2007 several hundred citizens convened in protest before New Orleans City Hall. Tempers flared and the protest quickly became violent. Under duress from these protesters turned rioters, the NOPD took measures to maintain order both inside and outside the City Council chambers. While not present at the melee, we did have a correspondent in the midst, so we tell you all about the (insert number here) most embarrassing moment for New Orleans! Don't taze us- we just report the truth. Then, we devolve to poop- because nothing cures a bad case of seriousness like feces!

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Today, we offer you the skinny on project living, protesting and why the SWAT teams can get no rest. Next we delve into the magic of Chaos Plantation's 'Winter Wonderland.' Why? Well, we needed a lead up to our story about the redneck wedding band, the gay pencil and... aw, shucks! Just listen already! (editor's note: only 26 dead hookers were harmed in the making of this podcast)

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Before you put it in your mouth, consider this - old girlfriends sometimes end up dating cross-dressers and co-hosts frequent gay bars. It's a man-by-day, girl-by-night kind of thing - but with fire ants! Meanwhile, stock up on your Radio Chaos Gift Cards, as nothing says 'I love you' like an electronic yodeling pickle. Or a dead hooker. Why? Because parties in the ghetto are always fun.

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Robot Rape in Canada meets Gas Fires in "The Other East" this week. Meanwhile, Thanksgiving is held on a Tuesday, thanks to Rev. John. But we make the best of it. After all, we have the "Soul Bowl," 90 degree heat, crazy Chinese sex and the Jena 6 New Care Review! Don't get it? Fine--no Wii for you!

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This week, Chaos covers NOLA's trip to Orange Beach, the Fact Checker's obsession with Jews and kosher ovens while the whole krewe gets a bad case of the "ghetto rash." Meanwhile, Illegals act badly, as do the Australians. Craigslist beware! Crackhead Santa says, "Ha, Ha, Ha!" Why? Because the Little Rascals are still funny.

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Chaos ensues as the writers go on strike leaving the Krewe to make up their own content. So, the discuss that which they know best-- including merlitons, politics, racism, date rape and AIDS. Do we have your attention? If not, it's time to put your Prozac in some poo, says Reuters. We generally agree--if you then huff it!

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Zombies and ghosts are scary. Xerox porn and Eva Braunistien are scarier! Come revisit Halloween with Bam-Bam, the Corn Holer and the Dead Wife. Seems the horror worked as Dig-strict Attorney Eddie Jordan resigns after several nooses continue to appear. News like that makes Halloween feel like Christmas! Fry some chicken and let the verbal desecration begin...

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Be you Emo or just simply vomiting sick, one is well advised to simply follow directions. NOLA and friends party like rock stars--and get the flu doing so--while The Commish tackles the ATL. Stepford? Yes. Now, who knew Anderson Cooper was gay? Finally, Radio Chaos wins the "Chaos Media Group Best Podcast Ever" award. Who saw that one coming?

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Somewhere between gubernatorial debates and city utilities, we find the Chaos Krewe discussing Jesus, lead lipstick, porn, snakes, Jews, Ann Coulter and yes--nooses!. The Noose is Loose! Because we can. Because it is all real (er--mostly). Say, what's in your toilet?

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The Krewe discusses Catholic Guilt as expressed through teenagers. They also divulge some important scams that may well effect you, the listener! We may live in the most corrupt city in the nation but we know when to bow to the Hip Hop Gods of Comedy. Because pedophile hygiene is important. Welcome to John Cougar Racist Camp!

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This week NOLA Trey revisits his trip to the Podcast and New Media Expo while the Commish explains how after one year living in the city, he has become an "uncle." Like the Fact Checker, Polio returns for real as does Rubella (apparently). Then, like a lighting bolt from above, Rev John (or Satan--we aren't quite sure) calls in while we are discussing the Build-A-Bear Crack Baby. Good Christians Unite! This one is a doozie! Ovaries not included with purchase.

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Be it moth vomit, dead bosses or infomercials about 15' bowel movements, Radio Chaos is there for you. Meanwhile, the telecommuting mayor tries to have NOLA Trey assassinated. Finally, we delve into a mystery called "The Vick Divide" and discuss the new national sensation that names this show.

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Today we discuss the Rapist in a Box, "K-Ville"--a horrible show shot here in N.O. and theose who serve us coffee. All important stuff! We realize the show is late, so don't go pulling a Conner Clapton! NOLA Trey was at the Podcast Expo and was not here to post the show. Expect 52 sometime mid-week. A double entendre for your mind!

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Chaos contemplates the state of the city 50 shows later while within the "Cone of Terror" that is Humberto. We find the City Council fighting the Mayor's office and learn some fun pig roasting facts. We're talking Big Government in a Big City where EVERYTHING (including highways) is racist!

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Commissioner Chris visits the Southern Decadence Parade while NOLA tours Detroit. We compare and contrast a city known for economic hardship with our own beloved city--now, also known as a gay mecca. So, climb aboard the "strange train" where black squirels and $8 grapes prove that one is well advised to read the Bible. As long as it's the Rick James version!

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If the tag line "Dating for Regan" does not entice you, perhaps you will enjoy our take on Mountain Dew's Game Fuel. Or, backup plans for porn. We are all over the place in this show--easily done in our pimped out gondola. Why? Because Crack Rock is hard work!

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We learn from the Podcast Awards that stuffing the ballot box does not pay on the interwebs. Meanwhile, The Commissioner is back from a sultry trip to Vegas just in time for Hurricane Dean and the "Cone of Terror." Then, after a brief military intervention, we discuss Oliver Thomas' shameful resignation from the New Orleans City Council and D.A. Eddie Jordan's falied attempt to appeal being labeled a racist. Therefore, we create a new sport: The Ghetto Games.

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NOLA and the Commish explore hate in the podcasting world while tackling the subtleties of Web 2.0. Meanwhile, Elton John wants the Internet to die while O.J. Simpson likely wishes he was dead.

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Dr. Beepers flies into Chaos on his private jet to defend his "mystery clip" while NOLA and The Commish suss out the news and booze--in space! It's a "West Coast Thing." Make certain to vote for us on the Podcast Awards site! Because puppies and blenders don't mix.

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NOLA Trey, Commissioner Chris and Mean Old Uncle Artie explore the world of Subcutaneous Turf Wars and Christian Scientist Bungee Jumping. Dr. Beepers calls in with the worlds least inteligable clip while we enjoy some tasty "wop-a-mole." It's an hour of the most popular words in the blogosphere! Make certain to vote for us on the Podcast Awards site! God wants you to.Just know that I judge you by who you are and not what you are.Make certain to vote for us on the Podcast Awards site! It helps us "maintain."

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The RCPC Livecast is official! Check it out: Live Stream (Sundays around 7PM). For those who missed the show, we cover Bees! part II while we openly defy the Internet Radio Police. From there, we examine family values, social contracts and, ashamedly, prostitutes. It's called "solicitation" for a reason, after all.

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Commissioner Chris tells us all about his trip to Chicago, including riding "The Ghetto Wheel" and using portable handwashing stations. Meanwhile, NOLA Trey is upset at the Canadians for stealing his credit card. TWISR explores our favorite Rev. Sharpton's endorsement of Blinux. First, Imus got it. Now it's Gate's time!OLA trey says, "Drain it every Day!" Words to live by.

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NOLA Trey stands in line for one of those silly iPhone thingys and reports on the experience. Meanwhile, Commissioner Chris has nightmares thanks to a Public Service Announcement on bicycle safety. Dr. Beepers (Tito) comapres the hot dog eating winner to Paris Hilton while Cincinatti Frank chimes in on "touching the youth of tomorrow." It's a house chock-full-o Chaos!

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This week, new co-host Commissioner Chris shares his thoughts on bars in Uptown New Orleans--but only after helping to create the next great new libation "Fist Vodka." The show is Metamucil for the mind. I would say more but I have to motor if I'm going to take care of my chattel.

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Tito is back and ready to give out "infotainment." Chaos travels the world to India, England, our United States and good old N'Awlins. William " Race Baitin Grinch/Ferengi" Jefferson goes down hard. Meanwhile, I learn that douches are not particularly romantic. Here's to you drinking my finish!

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No script. No plan. Pure CHAOS! Truthfully, I can't recall all the delicate details as, as I type, my new girl and my sister are whispering all too much and that makes me nervous. Meanwhile, you need a show-fix. So, here you go...

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We celebrate the passing of the founder of the Moral Majority "Chaos Style." Sadly, Rev. John can't help but add that "extra R" to the man we so love to hate's last name. No harm done, as we are praising Falwell with his favorite sin: booze! Were that not enough, we explore that "one more hole" about which Korea is so proud and back up our favorite Aussie Ed Blakely for being, well, brutally honest.

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Having had a fine meal with Sandra Bullock and Jessee James, we had to do a show! Dr. Beepers is in the house, joined by Mean Ol' Uncle Artie as well as a new friend, Cincinatti Frank. For a third time in a row, we have a Bertinelli Report. Strange how this woman keeps landing on our news desk. Thus, before you buy that poodle you really want, you best listen!

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A month in the making, we explore the "woosification" of America. First, the world goes all kooky over Imus. Then, we learn the code of "snitchin" and why it's important to commerce. No surprise, then, that mass-murders abound--not only here in New Orleans but in Virginia and Houston as well. heavy talk for heavy times. So, we finish on America's new "Anna Nichole" Ms. Valerie Bertinelli-Halen. Rock on with your tamp on!

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This episode is all about poo. We've got dog poo, fake poo and criminal poo that comes with a special treat inside. Well, we have lots of dead hookers, too. Our favorite political target, Mayor "Sea Ray" Nagin is busted for being a racist--AGAIN! Finally, we tempt you to ponder the words "post-mortem circumcision." Say wha?

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Tito is back in the studio with NOLA discussing all the excitement going on here. First St. Patrick's Day. Next the NAACP Basketball Tournament! Then there is the news...ah yes, the news--proving real life truly is more strange than fiction. Now, if I could just find my "Impaling Stick."

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Mix together a man, a gun-looking object and a National Guardsman. What do you get? Racism! Meanwhile, we learn the dirty truth about mental health services for the cocaine impared.Were that not enough, one family feeds thier children the Devil's weed! Rev John wants an exorcism and we create the tool for the job. A man is found dead watching "Girls Gone Wild." The problem? We knew the girl! Her mother must be so proud.

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Rev. John and NOLA Trey discuss life in "The Bricks"--aka: projects and the remarkable ecomomic opportunities in those areas. We get a call in from Tito--his first since getting over the bird flu. We learn from our very credible sources that Sen John Edwards is gay. Ahh--politics! Their banter makes our discussion seem intelligent. Who writes this crap, anway?

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In our final show before Mardi Gras, Precious Ann and NOLA Trey highlight the crime in our beloved city as well as other kooky criminals. In usual Chaos fashion, we have fun with the strife that hits a little close to home at times.

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Last year, we tried a live stream show and learned that4 hours is a long time to ramble on about football and TV commercials. This year, we save you the pain and bring you post-game commentary. Mean Ol Unlce Artie drops in for a visit. Short and sweet like a midget bride on Valentine's Day.

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Everybody loves puppies. They are cute--until RevJohn brings his 7 week old golden retriever into the studio! Puppies and studios just don't mix, though the dog charmed us by chewing on beer cans. Despite the constant distraction, we manage to offer some compelling news and our first "State of the City Address"--just like the President, only better! The voicemail line is back, creepy porno fiends are spamming the chatroom and if that does not leave you dying to hear the episode, we leave you with one simple question:What is in your child's lunch box today?10/8/2007 1:02:28 AM

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One year ago, our mayor announced proudly that New Orleans is a "Chocolate City." He was right and as a result, New Orleans is the current murder capital of the United States! Really. These "thugs" (read: euphamism for Rap Gangstas) run the joint. Sure, they get arrested but the D.A. lets them out to kill again. So, we discuss this sensitive issue with the candor that only Chaos can provide. Meanwhile, our producer/guest and friend Dr. Beepers goes under the knife for a simple case of Bird Flu. We start to cover the "Danziger 7" along with gay sheep, bad cheerleaders and a new segment we call "Nisms." I would write more but I have to get back to my "pillow angel."

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Seems the Krewe does more together than just talk. Our "lovechild" guest hosts. We learn way too much about 14 year olds and she learns why her mother has custody over her. Meanwhile we have to cringe every time she mentions "giblets." Listen to find out more.

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One year ago today, the first Chaos transmission was posted to the net. As promised, we hosted a live show for the make great benefit of our local listeners. We recorded the foolishness, too. In the end, we learned how to survive a train wreck. All I can say is that I'm sorry I'm not sorry.

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This show finds us whoring our upcoming first anniversary live broadcast at the Hi-Ho Lounge. Do we stop there? Never. Dr. Richard Beepers weighs in on Dalmation Labia Syndrome while Rev and NOLA invent the chickoon. Then we have dog molesterers, divorce letters, dinner with the Governor and the Almighty Saints! Yes, we got the sport.

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We tracked this show on time but saved it so we could get the word out about the live show. In the "holiday spirit," we offer you your regularly scheduled programming. Only, it's late. We were in the "spirits" too.

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Rev John and NOLA Trey revisit their Thanksgiving shennanigans.Then, after an explanation as to why the G-Man requires two bedrooms, we rip on Michael Richards and Jesee Jackson. Then there is this issue of Rev John's Kitty Cat Crack Pinata.

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In this weeks episode Rev John and NOLA are joined by Dr. Richard "Tito" Beepers. We delve into political music, lots and lots of news and yes, a new TWISR. Rev John dares Louis Farakahn to call in. Will he?

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Precious Ann (formerly "Rackasaurus") is back from Germany with some new free boobies. We celebrate the occasion with lots of TWISR, an HBO Katrina special, more G-Man and a new guest: "Pert-Near." Meanwhile we cover midterm elections and the criminals that are running. Breaking news: "Dollar Bill" Jefferson is smarter than we think. Whatever--it's an hour of fun. Soak it in like rum into a spongecake.

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NOLA Trey and Rev John introduce our friends from secretpants.org--a fantastic comedy troupe, while the 'Saurus is off on vacation in Germany! Shortly thereafter, we get breaking news from the TWISR desk. Proof that the black political machine in New Orleans really hates progress. They made a council person cry! We don't quite know why...but we have an antidote! We call him The G-Man! Here, we find new meaning to the words, Love thigh neighbor. ?

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What is scarier that a Halloween special filled with voo-doo, Chewbaca and two drunk Podcasters? Three drunk Podcasters! And the third is a girl. Meet the Rackasaurus!

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A Radio Chaos First! We have exclusive news on the grizzly murder of Addie Hall. How? We knew her. Meanwhile, it's Rev. John's birthday so we celebrate Chaos Style.

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Lesson #1: Tuesday night "show prep" with beer and Vicodin may make for great content, but it also makes for two dog-butt tired broadcasters. We knuckle drag our way through the dangers of racial profiling and enact our first radio play: "Foley and the Page Boy." Other foolishness is mixed in, per our usual recipe. Our parents really are proud of us!

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The Saints christen the $580M rebuilt staduim, black people don't like the Chinese and we rant on other issues.

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In this second of my solo shows, I report on my trip to Antigua. Well, and I rant on C. Ray a little.

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After promising to be "more frequent" in posting shows, I take my sweet time making a 20 min show. Sad, really. We do, however, premier "The Radio Chaos BJ of the Day" segment (aka BJOTD)--so there is some value to this episode.

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All hell broke loose at RCPC studios! We tracked the first half of the show but got sidetracked while chatting with John and Jodie from the HeSaidSheSaid Podcast. Following that, Rev John (currently unemployed) could not find the time to come over to finish the show. As Uncle Artie relies on John to get over here, he never showed up either. I waited. I re-built the studio with fancy new mixers and computers. And I waited. So, I gave up. This is the "best of show 11" that never got finished. The good news is that I will be hosting the show solo from now on with different special guests--some local, some remote. The shows will likely be shorter and more regular (both good things). The bad news is that I will be hosting the show solo from now on. You're in here with me now.

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Ever aspiring to be concientious broadcasters, we eschew the political landscape for the moment (sort of) and take some time to generally goof-off. And it felt good. Very good...

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Today, Artie is back from rehab (finally). After a little witty banter, we discuss my shameless show promotion attempt on NLO, TWISR looks at how one man in a Burger King puts down "The Man." Then, John looses control of his spleen. But it's all good preparation for our erstwhile discussion of the top seven mayorial candidates: Ron Couhig, Virginia Boulet, Ron Forman, Tom Watson, Mich Landrieu, Peggy WIlson and good old crazy Sea-Ray Nagin! Who is on top of their game? Listen to find out. Cry at the polls later. .

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Art is off on a "man date" so Rev John and Trey relive some of the finer moments of Mardi Gras. Only, they are both deathly sick. So, they take a lot of "medicine."

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You know, the rest of the world should stop and stay inebriated for 2 weeks, too. Instead, the news keeps on coming...

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Best of Show 5, Psycho Security Guard, Krewe de Vieux--Warning: LONG

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It's a BIrthday Party! Special guests Jesus, Mr. T and Craig joins us.

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Coverage of the MLK March in NOLA and C. Ray Nagin's Chocolate City. Special guest Jesse Fernandez joins us.

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Rev. John gets a nose job and tries to read news. We use secret codes to brainwash Uncle Artie.

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The first full length RCPC feature. We rant on Post-Katrina life in the "Age of Entitlement."

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