The first episode covers Andrew Blake's Body Language, a reading from Aqua Erotica as well as a sincere wish for Topco (one of the largest manufacturers of adult novelties). Plus find out how to get free stuff from video-extreme.com. All this and well, all this.

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The idiocy continues...Professor P reviews XXL Pussy, spending far too much time dwelling on it and it's XXL attributes. A reading from the Mammoth Book of New Erotica and part one of the serial drama (parts 2, 3 and 4 on upcoming Panoramas, promise).

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Tonight a special presentation of the Panorama, when Professor P and Dick Johnson join forces to compare and contrast two vastly different adult movies highlighting female ejaculation, Cytherea Squirts and Squirting 101 volume 5. Mountains of stupidity highlight this lengthy drivel.

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Professor P looks at some of the new movies on video-extreme.com, reviews a couple of lubes and a totally luscious girl/girl flick. And, as promised, part two of the serial drama.

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Our good friend Dick Johnson stops by again, for yet another very special Panorama. The discussion starts with Rocco Siffredi's Ass Collector, moves onto Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 and finishes (in a disturbing manner) with food talk. No, not the kind of food you actually want someone to make you...

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A brief cast (not to be confused with a cast about briefs) featuring an "interview" with Jenna Jameson, the exciting conclusion of the serial drama (thank Heaven) and a bit of Professor P's philosophy regarding this podcast and the store's website.

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A new beginning, kinda, coupled with a new ending stereo surround the review of Adventure Sex 1 from Hustler and Squirt For Me POV 2 from Devil's. Apologies about the delays of late, changing servers and nothing is good about that, yet.

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Sweettits stops by the Panorama for a review of both Evil Angel's Fashionistas (John "Buttman" Stagliano's love child) and O'My's Infinity silicone lube. The talk is fierce and mighty (and poorly recorded). A new catch phrase is born and the outro from B in Boston returns.

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Aah, cockrings. Isn't it about time the Professor took one for a spin? So he does, then tells you about it. Also, in the studio a guest reviewer enlightens us about Sapphic Erotica 1. We also hear one of the Professor's favorite radio spots (like we don't every show...)

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Oh, to be ten...today the Professor investigates the properties of a penile numbing agent and witnesses the results of alcohol, porn stars, college guys, a film crew and release forms in College Invasion volume 5. Plus more giveaways and disturbing visuals. Beware all ye squeamish!

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Sweettits and the Professor call the AVN rating of Laurent Sky's Raw Desire hogwash, comparing his earlier works Fetish: The Dream Scape and Fetish: Are You Human to his latest work.

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The Professor tells a story of life at the porn warehouse. All's well and good until... And then there's the bit about the review of American Cream Pie from Pearl Productions.

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Sweettits returns and Jezebel stops by for a dull recap of the life of our very own refugee. Part 1 of 2. No, we don't actually get to a review here. Soon...

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Part 2 of 2. The remaining conversation between Jezebel, Sweettits and the Professor covering horse fucking, Finger Fitting Inc. Products as well as the 5X Finger Vibe. All this plus stories of the goings on at a porn store...

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Apologies for the length, Sweettits and the Professor try to streamline the show and obviously, fail. Like a monkey at a urinal. We speak of the upcoming Ladies Night at our retail store, review Jack the Zipper's "Squealer", discuss Liquid Virgin and talk of a new giveaway for customers. And talk. And talk some more.

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Checking out two movies, Sweettits and the Professor endure Reign of Tera and delight in Seymore Butts' House of Ass plus the Professor tries another masturbator, and a big f'off to Itunes policy.

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Sweettits and Professor P mix things up a bit with two titles not of the mainstream, Robert Hill's Buck's Beaver and Evil Empire's Swallow.

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Fan extraordinaire Nightmage offers his opinions on Bella's Perversions 1 (along with Sweettits and the Professor), plus the first and last time we look at porn live on the show, Digital Playground's Pirates. Plus find out how to have better orgasms gents and you are invited to take part in a thrilling competition.

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Sweettits presents some of the more humorous XXX titles, a couple of sex enhancers are reviewed (Rocket Balm and Flower Balm) and the dangers of cockrings are revealed. Plus uberfan Nightmage's spectacular promo for our lil' show.

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The Professor and Sweettits review Shane's World latest, Nerdz and check out a waterproof book, Wet. And jibber. And jabber.

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Jezebel and newest porn acquisition Justin Sideya stop by the Panorama to discuss, well, everything. Sweettits and the Professor review the Rock Chick and Devil Inside Her. Check out our site at video-extreme.com.

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The Professor and Sweettits tackle Paul Thomas' remake of the classic The Devil In Miss Jones along with a stop by Elegant Angel's Squirtwoman III. Plus more details about our 5th Annual Ladies Night on December 7, 2005.

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Part two of the discussion with Jezebel, Sweettits, Justin Sideya and Professor P. Also a lil' promo for Bedroom Radio with Ellie.

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The Professor and Sweettits pine for days of yore (your momma). Reviews of Suicide Girls: The First Tour, VCA & Eon McKai's Kill Girl Kill 1 and we pat ourselves on the ass for winning the war on terrorism. It's over, don't ya know? We won!

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The last of the Round Table discussion with Jezebel, Justin Sideya, Sweeettits and Professor P. Happy Holidays from video-extreme.com.

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The Professor and Sweettits examine (without stirrups) Mrs. Behaving, Jenna Loves Pain, Naked Came the Stranger, with a look at the Futurotic Rapture Pussy, the Cyber Sex Buddy and two other masturbators plus a sex tip from Anna Clamaddict.

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Sweettits and the Professor bask in the glow of Michael Ninn's Catherine so long we have to split the show into two parts so the masses don't beat us.

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Wrapping up this beast of a show, the Professor and Sweettits bask in the glow of The Opening of Misty Beethoven and gag on a bi-sexual film. They mention how the buying of items in their little world happens.

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Two long shows in a row, whatever's gotten into us? Transsexual movies make up the entirety of this extended show and here's the first part of our discussions.

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Sweettits and the Professor discuss another tranny movie from Evil Empire featuring Ariana Jollee (is this a rut?). Also on the show, a recap of our 5th Annual Ladies Night Gala.

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A drug filled, review filled bonanza with three movie reviews, two special guests and a how to keep yourself clean lesson.

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Wicked's Hercules and Fun Factory's Smartballs find their way to the Panorama. And heated discussion ensues.

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Anyone But My Husband (Alpha Blue Archives) and Vault of Whores (Evil Empire), some bitching and a plea to get your own self included. FYI, the sound quality suffers from a new piece of hardware the Professor didn't bother to test thoroughly. He's a bad man and should be spanked. Repeatedly.

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Three reviews, True Hollywood Twins from Vivid, Frixion Silicone Lube and the Optimum Power Blowjob Stroker, a visit from the Professoress and well, isn't that enough?

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Weary and battered, our heroes struggle atop the mountain and witness glory unto the highest haven taken the form of Cafe Flesh (Rinse Dream). Then the sequel, of sorts, Cafe Flesh 2. And what the hell happened to Bruno B?

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Everything you never wanted to know about interactive porn on DVD, plus several things you might. A look at four discs from three companies claiming to be the next great thing in multimedia. Plus the Professor gets interviewed for Penthouse magazine and Showbiz Dad taunts us.

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James Avalon's Sex Pix leads the way (and the format) of the show, the first review of Jenna's Hot Trimmer (there's more shearing ahead) and the first look at how completely inept the Professor is at giving the Professoress pleasure.

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Wondering what to get your thang this V-Day? We recommend many plenty items from our site, video-extreme.com, and there's not a flower in the bunch.

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Speaking of muff, the results are still coming in regarding the JHT, another Taste of Money and a book edited by fellow podcaster, Violet Blue.

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Where porn began or where it's going or where the hell did all these tentacles come from?

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Racing head-first down the road to ruin again, the Professor investigates two new products meant for travel (and Sweettits berates him at every turn).

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We start with VCA's Neu Wave Hookers and end on Doc Johnson's Wave. The middle holds G-Spot Sex talk. Is there a theme here? Maybe. Perhaps.

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Valentine's Day 2006 and we let you know about nothing really. Forty minutes of almost helpful suggestions, things you might could try and more information about our sex lives than you ever wanted.

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A long, loving glance over Candy Stripers plus a Panorama exclusive review (that means no other podcast is talking it up about this, hopefully) and the Professor finds something else to hump.

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Six freakin' movies in the special 3 for 3 show. Gag Factor 14, Boobtown Brats, Twidget the Midget, Night Trips, Private Pleasures and Bang Bang, You Got It.

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It was a dark and stormy night and the City Council met and held forth a decree unto the land. And it was lame.

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The continuing saga of an idiot and his podcast.

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Sweettits rejoins the campaign. Victoria Givens World Record Anal Gangbang plus the Silicone Male Masturbator (and tons of other comments).

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Belladonna: Fetish Fantatic 2, Pirates, Doc Johnson's Pussy Pump and a bit of horsey fucking!

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A heart-warming look at Rocco's Dirty Dreams 2, Play-Mate of the Apes and Naughty Secrets from Doc Johnson. All this and a case of SARS.

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Can't we all just get along? The berating of two fine directors; Seymore Butts and Brad Armstrong, they deserve better. Although they don't get better here.

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Looking back at a Mitchell Brothers classic and forward to what you stuff up your own bad self (and the ramifications thereof).

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The Professor and Sweettits are tickled and horrified about the mini-series Taboo American-Style and the incestual topics it explores. Ok, more tickled than horrified. No, not really horrified, more...what about the character's reasons for sleeping with everyone and what does the character have to gain by the strain on relationships. Oh, and we discuss the fucking too.

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The Professor and Sweettits get their masturbation on with a couple of new products. Also, there's plenty and little to say about Taboo American Style volume 3. Are there degrees of gay?

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Justin Sideyu joins us for a look at Wicked's Beautiful and Joanna's Angels 2 from VCA, uberfan Nightmage provides an interview and more thank you's to some of our wonderful fans.

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Taboo American Style concludes, kinda. Pervert from Stag Films, a present from kick-ass fan Flashbulb. The as of yet unreleased book from Avon Red, Parlor Games. And a sad moment as one of the Professor's jerk off toys finds the business end of the garbage can. All this plus our promise to a release schedule.

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Starting things off with an interview with Betty Desire (our local drag queen), VCA's Atomic Vixens and Shane's World's Devinn Lane's Guide to Strap-On Sex. And some banter and rambling...how else could we get to almost an hour?

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We slather Bodywise's Maximus all over our naughty bits, watch some serious lesbian fucking in Blowfish's The Crash Pad, laugh our genitals off reviewing Burning Angel's Re-Penetrator, tell you more ways to have fun humping and more...

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Sit back this will take a while. Get your classic on with Little Girls Blue part 1. Empty your bowels upside Enema Debutantes 4. Dare you enter the Tristan's House of Ass? Nightmage interviews Chastity. Sweettits talks of her inners.

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We examine Little Girls Blue part 2 (without the use of stirrups) and investigate Rendezvous from Wicked Pictures. Sweettits speaks of things to toy with around the house. Plus the surprise promised last time, a tease for next time and a turnip.

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Masturbation, masturbation everywhere. The Professor subjects his naughty bits to the Helmet Hugger and the Pearl Pleasure while Sweetits gets going with the Silicone Mini-Oscillator. As promised Sweettits gets hypnotised and reveals...

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A compilation of reviews from earlier shows strung together like so much string cheese or cheese string. There will be a quiz on this material at the end of class.

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All aboard the Bang Boat (for the fifth time). Scoot your Bodacious Booty right up here. And bust out the airbrushes for some pussy painting with Philip Mond's classic, Zazel. Plus a contest...

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Journey back through the ages to a time divine to Canterbury dear friends. And to Oahu, Hawaii with the King for some not so volcanic Eruption. Plus someone left the Professor alone again. And we all fear what that means.

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Ahoy ye mateys! Long Jean Silver is aship and ready for some amputee sex. Aye, and Belladonna gets all up Cock Happy. Yar, and there's talk again of the Doc Johnson Pussy Pump.

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Poor Joanna...this is her story. Also, I have a naughty Japanese pet which certainly needs training. And another great couples movie from Playgirl, Bodies In Heat. All this and apple tasting sperm.

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A movie without editing (Smash's Moving Violations) brings out Justin Sideya to comment. Kimberly Kane's Naked and Famous is exactly what we we're looking for. Going retro with Hercules from Wicked Pictures. And a Happy Birthday to us!

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A Trans Named Desire? Her name's not Desire... And Well Hung Amateurs 1 by Xplor. Plus Vegas tales and drug talk (and some footy). And please NOMINATE US for Mature Podcast of the Forever at PodcastAwards.com.

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VCX can't quite revive Maraschino Cherry. The Professor and Sweettits stand, mouths agape, at Natural Wonders of the World 24 from Blue Coyote. Plus there's even more drug taking, an interesting animal fact and a coupon for our site.

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