The first episode covers Andrew Blake's Body Language, a reading from Aqua Erotica as well as a sincere wish for Topco (one of the largest manufacturers of adult novelties). Plus find out how to get free stuff from video-extreme.com. All this and well, all this.

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The idiocy continues...Professor P reviews XXL Pussy, spending far too much time dwelling on it and it's XXL attributes. A reading from the Mammoth Book of New Erotica and part one of the serial drama (parts 2, 3 and 4 on upcoming Panoramas, promise).

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Tonight a special presentation of the Panorama, when Professor P and Dick Johnson join forces to compare and contrast two vastly different adult movies highlighting female ejaculation, Cytherea Squirts and Squirting 101 volume 5. Mountains of stupidity highlight this lengthy drivel.

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Professor P looks at some of the new movies on video-extreme.com, reviews a couple of lubes and a totally luscious girl/girl flick. And, as promised, part two of the serial drama.

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Our good friend Dick Johnson stops by again, for yet another very special Panorama. The discussion starts with Rocco Siffredi's Ass Collector, moves onto Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy 1 and finishes (in a disturbing manner) with food talk. No, not the kind of food you actually want someone to make you...

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A brief cast (not to be confused with a cast about briefs) featuring an "interview" with Jenna Jameson, the exciting conclusion of the serial drama (thank Heaven) and a bit of Professor P's philosophy regarding this podcast and the store's website.

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A new beginning, kinda, coupled with a new ending stereo surround the review of Adventure Sex 1 from Hustler and Squirt For Me POV 2 from Devil's. Apologies about the delays of late, changing servers and nothing is good about that, yet.

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Sweettits stops by the Panorama for a review of both Evil Angel's Fashionistas (John "Buttman" Stagliano's love child) and O'My's Infinity silicone lube. The talk is fierce and mighty (and poorly recorded). A new catch phrase is born and the outro from B in Boston returns.

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Aah, cockrings. Isn't it about time the Professor took one for a spin? So he does, then tells you about it. Also, in the studio a guest reviewer enlightens us about Sapphic Erotica 1. We also hear one of the Professor's favorite radio spots (like we don't every show...)

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Oh, to be ten...today the Professor investigates the properties of a penile numbing agent and witnesses the results of alcohol, porn stars, college guys, a film crew and release forms in College Invasion volume 5. Plus more giveaways and disturbing visuals. Beware all ye squeamish!

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Sweettits and the Professor call the AVN rating of Laurent Sky's Raw Desire hogwash, comparing his earlier works Fetish: The Dream Scape and Fetish: Are You Human to his latest work.

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The Professor tells a story of life at the porn warehouse. All's well and good until... And then there's the bit about the review of American Cream Pie from Pearl Productions.

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Sweettits returns and Jezebel stops by for a dull recap of the life of our very own refugee. Part 1 of 2. No, we don't actually get to a review here. Soon...

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Part 2 of 2. The remaining conversation between Jezebel, Sweettits and the Professor covering horse fucking, Finger Fitting Inc. Products as well as the 5X Finger Vibe. All this plus stories of the goings on at a porn store...

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Apologies for the length, Sweettits and the Professor try to streamline the show and obviously, fail. Like a monkey at a urinal. We speak of the upcoming Ladies Night at our retail store, review Jack the Zipper's "Squealer", discuss Liquid Virgin and talk of a new giveaway for customers. And talk. And talk some more.

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Checking out two movies, Sweettits and the Professor endure Reign of Tera and delight in Seymore Butts' House of Ass plus the Professor tries another masturbator, and a big f'off to Itunes policy.

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Sweettits and Professor P mix things up a bit with two titles not of the mainstream, Robert Hill's Buck's Beaver and Evil Empire's Swallow.

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Fan extraordinaire Nightmage offers his opinions on Bella's Perversions 1 (along with Sweettits and the Professor), plus the first and last time we look at porn live on the show, Digital Playground's Pirates. Plus find out how to have better orgasms gents and you are invited to take part in a thrilling competition.

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Sweettits presents some of the more humorous XXX titles, a couple of sex enhancers are reviewed (Rocket Balm and Flower Balm) and the dangers of cockrings are revealed. Plus uberfan Nightmage's spectacular promo for our lil' show.

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The Professor and Sweettits review Shane's World latest, Nerdz and check out a waterproof book, Wet. And jibber. And jabber.

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Jezebel and newest porn acquisition Justin Sideya stop by the Panorama to discuss, well, everything. Sweettits and the Professor review the Rock Chick and Devil Inside Her. Check out our site at video-extreme.com.

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The Professor and Sweettits tackle Paul Thomas' remake of the classic The Devil In Miss Jones along with a stop by Elegant Angel's Squirtwoman III. Plus more details about our 5th Annual Ladies Night on December 7, 2005.

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Part two of the discussion with Jezebel, Sweettits, Justin Sideya and Professor P. Also a lil' promo for Bedroom Radio with Ellie.

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The Professor and Sweettits pine for days of yore (your momma). Reviews of Suicide Girls: The First Tour, VCA & Eon McKai's Kill Girl Kill 1 and we pat ourselves on the ass for winning the war on terrorism. It's over, don't ya know? We won!

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The last of the Round Table discussion with Jezebel, Justin Sideya, Sweeettits and Professor P. Happy Holidays from video-extreme.com.

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The Professor and Sweettits examine (without stirrups) Mrs. Behaving, Jenna Loves Pain, Naked Came the Stranger, with a look at the Futurotic Rapture Pussy, the Cyber Sex Buddy and two other masturbators plus a sex tip from Anna Clamaddict.

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Sweettits and the Professor bask in the glow of Michael Ninn's Catherine so long we have to split the show into two parts so the masses don't beat us.

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Wrapping up this beast of a show, the Professor and Sweettits bask in the glow of The Opening of Misty Beethoven and gag on a bi-sexual film. They mention how the buying of items in their little world happens.

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Two long shows in a row, whatever's gotten into us? Transsexual movies make up the entirety of this extended show and here's the first part of our discussions.

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Sweettits and the Professor discuss another tranny movie from Evil Empire featuring Ariana Jollee (is this a rut?). Also on the show, a recap of our 5th Annual Ladies Night Gala.

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A drug filled, review filled bonanza with three movie reviews, two special guests and a how to keep yourself clean lesson.

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Wicked's Hercules and Fun Factory's Smartballs find their way to the Panorama. And heated discussion ensues.

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Anyone But My Husband (Alpha Blue Archives) and Vault of Whores (Evil Empire), some bitching and a plea to get your own self included. FYI, the sound quality suffers from a new piece of hardware the Professor didn't bother to test thoroughly. He's a bad man and should be spanked. Repeatedly.

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Three reviews, True Hollywood Twins from Vivid, Frixion Silicone Lube and the Optimum Power Blowjob Stroker, a visit from the Professoress and well, isn't that enough?

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Weary and battered, our heroes struggle atop the mountain and witness glory unto the highest haven taken the form of Cafe Flesh (Rinse Dream). Then the sequel, of sorts, Cafe Flesh 2. And what the hell happened to Bruno B?

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Everything you never wanted to know about interactive porn on DVD, plus several things you might. A look at four discs from three companies claiming to be the next great thing in multimedia. Plus the Professor gets interviewed for Penthouse magazine and Showbiz Dad taunts us.

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James Avalon's Sex Pix leads the way (and the format) of the show, the first review of Jenna's Hot Trimmer (there's more shearing ahead) and the first look at how completely inept the Professor is at giving the Professoress pleasure.

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Wondering what to get your thang this V-Day? We recommend many plenty items from our site, video-extreme.com, and there's not a flower in the bunch.

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Speaking of muff, the results are still coming in regarding the JHT, another Taste of Money and a book edited by fellow podcaster, Violet Blue.

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Where porn began or where it's going or where the hell did all these tentacles come from?

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Racing head-first down the road to ruin again, the Professor investigates two new products meant for travel (and Sweettits berates him at every turn).

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We start with VCA's Neu Wave Hookers and end on Doc Johnson's Wave. The middle holds G-Spot Sex talk. Is there a theme here? Maybe. Perhaps.

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Valentine's Day 2006 and we let you know about nothing really. Forty minutes of almost helpful suggestions, things you might could try and more information about our sex lives than you ever wanted.

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A long, loving glance over Candy Stripers plus a Panorama exclusive review (that means no other podcast is talking it up about this, hopefully) and the Professor finds something else to hump.

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Six freakin' movies in the special 3 for 3 show. Gag Factor 14, Boobtown Brats, Twidget the Midget, Night Trips, Private Pleasures and Bang Bang, You Got It.

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It was a dark and stormy night and the City Council met and held forth a decree unto the land. And it was lame.

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The continuing saga of an idiot and his podcast.

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Sweettits rejoins the campaign. Victoria Givens World Record Anal Gangbang plus the Silicone Male Masturbator (and tons of other comments).

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Belladonna: Fetish Fantatic 2, Pirates, Doc Johnson's Pussy Pump and a bit of horsey fucking!

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A heart-warming look at Rocco's Dirty Dreams 2, Play-Mate of the Apes and Naughty Secrets from Doc Johnson. All this and a case of SARS.

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Can't we all just get along? The berating of two fine directors; Seymore Butts and Brad Armstrong, they deserve better. Although they don't get better here.

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Looking back at a Mitchell Brothers classic and forward to what you stuff up your own bad self (and the ramifications thereof).

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The Professor and Sweettits are tickled and horrified about the mini-series Taboo American-Style and the incestual topics it explores. Ok, more tickled than horrified. No, not really horrified, more...what about the character's reasons for sleeping with everyone and what does the character have to gain by the strain on relationships. Oh, and we discuss the fucking too.

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The Professor and Sweettits get their masturbation on with a couple of new products. Also, there's plenty and little to say about Taboo American Style volume 3. Are there degrees of gay?

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Justin Sideyu joins us for a look at Wicked's Beautiful and Joanna's Angels 2 from VCA, uberfan Nightmage provides an interview and more thank you's to some of our wonderful fans.

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Taboo American Style concludes, kinda. Pervert from Stag Films, a present from kick-ass fan Flashbulb. The as of yet unreleased book from Avon Red, Parlor Games. And a sad moment as one of the Professor's jerk off toys finds the business end of the garbage can. All this plus our promise to a release schedule.

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Starting things off with an interview with Betty Desire (our local drag queen), VCA's Atomic Vixens and Shane's World's Devinn Lane's Guide to Strap-On Sex. And some banter and rambling...how else could we get to almost an hour?

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We slather Bodywise's Maximus all over our naughty bits, watch some serious lesbian fucking in Blowfish's The Crash Pad, laugh our genitals off reviewing Burning Angel's Re-Penetrator, tell you more ways to have fun humping and more...

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Sit back this will take a while. Get your classic on with Little Girls Blue part 1. Empty your bowels upside Enema Debutantes 4. Dare you enter the Tristan's House of Ass? Nightmage interviews Chastity. Sweettits talks of her inners.

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We examine Little Girls Blue part 2 (without the use of stirrups) and investigate Rendezvous from Wicked Pictures. Sweettits speaks of things to toy with around the house. Plus the surprise promised last time, a tease for next time and a turnip.

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Masturbation, masturbation everywhere. The Professor subjects his naughty bits to the Helmet Hugger and the Pearl Pleasure while Sweetits gets going with the Silicone Mini-Oscillator. As promised Sweettits gets hypnotised and reveals...

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A compilation of reviews from earlier shows strung together like so much string cheese or cheese string. There will be a quiz on this material at the end of class.

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All aboard the Bang Boat (for the fifth time). Scoot your Bodacious Booty right up here. And bust out the airbrushes for some pussy painting with Philip Mond's classic, Zazel. Plus a contest...

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Journey back through the ages to a time divine to Canterbury dear friends. And to Oahu, Hawaii with the King for some not so volcanic Eruption. Plus someone left the Professor alone again. And we all fear what that means.

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Ahoy ye mateys! Long Jean Silver is aship and ready for some amputee sex. Aye, and Belladonna gets all up Cock Happy. Yar, and there's talk again of the Doc Johnson Pussy Pump.

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Poor Joanna...this is her story. Also, I have a naughty Japanese pet which certainly needs training. And another great couples movie from Playgirl, Bodies In Heat. All this and apple tasting sperm.

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A movie without editing (Smash's Moving Violations) brings out Justin Sideya to comment. Kimberly Kane's Naked and Famous is exactly what we we're looking for. Going retro with Hercules from Wicked Pictures. And a Happy Birthday to us!

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A Trans Named Desire? Her name's not Desire... And Well Hung Amateurs 1 by Xplor. Plus Vegas tales and drug talk (and some footy). And please NOMINATE US for Mature Podcast of the Forever at PodcastAwards.com.

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VCX can't quite revive Maraschino Cherry. The Professor and Sweettits stand, mouths agape, at Natural Wonders of the World 24 from Blue Coyote. Plus there's even more drug taking, an interesting animal fact and a coupon for our site.

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Sweettits, Stretch and the Professor experiment with drugs (and live to tell about it). Trantastic from Defiance Films (a listener request) falls under Panorama scrutiny. Fun Factory's silicone vibe, Stranger falls under Sweettits. And more about the animal kingdom.

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It just so happens Roommates make porn that much nicer. Didn't ya know? A review of FREE porn found online (thanks Libertine). The Professor officially retires from drug testing after this latest incident. You say more animal facts? Sweettits delivers. Are you a virgin?

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Join us for a tour of the Beautiful Agony website. Rejoice in the marvel of unshaven pubic hair. Be repulsed at what the Professor sticks himself into this week. And what would you do to get Osama bin Laden to give up his fight?

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Have you heard the news? Sweettits looks into Nacho's Back 2 Evil 2, our heroes watch Vivid's Fade to Black, the gruesome twosome meanders around abbywinters.com and there is talk of ducks with monster peckers.

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Xplor's Handjobs Across America 16 combines with The Candy Shop's Alone in the Dark (to make a big bunch of masturbation when properly blended). Also, the Professor introduces his theme song before plunging into two different items.

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Checking out Video-X-Pix's Babylon Blue. The Professor subjects himself to the Ultimate Stroker Beads from California Exotics. Several apologies must be made because we are lazy. Plus reviews of movies from Abby Winters and Julie Simone.

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If you can believe it, three, that's right, THREE, good reviews from Professor P and Sweettits. If you weren't convinced Armageddon was upon us, this here should be enough proof. Plus we've found our 50th Frappr friend...you'll never guess where.

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Sweettits' house empties and she runs amok on herself with the Luv Bug. The Professor tortures his wife with the GEE. Two atrocious movies, Extreme Fellatio and Reverse Bukkake, plus what happened to one of our favorite directors, Seymore Butts.

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Abby Winters.com falls under our examinations as well as Paul Thomas' latest Emperor as well as a dark blast from the past Nic Andrews' Dark Angels 1. All this plus much love to our friends down under.

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As promised, we investigate sin (Ninnworx Sacred Sin) and more sin (Evil Angel Buda). How is it that we can still talk for over 45 minutes? We don't know either. Perhaps we are investigating deeply? As if.

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Hold on to yourself, there's another classic review afoot (and in your pants and across Europe). And one of the best reviewed vibrators Sweettits has ever had the pleasure of meeting.

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Head back to the 80's and join the Skater Girl Fever revolution (Vivid Alt.). The Professor pulls his head out and finishes Julie Simone's Smoking Interviews and based on a listener, we take a look at an amateur porn site.

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Nothing like being a part of The Decline of Western Civilization: Part 69, The Porno Years. Well, maybe Wicked's Fuck.

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The walking dead have been sighted in the foothills of western Washington. Our heroes practically attempt to battle the zombie hoardes by themselves. Or run like scaredy-pants. Whichever.

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It's a road trip! Get on the bus and head on over to Sex World. That's right, the bus. Also, Ashley Blue roughs up the place as Girlvert in the 13th installment of the series. Plus Sweettits goes all funny.

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Submission runs deep (and occasionally silent) for Adam & Eve's O. And in the woods for Julie Simone's The Jogger. Plus a behind the scenes look at a couple of ads produced way back when.

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Burning Angel's The XXXorcist and Nocturnal's Great American Squirt-Off make us quiver. The Area 51 Love Doll makes the Professor shiver. And Teagan the Sexual Freak (2) doesn't quite deliver.

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Be sure to share this episode with your entire fambly while you're gathered together eating foul. Three reviews this holiday week, one classic movie and two things for the bedroom (or bathroom, depending).

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After the dark and floody day, we travelled Behind the Scenes at JM, into the Future with Private and back to WWII with Adam & Eve. And we only had to change our undies once.

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The Professor offers up a review of Take Off (1978) but please don't tell anyone. Plus Sweettits tickles her fancy (and tries to start a bush fire) plus part one of our extended review of one super movie from Sex Z Pictures, Corruption.

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Corruption rocks the Professor's world (and he is thankful for it). What about Extreme Schoolgirls? And back to the 80's...kind of.

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A worst of, of sorts. A couple of old reviews, plus a couple bits from earlier episodes. Don't worry, you'll hate it.

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Comstock Films (they rock, by the way) sent us Matt and Khym and we thoroughly investigate Jack the Zipper's Blacklight Beauty. And there is talk of t-shirts, more prep for shows and upcoming things.

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Something Willy this way limps. And something Aneros this way taunts. And something Rockabilly this way kicks it.

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Pretend there was a thing called Pornola. Who do you think would benefit from such an arrangement? You, the consumer? I think not. Sweettits and the Professor discuss the upcoming AVN Awards and Philip Mond's Insexts. You decide.

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Jenna's The Provocateur makes an appearance. Michael Raven's Art Of Love makes us wretch. And Orgasm Balls makes Sweettits, well, this is a family show.

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If you've never seen Lexington Steele, sit back, relax and listen to us watch him. Not quite the same as doing it yourself, but Heavy Metal 1 will probably make you re-think your ambition to get into porn. Also, the Professor checks out a specialty video and Sweettits opens up her massive trunk of sex toys and explores a lost treasure.

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Only one movie goes under the microscope this week, Brad Armstrong's Manhunters. But we do manage to offer advice on how to go about making yourself into an oral sex SUPERSTAR (just in time for Valentine's Day). And we present the nominations for the 2006 Panoramic Awards.

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Checking out Deep Throat, Tanya Hyde's Cabaret Bizarre and Powersville Power Bitches 2. And the 2006 Panoramic Award winners plus learning how to oral sex your way out of a paper bag.

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Examining Erik Everhard's Jailbait 3 (who thought you could fool this many girls?), Lesbian Brazil from lezlove.com and Swiss Navy silicone lube by MD Science Labs. Also this week, Sweettits tells of her fun-fun good times working in the adult biz.

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Checking out three more things today, two of which the Professor gets all up on. A pregnant love doll and a Cyberskin pseudo-genital. Also, a new amateur movie line from Red Light District.

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Sweettits and the Professor rejoin the show for three reviews. Two humpy things (The Extreme Pussy and Hand and the Pregnant Fantasies Love Doll) plus a quick look at Amateur POV from Amateur District. And in case you didn't know chimps have clits...

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Almost three reviews, plus some insider information. Talking about new wood sex toys, Neo-Pornographia from Ninnworx, Blonde Ambition from VCX and a horrifying movie from Robert Hill Releasing. The Professor is almost ashamed to have put the sound clips in the show. But the TRUTH must be told!

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Justin Sideya stops by to talk of a crappy lil' vibe. Sweettits and the Professor get all beside themselves self-loving on Squirt In My Gape 2. And the Professor tries more drugs (this time with positive results).

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Want more dick in your life? Well, Sweettits and Professor P give you this week not one butt two gangbang movies to wet your self. Diabolic's Gangbang Auditions 21 and 22 get the glance over and you might be surprised at what we find...

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We made it to 100 and here's all we have to show for it. A review of njoy's Fun Wand, Vivid's Chemistry and a new contest. Plus the painful introduction of the new theme song (get your rotten tomatoes and cabbage for throwing).

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Gather round little Panoramics and listen to a story about the origins of Video Extreme. And we chill in the chat and discuss both Stuntgirls from Jack the Zipper.

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What about this Kardashian gal? Apparently she has sex on camera. Well, that's what Sweettits said anyway. Kinky cockring and ball harness and we get wrapped up in the world of autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Damon and Hunter from Comstock Films, California Exotics Weighted Metallic Orgasm Balls, Smoking Interviews 2 from Julie Simone and quite a bit of talk of contest winners, our philosophy (and what's the news). Plus the question is almost answered...is the Professor gay?

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Taking a dip in the MILF pool and coming up wet. Asking the question,"Are school girls in Dallas different from school girls anywhere else?" Updates on the Clone-A-Willy and Sweettits' breasts.

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Whatever could you mean officer? I was simply attending this evening's Frathouse Fuckfest, just like any other Saturday evening. Sure, I was drinking. Join in the fun this week with hilarious college antics...

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What we have here is three reviews (and plenty of ramblin') about Afrodite Superstar from Femme Chocolate, Eastside Stories from Vivid Alt. and the Snugglepuss from Vibratex. And we ramble some more.

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It was a busy week at the shoppe, checking out two instructional flicks covering anal sex (and how to have it), diving into the vault for a couple of product reviews (for the light bondage crowd) and re-discovering the heart-throb who is Kelly.

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Not quite a best of show because we added in several new reviews, SOOPRIZE!!! While we certainly could have put together something more stimulating, we value your junk and don't want it to get burned out. Ask Sweettits about that...

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Couldn't just stop at once Behind the Green Door, we simply had to go back and get our 80's groove on. The Professoress stops by to remove some pesky pubic hair and discuss our vacation in Vegas.

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There's something humped, something discussed, something celebrated and something bitched about. We could've taken the moral high road, but really, what fun is that? And Dave n' Mrs. Dave...the Professor lies a great deal, take most with a grain of salt.

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Club Jenna finally releases Janine Loves Jenna and we take the entire extended show to give it a thorough tongue bathing. Plus a car chase with real police and everything!

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Three movies, all good, what are the odds? Witches Sabbath from Extreme Associates then on to Xcalibur from Pierre Woodman and Comstock Films' Xana and Dax by guest reviewers.

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Take a trip back to the Real Boogie Nights. Lose yourself with the Gee Whizzard and find out what makes a Dick Plumper.

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While trapped under rubble at the shoppe, our heroes defy the odds and create a podcast examining a listener request, Seymore's Rump Rider. And they manage to squeak out some new information.

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We are totally back on the Mitchell Brothers' dicks after watching Autobiography of a Flea. The Professoress stops by to get rubbed down by Wicked Desires Flavored Heating Massage Potion. And we're taking a few weeks off to wrap up the closing of the retail store.

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Dave and Mrs. Dave provide the only new review this week. The Professor and Sweettits again examine a bit of amputee porn. Plus quick bits from Show 050 and the minute mix of Autobiography Of A Flea.

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Dave and Mrs. Dave return for a look at Devil Inside Her, the Professoress returns to examine the Pandora P&G Spot device and we return to the Ribald Tales of Canterbury.

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Ok, so the closing of the retail store has taken its toll on the Professor's time (and health) and past reviews were all he could muster this week. Great bits from Skater Girl Fever, Smoking Interviews, the hosts' take on The Devil Inside Her and the Prof plays movie star.

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Our sincerest apologies about the lack of new content, new shows will be arriving shortly. Until then please enjoy a couple spooky reviews (remixed BTW) of The XXXorcist and Dark Angels 2.

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Back in the studio, Professor P and Sweettits finally get the reviews promised weeks ago, Video-X-Pix's Jack n' Jill and Vortex Vibrations. And reveal some statistics garnered from the close of the retail shoppe.

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The Professoress joins the crew for a movie review. Sweettits takes on Resurrection all by her lonesome. And a discussion ending in "Fuck the government!" Just imagine what it took to get us there.

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Quick, look, what's that smell? Again two separate reviews for movies (we're working on spending more time together but our unemployed schedule is so hectic) and a look at a peer review plus the Professor reads some smut.

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cuck·old /ˈkʌkəld/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhk-uhld] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation ?noun 1. the husband of an unfaithful wife. ?verb (used with object) 2. to make a cuckold of (a husband). [Origin: 1200?50; ME cukeweld, later cok(k)ewold, cukwold < AF *cucuald (cf. MF cucuault), equiv. to OF cocu cuckoo + -ald, -alt pejorative suffix (see ribald); appar. orig. applied to an adulterer, in allusion to the cuckoo's habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests] from dictionary.com

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It took a while but I managed to wrangle The Professoress into the Den of Inequity long enough to record a quick show. Sorry about the delay but we do answer the reason for the wait.

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Kid two takes his toll on the ability to get a show up a)on time and b)with our own stuff. So the Professor takes the easy way out and uses reviews sent to him by Dave and Mrs. Dave plus the story read to GyroLC.

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If only we could get on a regular schedule again...anywho, Bride of Double Feature gets the DELUXE treatment this week (four different reviewers share their opinions) and The Professoress returns to scrutinize The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann.

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Taking every spare moment to put together two toy reviews and a movie to go along with 'em. We check out a masturbator, a vibe and Cal Vista's Dirty Pretty Lies. And chat about how we hooked up...the Professoress and the Professor, that is...Sweettits is still MIA.

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Round 1 of the Condom Battle Royale: Trojan Twisted Pleasure vs. Kimono Microthin Large.

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Round 2 finds Beyond Seven's Sheerlon Latex Condoms facing Vivid's Lubricated Condom. Two enter, one leaves. Or something like that.

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Hoping to expand their junk both the Professor and the Professoress use appliances to pump their stuff. It was certainly worth the wait...

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Just a quick glimpse of things to come (oh, that sounds nasty).

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Three non-latex condoms enter, one doesn't leave, one kinda saunters away and the last raises it's arms (arms?) in a glorious split-decision victory.

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Two Durex condoms enter the ring and one makes it out.

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A monster of a finale. Six reviews including two movies and four products (and not all of them bad...who'da thunk it?).

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