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Off-Beat Episodes - | Off-Beat -- Dead celebrity pinata. | Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Dead celebrity pinata. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- It's not cheating if... | Hey folks, Shit like this only happens to me I think, so here it is, we are doing a live show and boom out goes the internet. Gotta love it, sometimes I feel like god pisses down on me for some of the nasty things said on this show, if I were God I would be a vengeful God as well I guess so I should expect it. Anyway on the show we discuss the morality of cheating, a bitch so fat she didn't realize she was pregnant until the baby fell outta her and we dish out some advice to an escort. It's pretty much what you've come to love about us.Forums, join em:www.fortherecord.wsLive show, listen to it:Now every Saturday 11pm(ish) EST.Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- It's not cheating if... | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- B.H.M. | Hey folks,We had the webcams fired up the live feed going and our first listener submitted Bottle or Box. This thing was so bad Mallrat gave up the big chair to Zim because he almost puked, it would have been great cause Mallrat can afford to shed a few pounds! We drank 40's, talked shit about people, and mourned the recently deceased. It's everything you've come to love about the show.Next live show:2/17 11pm estShow info:www.fortherecord.wsLater,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- B.H.M. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Fully kraeusened (yes it's a real word!) | Hey, Yeah I'm talking to you! We actually learned something on this weeks show, that mess of letters in the title actually has a meaning much to our suprise! I'm sure you wanna find out what it means so tune in or we'll pull a tapeworm out ya ass! Anywho, we discuss many things because we have diahrea of the mouth as usual. Lindsay Lohan is dying and we celebrate, we mock ugly lesbians from myspace and try and dish out some advice to a loyal fan. All this and so much more for the amazing low price of.... FREE! So tune in and the check out our forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Drop us a line:(206)666-6325And tune in live Saturday January 20th11pm EST.~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Fully kraeusened (yes it's a real word!) | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Autographed ookie cookie. | Were bringing it back to the old school, That's all I gots to say sucka mc's. There was so much stuff going on in this episode I can honestly say it was well worth the two weeks off and we hope you feel the same. We obviously discuss the Saddam hanging, we rip on some retarded celebrities which is nothing new to us and a cast member reveals something that is worthy of recording a whole extra episode, which we did. Check it out on the forums as it will not be released on the forums.Http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Call our voicemail:206-666-6325Catch you next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Autographed ookie cookie. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Fergie says it's not small! | Sup evil doers? In this episode we grab the mic and flip our tongues like a dike. We randomly spout out nonsense about Fergie, some dude from the Nether regio... Netherlands calls in, and we disuss lighting in movies for some dumb reason. It's an hour and a half worth of entertainment that's fit for monkeys.Tune in live next week,December 21st 11pm est.www.fortherecord.ws/live.htmCall us:(206)666-6325Join the insanity at our forums:www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Fergie says it's not small! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Dead deer sex! | Hola folks, Interesting evening here folks, we discuss everything to the morality of screwing a dead dear, homeless people, bowling alley radio, sex accidents and sooo much more. If you wanna join in on the conversation head on over to the forums:http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Drop us a voicemail:(206)666-6325Or maybe join us live:Thursday December 14th 11pm ESTCatch ya later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Dead deer sex! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Bat shit crazy! | Word, It's here, the live stuff, but now it's not live anymore, hence you can listen whenever. I don't know what I'm rambling about, anywho, we cover the Ultimate Warriors lunacy, discuss the ethnicity of moaning woman, and a seal set to kill off old people. Now that is my kind of animal! If anyone knows where I can purcahse one let me know there are some old people on my block that need to be taught a lesson, that lesson don't f' with Dead's seal!Get to posting:http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Drop us a line:(206)666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Bat shit crazy! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Highway of stink! | Hey folks, Sorry it's a bit late, it's amazing what happens when your on a solid schedule and you can't get the show up on said normal time. Anywho here's the show. We discuss the death of music as we knew it, that meaning Kurt Cobain's existance, We talk celebrity's including Britney smartening up and so much more. Anyway thanks for being patient and waiting for the show. We will catch you guys next week!Come discuss the show:http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Give us a call:(206)666-6325See you next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Highway of stink! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- The wrong hole! | Hey friends, It's a rolicking good time all rolled up into an mp3 file from us straight to you. We did a live show and had a wonder full turn out, it really means alot to us and we thank all of our great fans. Alright enough emo bullshit, onto the show. We cover everything from jacking off onto toys to Mallrat's game plan when he goes for insertion on his b-day. We also mocked many people via the phone line. All in all everyone had a great time and you should as well. Now get to joining our shiny new forums:http://www.fortherecord.wsAnd while your at it why not drop us a voicemail:(206)666-6325.Next Live show this Thursday November 9th 11pm EST.Until then,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- The wrong hole! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Stouffer's 2 for 1 special. | I pity the foo, Who gets easily offended. If that's you, you may wanna skip this one. The Militia goes to an all time low on this show with a brand new game show, listens in on some good old American domestic violence and to top it off agrees with some woman's insane way of using freezer. For the first time ever, I am about to apologize for what you are about to hear, but that's what you love about the show.Now stop being such a jackass and join our forums:http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsGo post some info about yourself on our wiki under the fans section:http://www.offbeat.wetpaint.comor leave us a voicemail:(206)666-6325Until we meet in a truck stop,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Stouffer's 2 for 1 special. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Caution, don't feed the woman! | Hey folks, We did another live show that caused some more debate about the Spider-man masterbating issue that won't go away. JBJ also chimes in again this week and gives you some more insight into how to keep your woman in check. We harvest phone calls, Mallrat put on about 5 poiunds because he was eating a bucket of fried foods and we get a visit from the last person you guys would ever expect to drop in. All in all it's another mediocre show from a bunch of guys with nothing better to do. But that's what you've come to love about us. Now stop reading this and go chat in the forums. Forums,http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsDrop us a voice comment,(206)666-6325and make sure to check out our live show schedule,we will be live this Thursday October 19th:http://www.fortherecord.ws/live.aspfor all the details.Catch ya later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Caution, don't feed the woman! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Bitch... don't make me shock you! | Howdy folks, Interessting evening here, and guess what, we captured it all as an mp3 just for you! We discuss so much crap tonight it's bananas, oh god kill me for saying that. Anywho, we take phone calls, even though we weren't doing a live show, now that is fan support. We discuss drive through etiquette, how to keep your bitch in line via JBJ's 12 steps, and we take on some serious issues as well including gun control and keeping you child on a leash. Feel like discussing this episode, join us in the forums:http://www.fortherecord.ws/forums Angry enough to wanna voice your opinion?Call us on our voicemail line:(206)666-6325Until next week:~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Bitch... don't make me shock you! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Otomix pants for Chuck Norris. | Howdy folks, We dabble a bit in our second live show and it goes much smoother than the first one. We talk about pooping while facing each other, super cockaroaches, celbreities giving whores a dirty sanches and so much more than space we have to use here on this blog. So why not eat an apple while listening to our live but not so live show! Check out our forums over at www.fortherecord.ws for the schedule to our next live show and details on how to tune in. http://www.offbeat.wetpaint.com Write some show notes if this wasn't enough.Drop us a voicemail,(206)666-6325Until next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Otomix pants for Chuck Norris. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat - - @$$ Licker. | What's up suckas,
It's like a marathon of good times this episode without all the running
as most of us are fat and/or lazy. We discuss everything from eating
out a chicks asshole to peeing on ten year olds at a NIN concert to
taking a stingray barb to the heart. We would like to go on record as
saying that is a pussy way to go. Any way enjoy this weeks show it's a
fun one and we'll catch you on the flip side. If you want more show
notes, well write them yourself over at http://offbeat.wetpaint.com.
Call us with comic questions,
(206)666-6325
Until we meet in your dreams,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat - - @$$ Licker. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Regulators. | What's up folks, We got a restraining order from Zim and we read it on the air. Also included in this amazing package would be discussion of midget stippers, things Jesus had, Was not was, all things geeky as we re-take Geektopia back from Zim and so much more for 4 easy payments of..... well free and it's all courtesy of your friends here at Off-Beat.Call us,(206)666-6325Until next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Regulators. | Play in Popup.
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| Product placement. | Hey suckas, another week another show for your stank asses. We have some fun this week by singing some death metal, we put product advertisements in the show and then demand these companies pay us! There are also some PSA's thrown in for good measures. We talk about all kinds of random things including carpet chocolates cat's pissing on frozen pizzas and so much more than your feeble little mind can possible comprehend. It's also come to our realization that we believe Zim has quit, so for anyone that enjoyed his quality time spent entertaining you a-holes wish him well in the forums.Give us a call,(206)666-6325Until next week,~~Deadsqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Product placement. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Walking in on your parents. | Hey folks,Some house cleaning crap before the meat of this post, new site is up with some new features, www.fortherecord.ws. We cold call a fan a hillarity ensues. In the mix this week:--Shocking your penis.--Rocking zombies like a hurricane.--Don't give Hillary money.--Add stuff to our wiki, www.offbeat.wetpaint.com--New listener email.--A member of Mallrat's familydrunk? No!--F you Nick Cage.--Little miss sunshine.--Stars looking for cheap and free publicity.--Please god Nicole Kidman do it.--Some Japanesse piss water.--FTR talks etiquette. Give us a call(206)666-6325Catch ya next week:~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Walking in on your parents. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- The Blaccent | Well hello again kiddies, it's fun time yet again. We welcome Joe from the American Coalition against Corporate Greed to the show who is fighting the good cause against high gas prices. Also in the mix:--Mel's agent speaks to us.--She looked at least 18 and was dgging deep folks.--Things you shouldn't say to an arressting officer.--Hey guess what, our DB of the month is a tie in from the above.--How to hit your head on a breath-a-lizer machine.--Use a tin can with a rope on it instead of your cell phone.--This beer belongs under a mattress just like a dead hooker.--Hey, help these guys out with their cause it's a good one for once:www.myspace.com/wewantcheapgas--What the hell could you possibly do with a virtual porn star.--Zim cleans house with points then goes home and dirties his keyboard.--Zombies, Gangsters, Cease and desist orders and bad tech products.--Black, White or Asian the home game.Call us with your home game answere or your thoughts on high gas prices:(206)666-6325Thanks for checking us out guys, later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- The Blaccent | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Old enough to know better. | What's up sucka's, interessting show as usual. Zim admit's some crap, Mallrat an I have phone sex, then vomiting ensues for quite sometime and Zim pretends he was at the World Cup this year for some dumb reason. In the mix:--The Michael Bay movie repair kit.--Zim likes yelling into the mic but also contributes something, yes he contributed something funny!--Shiting adobe take 2.--We need to patent this shit!--Accepted gets accepted by FTR.--West Hartford police are cock gobbling homos.--Geektopia's premiere.--Top 300 reasons not to...--Hillary Cunton, I mean Clinton needs to go the way of the dinosaurs.--Ash brings you the free yet again.--Leave it to an Asian to burn down a school while cooking a dog, poor fido.--A beer made from a river.--An update from a few weeks ago and gag gifts galore.--Have you ever shit yourself? One of us has!--We need to get used to the new outro music.--The New England Challenge.Call us,(206)666-6325Until next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Old enough to know better. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Unlikely places to put "it!" | Why does it feel like everytime Jay is here, I lose control of the show? I guess it's a good thing. Anywho, wanna learn what a BK stacker consists of? Well we answere your question. Also, if your to poor to purchase a sex toy, we teach you how to make your own on the cheap, and we build one in the studio. Jay claims the sex toy was asking for it, but we seem to disagree. In the mix:--Fun with editing.--Burger eating contest minus that cheating asian that can destroy hot dogs.--Who will become the next taste tester for alpo.--F-it then dump it in the trash, just like a real girl. (hey Ash said it, not me!)--FTR's fan of the month.--UFO fairs better then the Blueberry beer we drank last week.--Greco Roman a-holes on a dare.--A fair warning.--Danger Will Robinson, system failure down below.--we get way off track, we were supposed to do Starstruck, but we really just rag on George Lucas.--Stay tuned after the show....if you dare.Call us,(206)666-6325Until next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Unlikely places to put "it!" | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- How to eat your own jizz. | It disturbed me to name the show that, but alas we had no choice. We cover a bunch of crap and read some stuff but nothing has ever disturbed me as much as the dudes post we read that eventually lead to the name of the show. In the mix:--F you Sony Pictures.--New theme song, whadda ya think?--Some cool new kicks.--Mallrat takes it in the face like a champ, again, we are gonna get him a rubber suit for the next fourth.--Pirates kinda reviewed.--The Prez gets our Top 5 dedicated to him.--This doll is freaking disturbing.--How many times can this dude drop the f bomb?--The six worst ways to pass on.--Zim shares some stalker stories, and some sand paper masterbation tales.--Oh yeah, we reviewed a beer in this segment, somewhere between all the gross masterbation crap.--Ftr internet action force presents World Beat.--Zim still stalking.Call us,(206)666-6325until next week,~~DeadSqwirl | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- How to eat your own jizz. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Just the three of us! | We can make it if we try, just the three of us, building castles in the sky. We were wickedly short staffed but it was a good thing. This is a fun one, ever wonder what it would be like to hump an animatronic pig? Well, Mallrat has and we discuss it. In the mix:--The telethon, FTR style.--The monkey chased Zim away, that's all it took?--$3500 for what? Are you kidding me?--Chim Chim wants to cum in your hair, because Zim won't.--How the fuck does a fez hat stay on a shriner?--A waste of 8 beans!--Pirate porno a family friendly version!--Porno for the mentally challenged.--FTR's retard of the week.--Well, we could consider this dude a retard too.--Is it gay if some dude blows you while your sleeping and you cum without knowing?--Iiiiiittt's back.--A new segment that covers the Prey demo, a new way of buying a coke, and a Loco Roco review.--A listener submission, and we get serious, kind of.Call us,(206)666-6325Until next week,~~Deadsqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Just the three of us! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Friendship pies. | Hola bitches,
Zim refuses bottle or box! Seriously, we have been wondering when he
was gonna say he didn't wanna play! Ash sucks it up and takes the
torture. In the mix:
--Ash's anti-truth.
--Mallrat's 1 day vacation, can you consider this a vacation?
--Dustin Diamond will soon be a hobo.
--Are you really gonna look cool playing the Wii? Probably not.
--Some bald dude playing Ghost Rider.
--Method Man a rip off artist? Ummm ok.
--Glam rocker, porn star or exotic fruit.
--If you didn't enjoy it, it's not a crime.
--Someone buy my vote will ya!
--Key lime friendship.
--Sex changes mean you can beat them right?
--Hadji Girl
Give us a call, let us know why we should keep Bottle or box,
(206)666-6325
Until next week,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Friendship pies. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- What? | Hola whores! Sorry, I'm like an abusive author. But I will give you a show worthy of taking a crap on and hiding it under your mom's bed. We go over some topics that matter including: gay marriage, bad television and sooo much more. In the mix:--Interview with Zim's dad.--New Jack was the man.--Who the hell would sleep with that guy.--A "cheesy" tattoo, eh, eh, listen you'll get it!--Uwe Boll defends his mess of a movie.--A new segment, the female lounge.--36 is > 18.--Defend your product Snapple and Xerox.--Militia at the movies.--A true Off-Beat ending.Call us,(206)666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- What? | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Too much Dick not enough Jane! | Holy crap we had a ton of people in the studio, if you can call it that. Cavs, Angry (racist) Pirate, Sumbody28, Rusty Trambone, and SumChick all help us deliver yet another retarded show. We cover all kinds of BS this show from Zim singing to a tattoo of a hand on your prick. In the mix:--One year, and he's still the only one to speak up.--Zim wants to tattoo Spidey's hand on his unit.--Huge breasts of childhood friends.--Addidas soccer jersey's.--Dumb women hazing people.--CRZA elaborates on his creepy mind powers.--Steven Seagall thinks he is Eric Clapton, sadly he is not.--Some douche should form an emo band.--We attack Lost stars and washed up pop stars.--Zim tries to defend his title.Call us for god's sake.(206)666-6325Join the order:<a href="http://www.fortherecord.ws/forums">Do it!</a>Until next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Too much Dick not enough Jane! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Cock rock hallelujah! | Off-Beat love you long time this week. First off happy one year mother
f'ers. Thank you all who have been tuning in especially our hardcore
fans, you guys are great and you know who you are. It's an odd one, ok
so all of them are. We talk women, Zim gets tortured and CRZA sings for
your enjoyment. In the mix:
--Dead on edge.
--Some dumb word that means fashionable woman.
--FTR in the closet.
--10 hot women, that we disagree with.
--Hollywood is going downhill because of the actors.
--Mallrat wants to punch the dude that was behind him.
--If you buy her a drink, FUCKING TALK TO HER AFTERWARDS!
--Chocolate makes you smarter, way to go fat assess.
--Would you pick up a five dollar bill if it was coverd in poo?
--We share how we lost our virginity.
--CRZA rocks the Vedder!
Pick up the phone a-hole:
(206)666-6325
Until next week,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Cock rock hallelujah! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- More than a feeling! | Good times, good times. Zim misses a week and guess what happens, we
torture him deal or no deal style!! It is one worth listening to just
for the shrieks of agony. We do lots of old school stuff this week and
Mallrat popped the button on his jeans after we recorded! In the mix:
--Ash9 Zombie hunter!
--Zim's next pussy ward hath arrived.
--Protestors abound over a work of fiction.
--A brilliant idea as we spill alot of shit.
--Hitler vs. the clowns.
--Zim... DEAL OR NO DEAL?
--Wow foreigners do some dumb stuff, but this one is talented.
--Listener pwns clear eyes.
--Don't fucking hold her hand if your married!
Call us:
(206)666-6325
Later,
~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- More than a feeling! | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Foreigner's don't say no. | Have you ever smelled a sweaty geek? No not Greek, geek. Well Ash9 has and he has a solution. Trust us he was at E3 and that is the epicenter for sweaty geeks. We are a little short staffed this week, but whateva, the show worked. In the mix:--Zim's jury duty story that he didn't want you to hear.--Oh god Shakira can't sing.--F you for ruining this for me Angelina.--Ash does the top 5... again.--Terri Hatcher gets attacked by bees, The government F's with Cannes director and Dj goes to jail for talking smack.--Horror movie or Japanesse porn.Aight turds, give us a call,(206)666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- Foreigner's don't say no. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- I'm so emo I'm gonna give myself some paper cuts then bathe in vinegar. | Hola bitches, If your looking for the typical episode, well, your not gonna get it. We talk about some girl's ass, Omega13 prank calls some douche, a fat dude on a scooter, a toaster of glass, some fat beeotch's baby gets ragged on and we release the winner of the second annual Sebastian Bach-Off. If your looking to see what's in the mix, try harder, you may find them somewhere here.Call us,(206)666-6325Later ho bags,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- I'm so emo I'm gonna give myself some paper cuts then bathe in vinegar. | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- The Musical | Hola, Hey all, It saddens me to inform you that this will be the last Wednesday episode of Off-Beat. We are going back to our original schedule of Saturdays only. Before we do that though we have a musical for ya, we projectile vomit some news out to you and make Zim do something nasty.Anyway thank you all for your support of the Wednesday shows, who knows, maybe they will return.Call us,(206)666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x | to send to friends | Download Off-Beat -- The Musical | Play in Popup.
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| Off-Beat -- Bach and Roll! | It's rematch time folks. Not that any of you have had the chance to hear the original one as it was a private affair. Zim gave a stellar performance last year, can he repeat this year? In t |
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