By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea.
The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more!
The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead!
I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme!
Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames.
She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more!
The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital.
The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D.
I'm invited to go on a hunting outing on a rural piece of land in upstate New York near Blue Mountain Lake. I bring along my .357 handgun and my 12 gauge shotgun. Be my guest on my special holiday hunt.
Free Nordstrom gift via helium balloon, paper-mache Christmas tree toppers, Smitten For Clinton, the methane explosion, let's make a snowman, my Christmas lovemaking story.
I've got my rifle and I'm in a swamp in Florida and I'm gonna take out a woodpecker but the whole thing winds up a grizzly, horrific, unbelievable, bloody mess. Remote field recording using an Edirol.
This Halloween get lots of action with my invention, baby poop sifting update, Mathew 18:20, another complaint, masking tape on hotel carpets (what I recently found), and the one place you should be using lint rollers.
A game I invented that you and your old lady can participate in together during Halloween and it's like the log roll that lumberjacks compete in but it's for women only and it's a lot more difficult.
You aren't ever getting a call on your iPhone, the guy from Vietnam, she asked me to videotape the birth of her child, 18 Wheeler, dead chicks with unfinished business, Ginger Heights and much more!
Rare in the field recording offers step by step instructions on how you too can fill car doors of people you've never met (with cement) and the story about the cat that beheaded my bird friend.
Cloning puppies from the DNA of Doo Drop, my rubber band vibrator idea, the contraceptive sponge, 18 Wheeler, filling car doors with concrete and lots more!
I accidentally pushed my foot through the lid of Doo Drops homemade coffin, I was nearly arrested by a Florida game warden, chicks with broken bones, I found panties in a supermarket, the famous woman that Fed-Exed me the GPS unit and lots more!
In my dream I'm making love in a dumpster, her VCF saved the day, my new living art invention, hymens in amber (fossilized tree resin), scary cracking noises in my private area and lots more!