To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed!

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Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more!

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At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more!

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The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more!

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Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it!

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Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours.

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Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more!

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My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more!

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Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery!

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My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more!

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Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more!

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The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more!

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A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more!

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Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more!

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Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn!

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I strap on an Edirol and head over to Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording!

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Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more!

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The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more!

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The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more!

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Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording!

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My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more!

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Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more!

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Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more!

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Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more!

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Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more!

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The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more!

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My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more!

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Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more!

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Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::)))

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Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more!

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The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more!

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The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more!

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I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more!

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The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor.

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My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach.

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The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight.

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Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way.

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She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach.

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It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport.

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I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place.

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She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet.

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The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more!

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She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp.

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She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole.

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I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09.

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My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more!

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Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper.

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Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down.

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Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be.

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I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer.

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Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition.

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This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09.

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At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work.

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The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress.

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Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house.

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Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more!

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Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more!

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I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more!

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On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09!

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The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan.

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I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me!

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Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more!

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By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea.

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The mountain of fat with the Snickers bar, the back to school shoppers at Wal-Mart and don't send me photographs of your big scary gape.

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During a flag football game I massaged (and resuscitated) a beaver and then I seesawed the sister.

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My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone.

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The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09.

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The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more!

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The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead!

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I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too!

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Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more!

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My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet.

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Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more!

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Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more!

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Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more!

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Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more!

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I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme!

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The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more!

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My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more!

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How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09.

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Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more!

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They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more!

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Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more!

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Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart.

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Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames.

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The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby.

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Held against my will in a behavioral science ward.

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One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers.

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Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more.

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I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber.

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The defective bed, the buy, my shoes, tooth fillings and lots more.

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My parking lot ordeal with the angry middle-aged bag.

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The ice fishing rental guy, her wine store, Gloria and the 7-Eleven Incident and lots more!

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She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more!

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I rent an ice fishing shanty on Houghton Lake in Michigan and it eerily resembles a Vietnam hot box (Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09).

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The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital.

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I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more!

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Her kid lit my car on fire, the Christmas beating, dad and the boat and lots more!

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The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D.

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The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties.

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