A few cut-ups I’ve been able to excrete in the midst of NANOWRIMO and 2012 anxiety.

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Loads of guitar, remixes and the usual audiotopsy treatments. About an hour.

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The nihilist Bill Donahue is planning nonsense; a dyslexic Tom begs you to mount him; and nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

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The Phocus on the Phamily Pholks get a little Phuck happy.

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Kirk and Ray want to give you a free poster. But first, an array of mind numbing propaganda. Could that be the cause of all the increased anxiety in church? Consider the following: Bob could make a difference, but adolescence is growing. And Focus on the Family is getting into [...]

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Five coming atcha.

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You know the drill.

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Say it ain’t so, Joe…. Unable during eight years of insufferably insipid State of the Union Addresses by George W. Bush to even sprout one semi-hard boner, sexually frustrated Joe Wilson finally came into his own, er, pants last night during President Obama’s health care speech. He was reportedly overcome, so [...]

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Yes. Zombie Jesus done tackled a Yeti. And Tony Perkins breaks the ninth commandment, among other things.

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Henry Rollins meets Hall and Oates. KKK orgy. Masturbate orgy. Reach-arounds galore.

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Both of these mental defective media whore turds have books out right now. Both stinking tomes are equally vapid and shrill and paranoid. And are Just perfect for the scalpel of norelpref.

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Long suffering from an intractable caulk sucking addiction, developed when working for his pedophile carpenter father as a child, Fucktard Supreme S. Anderson couldn’t get enough of that phallic shaped electronically charged taser baton and reportedly pleaded peace officers to, quote, “DO tase me, bro! Please!” Ossifers were only too willing to oblige, ramming [...]

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‘Cause they gotta have faith in somethin’.

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The Strange Life of Nikola Tesla, Chapters Five and Six completed. Read by Gordon Fynes and norelpref, respectively.

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Just a note: the clip “Awkward,” below is decidedly NSFW. Of course, very few NP clips are ever SFW. Or any venue.

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The usual unusual concatenation of bozos, membots and media whores all cut up and reassembled, along with some guitar oriented musical bits here and there. Lotta fundies skewered in this one.

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Old Beelzebub be catching them Z’s. With no help from Ambien, or St. John’s Wort, or the ever pungent, fecal smelling Valerian Root. The repetitive shenanigans of the mildly mendacious membots of terra firma move him not. With the only real sin being that of stupidity, Old Nick rests assured, since [...]

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Great movie, BTW. Ah, Kurosawa…

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Go fishing. Go fish. Have fun. Take a long walk off of a short pier.

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