An introduction to NoNonsense Territory and its purpose. The rationale behind The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women, the Website, the articles, the author's background, and these podcasts.

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Maureen Dowd, columnist for the New York Times, has published an anti-male screed called: Are Men Necessary? My podcast is a narration of my rebuttal -- Find Maureen Dowd a Man! -- which is on my blog at http://TheNoNonsenseMan.com

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The Golden Rule -- whoever has the gold makes the rules -- dictates the dynamics of every human relationship, especially that between a man and a woman. Whenever a woman requires a man to wine, dine, and vacation her, he will think of her as his property. Marc H. Rudov, author of The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women and of The Golden Rule Dictates Your Sex Life, hosts this podcast. Find him at www.TheNoNonsenseMan.com

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Men and women have been socialized to believe that men are wild with high sexual drive, while women can take it or leave it. This is ridiculous nonsense: women are equally wild with high sexual drive. But, this socialized nonsense makes men believe they must wine and dine women to get laid -- and allows women to manipulate men to get free dinners, gifts, and vacations. When men learn the truth about the female libido, they will stop crawling through broken glass for sex ... at least the smart ones will.

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Powerful revolutions change the world; anemic resolutions -- the kind you've made all your life -- occupy space in your head. Making New Year's resolutions is a waste of time. This episode tells you how and why you must, instead, change your life with REVOLUTIONS.

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When you meet women, can you seduce them without cash? If you were at a party without your wallet, would you be afraid to face women? If so, then you're in REAL trouble.

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Know the routine of breaking up with your lover, followed by making up with your lover, breaking up again, then making up AGAIN???? Find out why you do this and why you should stop -- NOW!!

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Many men believe that woman are good only for sex and treat them accordingly. This is because women, with their attitudes of entitlement and demands for deferential treatment, bring it on themselves. Using principles in The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women, men can find women who love men, believe in fairness, and want peer relationships.

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Men and women have been socialized to believe mythical female sexual behavior. Despite the massive gains women have made in our society -- professionally, politically, financially, socially, athletically -- these pervasive myths endure, causing relationship dysfunction and failure. Success is impossible without shattering these myths.

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If a woman tells you she needs a lot of foreplay, she's really telling you she's not hot for you. She should be excited just from talking to you. She should be ripping off YOUR clothes. Trust me, it's true. If this is not happening, you don't excite her very much. Maybe your money excites her, but you don't.

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Her infidelity can ruin you financially, especially if you earn more than she does. An Internet service, based in Toronto, helps find your wife men so she can cheat on you. Beware!

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There is a fundamental problem with the traditional, female-oriented Valentine's Day: it's based on one-sided, expected generosity, which is an oxymoron. The very idea that women are automatically and exclusively entitled to royal treatment, just for being alive, turns off a lot of men.

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Our parents and clergy taught us that people and love are far more important than money, right? People, by and large, value money more than love. This unfortunate phenomenon contributes to our 50% divorce rate and the high relationship-misery index.

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Are you sitting on the proverbial "romantic sidelines" because you're sick of relationships and want to avoid the pain of yet another breakup? You are not alone. You are surrounded by legions from the heartbreak club. When it comes to love, people seem so vulnerable and afraid -- as if the heart is the weakest muscle in the human body.

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If a man likes the comfort of his dog loyally following him around, he will LOVE the effect he can have on his woman by taking command of her clitoris, her clit. A woman's clit is her master switch; every woman dreams of the man who can toggle it. Learn how with aural sex!

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According to actor Jamie Foxx, Nick Lachey is no man for seeking assets and marital support from soon-to-be-exwife Jessica Simpson. Foxx's double standard is that men are providers and women are collectors, regardless of who earns what. Foxx invites Jessica to try a "real man" like Foxx.

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It's no accident that so many women are unhappy -- their fathers unwittingly raised them to be miserable. Have you ever heard a woman state that she prefers the company of men because her female friends endlessly whine and complain? I hear this every day. This podcast episode explains the unfortunate situation and what we all can do about it.

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Believe it or not, one of the touchiest issues between men and women is who will pay for dinner in restaurants. Traditionally, men have wined and dined women. But, as women have gained equality in the workplace, this unilateral practice has changed. Some people like the change, some don't. Men and women: Vote in my wining/dining poll, on my Website, to tell me how YOU feel.

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Despite a man's wishes, a woman can get an abortion. Or, she can deliver her child and then collect child support from the father, who, according to Roe v. Wade, was meaningless during the abortion decision. Or, she can deliver the child, then decide she doesn't want it, then dump it off at the fire station, thereby releasing herself and the father from parental obligations. Or, she can go back to the fire station, 14 days after legally abandoning her baby, to reclaim the abandoned child, thereby reobligating herself and the father to support the child. Or, or, or, or, or, or. So many choices. What's a woman to do? Alas, the man has to go along with whatever she decides. Seems fair, right?

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Whatever financial dynamic occurs between a man and woman in dating will be mirrored in divorce -- hence, the matching bookends. So, if a woman exhibits selfish entitlement behavior in your first few dates, as exemplified by her refusal to host you for a night on the town, she is making a cosmic statement. Overlook this statement at your own peril, for she is demonstrating just how much she'll clean your clock in a divorce.

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In the "News Analysis & Commentary" section of its 05/22/06 issue, BusinessWeek features a new book by two female executives at United Airlines who were going to divorce their husbands, whom they blamed for ruining their family lives. Instead, the two women collaborated to write "The Scorecard: How to Fix Your Man in One Year or Less." Yes, they decided that, by fixing their husbands, using management techniques honed at the office, they could have the lives they always wanted.

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Betrothed women are exhibiting the wanton, unrestrained behavior once ascribed solely to men celebrating the end of bachelorhood. Moreover, they are exposing themselves and erasing boundaries in ways men never did. Future brides, though, are not alone in their propensity to "MissBehave." We are seeing raucous female behavior across the spectrum from teenage girls, college girls, and adult women--single and married. Alas, this trend exacerbates the double standard that negatively affects men.

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Divorce is the quickest path to financial ruin, bar none. These days, the probability is significantly high that a married man eventually will be single again, returning to the scrimping lifestyle of his younger days.

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If women want to gain respect amongst men, they must leave the Garden of Eden permanently, with both feet in the real, tough world. They must stop demanding chivalry, act like peers, and treat men like peers.

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There they go again, MissBehaving. Girls are flocking to work as interns on Capitol Hill (Washington, DC), dressed like little whores. Why? The usual reason: to get men to notice and hire them. But, wait, aren't today's girls serious about being respected for their brains? Yeah, right.

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Just when you thought that legislative, judicial, law-enforcement, media, and reproductive biases in favor of women were the epitome of double standards, there is new evidence that "life control" is increasingly shifting to the female domain: in four years, women also will rule men financially. Remember this the next time the waiter brings the check to your table, and your woman insists that YOU pay it -- or worse, you acquiesce.

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A woman demanding chivalry is really a girl saying: "I'm inadequate. I need a booster seat." Such self-denigration occurs for two reasons: 1) the woman thinks little of herself and of men; 2) most men carry booster seats--unilateral wining, dining, vacationing, and bejeweling--insisting that women sit on them. Such dysfunction speaks volumes about both parties.

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Why do so many women hate Tom Leykis? Because he holds up a mirror to them, on a daily basis, and they don't like what they see. But, given the $11.3 billion American women spend annually on cosmetic surgery, that's no surprise. Yet, they do have an endless supply of mirrors and infinite desire to consult them, do they not?

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According to the tabloids, the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn recently ended. Marc Rudov weighs in on the alleged reasons for the breakup and how you can apply the lessons to your own life.

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A male reader of The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women explains in his Amazon.com review how it changed his life and saved him $100,000!

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Apparently, there is money to be made, lots of money, in portraying fathers as morons in sitcoms. CBS helped network television sink to a new low for fathers on Monday night, October 16, 2006. Its highly rated Two and a Half Men, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer, redefined male impotence and groveling.

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The typical man, traditionally, has been so deferential to -- and fearful of -- women that he automatically will allow one to commandeer the dating, engagement, wedding, marriage, and divorce phases of his life. Surrendering these phases to her is akin to riding a runaway train -- The Estrogen Express -- to Disasterville. The only question is, Will he disembark in time to avert the inevitable?

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A widely quoted and vaunted book called Female Chauvinist Pigs, by Ariel Levy, describes a recent social trend of bad, raunchy female behavior that contributes to the coarsening of society. While she makes some on-target observations, Levy inaccurately uses the term chauvinist to characterize female pigs.

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Most men pay their girlfriends and wives like prostitutes -- cash, dinners, vacations, jewelry, cars, homes, and clothing -- in exchange for sex. Not only unnecessary and emasculating, such stupid male behavior induces 'purchased and entitled' women to fake their orgasms. My new book -- 'Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper Cables (TM)' -- teaches men how to attract women who have real orgasms. Details at UnderTheClitoralHood.com

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Despite the dire economic consequences, plenty of men -- especially those weak in the confidence department -- flaunt their wealth to lure women. This is legal prostitution. In such a transaction, the man has as low an opinion of his acquired trophy as he does of himself -- a perfect match.

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On the morning of December 1, 2006, I appeared as a guest on KBKS (KISS) 106.1FM in Seattle, on Jackie & Bender Mornings. Seattle, if you don't know, is the left-wing capital of Misandria, the land of man-hating women and vaginized men. Let me give you a little background about this show. There are four hosts of this program -- Jackie, Bender, Sammi, and Jubal -- two males and two females. Before I got on the air, Jubal, one of the guys, shaved off some of his pubic hair and placed it on a pizza. Then, one of the females, I don't know which one (I was too shocked to remember), vomited. OK, now you understand the "class" of these people. By the way, Seattle Magazine apparently voted Jackie & Bender Mornings the best AM radio show of Seattle. Go figure. This interview, which was prerecorded an hour before it aired, was chopped up, edited, and slanted to make me appear misogynistic, which is untrue and why I generally don't agree to doing prerecorded interviews. Because of this disingenuous, unprofessional ambush, I have done my last prerecorded interview.

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It turns out that institutionalized misandry is not unique to the United States; it is as bad or worse in Australia. In fact, we see a growing trend, in Western-oriented democracies, of the media, and consequently family courts, kicking men "down under" -- literally, figuratively, and geographically.

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Twelve minutes of Author Marc Rudov's favorite 2006 radio appearances -- from The Tom Leykis Show, The Scott Sloan Show, Covino & Rich, Steve & Vikki in the Morning, The Saint (England), and Sex With Emily. Full-length versions available for listening on the Media & Events page of TheNoNonsenseMan.com.

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Today (12.29.06) should be a day of celebration for anti-father feminists and policymakers. The New York Times published an article, 'Middle School Girls Gone Wild,' proving once again that girls and women in this country are out of control. This trend of MissBehaving is occurring at younger and younger ages, and, in my opinion, the lack of paternal influence -- either from absence or spineless silence -- is the main culprit.

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Nifong today dropped the rape charges against the three lacrosse players because his star witness, Crystal Gail Mangum -- the stripper who goes unnamed in almost all news accounts, even though the names of the accused are constantly displayed -- suddenly cannot remember if the alleged perpetrators raped her. Suddenly can't remember? Are you serious?

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On January 3, 2007, the NY Post published an article -- 'Desperate Wives: Half Have Regrets About Hubbies' -- based on an informal survey by Woman's Day magazine and AOL, that buttresses and validates my new book, 'Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze or Jumper Cables.' My book is available at UnderTheClitoralHood.com.

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The Ontario Court of Appeal ruled last week that a father is no more than a dispenser of sperm and cash: he must share custody of his own son with the gay partner of the boy's mother, according to an article published January 7, 2007, in the International Herald Tribune.

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Even a mouse has to navigate a difficult maze to earn a piece of cheese. For a woman in America, in contrast, the marital maze consists only of two adjoining doors -- entrance and exit -- and the cheese is freely available in exchange for zero effort. Congratulations to the male lawmakers who have built this marital maze and its lopsided incentive system.

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Apparently, women don't like the word 'Dutch,' when it means they will have to pay half on a blind date. They find the word cheap, offensive, and disgusting. Why? The entitled woman believes that a date -- any date, even a blind date -- has but one purpose: to entertain her. SHE is the focus of the date, and the man's only purpose in life is to provide the planning, transportation, and funding of HER entertainment.

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It's February again. This can mean only one thing: the dreaded, compulsory Valentine's Day is just around the corner. If you forgot, fear not: the onslaught of TV and radio commercials will remind you and remind you and remind you. There is no escaping them, and they all share a common theme: women are entitled to receive; men are compelled to give. Nothing quite captures the essence of love like female entitlement.

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When watching certain events -- the Super Bowl, NASCAR races, military battles, and joint sessions of Congress -- one might get the impression that we live in a male-dominated society. Nothing could be further from the truth. America is a gynocracy, and it is plagued with a pandemic disease: VD, or the vilification & devaluation of men.

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Bill O'Reilly, host of Fox News Channel's 'The O'Reilly Factor,' is on a respectable, admirable mission to save children from the deplorable, embarrassing pandemic of child abuse in the USA. But, until he helps fathers gain equal rights, he cannot succeed in his quest.

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Consider the impact on male-female relationships of mothers teaching their impressionable daughters to equate money with mad: it has socialized women to spend money, in the context of men, only in times of anger and self-preservation -- and only on themselves. Evidence abounds that this value remains deeply embedded in our culture.

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If you'd like a detailed treatise on the formula for failure, one has just surfaced: The 51% Minority by Lis Wiehl. Wiehl is a legal analyst at Fox News Channel and an associate professor of law at the University of Washington. Her book, which I would entitle "The 51% Absurdity," is disempowering and counterproductive, has victimhood woven throughout its pages, and does a disservice to women everywhere.

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Attention Men & Women In many relationships, women get whatever they want from men through sexual manipulation -- withholding sex for punishment, offering sex as a reward, and trading sex for meals, jewelry, cars, vacations, clothes, and homes. The poll is at TheNoNonsenseMan.com MEN: please vote to indicate whether or not you typically allow women to manipulate you with sex. WOMEN: please vote to indicate whether or not you typically use sex to manipulate men. SELECT YOUR ANSWER & CLICK THE VOTE BUTTON PLEASE BE HONEST!

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If a man accused of domestic violence or rape is automatically presumed guilty, and subsequently suspended or fired from his position pending due process, we must equitably presume mendacious -- and also suspend or fire from her position -- the accusing woman. Checks and balances.

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Wow! A woman believing her lie is a new excuse for lying. Incredible! This, my friends, is another example of how society gives women a pass for their MissBehavior and their illegal behavior.

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It seems that the media complex will hover like angry hornets over any story, whether true or false, about a man wronging a woman. But, if a woman (teamed with a rogue prosecutor) harms a man -- whether with her fists or with her lies -- the reporters and their editors express a collective yawn.

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Unless you've been hiding under a rock for the past 13 months, and didn't hear about the fraudulent rape case at Duke University, you should be painfully aware of the danger your son faces. Because our society doesn't value males, your son's university will not protect him if he should, unfortunately, become the object of a female's ire. In fact, his school will kick him under the bus. You should worry about that.

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Can you imagine a state where a girl is allowed to use the boys' lavatory and compete to become prom king? If you imagined California, you are correct.

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Until we acknowledge the pain and rights of fathers, who suffer every day the consequences of paternal alienation, we are hurting our children. Does anybody care?

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American Association of University Women (AAUW) appeared yesterday, new wage-gap study in hand, to proclaim today -- April 24th -- "Equal Pay Day." Worry not: "Penis Envy Day" will be next, I predict.

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Salary.com recently proclaimed that stay-at-home mothers deserve an annual compensation of $138K per year. Given that the average annual American wage is $30K and that only 10% of Americans earn at least $90K per year, this is ridiculous feminist nonsense. Listen to the debate.

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Once again, I debated Lis Wiehl on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto' -- this time about whether working mothers are ENTITLED to flex-time.

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On 05.18.07, I debated Lis Wiehl on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto' about the transparent pandering to women of presidential candidate John Edwards.

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The New York Post photographed Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod), of the NY Yankees, cheating on his wife. Was this inevitable? Listen to the debate between Marc Rudov and Lis Wiehl, both Fox News contributors, on 'Your World with Neil Cavuto.'

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On June 15, 2007, Marc Rudov debated Lis Wiehl, on their regular Friday bout, on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto.' The topic was: Who struggles more -- working dads or working moms? I say working dads struggle more because they don't even live with their children, have to be visiting parents, and have to support them financially at outrageous rates.

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On June 22, 2007, Marc Rudov debated Lis Wiehl on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto' about the male-bashing 'evolve' commercial of Trojan condoms. Marc contends that Trojan is bashing men by portraying them as pigs.

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NBC and Money magazine have teamed up to teach women how to be courtesans. Not familiar with this term? A courtesan is a high-priced prostitute who caters exclusively to ultrawealthy men. As I opined in my previous article -- 'Is Your Prostitute Legal?' -- there is no difference between prostitution and dating or marrying for money. In each case, women exchange sex for financial gain.

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Marc Rudov debated Lis Wiehl on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto' about whether getting married on 07.07.07 will bring men luck. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker will be among the millions taking the plunge on this silly occasion. Rudov argued that these men are making the mistake of their lives.

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The Universities of Arizona and Texas recently conducted a study in which they concluded that males and females are equally talkative. I told Peter Tilden of KABC that I concur. Listen to our discussion.

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Katie Couric, anchor of the CBS Evening News, recently slapped her male producer, who put the word sputum in her script for a report on tuberculosis. Why? She had trouble pronouncing this word on the air. What else could she do, to show her frustration and embarrassment, but slap the man? After all, isn't this what women do? Problem is, she committed a crime: assault and battery. Was she fired or prosecuted? Of course not. Female-on-male violence is acceptable in Western society. On Friday, July 13, 2007, Marc Rudov debated Lis Wiehl about this topic on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto.'

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This past week, Elizabeth Edwards, wife of presidential candidate John Edwards (D-NC), opined that Hillary Clinton isn't woman enough to be president. She meant that Hillary isn't feminist enough to be president, which means she doesn't pander and condescend to women as much as John Edwards. This proves that feminism is dead. On July 20, 2007, I debated this topic with Lis Wiehl on my regular stint at Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto.'

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On July 27, 2007, Marc Rudov debated Lis Wiehl on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto' about whether the Hollywood media specifically target bad girls. Rudov claims that the media are gender-neutral, caring only about covering bad behavior. Rudov's point is that females seek more attention and exposure than men -- and get it.

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Why do ladies' nights exist? Because men don't get women and don't require much of them, either. Worse, they think little of themselves. Men know little about the female libido and, therefore, don't realize that booze is not required for sexual leverage. As I've stated ad nauseam: women do not get sexually aroused because of cash or booze. Men mistakenly think that, because women accept cash and booze, it equates to sexual arousal. Wrong. Unfortunately, ignorance is a stronger and more-enduring force than change.

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Hillary Clinton isn't qualified to become our next president. Why? Because she exclusively represents a gender that doesn't want or believe in equality. She promotes herself as a champion for women, and, therefore, doesn't represent men. This biased leader of the "unfairer" sex -- a gender always in search of special rights and privileges -- doesn't have what it takes to lead our nation.

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The new definition of the family, thanks to the feminarcissists and the Congressional eunuchs who kowtow to them, is a mother living with her children, collecting payments from a deposed, alienated father. So, when you hear a politician mention "family," you'll know he means the mother-centric model.

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On August 24, 2007, I debated Tracy Byrnes, business writer at the 'New York Post,' about my prediction that the subprime meltdown -- like any economic downturn -- will encourage women to divorce their husbands. There is always an uptick in divorces when the economy shows any sign of faltering. Ask any divorce lawyer. Tracy asserted that women are strong and don't need men's money, and then admitted to receiving alimony! Vote in the poll at www.FoxFan.com

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It is with great pain that I watch the state of Virginia destroying that critical father-child bond by callously vilifying fathers, presuming them to be pedophiles. Not only is such a campaign -- funded by Virginia taxpayers -- preposterous, outrageous, and immoral, it is unconstitutional. Furthermore, it hurts children by teaching them to fear their fathers and avoid seeking their help and counsel. It engenders a culture where little girls grow up as misandrists and little boys as self-hating shells of human beings.

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On September 3, 2007 -- Labor Day -- Marc Rudov debated Tracy Byrnes on Fox News Channel's 'Your World with Neil Cavuto' about abolishing alimony. Listen to female hypocrisy in action, and then cast your vote at www.FoxFan.com.

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Every time a man tells me, whether in person or via e-mail or on a radio show, that he wears the pants at home, I laugh to myself. I know that the opposite is true: he's engaged in a sad game of self-delusion. Women wear the pants at home. The anti-male laws make it so.

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If a woman you meet online wants to call you without exposing her phone number to you, don't accept the call. Share risks and rewards equally. Be equal or be nothing.

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Do women sometimes find themselves in dangerous situations where they need protection? Absolutely. Because of VAWA, do women have the potential to fraudulently use Tasers, with impunity -- in arguments, in rages, out of jealousy, for spite, in revenge, etc. -- to commit legal assault and battery on innocent men? You bet they do!

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In my book, "Under the Clitoral Hood," I explain that a man can seduce a woman only with his voice. Not with his money (oh, she'll take it, but she is not sexually aroused), and certainly not with a text message.

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A man will face no female iceberg more destructive than PMS: princess mentality syndrome. PMS makes a woman feel entitled to special rights, privileges, chivalry, and pedestals -- just like a princess. PMS causes men to suffer headaches, cramped lifestyles, bloated expenses, low self-esteem, and bleeding of cash. Her PMS is nonsense and totally avoidable. If you suffer from it, you do so by choice.

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If your marriage is already teetering when December arrives, it's time to beware the January divorce. By the Sunday of the Super Bowl, there's a high probability that your wife will have served you divorce papers. That's right: women bring 70% of divorce actions, to improve their odds of taking the kids and the houses.

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Imagine presidential candidates having the audacity to claim pro-family credentials while completely ignoring men. I fully expect the Gynocrats -- Clinton, Edwards, and Obama -- to snub men. It's what they do. A gynocracy can't thrive without Gynocrats, who blindly, reflexively, and unilaterally support women. It's no secret that the Gynocrats are beholden to the feminists at NOW. But, what shocks me is that the Republicans, who always promise to appoint strict constructionists to the Supreme Court, are AWOL during any constitutional argument about men.

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Does she view you as a phallus or a trailer hitch? Ask yourself: Will she be in your bed tomorrow if you stop wining & dining her?

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When writing or talking to a woman you want to win over, make a point of using her name. If you omit her name, you'll offend and turn her off -- if not, she is emotionally dead. The same principle holds when she communicates with you. If you don't care, YOU are emotionally dead.

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Relationship ranking, like family ranking, affects one's personality and demeanor. Why, then, do so many men choose relationships in which they won't be numero uno?

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A man's sophistication about women is inversely proportional to the size of his sex budget: the more he disburses, the less he knows. Whether he spends lavishly for sex on his girlfriend, mistress, wife, or prostitute, his mere purchasing of sex is proof of ignorance about the female libido. Given what we've learned about the magnitude, complexity, and logistical deployment of Eliot Spitzer's sex budget, it's clear that the ex-governor of New York is sexually naïve.

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Is your woman a Merchant Maureen? If so, don't forget one minor detail: you recruited her. Why? Because you don't know how to sail your ship in her waters without paying a fee. You didn't even know that it's possible. You assume that bribing your way through her canal is the rule. She knows that about you and charges accordingly, based on the value of your cargo.

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Has she told you, to your face, with enthusiasm, why she chose you? If not, your relationship is already dead and headed for dissolution.

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Feminists are engaged in an endless campaign to worsen men's lives. This situation is akin to the current era of $4 gas, which once was stoppable and fixable. Because of male inaction, the increasingly oppressive system of American gynojustice eventually will be unstoppable and unfixable.

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Most men are attracted to women who use the promise of sex to manipulate them, like Pavlov's dogs, to spend money, do chores, and jump through hoops. I call this ritual Pavlovian sex: women dangle the bedroom keys; men salivate and beg.

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I love you. Three powerful words. They change lives. Are they real? Unlikely. Men and women blithely utter these three words as easily as politicians promise tax cuts. Do they mean it? Odds are, no.

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The manhood brand is dead, kaput, and that is no accident. Men, who built the legal and physical infrastructure of this country from scratch, have, over the past 36 years, chosen to allow women to marginalize and overshadow them. Maria Shriver, wife of The Terminator, has proclaimed America a woman's nation, and she is right.

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Infidelity is a choice -- as obesity, substance abuse, and ignorance are choices. Infidelity is voluntary destructive and self-destructive behavior. But, given that at least half of all married men and women cheat on each other, why is it such a popular choice? In a word: chivalry.

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The success of any relationship, whether business or romantic, is based on the quality of the team. When people are going through a divorce, they realize, unfortunately for the first time in many cases, that they never were a team. That's a hard pill to swallow, especially after a long-term marriage.

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Why, then, no apology from Letterman to A-Rod? Why, then, no demonstrations on Broadway about offending A-Rod? Why no complaints from A-Rod, the Yankees, Major League Baseball, or Brian Kolb? Simple: A-Rod is a man. Hurting a man has no consequences. A man, after all, is supposed to "take it" and keep his mouth shut.

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It amazes me how many men actually believe that their sexual urges exceed those of women. Totally untrue. So, all of their behaviors, in the quest to get female affection and approval, are based on this myth. Ironically, instead of getting affection and approval from women, they lose power and money to them.

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The number-one reason people end up with stones in their shoes: chivalry. Chivalry begets incompatibility. Men chase and purchase women -- that's wining & dining, folks. Women find themselves with men who wore them down with persistence and/or "outbid" the other men.

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If the truth about female sexuality were to become common knowledge, the economy would collapse to depths never seen -- as men's magazines, ladies' nights, Valentine's Day, wining/dining, and engagement rings would be history. We can't have that! Nope. People will cling to the false beliefs that reinforce their current lifestyles.

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