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Metcalf Up the Middle
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Cleveland natives Johnny and Guy pass the time talking sports, debating politics, and discussing music, television, and movies. Basically, they talk about whatever comes to mind and hopefully say something funny or interesting.
Have your feedback read on the air! Leave comments, write an iTunes review, or email Johnny and Guy directly at MetcalfUpTheMiddle@gmail.com. Chances are they will talk about it!
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Comedy and Humor Sports Movies and Entertainment > Television
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| Date Added |
20-Jul-2008 |
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5.00 |
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EXPLICIT MATERIAL - ADULTS ONLY
Metcalf up the Middle Episodes - | My Mouth | Episode 16:
Johnny and Guy enjoyed the week after both the Browns and the Buckeyes won. They talk about NFL parity, the Cavs, the history of "Manny being Manny," and buying a fire truck. Colin Powell endorses Obama and our hosts talk a little politics again, leading to some Al bashing.
The List: The newlywed game. | Get at Short URL | Download My Mouth | Play in Popup.
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| But Then I was Done | Episode 15:
Johnny, Guy and Rosebud recap sports news after taking a week off. They also review the presidential and VP debates. A popular magazine rips off the show.
The List: Top 3 magazines you like better than EW. | Get at Short URL | Download But Then I was Done | Play in Popup.
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| Flee First, Flee Early, Flee Often | Episode 14:
Coach rejoins the show along with Al. Browns continue to disappoint, Manny might be a dick, and the chase is on. Guy cathes up in the football picks and the 4, along with Rosebud, take a Three's Company quiz.
The List: Top 3 video arcade games | Get at Short URL | Download Flee First, Flee Early, Flee Often | Play in Popup.
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| But They Cheat, They Fly | Episode 13:
Congratulations to Bad Attitude Bob for winning the haiku contest--here is the photoshopped picture he requested. And one more time, here is the winning entry:
Gryphons are better
than centaurs or unicorns.
But they cheat, they fly.
Thanks to all who participated! In this episode, Johnny, Guy, and Bad Attitude mourn the Buckeyes and Browns weekend. Guy talks about becoming a Sensei. Bob hearts hurricane season.
The List: Top 5 video games of all time | Get at Short URL | Download But They Cheat, They Fly | Play in Popup.
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| Major Tool Upgrade | Episode 12:
Sorry about the delay in posting. The first MUTM listener contest winner is announced! Apologies to Lo-Dawg, his not-so-haiku entry was read on air, but lost in technical difficulties. It can still be read on the episode 11 comments page. Guy officially announces his intentions to move to Japan. Johnny and Guy address Bad Attitude Bob's political manifesto, among other things.
The List: Top 5 television series for the upcoming season | Get at Short URL | Download Major Tool Upgrade | Play in Popup.
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| Better Luck Next Time | Episode 11:
Johnny and Guy announce MUTM's first listener contest (the word "haiku" seems to have been inadvertently censored). Send your haiku to metcalfupthemiddle@gmail.com. Cliff Lee wins 20 games, Wells hurts his foot, Favre is voted as a team captain, and the Browns kickoff against the Cowboys this Sunday. Rosebud joins for the first Super Liga Manager Profile. Our hosts get political.
The List: Top 3 NFL players at each offensive position | Get at Short URL | Download Better Luck Next Time | Play in Popup.
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| What if They're Little Fags | Episode 10:
Bad Attitude Bob makes his MUTM on air debut to celebrate double digits! Fans of the show start a rival podcast. NFL preseason is coming to a close and Super Liga is underway. The three make their football picks for this weeks top football games.
The List: Top 3 fictional characters you'd least like to standing at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night | Get at Short URL | Download What if They're Little Fags | Play in Popup.
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| Czech the Born-On Date | Episode 9:
Johnny and Guy welcome back Al as he participates in a non-Super Liga fantasy football draft. Topics include the Olympics, the Browns, Bigfoot, and virtual law. They also play a horrible game of Mad Libs. Franimal and Bad Attitude Bob write in to give their two cents. Keith jumps in to discuss farkling with JK.
The List: Top 3 Fictional Bands | Get at Short URL | Download Czech the Born-On Date | Play in Popup.
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| It's a Big Hoax, or a Bigfoot | Episode 8:
MUTM reverts to it's guestless roots--at least for this episode. Our hosts' sports update includes Favre and the Jets, Phelps and Olympic fever, Braylon and the Browns, and Mo and the Cavs. Other topics include bigfoot, biking MILFs, and candidate tunes. Also, Al and T-bag call in and women listeners are praised.
The List: Top 3 Dictators (in honor of Red China) | Get at Short URL | Download It's a Big Hoax, or a Bigfoot | Play in Popup.
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| Man on Man and Horse Action | Episode 7:
Special guest, Hodog, joins Johnny and Guy in their discussions. More Neighborhood Defense League news, the Favre saga continues, the Tribe blows, LeBron entertains Europe, Browns first preseason game this week, pop culture contestants falter, Guy's sister sings The Cure, Hodog sticks things in places and eats bugs. Apologies to Keith and Doc for not reading their comments on the air (Guy takes the blame).
The List: Top 3 events you would like to see in the Olympics, AND fantasy sitcom family. | Get at Short URL | Download Man on Man and Horse Action | Play in Popup.
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| Yikesville, Population: Everybody | Episode 6:
Johnny, Guy, and Coach welcome Al to the show for his first appearance. They invite the Neighborhood Defense League onto the show for an interview. The "Bad Attitude" iTunes review mystery is discussed and the four play Rapid Fire. Topics include: MLB trades, the Favre saga, raptors, and Sporn.
The List: Top 3 t.v. theme songs. | Get at Short URL | Download Yikesville, Population: Everybody | Play in Popup.
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| Tackle a Jaywalker | Episode 5:
Johnny and Guy welcome the Commish for a fantasy football pre-draft analysis. Coach also contributes by phone. Bad Attitude Bob emails the show his ideas for The List and also writes an iTunes review. The 3 also discuss the Brett Favre saga, Carson Palmer's anti-Buckeye sentiments, The Dark Knight, and Cleveland's Neighborhood Defense League.
The List: Top 3 Fictional Villians (includes B-Ford's projected answers) | Get at Short URL | Download Tackle a Jaywalker | Play in Popup.
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| Travis Hafner Gets All the Cox | Episode 4:
Johnny and Guy watch the MLB All-Star game and shoot the stuff. They read MUTM's first fan comments and reviews. Topics include Marvin Gaye, Supre Liga pre-draft, mustaches, The Dark Knight, and campaigning for Obama. Then they play Fast Money!
Tonight's list: Top 3 game shows. | Get at Short URL | Download Travis Hafner Gets All the Cox | Play in Popup.
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| It Tasted Like it Was Recording | Episode 3.2:
Johnny and Guy welcome back Coach to the show. The three make a late night journey to Jimmy John's and podcast along the way. Topics include the Sabathia trade, the Cleveland Gladiators, fantasy sports, a notorious senior prank, MUTM's growing popularity, and of course, Super Liga.
Tonight's List: Top 3 Roadtrips | Get at Short URL | Download It Tasted Like it Was Recording | Play in Popup.
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| Onion Flavered Strips of Nothing | Episode 2:
Johnny and Guy welcome Coach and Uncle Mitch as MUTM's first ever guests. The four of them drink beers and discuss soccer things, Tiger Woods' amazing performance at the US Open, charity poker, a recent bachelor party extravaganza, the Cavs, and tearing down goalposts--all while sharing a crave case.
Tonight's List: Top 3 Sports Movies | Get at Short URL | Download Onion Flavered Strips of Nothing | Play in Popup.
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