Science is a noble field worthy of considered respect. Feel your frustration mount therefore, as we halfass our way through a Hex the Dex science experiment! With the research underway we also find time to discuss Poop-Howitzers, Circular Parties, Porcelain Buses and Hugh Hefner?s sexy brain transplant. Hex in full pseudoscientific effect baby, yeah!
Hello. It has been a very eventful month at the Breakbeat Castle, we left Purple Radio's Saturday afternoon slot and joined NSB Radio's Sunday 5-7BST afternoon slot. So does this mean choral music and ecclesiastical ramblings? You betcha evil ass it doesn't! No fear! It's a case of meet the new Hex, same as the old Hex, in other words the usual puerile banter with your old friends Dave, Dave and Dom. This week the good ship Hex sets sail for Willy Island!
If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!
Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.
Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!
Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!
Pandas don't like to do the nasty, but when they do, ooooh, its NASTY. This is Hex the Dex but like NEVER before...we are LIVE! All the ridiculous and offensice chat, but without the comfortable safety net of a post show edit. Hear how we manage to offend not just the whole of Southeast Asia and China, but also Jeremy Beadles grieving family and almost all non-english ethnic groups. If Purple Radio has a licence, it won't have it for long!
It is not a Hex really, this show, it has no breaks and Other Dave is eerily absent. How can we do a show without chuckler Dave, the golden giggler? And without our beloved breaks? Surely that is impossible. Well fear not because stepping up to the mic in place of Dave comes a worthy contender, Andy G / G Money. Journey with us as we recount tails of our recent marvelous mystical Icelandic adventure. Clungortunity Ahoy!
Hello and merry perineum of Christmas to you. This is a no holds barred rip snorting festive stonker of a show. Joining the boys in the studio is legendary breaks supremo, DJ High Eight, the all conquering CEO of ReConnect Records. Also Dave cooks up a fantastic Christmas roast, Dom ponders Victorian graffiti and Dave provides culinary commentary. A party for your ears? Yes.
WAR, what is it good for...hmmmm...well it seems quite a lot of things actually, hear our full report. Plus the sad conclusion to our paintball battle, Terry Wogans todger, conical head gear and your face in meat dot com. Just a few of the strange delights on offer in this hootie mack of a show.
War is hell, but to be fair that really only applies to end bit when you get shot, before that its a laugh. Dave, Dave and Dom load paintball guns and go deep behind enemy lines for...err...actually they never really figure that out due to the fog of war and their short attention spa...oh look a bird box. Join the boys for that plus gynecological Facebook pics, Thundercats outtakes, Dave blowing a postmodern fuse and a whole lot more.
The extraordinary tail of one mans struggle with obesity and his fight not to be covered in foil, suspended from the ceiling and spun around like some hideous juddering glitter ball, the campest and funniest air safety announcement in history, the horrific boyjoy sexborg Miss Piggy and the K9 Doggle, all this a more could be in your ears. Do it.
Hello. Time for more informative sounds from Hex The Dex. Not only do we have some fine fine tunes, including a world podcast exclusive (possibly 2), we have some authentic Canadian input, Dave's successful date tips, a Bang Face review, party news, drunken Germans and forum peeps thanks. Go on, give it a listen...
Wow! It's more tunes and chat in another Hex the Dex. Is stupid Bill stupid Cosby stupid? Televisions - have they lost some of their analogue charm? We delve into the whole "are poorly performed regional accents actually racist?" can of worms. Is Castro is still alive? What is it with Michael Stipe and Oranges? On a more serious note, there is a sensitively handled discussion about the "Base" method of sexual reporting. And if you make it right to the end....sorry!
Hello. Hugo has gone, so it is back to Dave, Dave and Dom to inform you about the hot topics gripping todays global news feeds: Mirrored boat radio broadcasts, forum filth, ladies with chaps, debatable bootlegs, DJ theorums and a very funky small man. Plus the usual smattering of top quality tunes. Sold to you...for free.
How do you dress like old school beat meisters Altern8? Is Tiny Dancer an excuse for Elton John to exist? What does a real Scotsman sound like? Do Daleks rave? What would we put on our rider lists if we were ever in the position to have one? Yup, we are back and not a lot has changed! Apart from this time we play some of our favourite tunes from the past.
Not a show for the easily offended this. In fact, if you are easily offended then you can fcuk off, because this really is not for you. The braver listener will enjoy puerile tails of Glasturbation, worm control, chocolate scheiza, money monkeys and the police. Plus some fat tunes naturally.
We get off to an unexpectedly Austrian start this week with Franz Klammer. We have one in the front and two in the back, which is distracting to say the least. A guess the DJ contest...its probably Hi8 judging by the number of mentions he gets in the show. And all the frickin breaks and fun you can handle. Ouch.
Here at Hex The Dex we have decided it is officially Summer, so expect summer tunes, picnic planning tips, alternative uses for Coleslaw, hydro-electric bass pumps and Owls.
After six weeks hard toil Dave is back and so is the show. We are so happy to be back on the mic that we indulge our love of beer to the max. Oh well at least the ensuing mess is peppered with magnificent breakbeat tunes. Beard maladies, soft metal history, prophylactic shock and much much more. May indeed contain funk. We were drunk.
Location. Location. Location...and this time its not Dave and Dave's flat. We go on a day trip to Dom's new studio facility where we try out a new tool for the show...the anecdote list. Topics relating to mice, fur clad chinese ladies, March 8th, flammable human adverts, tree graffiti, alfresco dancing women and rhino keepers crop up. Plus the tunes. Always the tunes...
A monster nine, yes nine, fresh tunes in a show dedicated to James Brown, albeit rather loosely. What would you borrow from the library of random chance? What wood is best for constructing a bass proof shed? Who has the manliest robot voice? The answers to these questions plus more enthralling nonsense await the brave listener.
To get you through the dark days of January, here is Hex The Dex's "Best tunes we played last year according to Dave" mix. Hope you enjoy...even if it wasn't mixed by Dom as he was up a mountain, so in the spirit of Christmas past, and because he has a Santa outfit, Dave had to give it a go!
Eight chunky tunes, seven swear words, six sausages, five frozen fowl, four fancy hats, three strange men, two called Dave and a Dom covered in graaaaaeeeaaavy. Happy Christmas Friends.
Come with us on a whistle-stop tour of central London in a hired white van. The magisterial presence of HRH Queen Elisabeth II makes this the most regal podcast in history. Also featured are Tony Blair, The Archbishop of Canterbury, Hugh Grant, James Blunt (What an absolute bast*rd), an actual dong from Big Ben and a hoop of hope. Plus seven awesome tunes. Vans rule!
Will History remember us? If so, then it will state that in this show we covered the first Moon landing, Scouts with military support and Bergerac. All washed down with some liquor and the best tunes we could find. It's also Halloween and Dom has gone missing....
Normal service is resumed as we cover B-Boy head accessories, the Tenby tragedy, Dave's new adventures in the "babe pen" and after weeks of intricate legal tit for tat we can announce the winner of the Full Metal Jacket competition.
1...2......1...2...Check...Check...HELLO and hold on for part two of our Audio Test Broadcast. Think of it as flipping an audio bird to our little thieving f**k friend. Dave goes shopping for his Mum's birthday pressie, Dom makes an unpleasant sound, Dave witnesses youth crime in action and take cover for back to back Pendulum madness.
Testing....Testing....Hello everybody. This is a Hex The Dex Audio Test Broadcast. Following the unforunate incident involving our equipment and a thieving F**K, Hex The Dex returns to air with a 2 part "New Equipment Test" special. It's different...but the same. WARNING: Caution is advised due to boss tunage.
Funeral turnout low? Involved in an embarrassing situation involving your mother, a security official and some personal improvement apparatus? Concerned about Tea consumption? Hex The Dex is back to help you with these, and other, every day dilemmas. Plus the finest fresh breaks we could find.
As Britain shrugs of the fear of terrorist fluid, the boys have only one concern. Nerd Off! Dave and Dom slug it out for the title of Ultimate Nerd. A precautionary tail for nut fans. Intelligent Fruit Flies, we have the facts. And a track from Echaskech recorded live at the Big Chill festival. Sweet.
Want to stage a fair fight between a Shark and a Bear? Want to know how long to boil Dom for before he is just right? Want to listen to some Grade A adulation? Well, listen to this and we'll tell you how.
Dave has been and gone and hired a boat, be afraid. Other Daves rubber fetish comes to a sticky end. Dom goes to a gay disco. Hex the Dex, a show featuring normal balanced chaps. No really.
We really cant apologize enough for this show. It pushes the envelope of decency, adheres the stamp of shame and posts itself to its own bottom. Sorry again. Told you.
Dom returns just in time to help with the Hex The Dex When Animals go Wrong round up. Bears, badgers, rocket powered cows and cooperative chickens are all covered. And Phil Collins pops in and does a lot of good work for charity.
Hex The Dex offers a special celebrity guest the chance to redeem themselves from their own pitiful failure. We go onderground for some mine news and discuss possibly the World's greatest hissy fit. Plus the usual breaks and beats.
More banter and breaks from Hex The Dex. Hugging strangers, Druids, Scientology and Mr. Mange Tout get blinded our spotlight of ill informed chat. We also have a brand new competition for you, and we delve into the murky world of the profane. Go on, give it a go.
DON'T PANIC! Hex The Dex is here with all the information YOU need to know about Bird Flu. What is it? How did it get here? Can you eat a hamburger with a pencil? Do Truffles cry Mayonnaise? How do you lure a Swan to a remote French farmhouse? If you want answers to these questions, then this is the show for you.
Has Spring Sprung in London? The results are in. And for our beloved British Bobbies its a case of two wheels good, eight wheels bad. Can you fit England up the Amazon? Only sideways it seems. Oh, and do you know the way to Uluru? Streuth mate!
The birthday celebrations continue as we attempt to battle our SODding melancholy. Luckily we succeed with some excellent tunes, some hard liquor and talk of Dave's lint scam. Failed sponsorship deals, rollerskates, London Cabbie annoyance tactics, feline civic responsibilities and rutting neighbours all help lift the gloom too. And Dom leaves (again).
Happy Birthday Hex The Dex. In celebration we continue our study into stupid cops vs stupid crims, more US Military animal tampering and George Michael, if you're listening, give Dave a call. Although, if you are Tom Cruise, please don't.
It's the Hex The Dex Valentines Day breakbeat love in....Dave gets you in the mood with his views on Valentines Day. Criminals or Police - who's the stoopidist? We have an interview with the legendary Torveld Strap and will Dave fall for Dave and Dom's practical joke?
There she blows! Dave and Dave harpoon another excellent selection of breakbeat blubber for your science needs. Dom goes AWOL down in Acapulco, or somewhere, and Dave pleads for your Breakspoll votes.
Dom is taken gravely ill but the Daves aren't convinced. Are you? More brand spanking new breakbeat of the cutting edge variety, glued together with chat that is, as usual, nonsensical. Self-aware potatoes jostle for position with England greatest shame, Morris dancers...
We kick of 2006 with a special "Live" edition of Hex The Dex. There's Christmas Gift analysis, Alien musical accompanyment, Tat quiz and a plea for Sean to come home. Plus some tunes we like.
Buoyed by the now legendary culinary success of his Xmas dinner, Dom turns his attention to the decks to craft an hour of the finest breaks that have been heard on Hex The Dex in 2005. It's the tunes without the chat. Happy Christmas from Hex The Dex.
This time on Hex The Dex: "I love Techno" totally-pro travelogue, instant listener requests, Dave's directors cut of Titanic, tat quiz rule change and a bit of special wee leaks out. Oh, and some more fine tunes.
Dave, Dave and Dom battle through savage fatigue in order to bring you a show of fine breakbeat music, another quality competition and a some special news for all you Radiohead fans out there.
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