Other Jeff continues his stay at GC5, and even Susan joins us for a little bit. Please forgive her folks, she gets mean when she's drunk.

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We saw Zak and Miri. We review the official website of the fleshlight. And then we recall one of the most horrifying tales to happen in real life.

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The GuyCast election special. Just like CNN only with more swearing. And drinking. Come to think of it CNN would be alot better if it was just Wolf Blitzer swearing and drinking. Listen to me. Just full of ideas and no ambition or follow through. And that's why assholes still rule the world.

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Congrats to the Phillies...the only thing to come out of Phillidelphia in 25 years. Besides a movie about AIDS starring Tom Hanks. But who wants to be known for AIDS?

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What if you could erase the more painful moments of your life? Would you? Has this topic already been discussed ad nauseum by a critically aclaimed Jim Carey movie? You be your ass. Does that stop us from talking about it here? Fuck No!

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It's been coming for a long time. Sorry you had to wait so long. The sound quality on Guycast is now near perfect (IMHO). Oh yeah, and it's been three years since the birth of GuyCast. As always, thanks to all of you who helped us get this far. Enjoy.

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Sometimes a party goes to another level. Sometimes it's that gallon of homemade "moonshine" that your friend's friend brought, maybe its the slutty girl who decides to get gangbanged in the living room while "Everybody Loves Raymond" plays on the TV...And sometimes it's just a little bit of competitive spirit.

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Sometimes a party goes to another level. Sometimes it's that gallon of homemade "moonshine" that your friend's friend brought, maybe its the slutty girl who decides to get gangbanged in the living room while "Everybody Loves Raymond" plays on the TV...And sometimes it's just a little bit of competitive spirit.

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Other Jeff joins us for an episode of odd questions, wierd hypotheticals, and a little bit of discussion about what would inspire a smokin hot 24-year-old blonde to bang the likes of Hugh Heffner, besides the obvious alure of his ancient, wrinkly balls.

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NFL Pick 'em update, traffic chat, among other things. Enjoy.

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You ever watch a high fashion show, and realize that your having a hard time getting a hard on because all the models look like they're either young boys, or suffer from a crippeling eating disorder...either one is a distinct possibility. The good news is, things are starting to change.

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9/11, The greatest movie quotes of all time. And preparing for one of the greatest movie sequels of all time.

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We're so sorry. We're so so sorry. This is what you get for recomending we drink for every episode.

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Little bit of movie chat, the fate of Tom Brady, and a little talk about other ways of taking care of the tab at the end of the night.

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The aftermath of the 249 social lubricant debacle.

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Fingerbang. Isn't that a great word?  I think it's underused in modern day society.  Anyway, we get drunk (yes, again) and get Josh the Mad Jew Scientist and Other Jeff to open up about their deviant sexual pasts.  And it is F*ckin awesome.

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Have you ever wanted to... Do you sometimes think that... Are you a complete freak of nature so sometimes you wanna... Neverfuckinmind...Here it is...Again. Jesus. What's wrong with us?

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This episode just goes to show you that a little Other Jeff, and a lot of Captain Morgan, goes a long way.  By the way, the computer crashed mid episode, that's why the wierd break at about 16 min.  Enjoy!

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Our buddy "The Other Jeff" Stops by for an evening of Drinking, debauchery (That's spelled wrong. Like I give a fuck. that's a fag word anyway) And just a teeny little bit of show.  

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Finally, GuyCast returns. It's been a rocky road back, between computers crashing and losing episodes. But here they are. Some more explaination lies within, but the important thing is we're back. Enjoy.

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Do you believe in aliens. Probably not. But that's because you're not retarded. But Tristan is, and so he does. You can now hit up GuyCast via Facebook if you're so inclined.

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The title says it all. That way, when he dies, we can spend the summer talking about something other than whether Farve is going to play or not.  We also have a little more to say about the atist known as Little Wayne.

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Again the title says it all. The return of GCI.  

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Ever wonder whether a chick is hitting on you? So you take the shot and she tells you "Ew, get off of me." And you realize that she was just looking at her watch. And maybe that glassy look in her eyes was boredom and not vag wetting lust lust like you thought.  Yeah, me too.  Maybe this will help.

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I am so very sorry about the sound quality on 235. The explaination for that lies within. Other than that we tlak a little about the new Batman movie, wanted and explore Pheonix's dark obsession with Dave matthews.

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A pair of returns tonight. Just sit back and enjoy a little old school GC.

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It's like autism but with bullets. - Phoenix

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You can sheer a sheep many times, but skin him only once.  Remember that.

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Here's to the man who paved the way for potty mouth little bastards like us to have an outlet with which to pour our filth out into the world. Thanks George.

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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. If playstation can use shakespeare to sell video games. I sure as shit can use it to sell GuyCast.

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We begin with the common discussion on referees rigging games, although now with a bit more evidence to back us up. We bestow a little more help on Mr. Wizzard.  We talk a little bit about M Knight Shamalan. Yes, I know I spelled that wrong. No, I Didn't look it up.  If you want your name spelled right, get a good American name like Smith or Ramirez.

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Thanks to a question from Kelly, Adam and I take a trip down memory lane, dispensing bits of advice that we fished out of the trashcan of our mispent youths. Enjoy

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What would it take for you to run around a college campus with a broom between your legs?  Hopefully alot.  Sounds still not perfect but we'll get a good sound check in next week. Enjoy.

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Welcome to the first episode recorded from the fifth GuyCast studio. Please forgive our audio quality as we get the kinks worked out. We need to cut some echo and rework the levels, but we'll get there. In the mean time, enjoy some stories from over the break. And one from Fuzz and Intern Ryan on the special bond between a boy and his car. That bond, is probably semen.

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The final GuyCast recorded out of the GC4 studio in Annapolis. And we don't really go out with much of a bang. This one proves that drinking during shows does not always yield positive results. So for now at least, enjoy this short and ultimately unfulfilling episode.

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As you may have heard, GTA 4 was released this week. And Guess what, Adam's played it. So now you can be the first on your block to hear how it stacks up to versions past, and between systems. Of course, being the first assumes that every one of your friends has been sticken blind, deaf, and retarded for the last three weeks. Otherwise they might have already heard about it.

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Jeff joins us for one more, and in typical GuyCast fassion, we get very little done. Adam opens up a little on the breakup. And we impart useless and probably counterproductive advice on meeting the ladies.

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The Triumphant return. Enjoy. It's just like Jesus, only better.

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Well in case you were ever curious about Craig from Scotland's Ballbag, here's your answer. From there, the show spirals downward into a discussion about porn and the people who do their best to keep it in the media.

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Just kiding. We get almost nothing done here, but we like to think it was good time doing nothing. Enjoy.

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A hodge podge, mostly made up of your e-mails and comments on everything from drunken episodes, street racing, and a story that is your proof that your level of sexual prowess is up to par, regardless of what your girlfriend tells her lover about you when you're at work. So keep on strokin', and get this article framed and put up in your bedroom.

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Little bit about of chat about the national championship. Little bit about some movies. There will be blood. Iron Man. And a little something extra for you to do during next years tournament. Enjoy.

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On occasion things get out of hand here at GuyCast, and this evening was on of those times.  Words probably cannot describe how out of hand things got on the air. I'm not even sure that I remember how out of hand it got. Well, enjoy.

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What's up and welcome back to Guycast bitches. Sorry about the break, but we're back and up to speed here and begin with a chat on the status of the 2008 NCAA Tournament. And then on a couple of reasons why the train is still the best option for long distance travel.

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Sorry about the delay. The beginning explains it all. We hope to be back on soon. Thanks for hangin in there in the mean time.  Enjoy some chatting about the NCAA tourney (two weeks old now) and some other random junk. -Tristan

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Thanks to a new listener, Adam and I take an hour-long trip down memory lane, talking about our high school expiriences, good and bad.

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We begin with a chat about the most devistating loss for either of us, maybe better, but at the very least in recent memory.  We move  on to discussion on the retirement of Bret Farve, give out a little advice, and finish with a chat about Darkon...well, you'll just have to listen.

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Frankly, I lost the show notes, and don't really remember what we talked about. I know there's some stuff about the election. Probably the Terps.  And some sort of outlanding sexual behavior is probably a safe bet. All the class and tact that you've come to expect from us here at GuyCast. Enjoy.

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We open with a discussion on the bastardization of great landmarks in sports, such as Byrd Stadium (and slightly less notably, Wrigley Field). Also, I guess the Oscars happen. We finish with a discussion on the $5000 car powered by air.

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We begin this one by proving that Adam really does know a little something about sports. Even if that doesn't really translate into any kind of realiable predictability. From there its onto an english teacher with a bizzare secret, and for once it doesn't involve somebody fucking someone or something innapropriate.

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A little bit of discussion, inspired by Fuzz, about being a little to drunk for the appropriate occasion.  Hell, who hasn't been?

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Men are putting off being adults until later. Women are pissed.  What the fuck is new.  PS- The embedded Picture is the one i promised last week of McNabb puking during the Madden Finals.

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Well...I supose it's easier than eating box. But still.  Has it come to this?  Anyway. I'm pretty sure this may signal the end of manhood as we know it. Also, Adam answers the question, how long will GuyCast go on?

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We finally hear from Adam's girlfriend, who many of you may be thinking is imaginary, but I assure you, she is very real. I have seen her picture at