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 Go crawl up your ass on your own time... And don't forget to check out our web site at WWW.GALOREPODCAST.COM !

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From L.A. to New York and back to Seattle! It's the Galore Podcast!

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Live from Las Vegas and San Palo

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  This episode finds us saying goodbye and hello all in one show. Matty chats about headin even more out west to join the stars in LA while Matt and Pakio go to shoe heaven

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http://www.galacticboutique.com/Starting your own businessFIERCE AND SAVAGE!!http://www.troygua.com/Worst break up ever!Karl's aching thighs!Tricks that won't leaveRape me then walk me homeWeird customersMeeting John WatersMatty's leaving townThanks for visiting, Karl!  http://www.myspace.com/galacticboutique

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Canadian Guestshttp://www.markbphoto.comPakioâs gonna get his Mac Pro-CardAdventures in VegasQuestions for the GuestPretending Youâre Young With MusicReoccurring dreamsMattâs bracesRobertâs cell phone from the deep southAmericaâs Next Top ModelFemale CircumcisionPodcasting is excitingSponsor BrandyFinding Friends on XtubeHaircuts on the busBrandyâs boyfriend in a towel!Brandyâs not blackJune 25th The Cure in Vancouver with PakioSee Strippers in Vancouver!Check out Glow in the Dark Tour!Eddie Izzard @ the ParamountLogo is crap tv!K.D. LangGeorge LopezEthsteroSoDo in Jodieâs vaginahttp://www.brandylandphotography.com

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Muppet sexualityMarilyn Manson LIVE!!Name That Loon hosted by Katherine HepburnPasties Tuesday!Chloe gets a KimonoAnniversary Celebration?  Or notOscar chat, kindaFeminine hygiene productsHereâs to not being diabeticMessy performancesTelevision talkAntonioâs Never Been to MeLip syncing at the Super BowlWhat game show would you be on?

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Live from Jodei's vagina! How do YOU define sex? Join us for Pakio's special Birthday with Antonio, Jodie, and Mikey.

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Crazy Fatty pants! The Party Log People responding to libsyn and blog! Tracking down old friends Highs and lows for â07 Matty rambles about somethingâ The year of poor customer service Discontinued things Goals for 2008 Weâll post pictures, we promise How hung over were you on 1/1/08 Next week weâll be POPPY!! Welcome to 2008!!

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Take this second shot of our Christmas episodes all over your face. It's the second posting but actually the first recorded. We love to fuck with your head. Enjoy!

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Wrap this bitch! Take this gift and shove it!

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Starring: Pakio, Matt, Matty, Antonio, and Willy

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Live with Antonio! Fuck Windows Vista!

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Hat Trick!

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Don't move and he won't HURT you....

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What not to say....

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STARRING PAKIO AS BLUE OCCIDENTAL!! Hot drinks (as found at The Bar.com) and hot enchiladas Rolling our RRRRs Dressing as Jon Benet (link to strangerâs blog) Bacon Strips and afterâ Loud roommate sex What would you do? Itâs GREEN WEEK! Porn CD in front of border security Mattyâs NPR voice Whatâs worse than turtle head? Turtle soupâ

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Designate our MattyâsBody hair modificationDali canât tell time and made boring moviesTell us about quitting!! Matt quit working for wonky eyed Cookie MonsterBraces talkHalloween activities around SeattleCheck out http://gayseattle.blogspot.com/Our Pre-Halloween adventuresCheck out our amazon wish listThe StalkerPorter Wagnerâs dead, and weâre laughingGo out on a joke! (but donât let Matty tell it)Cat claws Mattyâs ass LION!  RAISIN!

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This show has gangrene!!Mattyâs distracted while working at homeCheck out Bad Habits (if you can read the subtitles fast enough)Letâs bring up the energy peopleWhatâs so funny to all those Japanese girls?Who knows a porn star?Going anywhere fun for Halloween?  Listen up for some ideasNo sleeping, BroccoliGive us stars and a smiley face!!

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Gold diggers having problemsThanks Tami for visiting again!Carving pumpkins is fun!The difference between jam and jellyIs a dutch abortion a good thing or a bad thing?New name for lesbians: "bush pilot"Matt's black baby brotherMatty's straight pornMatt's dirty phone call at workDon't fart in front of Tom CruiseWe broke the couch!!Tami needs some chocolate rainThanks for listening!

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A NOTE: Pakio's mic wasn't recorded but the others picked him up pretty well.  BOOO technology issues.Fire's awesome, that's why we're flamingFan posting on podcast.netWe're ranked #140...yay us!Matt's coming out story is booorrrring...snoreGreasepool, it's not just what happens to the turkey loaf, it's Matty's new tacky clubHalloween costumes.  Send Matt and Pakio ideas!Matt wants CANDY!!  Send some to our P O BoxYour life is perfectly interesting!How'd you spend your Columbus Day?Watching BravoMatty's still coughingSleeping in grandma's bedKylie Minogue's coming to SeattleContact us at email@galorepodcast.com if you wanna come to the Halloween party on the 20th!!

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Cum BracesPink Flamingos for the first timeSelling Troyâs AssCock tossEar HerpesCar storiesâLooking for Perfect BoyfriendâFun with racismPocket gaysHooking up with couplesMoving into Pakio and Mattâs new placeIâm Nervous and I Love CockOur Yellow BalloonsTroy doesnât drink a lotââand sex is secondary for himMattyâs break up storyLetâs do shots!Troy lost the truckOlympiaâs got nuthinâMatty talked himself out of flowersCheck out our blogContact usWe love you, thanks for listening!

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Hot toddies for sick Matty (and the rest)Punch me in the nuts, PLEASE!Testical terrorsShout outsPakioâs new digsMattâs news and eventsPirates of the Cari-Beacon HillSex in the bushesBest and worst field tripsContact us, we want to hear from you!Galorepodcast.com

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Kenny Rodgers Jackass (and he looks like a pumpkin)!Martha Stewart, GlampireWatermelon Baby!Sounder looky-loosKeep an eye out for our Amazon wish listCock TossingAuctioning off our ADD friend TroyClaim Jumpers makes you FAT!!Letâs talk about pornE-mail us titles of substantiative porn! email@galorepodcast.comFree Graham associationShout out to Rob, read some âMoMovie talkWe need MUSIC!

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French dead babiesContact us, we love to hear from youGhetto testAnna Nicole's a beardToo many tripletsClown Hook upsPeople climbing a greased poleProject Runway and Ugly Betty, that's how to spend your holidays!Coocoos MagoosThank you, for shouting us out at podcastsoup!Check out Guerrilla Masquerade and e-mail us for info

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Howdy into smoking giant oversized cigars Clown style slapstick humilation is hot,, pants falling down revealing big boxer shorts with polka dots or hearts You into im me on yahoo Into uniforms to as well as pantsings wedgies exploding cigars will cam to cam but only if you have cam am only looking to chat with dudes over 21 and into comical humialtion and roleplay Love being a big dumb daddy or cop made a buffoon out of INto meeting also into small wankers dudes in diapers laughing at em ect Be into humialtion and roleplay You host if not able to can still meet for a cigar and coffee my treat Cheers

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  REPOST of the 8/22 episode.  This time the file is in mp3 form.  Apologies to any listeners who couldn't hear this in it's other file form. Thanks to Mike Hipp of Podcastsoup and Soy Candles by Phebes fame for the heads up about the mp3 issue.

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Apologies for the 4 or 5 random loud BEEPS through the episode.  Not sure where they came from. Making random noises Tragic messes McDonald's Playland terrors Hi Roth from Jasmine! Bacon Strips at Re-Bar International listeners should e-mail us and sign up on our frappr The mystery of Fezz Wattley Matt's News Stories: Flour bio-terrorism *The She Spot *Cranky Spider *Emus shop at Walmart *Snake head biting *SUPER BOOST *Michael Vick's pound puppies and law suits Robert's travels Do the Puyallup and Evergreen State Fair Celebrity messes Mysterious FTM story Gay marriage and femme-mullets Zoo-iphiles 

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Matty's back as the boys drink Strongbow and soak in the Irish ambience at  Kells.  Matty rebuts the Vancouver experience.  Talk about sex trade workers.  Narcotic induced blemishes.Matt and Pakio are headed to Heart.Matty reviews Young Frankenstein. (Even as someone's phone keeps getting calls...that's what that buzzing/beeping is)Matty and Matt drink for work.Pakio and Matt review Pony.Check out Golden Gals Gone Wild.Get your HIV testDrink along with How Much Do We LoveThanks for the comments and for listening.Check out Podcastsoup.netand buy candles from Soy Candles by Phebes.Thanks for the coverage Mike Hipp!Pakio cobbles Matty's shoes as an Italian family fights in the background.Hang out with Matty at Karaoke at The Cuff tomorrow (8/23/07) and sing some karaoke.Contact Pakio to buy tickets for the Seattle show of The Cure.  e-mail@galorepodcast.comCraigslist postings (check our blog to see)Fall Seattle events galore!!

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They have Colt 45 on hand...yes I said Colt 45. And they server it to you in a brown paper bag with a straw. Their beer listing is written out on a card board box on top of the bar, too funny.

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"When you think of fashion, do you think of a clog?"  "No you don't," he answers in disgust. "Let alone one that looks like a Tonka Toy." He thinks the city's fascination with Crocs is a fad that will disappear, and he wonders what will happen when everybody decides to throw them into landfills. "What will happen to the environment?" he jokes. "Basically, we're all doomed once people throw away those Crocs."

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Confessions of a fag hag Part II of our conversations with our lovely guest Tami. Fags and the women who love them, Can one live without the other?

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  Life after pride A recap of Seattle Pride and conversation with the lovely Tami Wynot from Le Faux.  

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Top 10 Slang jerk off terms herd in Brooklyn. 5 childhood crushes FREE SHOTS AT THE BAR!!! Remember you can be part of the by sending an e-mail to: GalorePodcast@yahoo.com or send gifts to PO BOX 22231 Seattle WA 98122 Look for us on Yahoo Messenger @ GalorePakio or GaloreMatty Visit us on myspace @ www.myspace.com/Galorepodcast or www.myspace.com/galoreseattle

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Guerrilla Masquerade Party is a bi-monthly event consisting of large groups of people dressed in costumes of all sorts, arriving unannounced at various locations (most often bars). The concept comes from the tradition of Guerrilla Queer Bar -- where gays, lesbians, fags, dykes, trannies, bisexuals, and their friends show up en masse at 'straight' bars, effectively turning them queer for the nite. The agenda of GMP is simply to dress up and have fun. Nothing political, nothing complicated. We just want to add a little variety to Seattle's nitelife, and a little chaos while we're at it. Capitol Hill HIgh - The fourth and final installment of this boisterous satire, "Seeing Red: The Final Period," promises to wrap up the free-associative story that began a year ago, and had sold out tickets for limited seats to its previous three episodes.

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Another good show in store for you! Thursday night at the Can Can at BigWheel Bingo a showcase of talents with Big Wheel spinner Girly Man Extraordinaire, ULTRA!!!! Ultra has amused, mystified, and entertained thousands of lovely creatures with his fashionista burlesque lipsynching! WWW.BigWheelBingo.comCan Can Kitchen and Cabaret94 Pike Street Thursdays9:30pm / $10 theater admission / unlimited playing cards / 21+Contact the Can Can for table reservations at206-652/0832 or reservations@thecancan.comNext we head over to Poco Wine bar for a little early evening drinky Poco is located in the vibrant and diverse Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. 1408 East Pine Street, near the intersections of Pine, 15th & Madison. It's easy to get to from downtown and I-5, and we're a short walk from most everything you might want to do on Capitol Hill. There are dozens of theaters, playhouses, clubs, and several outstanding restaurants within a dozen blocks of Poco.  www.pocowineroom.com Would you like to contribute to the Galore Podcast? Send e-mail to: GalorePodcast@yahoo.com or mail to PO BOX 22231 Seattle WA 98122 or visit us @ www.myspace.com/galorepodcast      

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We take it to the streets Yo! Matty and Pakio decide to enjoy the lovely sunshine and record outside the studio. Sit back, relax and enjoy the sunshine. Oh, don't forget to tip the waiter. If you would like to contribute to our podcast drop us a line at Galorepodcast@yahoo.com, send us a message on Myspace @ www.Myspace.com/Galorepodcast or send us mail @ PO BOX 22231 Seattle, WA. 98122  

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Thanks to Erma from Six Degrees. Don't use our phone number. It broke. Sugar's like a movie Matty's getting gangbanged. Pakio ÃïÃÂs going to Las Vegas. Coming out stories. Matty's mom reads e-mail. Six year olds love poppers! Pakio's mom walked in on him. Still gay after all these years. Fudge packing faggot. Pakio mends fences with his dad. Let's hit the town biches. Check us out in The Capitol Hill Times. Spread the word. And contact us.

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Matty's tidbits on Fiona. What's he going to do to be sluttier? Manhunt, trashy? Pakio likes to go out. Dirty old man at the liquor store. Go to Club Lagoon for Game On! Celebrities in jail is the new trend. La Sad Eyes. Paul at Rite Aid. 3 or 4 dates in one day. Pride update: Eagan O'Ryan is going to save the day. Why are we fighting? Let's just celebrate!!! Matty's becoming a dyke. We'll have something to represent at Pride! I encourage your promiscuity. Speak and spell time. iTrick. Ain't nobody's business if I do. Enthusiasm encourages us. Celebrity run ins. Let's get involved with the community and put it out, yo! Getting tattoos. Send us cock pics and boyfriend resumes. Let us know what you think about internet dating. Totally acceptable, mildly acceptable, or totally trashy? Check out our blog at http://www.razzledazzlebabel.blogspot.com. Send us your Top 5 hook up web sites. Send your confessions, king or queen for the day. Look forward to stories about Idaho basements... From the Capitol Hill Times, May 24 http://www.zwire.com/site/index.cfm?newsid=18382288&BRD=855&PAG=461&dept_id=517907&rfi=8

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Matty lives in the ghetto.  Absolut Pears like drinking grandma.  Juvenile delinquency.  Bacon Strips!  Beer and tequila.  Musical chat.  Deck out our Galorey Hole!  Our business cards go national.  Matty is moving.  We call them fluffy, not big.  Awful reviews.  Contact us and read our blog http://www.razzledazzlebabel.blogspot.com.

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Catching up with the Pakio and Matty. Itâs been a little while since we last recorded so we catch up. Birthdays, show drama, PRIDE drama, travel, moving away to LA LA Land and surprises too!

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We are back at it again this time it's all about car crashes, ho's, and sex in hatchbacks. We're comin to you from my child molester basement and this time we're bigger rounder and shinnier than ever before! Would you like to contribute? Send e-mail to: GalorePodcast@yahoo.com Call our comment line @ 206) 666-4210

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On this episode of Skype Galore: Matty opens his window to the world to reveal his fly trap. While I head over to LowÃÂÃÂÂÃÂÂs hardware to check out the MAN CANDY and pick up a hot dog. Who knew shopping for light bulbs could be so much fun? We chat discount wine for our beer budgets Movie night with Matt and Pakio. Does Prince have a thing for colors? Light bulb stories in the ER Dan Savage, and other things we learn from podcasts And on and on and onÃÂÃÂÂÃÂ..

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We need an opener. Matty's fly paper. Schuper schweet! Matty's ideal skit. Being a whore. Talking about the show. Jerry's kids. Donating money. Porn in a high school. We like to drink. Wearing crocodiles. Queen of the day. Junior boys. 5th Ave's next season. Picking our names. Just kidding! E-mail us at galorepodcast@yahoo.com Visit us at http://www.myspace.com/galorepodcast Call us

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Fiona Found a Mic. How'd they make Shortbus. You got my ear all sloppy, now go for Pakio's feet. Purple Cafe has our Queen for the episode. You'll get our shows when you get 'em...and you'll like it! E-mail us your Queen for the Day, Top 5's and Confessions. Roomies having sex. Seeing Miguel's balls. Riding the bus to the ghetto. Sanjaya's bad hair. Crazy Malachai. Anna Nicole's magic cocktail. Contact us at galorepodcast@yahoo.com http://www.myspace.com/galorepodcast

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Top 200 Pop Icons. Busy Faggot's not marketable. Free mustache rides. A faggot by any other name is still a sex pig. Matty's gonna be a screenwriter, MFA yo! Pakio's LA trip. Matty's LA trip. She needs some Summer's Midnight. Eating her like a watermelon. The True Colors tour. Hey FAGGOT, LOVE ME! The King and I. Matty's long nookie run. Tune into Galore, it's our new home. Track us down, we don't want to loose any Busy Faggots...or Galore-y Whores!

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Retarded baby sounds. Matty's super long day. Pakio's new space. Blink 18-who?. Fixing the gay. Stupid albino mormons. UGLY EMO PANTS! Really big mark up. Garment Districts. Gotta get to rehearsal...later bitchez.

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Remember Zima? Let me introduce you to my friend Sloppy Joe. Tattoos of a Cabaret title on her arm. Viagra is dangerous. Wisconsin home of cheese and hard ons. Too much champange and trannies hitting the table. Crisco Disco. Cock rings keep you up. Reject lines. Orangutang pussy red hair. Stupid bad gay techno. William S. Burroughs and others who died from kicking drugs. A 5 head. Carrot Top. Mmm good vodka. Congrats to Jesse who gets our Busy Faggot salute for the evening! Get all that?

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Boots don't have to come off if you're a porn star, and a man purse full of crumpets doesn't mean you're any less of a man!

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Free association reigns and in the first ten minutes we cover house repairs, celebrity camel toes, and the musical White Christmas. And there's still 50 minutes to go!!

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The second recorded episode where we continue to work out our kinks and just kind of ramble over glasses of wine.  Mmmm wine.

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We have our first guest and talk about come on lines, trips to LA, Valentine's day plans, and tell dirty jokes.

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