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Fiona and Taylor say goodbye to one of thier Golden Girls...

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Fiona and Taylor discuss why Verne Troyer needs to release his video...for the good of all!

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Fiona discusses the recent flood and her heroing escape from danger...or at least trying to escape the poo smell.

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Fiona and Taylor discuss something...but I can't rmember what?

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Fiona and Taylor discuss Male Mutiliation perpetuated by the Health Industry and other Crazy Asses!

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Fiona tries to escape but it is too dark to leave.

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Fiona and Taylor discuss nothing important. Some Dolly, some poop, some lovin. Then Taylor inhales muffins.

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Fiona shares her adventures in Minnie-soda and Chicago.

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Fiona runs screaming from the Hagarazzi! Fiona and Taylor do Galore Podcast at http://www.galorepodcast.com

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Fiona helps you restrain yourself...

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Taylor informs everyone that Fiona can be found at twitter.com/fionafoxfire at least once...maybe more. Fiona is baked...i think

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Fiona explains why 90 seconds isn't appropriate. Taylor goes off on gas companies.

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Fiona discusses if old men and young men can date. 

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Oprah wants Fiona.

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Fiona marvels at the stupidity of others.

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Fiona gives you some tips for a new you.

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Our guests this week are Eva and Babbette. 

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Fiona gets some ... Finally!Fiona's Rule for Choosing a Candidate for President:Tis the season for politicians, Clinton, Obama,Huckabee, McCain and all the others.  They want us tolisten to them and their ideas and proposed plans formaking life, as we know it, better.  And I'm all forlistening but who's listening to us?  Who's listening to the lost little girl in the Welfaresystem?  The one that was taken away from a motheraddicted to crack and given to a foster family.  Thefather didn't really give anything up because he wasnever a part of her life after he shot his wad intoher mother.  Who listens to this little girl whenshe's crying herself to sleep missing a mother thatshe only fantasizes about having.  Who's listening to the senior citizen that worked allhis life and saved for retirement but didn't realizehe would live to be 80. His savings didn't earn enoughto keep up with inflation.  He never thought gas wouldbe almost $4.00 a gallon when he started driving...adollar would fill up the whole car and he'd even haveenough for sodapop.  Who's listening to him when hehas to chose between his heart medication or gas-moneyto get to the next doctor's appointment?Who's listening to the single mom that works a minimumwage job to support her and her three kids?  Minimumwage, what a joke...who listens when someone says theycan't LIVE on that kind of wage?  Who listens when shecries at night because payday is a week away andthere's no money left?  Food pantries only have foodif donated.Who's listening to the runaway on the streets (couldbe in your city) as he performs another sex act so hecan buy a meal, his third one for the week not theday?  Maybe he ran away because his father was analcoholic and beat him just for fun or maybe becausehis mother was a dried up junkie that wanted to usehim for tricks so that she could score another hit...Imean, who doesn't like a ripe 14 year old.  He doesn'tknow where his next meal will come from or how he willhave to earn it...who listens to him?Who's listening to the woman that had her teenagedaughter stolen from her by a bunch of thugs that beatand raped her precious little girl?  They beat andraped her and then killed her but there can be nojustice because of a 'technicality'.  Who listens tothis mother's cries of anguish? Who's listening to the family that mourns the loss oftheir beloved mother because she chose to drive homeon the same road as a drunk driver?  The drunk driverwas out celebrating his new promotion and had a fewtoo many and he walks away from the accident with narya scratch...who listens to that family on Mother'sDay?Of course, not all these scenarios can be easilysolved and some can never be 'solved'; but if no oneis listening, how can they be solved?So next time you see a commercial or news story aboutthe Presidential race, ask yourself:  Who's listening? Or better yet, who cares? The war we are in is awful but wars will come and warswill go (especially while men are in charge!).  Therehave been wars since the beginning of time and thatwill not change.  Ever since money or some form ofcurrency was created, poverty has existed and thiswill not change. But we can make things better and weshould, only someone has to listen to the problems andbe sincere in making things better.  One personrunning for President is not going to make all thosechanges and may not make any changes.My rule of thumb is not to vote for the 'miracleworker' but vote for the one you want to place theblame on when things go bad.  That way, when nobody islistening you can say "I knew things would not getbetter!"

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What were they wearing?!  oh, we don't care...

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We talk about nothing in particuluar

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Imagine if you will, you are a small town housewife inthe midwest.  You've been a member of the small churchchoir since you were a little girl.  You, your mother,and your grandmother were all born and raised there. You dated and married your high school sweetheart andhad two perfect children.  Life, as it should be, wasperfect.  Your daughter was set to marry a doctor andyour son was the local veteranian.  Sundays werefilled with family and cooking and conversing and anoccassional friend that stops by to see if you caughtthe game on friday night when his son made the winninggoal.  Life is perfect, as it should be.  Monday is spent running errands for the elderly andorganizing a church social.  Your husband is at workand he's working the same job that he's had since hegot out of highschool.  The pay is good and thebenefits are even better.  It's an honest job, workinghard to make a dollar but he's made lifelong friendsand wouldn't change it for anything.  After running the errands and attending the meetings,you put dinner in the oven, slip into your robe andrun a nice hot bath.  The bubbles fill the tub and thescent of fresh cut roses fill the air (thank goodnessfor scented candles!) in the middle of winter.  Thehouse is quiet and you enjoy a nice long hot bathbefore supper.  After your bath, you dress in something simply (justin case the old man decides to get a little friskyafter eating).  You set the table with the China youreceived as a wedding present.  You pour a glass ofwine and wait for Mr. Perfect to come home.  It's now an hour after his usual arrival time and youstart to get concerned.  Maybe it was unexpectedovertime like last May.  Maybe it's an emergency andhe's been in an accident or something.  You decide toturn on the news to see if there's anything going onin the world that you haven't heard about yet and whenyou turn on the t.v. you enter into a news breakingspecial.  City hall was having their weekly meetingand someone has entered the hall and opened fire. Several people are dead, including the intruder but nonames are being released at the moment.  Your handraises to your breast automatically and you heave aheavy sigh.  Your mind immediately goes to yourhusband and you assume he's been held up by trafficbecause of this horrific event.  Your mind then drifts to the horrific event andremember that Sally, you're best girlfriend, is on theCity Council and would have been at the meeting.  Oh,you hope and pray that she is ok and not one of thosepoor unfortunate souls that is dead.  You just can'timagine the trauma the families of those people mustbe going through.  Thank goodness Mr. Perfect will behome soon and you can turn off the dreadful news. Maybe you should set the cassarole back in the oven,it may take a little longer to get home yet and youdon't want the meal to get too cold.  As you move towards the kitchen, there's a knock onthe door.  Who on earth could that be? you wondered asyou make your way to the door.  When you open thedoor, you see a nice young man dressed in a policeuniform standing in the entrance.  How odd that apoliceman would be at your door, you think toyourself.  Then he delivers the devastating news, Mr.Perfect was at the City Hall and is believed to bedead, can you please come and identify the body.  What? you think....Mr. Perfect had no reason to go tothe City Hall meeting, I mean, how political was heanyway.  They have to be mistaken, Mr. Perfect wouldbe home any minute and this would all be cleared up.  But Mr. Perfect doesn't come home and there is nomisunderstanding...Mr. Perfect did in fact attend theCity Council meeting that night.  He also took hisfriend Mr. Shotgun and proceeded to kill 8 people andhimself for reasons that may never be known.  How does life resume in this small town that you havegrown up in, you were born here, raised here, lostyour virginity here, borne two children here and lovedthe man of your dreams here?  Does it continue at all? What happens to the food drive? the elderly peopleneeding their errands ran? the church social event ofthe year?  Do you care? Probably not....but thenagain, it's hell to be perfect.I'm glad I'm not perfect and hope that I never becomeso!  I'm just saying.

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Deep thoughts from your not so deep hosts

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Goodbye to those who have passed.

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Those evil step sisters

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Not only am I sorry for getting the show up late...but for the mistake in the original file.  Several long pauses were strung through out due to my dizziness and fatigue from eating too little for a 1000 lbs Reese Witherspoon look-a-like.

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Our Christmas show.  Nothing special. 

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You will understand none of this.

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Fiona suffers for the masses and does a show sober.

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Fiona discusses her Thanksgiving favorites.

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Fiona talks about Saw 24 and her life as a challenged person.001 - Story Time with Fiona

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Goodbye PorterFiona gets somePolly Pissy pants

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Mostly we talk about movies.

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Fiona talks about caffiene addiction, her use of enlargers for her special parts and munches on nachos.Taylor sits brooding.

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Fiona's 100th Show! Dolly Parton, poo and veggies are all covered. Don't forget the YumYum!

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Fiona talks about her upcoming trip to Cambodia.Taylor wonders why America is so smug.

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Fiona talks about dead people and pooping on people.Taylor eats potato salad and belches.

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Fiona discusses her sex

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Fiona discusses nothing in particular.

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Fiona discusses the last few days and vaginas. *sorry for the echo!*

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Fiona discusses Dolly, the Queen of Mean and why her pussy doesn't explode anymore.

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fiona talks about MSNBCRemember September 5th, is our live show.  Click the Chime in link on the Right.  Set up an account with Talkshoe and you can call in to talk with Fiona!  The show will be at 9 PM Wednesday on September 5th!  We will talk with you then!Edit:  I mistakenly put 9 AM above.  I have changed it to 9 PM :-)

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Fiona and Taylor discuss how bullies should be handled.

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Fiona says goodbye to Merv.

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This weeks live...okay no one came anyways show!Have fun!

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Last weeks show that wasn't posted.

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Fiona and Taylor discuss Harry Potter *no spoilers*Goodbye Tammy Faye-Messner

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Fiona and I discuss technical difficultiesOur guest who couldn't make itMy pillsDollywoodhttp://www.jaydiersphotography.com

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Fiona discusses brownies and lack of sex.Taylor talks about his week and his lifeless life.

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In this episode the iPhone takes on Paris Hilton.Fiona discusses the depravity of the world.

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Fiona and Taylor discuss this weeks sex and chocolate.Remember no talkshoe show for the month July!  Live shows will resume in August.

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Superduperholerooter

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Talkshoe showFiona discusses her itchy cootchFiona is forever! We aren't disappearing after the 100th show...maybe 1000.

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dirty underwear talk.  That's right.  You'll get jockitch from this show!

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Skype show because Taylor is sick from the RFP Virus.  (Runs from Pussy Virus.)

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Listener E-MailFiona the Busy BeeSquirrel Rampage!Masturbation

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Talkshoe pisses me off

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In the Park!  Excuse the wind!Rosie is DEAD!  okay, just gone.Little PenisWhale Blubber just isn't 'IN'Gay ParksMr. Deity - Hilarious Vidcasthttp://www.mrdeity.comAlso make sure to check out Meegan's and Anthony's Vidcast 'Easter Suprise'REMINDER!Wednesday, May 2nd at 9 PM CST we will be having our live taping on Talkshoe.  Be sure to visit http://www.talkshoe.com and signup and download so you can take part! 

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FFaM weekly show

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Fiona gets LaidFiona's MiracleKurt Vonnegut...so it goesIt STINKS!Our ever evolving discussion on Closet Cases better known as Straight Men.

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Live from TalkshoeConversations with Ken

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Fiona goes on about being tired and not getting any.Taylor makes many trips to the bathroom after going to the Explosive Garden.Fiona bitchsTaylor napsListener VMListener E-mailRemember April 4th, 9PM CST is the live show!  If you'd like to chat with us or call in visit Talkshoe.  You can sign up for an account and even if you don't want to download the software you will then be able to call in and talk with us.  Wednesday night simply log in and go to the "Live Now" section from the homepage.  You will see the FFaM Live show.  Click it and when asked to launch the software (that you've hopefully already downloaded :-)) simply launch it and you will be in the chat room.  Remember to talk with us you will need to have a Talkshoe account.  Call the Talkshoe number (724) 444-7444enter our Talkcast ID: 22230and then enter your PIN.  You will then be placed in our queue and should be able to hear the show through your phone.  Hopefully it's late enough at night to hit most peoples free cell minutes :-)You can also call via Skype though you have to have SkypeOut minutes.  Of course, using Gizmo you can call for free via SIP.The SIP number is 123@66.212.134.192 To connect with SIP look up the info in the Talkshoe help section.  It's not hard and will allow even our International friends to call in if they like! 

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Fiona's Birthday!Fiona and Taylor are sickHorrible strippersBooorrring, really just skip itListener E-MailNew Videos coming in the next few weeks!New Pics!  Follow the Pics link on the right and check out Fiona's faboulous wig.Live Show April 4th, 2007 at 9pm CSTYou will find a link to Talkshoe on the right above the Frappr Map.http://www.talkshoe.comBe on for the live show!

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Fiona whines about not getting anyTaylor talks too much about being gay when he was youngFiona sleeps Taylor burpsFiona douches on the showTaylor vomitsListener E-Mail

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Why does Fiona smell?  Only his tricks know.

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Chocolate Orgasims for our 69thTinfoil Lesbian protectionHappier then a puppy with two petersPubie Buddies!Estelle Getty - Not dead yet!Fiona needs to see DollyShiny vs. DullFiona gets stood upPakio revisited - http://busyfaggot.libsyn.comEmails!icky gay flick - Open CamAnn Coulter eats buttFiona without FionaNext Weeks Topic! ReligionThe Forums are no more because of SPAMMERS!A Magic Moment With Dolly

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Whaleblubber introducedFiona's giftsDroolVegatables ... and not the funny kind we can make fun ofSalviaLetters from AmericaMore sex as a preteenFirst time touching

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Loving the craziesAnna Nichol overloadSave the whale!Tim Hardaway can eat my ass...I know he wants too.Fiona gets Geek Lovin'Dixie Chicks gets revengeDouble Dong where for art thou Double Dong5 seasons is enoughFiona molests 50 year old boysStay by Meegan MayLearn more about Meegan at the CayMox websitehttp://web.mac.com/anthonyjcox

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We discuss Sore Asses. 

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Fiona and I talk...about stuff...nothing...really.  Okay maybe something but when I wrote this it had been awhile so I can't remember.  I'm horrible.  I need help.  MMM chocolate.

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Fiona ditches Taylor so much they have to do the show via Skype.  Check out the CayMox Podcast at http://web.mac.com/anthonyjcox Fiona makes sure to cover some really boring sex and then we discuss Kitchen Appliances.  Far from the best of Fiona Found a Mic but get over it bitches...even Dolly isn't perfect....well, okay, maybe she is but we ain't no Dolly.

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Fiona discuss Dolly's Birthday...again.  Taylor burps a lot and Fiona thinks about crushing in his skull but she's too fat and lazy.

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Fiona and Taylor discuss water, calories and "what is in it".  Let's not forget about our Noah's Arc boys and Fiona and I dish on how and who.  Taylor shoots Fiona in the eye with iPhone jism.  Fiona crys over her Dell and swears she's getting a Mac.  Creme Horns or Cola.  Fiona doesn't poop on anyone this week but the end of the show has super special suprise!!!!

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Happy Birthday Pakio!  We need some duo photos of you and that boy!

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Why Fatties get no love?  Double Butts.

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Happy New Year!

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Fiona and Taylor discuss stereotypes and the unending Christmas Craziness.  Also this week we discover the truth about Fiona's butt peeing and her world famous Vanilla Snowball recipe.

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Fiona and Taylor discuss their bitchiness.  Listener E-Mail is read and why Santa Clause is a fat ass.

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This week we have Pakio as our guest.  We discuss Pakio's place in the world and Fiona's every increasing crush.  Taylor provides a Dead Person for the Week. 

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We discuss Fiona being missing for 4 days.  We also discuss inappropriate uses of household appliances, thermal underwear and flannel.  Next week Pakio!

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Fiona and I gab about our 1 year anniversary and other scary shit.  OJ's attempted book, Thanksgiving boredom and Candida Yams.  We listen to a voicemail from one of our listeners and discuss the future of mucophagy.  

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In an effort to make the show less gas filled we're just not going to say anything.  50 minutes of silence will bring world peace...ah who the hell are we kidding.  The only way we could stay quiet for 50 minutes is if we were dead.

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The Devil is coming for me - Taylor FreshnowskiI've had that bitch. - Fiona Foxfire

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Sometimes I forget shit. - Taylor FreshnowskiLet me tell you.  You get shit on your face and you won't forget it.  - Fiona Foxfire.

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OMG! I can't believe we put our fat selves on a video - Taylor FreshnowskiAll I can say is bitch, I'm glad you're fatter then me.  Made me look good! - Fiona Foxfire

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Hello all!It took a lot longer for me to process the video than I thought so I apologize for the date late but the video is up!  Just click the Fiona's Videos link on the right and you can view Fiona Found a Mic's 50th!  Thanks to all you who listen and watch!Taylor Freshnowski

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Ewww, you got a 2nd head growing out your lips. - TaylorOoooh, now I can give twice the head! - Fiona

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Don't worry, Be Happy Fiona - TaylorFuck you - Fiona

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I did it!  I got the show up on time! - TaylorI'm sure you fucked something else up. - Fiona

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I wish I could get over this shit and start feeling better. - TaylorOh stop your bitching and get the fucking show up! - Fiona

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I want cookies and milk.  Sex would be good too...you boys need stop being my online boyfriends and come take care of me :-) - TaylorCookies?  That's a big word.  I don't understand - Fiona

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The truth is I have nothing to say.

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Fiona talks about what sleeping with multiple men a week feels like.

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Where Fiona IMs with half the Nation!and talks to Pako via Skype.

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Toast!

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Fiona ThreesomesLet sleeping dogs lieGay marriageSeparate but EqualArista must be boycotted!Anal tightening

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Sad News :-(no Sex...WTF?Taylor is boredFiona's VideosAugust 20th 2006, 6pm CST - Fiona is having an IM meetup!  You can IM her during the taping of the show! Her AOL IM is : FionaandtaylorHer Yahoo! IM is : Fionaandtaylorafter the show recording we will accepting Skype calls for 30 minutes.  Skype ID:  FionaandtaylorBe on to talk to Fiona and give her shit to talk about!Rain Keeps Fallen - frozen popsicle tampons

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Fiona discusses the multitude of emails and voicemails she received.Taylor wonders why he's addicted to things.Karl Rover wonders why these two queers don't shut up.August 20th 2006, 6pm CST - Fiona is having an IM meetup!  You can IM her during the taping of the show!  Her AOL IM is : FionaandtaylorHer Yahoo! IM is : FionaandtaylorBe on to talk to Fiona and give her shit to talk about!Count Down - Faster Faster Harder Harder

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Fiona RecapsStuck Inside - Nate SullivanJailbreak Judgement - A Step BehindBetter Angels - Leslie Gore

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Grizzly Adam Taylor and Mad Jack FionaDreaming of WilliesSecret Agent ManWorldly IssuesLittle Rockchange my diaperSoldier RapeSerenityListener E-MailsSave Our School - Children of Selsted CE Primary School

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Happy Birthday Mr. PresidentNobody loves me, Everybody hates meGay CruiseSafe Sex LectureDolly-Biggest titties, biggest roller coaster

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This week on Fiona Found a Mic we discuss:  Fiona, Sex, Movies, Star Jones, Sex, Fiona, Sex and gas.

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Rain Felicity getting screwed Fiona NOT getting screwed God we're boring I'm hungry who's afraid of virgina wolff Cellular Heat

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Beatings...and not the good kindFiona tell very little about a whole lot of nothingMarlee VMynessA serious lack of sex talkCrime and Punishment

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Taylor EATSFiona is more or less a slutListener VM's and EMailDamn it's HOT!Young Taylor's bathing habits

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Old Fiona snaps backWals-MartMildred gets sexyKarl and condemsIn the NewsFiona says a foriegn wordCrusing tipsGod Hates Penguins - Find it at http://music.podshow.com

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Extra special Guest! Marlee!  Fiona and Marlee catch up on old timesMarlee reveals the White Girl DanceWild Turkey...Goat ball sweatFiona needs some...NOW!What does Fiona sound like in bed?  Send him a Milky Way MidnightFiona Cruises in her Taco Bell uniformFive foot one Child MolesterSex, sex, and more sexTaylor's Secret Air ConditionerMarlee shares her titty sweatFiona's Clinic of Felatio and Bottomingthe perils of parenting

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this week on Fiona Found a Mic...Fiona returns to discuss even more bad sex.  Taylor fiddles with his audio equipment...again.  Fiona mourns the altering of the time slot of "Grey's Anatomy".  Taylor waits anxiously for the "Lost" finale.  Fiona lusts after old politicians.  Has Fiona discovered a "gay" pill?  Will Taylor emerge from the Fat Man he's become?  Will Fiona ever shut the Fuck up?  Tune in to hear the latest in Midwestern homo/slut/drag culture!

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Release: 05/15/2006 Length: 0:49:34 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: The View Poseidon Ass Smell Taylor is Out of It Fiona's Iron Fist Falls Taylor shares sound pictures of his family Filing Fiona Sorry Platero Fiona's Mantra Fiona the LIAR! Sliced Turkey Sweat Taylor hates women Taylor's secret thought for the week: I've been eating too much cake... :-(

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nuff said...

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Release: 05/01/2006 Length: 1:00:15 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Fiona Performs Hookups of the Week Olive Garden Gang Bang Pity Fuck Taylor Ruins Pay it Forward for Fiona If you say it's thick bitch it better be thick! Italian shits Bicep fetish Taylor Needs a Fuck Fiona Found a Website! Fiona Gives Taylor Wood Cocks don't wrinkle Fiona's Best Friend to Boyfriend Service Gay is more than Gay Sex Sideways - Matt Caplan find him at http://music.podshow.com Taylor's secret thought for the week: I've watched Latter Days 4 times this week

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Sorry for the issues with this weeks program.  Thanks to one of our faithful listeners we were alerted to this problem and have been working non stop to fix it.  Due to an error during upload the file was corrupted and I have replaced it.  If you continue to have problems after trying to download the show from the website let me know!  It should be fixed as I've tested it and it has worked from the website.  It may take awhile for it to register in iTunes.on with the show!Taylor's Birthday CelebrationMore sex talkFiona found...another manPhoney DoctorsIf you can't say something nice on your T-shirt Don't say anything at allHalliburton Boardroom Massacre - David Rovicscheck out http://music.podshow.com

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Release: 04/17/2006 Length: 1:01:19 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Apologies for bad sound Pointer Sister Down! All Roads Lead to Dolly Fiona fucks a lot...again Drag Queens Forever Taylor's Thirtieth Birthday :-( Bad Sex and Fiona Don't care Fiona and Taylor experience the fear Dorothy must of felt Iguana's taking over... Back to Baking...Cookies and Cake, yeah! Email and Pic! Thanks Chris Divide and Conquer - Matt Caplan find him at http://music.podshow.com Taylor's secret thoughts for the week: I love the King of Queens...Carrie is my Idol...well 2nd to Roseanne I want presents for my birthday! Redheads adn midgets preferably

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Release: 04/03/2006 Length: 59:42 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Sorry about he crappy sound quality we are working on it Raindrops on Roses, whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. It's really all about the cake and cookies for me that's really what makes me happy These are crappy show notes but ... Fuck it Jailbait Judgement - A Step Behind find them at http://music.podshow.com Taylor's secret thoughts for the week: No emails make me sad :-( World of Warcraft is my not so secret obsession Why are all the good men assholes?

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Release: 04/03/2006 Length: 54:39 Guests: Sister Sally and Sister Senile E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Poor Children's Laser Eye Surgery 1st Naked Picture! Sister Sex Fiona fucks a lot Holy chunks Fiona Hearts King Kong Matlock Masturbation Holy Homos Bar and Grill Movie Poop Email Lovin Taylor's unHookup People Make Mistakes- Aaron Short find him at http://music.podshow.com Taylor's secret thoughts for the week: 3 Seasons of Roseanne on DVD is just not enough I need more little debbie cakes Do you Hear what I hear

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Release: 03/27/2006 Length: 48:55 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: New Audio Equipment 1st Naked Picture! More Straight man sex Gross lovin Happy Birthday Fiona! Fiona Hearts King Kong Shot in the face! Hobbies Keanu's poopy hole Muscles VS Skinny Voice mails from the edge Reach Out- Beatrice Ericsson find her at http://music.podshow.com Taylor's secret thoughts for the week: the Jeff Foxworthy show really did blow I need some midget sex Taylor Freshnowski...not so fresh today There is just something about a uniform, right boys? I got me some Girl Scout Cookies and I only had to dispose of a few bodies to get them.

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Release: 03/20/2006 Length: 1:04:53 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Seeping, Oozy shit HOT Mexican men Beware the myth of the straight man Labia fuckin with gimps Boycotting the Oscars Gibson/Phoenix Sammich Simon from American Idiot Secret Sounds Voicemails from the fans! Emails too! Love Sick Suicide - By the Wayside find them at http://music.podshow.com Taylor's secret thoughts for the week: Stupid America Got rid of my Will Makar! I need some cookies and cake bitches

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Release: 03/13/2006 Length: 35:55 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Off in Tucson so crappy show notes! Auto Pilot- Ryan Boud find him at http://music.podshow.com Don't you love Cookies! and Cream...yeah you know what i'm talking about! Taylor's secret thoughts for the week: will I get any ass in Tucson? Will from American Idol is *Still* making me feel naughty Spring Break? MY ASS...more fucking homework than when I'm in school I want something in my butt

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Release: 03/06/2006 Length: 31:38 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Dropping like flies Trannies in Training All Dolly Sex in the Oval Office Oscar Orgasms Public Crapping New Toys Gag Reflex Toys on a Shelf - A Step Behind find them at http://music.podshow.com If you'd like to donate to Fiona to help her with bandwidth and improving her meager podcasting equipment just click the button on the right! We value all contributions. Taylor's secret thoughts for the week: fudge covered fingers Will from American Idol is making me feel naughty this damn vaginal itch it's Slim-Fast time again!

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Release: 02/27/2006 Length: 55:58 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Crappy Recording Dirty talk Dolly Returns One little monkey jumping on the bed Haunted Trailer Trash Golden Showers 16 shows and it's downhill from there... Nymphomania I want a midget Shitting your pants Look Over your Shoulder - Super Lucky Catz find them at http://music.podshow.com If you'd like to donate to Fiona to help her with bandwidth and improving her meager podcasting equipment just click the button on the right! We value all contributions. My secret thoughts for the week: Little Debbie Snack cakes, Campus ladies, jock itch sucks, why haven't I gotten any this week????

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Release: 02/20/2006 Length: 1:01:33 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Fiona's Valentine's Gift Fiona's latest conquest Length and Girth Is that a can of Pepsi in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Brussel Grossness Television Season Madness Stupid Smucks who want to give away our freedom Secrets, Secrets... Prosthetic Problems The Down Low Movies and More E-mails and Voicemails If you'd like to donate to Fiona to help her with bandwidth and improving her meager podcasting equipment just click the button on the right! We value all contributions. Public Service Announcement: In the morning when you take a piss...sit the hell down so you don't spray the freaking walls! Your momma, your maid and/or your boyfriend who cleans said bathroom will thank you!

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Release: 02/13/2006 Length: 51:32 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Our Second Voicemail check out http://www.galoreseattle.com ...and another e-mail! We are Pro-Abortion...after the age of 10 Morality Clauses? Eat my ASS! Goodbye Shelley Winters... Surrogate Teets Baby Bidet Can't be truly Hillbilly till you've had DHS called on you...right Britney? Defending Gay Penguins? What about Gay HUMANS you freaking TARDS! Vote for a Hottie? All Your Fault - Blake Morgan find him at PMN or go directly to http://music.podshow.com If you like what you hear and would like to support Fiona in bettering her podcast click the donation button to your left! All donations are appreciated! Public Service Announcement: Get off your butt and stop playing World of Warcraft! Put the Twinkies and Pastries away and get some exercise...but make sure to go spend a fortune to talk to your doctor and have them run some tests to tell you that it's ok to go out and walk around the block!

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Release: 02/06/2006 Length: 58:03 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Horrible week Our First Voicemail Listener email 2000 Views? You're Fired! Hello Jack Liar, Liar Jay Walking=Death Penalty Power Tool Day Neo-Nazi stupidity Feed 'em to Lions Better Angels - Lesley Gore find her at http://music.podshow.com Public Service Announcement: don't let your make-up smear while eating your cake!...or cookies or candy...

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Release: 1/30/06 Length: 56:09 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: My Name is Taylor Freshnowski Gay Gym Classes Smegma Revealed! Barry Manilow is Gay? WTF? The Axe Wound The Gay People's Marriage Christian Combine Carnage What the Lincoln Bedroom is really for? Pecker Mythology Email's Galore! I'm Losing - A Step Behind find them at http://music.podshow.com Public Service Announcement: Drag Queens need three things: Cookies! Cake! and Makeup! Take the new survey we have listed at the right! You'll love it!

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Release: 1/23/06 Length: 48:49 Guests: None E-Mail: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Winter Wonderland Dear Fiona Cruise Experience Part 2 Mannequin - Cats and Jammers find him at http://music.podshow.com Public Service Announcement: Eat Beef! Get Cancer! Contribute to the Republican Agenda!

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Release: 1/16/06 Length: 50:11 Guests: None Email: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Fiona and Splenda Rific's Diet Plan Happy Birthday Dolly! Grandma Freshnowski hooks us up Penis Envy Star Jone's Bacon Pat Robertson's Tourettes Cow Escape Spiders Listener E-Mail Brokeback Mountain Roadtrip! Public Service Announcement: Eat Cookies! All kinds of cookies! Chocolate chip, peanut butter and MONSTER cookies

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Sorry about the delay! We had a technical difficulty that didn't allow us to upload the show til late Monday! Taped: 1/9/65 Length: 42:27 Guests: None Topics: DumbFuckese The View is Sucking Short boys and RedHeads Happy Birthday Crystal Gale! Chihuahua Gangs Overwhelming Blogging Deliverance Meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre Brokeback Expectations Stuck Inside - Nate Sullivan find him at http://music.podshow.com Public Service Announcement: Read Books! Read books about Airplanes, Puppy Dogs, Ninjas, and expensive Electronics like iPods and thingies!

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Release: 1/2/06 Length: 45:16 Guests: None Topics: Listener AudioMail... Autistic Holiday Joy Behr....Living Dead Barbara...go away! Hot Doc Reuniting Finding a Married Man for Fiona Everyone Gets Beatup...Come Out! Fiona's Hooker Nudity Fat America Ass Care

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Release: 12/26/05 Length: 44:58 Guests: None Topics: Drive thru Experience Star Jones in White Horseplay Twinkie Grandma Freshnowski disaster Neil!!! Flash Me! Television talkables Little Ball gags "Michael says he doesn' t do anything nasty" Pat Robertson, Mouthpiece of God, going to Hell Seal Attack! adhesive addicts anonymous Crispy Colon Dear Fiona Crispy Colon Ticking Timebomb - Demerit7 find them at http://music.podshow.com

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Taped: 12/18/05 Length: 36:51 Guests: None Email: fionafoundamic @ gmail.com Topics: Girl Fight The Fucking Movie Didn't End! Cravings Off with her Head! Stupid Twit Presidential Address Prison & Military Reform Listener E-Mails Tiny Song - Suck for Sympathy find them at http://music.podshow.com

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Taped: 12/4/05 Length: 48:44 Guests: None Topics: Movies, Movies Gas Trapper Sensitive Anatomy "I pet the cat." Clothing or lack thereof Nutritional Status Disabled Cruisin Television Nostalgia Yeast! Mona's Big Momma That Song (Is Stuck in My Head) - Full Minute of Mercury find them at http://music.podshow.com

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Taped: 12/4/05 Length: 47:52 Guests: None Topics: I HATE customer service Television Ridiculousness Horseplay Pass out Games Pizza's are talking! Hemorroidal Therapy Karl Likes it! Celebrity Hotness and Scariness Psycho-Etymology "That's why Jesus created abortions" My Last Will - The Finale find them at http://music.podshow.com

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Taped: 11/27/05 Length: 37:24 Guests: None Topics: Cartoon Gerbil Marines The View and Black "Starr" Deranged Donna Summers and the Fast Food Strip joint Crazy Psycho Killer School Drill Short people have no reason to live Serenity - Dan Sehane find him at http://music.podshow.com Recipe: Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Cheesecake Crust 1 1/2 cups vanilla wafer crumbs 1/4 cup cocoa powder 1/4 cup powdered sugar 1 stick margarine melted Mix ingredients together and press into a 9 or 10 inch spring form pan. Crust should go up the sides of the pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 minutes. Cool while mixing cheesecake ingredients. Cheesecake 3 8oz packages of cream cheese 1/2 cup sour cream 3 tablespoons flour or corn starch 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup granulated sugar 2 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice 1 can pumpkin 4 eggs 1 pkg mini chocolate chips Soften cream cheese (I usually place 1 pkg of unwrapped cheese on a microwave safe plate and nuke for about 30-45 seconds). Mix cream cheese one at a time in bowl on medium speed. After mixing all cream cheese together, gradually add sugar. Add vanilla and eggs, one at a time to ensure thorough mixing. Add sour cream, mix. Add flour or corn starch, mix. Add pumpkin and spice, and you guessed it, mix. Add choco chips and stir (do not mix with mixer). Add to cooled crust and smooth top with spatula. Bake cheesecake in a 400 degree oven for about 15 minutes. Then reduce the oven temp to 250 degrees and continue to bake for about 45-55 minutes. Turn oven off, remove cheesecake and run knife around edge of pan and place cheesecake back in over for about an hour. Remove and cool overnight in fridge. Tips: This is a very rich cheesecake and should be cut in small pieces. You can drizzle chocolate over each slice or decorate with chocolate curls.

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Taped: 11/24/2005 Length: 48:10 Guests: None Topics: Cheesecake Hillbilly Holiday Brawl Reststop Loving-Hot Chocolate Sex in the Hamper Well, Flick you too Pardon my Turkey Fiona for President 2008 Bird Bra Stuffing Bird Kiling Dominos People Boys in Girls clothing Snowflake - Demerit7 find them at http://music.podshow.com

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Taped: November 21, 2005 Length: 48:30 Guests: None Topics: Our First Show! Karl Rover discovers podcasting Front Row with Dolly The View and Star Jones the Devil Barbara Walters said what? PDA Gross Jelly Beans Mother loving Thieves! Dead People and Motorcycles Tainted Baked Goods Gay boys and babies Gay boys and mom's boyfriend? WTF! Fiona introduces Cruising Ass swinging in the Air Sunspot's Don't Tell Me I Missed the War Find them at http://music.podshow.com

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