Chub Creek 95 - For the Last TimeYes that's Richard Jenkins. Hi what's new with you? Here's what's new with me. Thanks Zeeche, you're a good friend.

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Chub Creek 94 - Gary Old Man Yes it's a special day for my friend who I haven't seen in many months. Not since we burned our faces off with chicken wings. What's up with that? Needs to be rectified. Anyway here's some crazy stuff and some boring stuff and some great music by Zeeche. Have fun. I'll wait here.Gary's Blog

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Chub Creek 93 - The Greatest Gift Hi. I was trapped under the couch. I'm okay now. Here's a little Chub Creek goodness for you.

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Chub Creek 92 - The Minx Leaves Manhattan Join us as we interview a special surprise guest here at Chub Creek studios as our beloved City Minx tells all about the comings and goings of the New York movie scene. Yes, Minxy (Jill) has decided to brave the land of pine cones and Poutine and attempts to count the number of times Dave says "Eh". Ed, Ethel, Key grips and Ten One. We're "Ready Ready" right here on Chub Creek. Come on in, eh?Learn more about Minxy here, and be sure to leave her a nice comment! Here's the link for West 32nd you can check out.

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Chub Creek 91 - Dave is a Dink Okay I'm back. Back in black. Or at least earth tones. Thanks for being patient, or if you didn't know I was gone, thanks for not noticing. Lots to talk about today in this ninety first installment of Chub Creek, featuring me, (Hi, I'm Dave) and Brenda Dayne, Syne Mitchell, Sage Tyrtle, Scott Fletcher, Jake Cordova, The National Pool, and the Loving Letters of Lots of Listeners. Big love to y'all. Mwah! Oh and I know the knock knock joke doesn't make sense. It was something I was doing with the kids and it is still funny to me. Although I think I screwed it up. Ah well. Ed thought it was funny.

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Chub Creek 90 - Chub A Dub Dub *Glub* some podcasting in the tub. Some great new podcasts to check out:Gary's fantastic new podcast, Free Your Voice, Dutch's frostastic 20 Below, and Rosie's cat-tastic, Catwhispering. I forgot to say hello to Jen. Hi Jen! And big huge thanks to Marie from North... no, South Korea for the amazing package of coolness.

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Chub Creek 89 - Big Beef SurpriseWelcome to the beefiest episode of Chub Creek yet. Today we do a little sound-seeing of dave's fridge, stove and frying pan. Learn about the boring process of finding tiles for the bathroom, get some handy eating tips, and then a huge surprise ending. Big HUGE thanks to Big Jake from Long Island, and Rosie from London

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Chub Creek 88 - Cold Snot Join me as I destroy the bathroom, Screw with the cake mixer, scrub pots with a putty knife, and talk about body odour. How can you resist? Come on in.

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Chub Creek 87 - Two Years of CrapHappy Birthday! Phew, only two candles to blow out. Thanks to Rosie from Cat Whispering , Cynthia, Desiree, Graeme, Shana, Marvin Suicide, and everybody who voted for us on Podcast Alley over the years. Also everybody who ever wrote or commented, and even bothered to listen to the show. Now let's get smashed.

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Chub Creek 86 - Drill Mix Thanks to Vealchart for today's audio comment. Thanks also for the Darkspeed submissions starting to dribble in. Dribble? Ew. This show is so embarrassing I'm not even listening back to it. Let me know if I should delete it entirely.

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A wonderful knitting listener from hawaii told me she was a knitter using this wonderful phrase. I just had to make a T-Shirt out of it. It's on the dinkwear page if you wannit.

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Chub Creek 85 - Get a Second Life Yes I'm still alive. Yes I'm addicted to Second LIfe. Yes that's crazy. Yes I'm coming back to the real world. The... real world of pocasting. Yeah.

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Chub Creek 84 - Ups and Downs Today we do some catching up with the fantastic trip I had to BC with my kids. We go up, we go down, and we do it all in stereo. Thanks to Dana from BLARM!, Christa (who seems to have a new podcast called Christa Knits!), Amy from the Creative Mom Podcast, Silke (who is in Germany, sorry for saying it was Sweden) and Zeeche for the great audio submissions.

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Chub Creek 83 - Gelukkig NieuwJaarSome reflections for the new year. Be good to each other and have hope for the future. Everything will be just fine. Or at least it might not completely suck.Links:Andy McKee's fine music is available for purchase here Thanks to Dutch for showing us some great stuff.Thanks to Koos Van Den Hout. Visit his blog .

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And the after... Notice the Port is pretty much gonzo.

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And here's my Christmas Tree.

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I'm making a ridiculous huge turkey just for me. Here's the before picture... (I love turkey sandwiches and I intend to live on them for the next 3 months)

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Chub Creek 82 - Ed and Ethel the Musical Five minutes of incoherant Christmas Cheer with our favourite couple. Happy Holidays.

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An amazing little surprise greeted me today after I came home from work. What an amazing creation our own Mollie knitted (you'll remember her bit on Darkspeed as the old coffee maker, "your coffee is ready"). I'm absolutely floored at the quality and care that went into this little beauty. Merry Christmas, Mollie, and to everybody else. Thanks so much! You're a doll. (and I don't mean a dink doll). Rather than keeping the beer warm, as you'd almost expect from a mini-beer-sweater, it keeps the beer frosty cold. Cheers!

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You too can look as cool as Dutch here, of Chicken World fame. Just visit the Dink Wear page!

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Chub Creek 81 - Medicine Man Just some morning talk at the morning table.

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Chub Creek 80 - The List Join us as we reveal "THE LIST" which will answer all of the questions you've always wanted to know about the dinks. VIsits from the Scarborough Dude of Dicks n Janes , and from my buddy Gary. Thanks also to Jake of Just Not Right for just having a show. Marvin Suicide's show can be found at marvinsuicide.org and Brenda Dayne's Cast-On a Podcast For Knitters is at cast-on.com. Featured on the song "dinkle bells" was a whole bunch of people and I'm lazy right now.CORRECTION: Pete Kemble's show is actually called "The Heard World", not "Small World" which is a different show entirely. Sorry Pete.

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Check out the amazing handywork in Mollie's beautiful pop-screen that she custom-made for me. Works like a charm, and I've been using it for the past few months on Chub Creek. Click the photo to see a detailed version.

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Just when you thought things were getting boring. Just in time for the holidays, a fabulous new line of Dink Wear that will set you apart from the crowd... and then some. Check it out! You'll regret every second.

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Just in case you were scanning the web looking for photos of Britney Spears' crotch, I wanted you to know that they're not posted on this website. But while you're here, why not check out the Chub Creek Podcast and listen whilst you get your perv on? I mean, you need good audio to go with your illicit crotch photos. Ah, Britney. I think somewhere down the line she must have signed a deal with the devil for all the attention she's getting. Her and Paris HIlton, (whose crotch is also not featured here.) If you have no idea what I'm talking about, Britney has been enjoying her new-found freedom (divorce from whatever his name is) and has been letting fly with her lack of unmentionables. Okay, fine. I did a little surfing for you, and if you must, you can click here to see the not-very-interesting photo. Okay this is a shameless attempt at generating a humorous amount of web hits. But you're here, so it must be working. Also, if you're looking for a great camel toe photo you can look here . Not sure what all the fuss is about, personally. This complete waste of time has been brought to you by Chub Creek Dot Com.TWO DAYS LATER:Here's an update. Hahahahaha. See below:

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Chub Creek 79 - Walkie Talkie Just checking in with you. A little (frigid) walk through downtown with lots of ambient sounds. Some great new music by Zeeche this week, and a beautiful Christmas tune recorded by my dear old dad.

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Chub Creek 78 - Alba and Halva with Chipotle Just a bit of rambling this week. Got sudden disasters happening. Doesn't stop me from wasting your time does it? Thanks to Jake Cordova from Just Not Right, Dutch from Chicken World and to Nicole Cardi from Musique Cariaque. Thanks also to Jessica Alba for being friends with a friend of my friend. Thanks also to Epitonic for the great selection of music. Artists featured were: Deerhoof and Colophon

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Chub Creek 77 - Bombing the Bird Bush This week there is some great new music from the talented Mr. Zeeche, and from my friends Mollie from Atlanta, and Nicole Cardi of Musique Cardiaque. Thanks for the great stuff youze guys. We delve into some pretty heavy stuff for a Canadian, so if you're not interested in politics I'd give this one a miss, especially if you have a George W. Bush bumper sticker. For the rest of you, what are you waiting for? Come on in!

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Now here's something amazing. Mollie took a whimsical idea I had (to make a beer nice and cozy and stay cold at the same time) and here's what she produced! Krista is also working on one. We'll see whose looks the coolest when she's done. Hey, with a Chub Creek patch stuck on the side, how cool would this be as a hot new product everybody must have? Okay maybe just I must have it.Click here for info on how to make this amazing thing.

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Chub Creek 76 - If You Seek HayYes, not such a work, kid, or anything else "safe" episode in any sense of the word. We begin with a horrible rendition of a song by Limp Bizkit that's kind of horrible to begin with, then march straight into the way we were (after we had to think and then some) and from there, directly into an unexpected conversation with the Dude himself. Some great music from Zeeche, and from a great uncle of mine who I don't think I've ever met. Strap yourself in, and don't be a dink.

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Another milestone greeted me this morning even before my Saturday coffee. So I wanted to say thank you for listening, and welcome to all the new suckers who have joined our cute little group of dinks. Guess I'd better do a show soon.

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Chub Creek 75 - DarkSpeed Episode 6Special thanks to everybody who participated in this week's show. Namely, Graeme, Big Jake, Brenda Dayne, Bruce Murray, Katherine, Marvin Suicide, Mollie, Scott Fletcher, The Scarborough Dude, Gary, Oliver, and Rosie. Also a very BIG thanks to the Amazing Mr. Zeeche , (who I forgot to credit at the end) for the song "Lieutenant", which I very rudely asked for one day when I was planning out the show in my mind. Zeech, you rock. Thanks so much.This show was assembled in one day (about 14 hours), with the contributions of all the people above who sent MP3 files, mostly unscripted, but some were given a few hints about where the show was going. As usual, it all fit together amazingly well, with a few things almost miraculously so (for example, Bruce Murray - Buddy- had no idea there would be a talking coffee machine, and Rosie - Dr. Beaver - didn't know my cousin Oliver would be asking directions to the bar) Weird stuff.All music in this show (except Zeech's tune) was created here, and soon will be available on our music site. Click "the music" button on the right in a couple of days when I have time to post it.UPDATE: Okay I managed to get the website stuff working again, but lost this entry. So I re-entered it, but lost the comments. So (because I'm that anal) here is a link to the comments for this show. You can still add new comments by clicking the comments link below.

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Chub Creek 74 - Home Boy I'm back! Hoo. Ray. Okay you probably didn't notice I was gone. But I was. So I'm back. But I still have nothing much to say. Lots of talking nonetheless, mostly about family and mushy things. Got some great new stuff from Zeech, also a surprise clip from a podcasting buddy that you know very well, or if you don't, should.Thanks to everybody for the letters and support while I've been away. I hope you are still around to listen... I've missed you.

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Chub Creek Update Oct 06Just a short one this week. I'm sick. *sniff sniff*. Thanks to Chris from The Flying Vealchart Company, Beth, Guenter, and I don't know. I'm sick *snif snif* More soon.Check out my friend Jon's photography here (I believe his prints are for sale)Check out Amy Weber's work here (and buy some)

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Chub Creek 73 - Turn Off The Radio Chubby Cheeks number 73 kicks off with a new rockin song from our two favourite singers. Then we delve deeply into some troubling facts about the radio, pants, pawn shops and wheel chairs. Then we have some new music, and an unplanned plunge into the world of the Commodore Vic 20 and the RAMifications of English expansion chips. Then we have some music from the incredible Mr. Zeeche, and some more talking. Music, talking, skits, you know the drill. Come on in, dinks.Special thanks to: Dana from BLARM!Andrew and Misty of Geek Farm Life ZeecheDutchRosie

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Chub Creek 72 - Chub My Creek Pick up those knitting needles, it's time for Chub Creek! Today we take a nice little road trip with two of my best friends. Some questions that remain to be answered: What exactly is wrong with a mouldy shower curtain anyway? What is a double double? Why did the price change from 4.02 to 4.12? How did the story end? All these questions and more will not be answered on this episode of the Creek. Come on in!Special thanks to:Jake and Chris from Choose the Left (I think I can take some of the credit for its brand new name, "Just Not Right" :)Ed and EthelCynthiaZeecheThe Scarborough Dude of Dicks N Janes

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Chub Creek 71 - Caution No Show Use this show with extreme caution. Thanks to Rosie from London, CityMinx from New York, and Mollie from Atlanta, Yvonne from Toronto, Beth from West Virginia (I think), and Brenda Dayne from Cast-On (in Wales)

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It's not really finished, but most of Dave's songs are on there, as well as some collaborations. Check it out!

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Chub Creek 70 - Some like it hot This week we get into some changes to our musical content and how it gets distributed. Have you got an eye for bad art? Check your cellars and attics for secret bad treasures. Gary visits and joins me for some crazy recordings and some very hot stuff. Happy Birthday to Gary! Send him some love in the comments. New original songs and skits this week in your favourite creek. Come on in!Thanks to City Minx and The Flying Vealchart Company. "Alice Jones" by Zeeche is still available on the PMN.New original songs in this episode:Happy Birthday Gary - (by the Chub Creek Characters)Dink PantherPrise de StereoFolsom Prison Retirement Home Blues

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Chub Creek 69 - A Dirty Episode Screaming primates, flirting podcast babes, dolls, weird languages, this show is filthy.Thanks to Sylvain Grand'Maison of Le Québec en Baladodiffusion Podcast, Lime and Violet of the Lime and Violet Podcast, The Amazing Zeeche, Dutch, Brenda from Cast-On, and Sage from Quirky Nomads. Visit BLARM! and listen to the old episodes of Zee and Zed!

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Chub Creek 68 - Eat Like the Wind Here piggy piggy. Let's enjoy a half hour of magical audio mastery. A half hour that can never be forgot. A half hour that I can't really remember anything about which is why I'm stalling. I do remember eating a lot, and Koos Van Den Hout, and Crazy Cop, and my Auntie Susie's great music, and something about Gary, but other than that, it's a blank. Jump in the Creek, don't be a geek. Ha. New slogan. Nah. Dinks!I would like to thank the following:Koos Van Den Hout for his excellent Dutch lessons. Here's the site he's plugging.Thanks to Susan Watson for her tune "Marry You in the Sky" which is available on the PMN Brenda Dayne for the enormous amount of work she did creating the DInk Dolls which now have their own website!Dana from BLARM! for coming up with something funny for Crazy Cop to do. Sorry Dana, I think I f*cked it up royally.Gary for a year and a half of podcasting funMy Toilet (it doesn't have a website)Beth for her honesty and cute commentThe Squad for it's old sayings.Marvin Suicide even though he had nothing to do with this showCynthia for sending me a photo of Bon Jovi's guitarKatherine, Guenter, Dutch, Mollie, Jannett, Jill and Marie for always being in the Dink ChatRoger Gillies of the Deranged Moose for not hating me even though I forgot the name of his show again on somebody else's show.April for chatting with me at the strangest timesSage from Quirky Nomads for letting me sleep in until 10:00 before we did Quirky Quiz 3

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Chub Creek 67 - DarkSpeed 5 Space. It's what comes inside my brain when I do 30 minute long skit. Enjoy. I'm going into suspended animation. Additional show notes to follow; thanks to all those who contributed and sorry to those whose contributions I couldn't cram in. Peace out.Thanks to the very talented cast of Dark Speed 5. In order of appearance:Big Jake as "Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Echo"Brenda Dayne from Cast-On, a Podcast for Knitters as "Commander Dayne"Cynthia as "Sexy Green Alien, Sappira"Katherine of Cinefolle Podcast as "TikTov"Bruce Murray of Zedcast as "The Rookie Fisherman Pilot (Buddy?)"April and Mica from Knit2BTied as "Apkay and Mictay Sardonica Aliens 1 and 2"Sage from Quirky Nomads as "Sardonica Alien 3"Peter Jaros from Jesus On The Radio as "Luther Ravenscorn - Sardonica Alien 4"Sabet as Sardonica as Cigarette Smoking "Sardonica Alien 5"Gary from Chub Creek as "The Overlord"And, as always, thanks to the amazing Zeeche and the song "I'm on Dark Speed Tonight". You can buy his excellent song "Alice Jones " on the PMN

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Cast-Call A special message from Brenda Dayne of Cast-On.

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Chub Creek 66 - Take Care No notes today. It's a long one, so enjoy in short, intense bursts.Cheers.

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Chub Creek 65 - Chub Getaway Join Dave as he reminis... remenisc... remembers some great times on Vancouver Island with his family. Songs, stories and more this week on the Creek.Special big huge thanks to Fran, Desiree and Nancy (for the donations) Jannett (for the Mohitos) and Zeeche (for the amazing tune). Check out the Creative Mom Podcast and Geek Farm Life. Here's Dave's Podshow Page, and here's that article about Superman.

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Chub Creek 64 - Just Super Just Dave this week as Gary almost gets baked alive in his basement today. (no air conditioning down there) So this week we talk about Marmite, Vegemite, Mojitos, Coronation Street, and Superman. All this and some great new music from Zeeche and from Dave in this Super new episode. Great Scott! Come on in. Thanks to VealChart (and his 5 year old son for the great joke), the incredible Zeeche, and to Jannett for the great recipe. Speaking of which, here it is: (let her know if you enjoy it!)Traditional Cuban Mojito1/2 cup of sugar1 sprig of fresh mint leaves1/2 cup of freshly squeezed lime juice3/4 cup of white rum (cuban preferred)Crushed iceSeltzer water1. Thoroughly crush the mint leaves into the sugar. The crushing releases the mint oils and adds to the flavor. Take your time on this step. It'll make a difference in your drink.2. Add the lime juice and the rum. Mix until the sugar is mostly dissolved. This is your "drink base".3. Fill a glass with crushed ice. Add your drink base about 1/4 to 1/3 of the way up the glass. Can change this to suit your taste. You'll need to experiment a bit with this.4. Fill the glass up with the seltzer water.5. mix thoroughly and enjoy!

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