Series Finale! Lincoln's efforts at roommate harmony have failed, and an inevitable showdown between Cory and Charlotte seems imminent. Can breakfast be saved?

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Charlotte's taken drastic action regarding her hated job. Lincoln's not wearing pants, and Cory's had about enough of the whole situation. Will a (relatively) normal breakfast ever be consumed again?

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Cory's still on TV, and still kind of being a dick. Charlotte's still grumpy and combative, even for Charlotte. It's like nothing has changed in months (cough). So it's up to Lincoln to force the status quo to change... even if he choses something akin to the worst way possible way to do so.

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Cory's on TV, and kind of being a dick, Charlotte's grumpy and combatitive, even for Charlotte, and Lincoln is the voice of reason!? The end times must truly be nigh. Plus, a good shirt pays a bitter, bitter price for Cory's hubris.

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You know how sometimes we start plot lines that don't really go anywhere? Lincoln's infatuation with his mormon employment councilor was not one of those plot-lines.

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Lincoln should know better to promise Charlotte favors because she *will* call them in - and in a classically zany cliche to boot!

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Mystery is afoot! Do the strange disappearances from the fridge have something to do with the ill tempered unwelcome house guest on the porch? The answer is no, not at all, but that won't stop Lincoln from getting to the bottom of things!

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Evidently Lincoln's little crush on his employment councilor is worse than anyone realized. He has got problems. Big problems. Thankfully there has yet to be a problem so big that it can't be fixed with a classic training montage.

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This week in a very special episode of "Cerealized" Lincoln comes to grips with some hard truths about one of the poorest countries in West Africa. Meanwhile, Cory and Charlotte wonder what wacky scheme he's working on this time because, honestly? He's Lincoln after all.

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Charlotte needs to come to grips with some hard truths, and Lincoln knows there's only one way to get to the bottom of things, when it comes to matters of the heart. Only one truly awesome way anyway.

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As Cory gets sucked into the glamerous world of television, Charlotte learns that you should be careful what you wish for. Literally.

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A longstanding rival of Cory's returns to settle the score, once and for all. Like all of histories greatest duels this one comes down to a card game.Plus, Lincoln learns why you shouldn't play around with blenders!

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Sometimes... things... happen. And when they do, you get an episode like this one.

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Lincoln gets his hands on a dictaphone, better to share with the world his unique outlook. Breakfast ensues.

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Cory, Charlotte, and Lincoln accidentally damage the space-time continuum. Seriously.Also, geek fan service!

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Cory is stressed about the fate of his television pilot, and his anal-probe loving role therein - so who better to step up to the plate with a lecture on what the public wants than an unemployed guy who hasn't showered in weeks? See www.cerealized.com for more info.

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Season 2 Starts! Lincoln fired, Charlotte unhappy, and Cory worried about... anal probes? If only someone could write us a nice clear letter about what the heck is going on... See www.cerealized.com for more info.

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The Breakfast is Back! Just a few of Charlotte, Lincoln, and Cory's greatest hits as we power up the turbines for the season everyone has been waiting for!

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Three roommates, three day-jobs, and by the time a fateful phone call ends - nothing will be the same again. Plus, it's the end of season one, and we're taking a break! See www.cerealized.com for more info.

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Lincoln has messed up, and turns to Cory and Charlotte for support. Really, what was he expecting? Plus Cory learns an important lesson about the value of opposable thumbs!

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Cory tries to deal with last week's revelations about Lincoln and Charlotte through vigorous fruit dismemberment. Plus, Lincoln shows a remarkable self-awareness!

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Lincoln demonstrates how photographs really do help you share treasured memories with others, while Cory learns that even after years there is still potentially lots of fun facts yet to learn about your closest friends!

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Charlotte has free tickets for a movie, but can she look past Cory's... awkward... apearance to see through to the potential movie-date inside? No. No she cannot. And we cannot blame her.

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Charlotte resolves some personal demons surrounding her fling with Chuck, plus Cory finds a new way to express himself artistically using dairy products!

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Lincoln brings home a new friend for an unappreciative Cory, while Charlotte finds out that getting rid of short-term friends can be a lot harder than picking them up. Plus, the sound of rhinos mating!

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One man. One dream. One banana.

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Charlotte attempts to drag a normal conversation kicking and screaming out of her two roommates. Good luck with that one. Plus, Cory busts something. Something... phat... phat and 80s.

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Cory decides to finally tell Charlotte his true feelings, as Lincoln ponders a career change!

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Lincoln confronts an uncomfortable situation between Cory and Charlotte, as well as his own peculiar food prejudices (but not at the same time)!

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Charlotte finds a constructive way to deal with yet another breach of bathroom etiquette. Plus, a stirring demonstration of equestrian sports!

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A return to form as Charlotte, Cory, and Lincoln compare and contrast their various work-lives over... you guessed it... breakfast.

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Since we're legally unable to show you the (now infamous) episode "A Cerealized Christmas", we decided to show you the "making of" special which documented the rise and fall of this cutting edge holiday extravaganza.

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Charlotte loses a valuable possession, and must mete out righteous vengeance! Plus, some lessons on bathroom design!

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You know how sometimes you're having a conversation that takes a wierd left turn, and you can't figure out how you ended up talking about something, or how to stop it? Sometimes I think Lincoln and Charlotte make those left turns intentionally.

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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of breakfast eaters? The TOASTMASTER knows! Plus Cory learns a valuable lesson about the shelf life of frozen foods!

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Lincoln teaches an important lesson about the history of information technology! Plus, Cory and Charlotte learn to look at their breakfasts in a new light!

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Cory learns an important lesson from his breakfast cereal. What that lesson is, I couldn't possibly guess. Plus, Charlotte finally gets to eat waffles! Kind of!

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Who is the mysterious Calista? Why is she here? Where did she come from? What is she cooking? The answers to all these questions can be found within! Plus, Charlotte reads resumes!

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You know how when old 80s cartoon shows were past their prime they would just introduce new cute talking animal characters rather than write good stories? Kind of the same concept. Plus, Cory builds a castle!

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Lincoln shares the secrets of his success, while Cory finds out some hard truths about his smack-talking ability.

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Cory draws an amusing picture which may (or may not) be part of his plan to confess a big secret, while Charlotte gives us all an important reminder about can-do spirit!

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Our three protagonists make a horrifying discovery... their breakfasts will never be the same... well, they'll be mildly inconvenienced at any rate! Plus, a thrilling competition with an important lesson learned by all!

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Introducing Charlotte, Lincoln, and Cory. And their breakfasts.

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