La, La, La... So episode 8 was a slight bit rubbish, so we decided to put some extra strong editing into this episode. In this episode: We start off with an introduction, we then talk crap for a bit, then we talk about boobies for a while, followed by some other crap, then we say goodbye and plug our website - incedentally: himynameisbainsy.co.uk - I'm sure you'll love it, like a mother loves their own child. Bainsy, Eddie, Leanne, Juicy Lucy!

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HELLO PODCASTEEEEEEE'S! Right, so here's the thing, from time to time we actually get emails from lovely podcastee's asking all manner of questions like "is eddie as stupid as he sounds!" and "is bainsy single?!" But the most frequent question we get asked is "how the hell are you guys so f***** funny?!" I'm going to answer that question right now. We are funny cos we're edited. This edition of the hi my name is bainsy podcast has gone through minimal editing to provide you all with a better understanding of who we are. Thats right. We suck!

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Some important facts we think you should know... - No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. - The lion costume in the film Wizard of Oz was made from real lions. - More than 90% of plane crashes have survivors. - For every 10 successful attempts to climb Mount Everest there is one fatality. - Forty-one percent of English women have punched or kicked their partners, according to a study. - The best-value consumer purchase in terms of the price and usage is an electric kettle. - The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. - The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever. - The world's record for continuous pogo stick jumping is 41 hours. - The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. and finally... - The hi my name is bainsy podcast will never be released on time. Bainsy & Eddie.

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Dear Podcastee's Sometimes I wish I knew how to quit you. Other times, however I am excited to be here with you in this golden age of entertainment. Here is episode 6 of the future award winning hi my name is bainsy podcast, which aside from filling your Ipod with the sound of my voice also provides you with tons of ways to waste time at work / on trains / at school while bosses / teachers / train drivers (!?) aren't watching. Now thats really sticking it to the man. Bainsy.

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Some things are worth the wait. This podcast is an excellent example of that trite phrase. I know we are two weeks late delivering you the podcast, but guess what?! We have our reasons, and once you hear the reasons for the delay in delivery, you will take back your harsh words of "where is the crappy podcast?" and change them to "Well alright Bainsy, you cool so and so!" Anyway the first reason we're a bit behind is that for some reason our academic careers includes nasty things like coursework and exams, something I feel they failed to mention during the sign up process. Secondly, we've been having a bit of trouble getting our wenches into the booth to push our knobs and buttons! - seriously the skiving cows! But now, here we are, back on track, ready to go. So here is your boring ass podcast. enjoy it. Bainsy x My Odeo Channel (odeo/18fb8af812aa07a2)

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