Conrad is back and he’s talking about Splintered, Max Payne, and Makeoutclub social networking. He also talked about a bunch of other hilarious stuff but unfortunately MP3 Skype Recorder mysteriously cut off so what you hear is what you get.

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Unicorns, TalkShoe, Ross is ruining the AudioShocker, Nick really hates the 4thletter!, grammatic stylization, Pandorum, Dennis and Randy, JCVD, Ross loves Replicant, Daybreakers, Avatar nominations, long wait in Netflix queue, Book of Eli and Rachael Ray, pull list chopping, Hulk, and Bugles. Next week: the poopcast!!!

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Nick’s too loud, Justique’s too mum, and Neal’s too choppy as they talk about the luther burger, donut ice cream sandwiches, Book of Eli, Mila and Macaulay, R.I.P. Pauly Fuemana (OMC was awesome), Gaga’s perfect mate, Green Monk by Brandon Dayton, and, of course, some burning hot oils. YEAH!

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Ross is really busy with art projects this week and he doesn’t have the time to record a new episode. So, instead of running a brand new A Podcast with Ross and Nick, I was able to dig up this short unreleased conversation Ross and I had a couple months ago. Hope you enjoy it!

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Black Panther animated series, Land of the Lost, Fearless, Daybreakers, Human Target, Drag Me to Hell, Sherlock Holmes, PS3, Neal’s blind date, Batman Year 100, and thoughts on Graphic.ly.

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Banter abounds about who’s missing from The Expendables (hint: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kurt Russell, Carl Weathers, and Wesley Snipes), Ross is late to Facebook, getting stuff out of the claw machine, Kirby, Black Panther premieres in Australia and Marvel reprints Jungle Action, Jill Scott as Storm, Nick discovers Daddy’s Pearls, and Ross loves the Little [...]

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El Hablador, Cast Away, Jean-Claude Van Damme in Derailed and JCVD, Up in the Air, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, 3 Idiots, Whiteout, and Planet Patrol. Then, after the end theme, a sung tribute to Teddy Pendergrass and the Comic Book Ink gets thrown under the bus.

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Pandora Syndrome. American Idol. Hollow Man. Storm wallpaper. Other stuff. And, in classic form, we turn to more NSFW fan art after the end theme. CLASSIC SANDWICH!!! (I don’t know what that means… I just wanted to type scream sandwich.)

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Announcing the 2009 YOU DON’T SUCK Award winners, painstakingly selected by a panel of AudioShocker celebrity (NOT!) judges!!! Listen to the thrilling selection process as Ross, Justique, Neal, Nick, and Pete choose the following 2009 YDS champions: Movies – 2012 Music – Lil Wayne’s No Ceilings mixtape TV – Glee Comics [TIE!!!] – Wet Moon 5 and Majestic XII Books [...]

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Avavar money, Nick hates best of decade lists, Ross suggests we make worst of the decade lists, more Tron, the characters from Street Fighter IV vs. Super Street Fighter IV vs. Street Fighter III vs. Guilty Gear X vs. Mortal Kombat, Homer and Ned and the nacho hat, and creepy images of Cammy haunt us [...]

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