Welcome to our little, modest offering of the usual abuse of all things Koppite, a look at goings on at Goodison from a slightly warped perspective and during the summer, some England stuff too.  Can't be bad - how on earth we fit all of that content into 11MB I'll never know.Thanks to Chris Hakin for his excellent support.  Go and knock-knock on Chris, he won't mind...http://www.chrishakin.co.ukAs always, ASSEcast is brought to you in association with the Award Winning Everton website http://www.borntobeblue.co.ukwhere you can here ASSEcast first!So then, in this weeks episode:-1) Offside For Girls 2) EFC captures 3) Klingons 4) Trendy Tim H 5) Milestones in Association Football 6) Pennies Down The Sofa 7) I Don't Just Hate Koppites 8) International Friendlies 9) Stevie Laaaaaaa, Skeletor, Becks and Rooney 10) Transfers Bollockometer 11) New Home 12) Frank Sidebottom

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How ya diddlin'?ASSEcast 6 is up and at ya with a 100% Xenophobic World Cup 2006 Special Limited Edition!!In this episode, a little about Gods Team but alot about the World Cup!1) World Cup Runners and Riders2) I Don't Just Hate Koppites3) Jammy Red Bastards (Again)4) Milestones in Association Football5) Rumour Mill Gone Mad6) Win Stuff!Any contributions or suggestions, maybe enter the comp, drop us a mail to:-jim@borntobeblue.co.uk

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Welcome to Episode 5 of the one and only Everton podcast on the planet (unless someone tells us otherwise), ASSEcast!You can here this podcast at the excellent:-http://borntobeblue.co.uk/content/view/1342/108/This weeks contents and other bollocks include:-Featuring:- *The Quiff *Latchford Retro *Arteta Fantasies *Milestones in Association *Football III *Everton Season Ticket *Tranny Rumours *Everton v WBA * I Don't Just Hate Koppites *Sittin' With The Mancs *World Cup MusicIf you have ANY feedback whatsoever, good, bad, content suggestions or just to tell me to f*ck off, you can do so by emailing:-jim@borntobeblue.co.uk

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Welcome to Episode 4 of ASSEcast!This podcast can now be heard seven days earlier than here on Libsyn by logging on to the award winning Everton fan site http://www.borntobeblue.co.ukTo go directly to the ASSEcast page on borntobeblue, go tohttp://borntobeblue.co.uk/content/view/1342/108/This weeks episode includes:-* Tiny Tim* Liverfjord FC* Fast Ferrari* I Don't Just Hate Koppites* Milestones In Association Football Part 2* Becky Bells EFC* CL Review* Timmy Tourette* Ron The Stud* Labby RIP

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Hello again BlooPeople, how's ya doing?Three games since the last ASSEcast, 0-0 at Chorlton and the Wheelies, 0-1 at home to Yidspur and 0-3 at Chelski.  Whoever said our end of season always ended up an excercise in not giving a fuck?  Oh well, least we're safe I s'pose.This episode of ASSEcast includes:-* ASSE FM Top Ten Artists* Pop Quiz* ASSE Awards* We Got Nil (Last 3 games)* Milestones in Association Football* I Don't Just Hate Koppites* Dickov - EffovSpread the ASSEcast word.  Share the link and RSS feed info and I'll give you a snog.

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Another eleven minute digest of all things Everton and ASSE (alt.sports.soccer.everton).Featured in this weeks episode:-- Embrace- ScroteX- Tagnuts- Titquiz- Weir and Stubbs- Tim 'fuck off' Howard- 1878 Spam- I Don't Just Hate Koppites- Piablo's vision- Mackem madness

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Once upon a time, back in the 80's, someone invented something called Usenet. Then someone added a forum to Usenet called alt.sports.soccer.everton or ASSE for short. It was all about an English football team called Everton FC - a team with class, culture, history and dignity. Then there were thousands of posts. Then someone invented Podcasts and some tosser decided to dedicate one to the above.

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