Oh Happy day! This be one of those short vids if you enjoy that sort of thing. Take what sounds like some chipmunks, an overcast day, a scooter & a nice song- mix them all together with a touch of Benny Hill & you've got this. (Travelling down from Pigalle district to the Louvre) See you later, Enjoy! *Hair dryer engines always make the best sound.

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Whot whot! This just in: 2008 is officially the year of the multiple choice question. For example, to get us started: The current president of France is still- a)Sarkosy, b)a question so easy that the answer is a) Sarkosy, or c) a little mouse with clogs on. Boxing day, was a fine opportunity to record some inane twaddle & 'mince' home after a few bevvies & that. Bonne Année a tous! ???? Mr.Tourette from "Modern Toss": 'Hallelujah' - Happy Mondays 'A View to a smug' - DuranDuran 'Fools around'- our man JR ! 'Pickle your Knees' - Ivor Cutler Monkey Face: "Darwin who?" *Pickle your knees in cheese.

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It's not too late! You can still place an order with Santa Claus. In this instance, perhaps a pair of earplugs would be nice to go with the two turtle doves & three french hens & that. *I'm having a horrible time wrapping this bloody pear tree btw

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"Happiness, all snug, lies fast asleep. As spirits roam the neighbourhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light, Laughing revelers, whom death doth keep. O spirits lost, who wail but cannot weep, Wanton worshippers of rage and spite, Each the unknown author of its plight, Equal in the pain you sow and reap, Now come to us from out your vasty deep! & Stuff." Including a visit to the "Catacombs" of Paris- a mass burial site("the city of the dead") situated in abandoned limestone quarries directly beneath our feet. There have been cases of people who went down there & who were never seen again. That's why some of us are smug & take the tourist entrance! Big thankyou to Joanna & Laurie for those haunting poems. "Annabel Lee" by Edgar Allan Poe (read from memory if you please) & "Heebie-Jeebies" -always nice! A big "Cornuto" to Shoes on Fire for the song of the same name. Jim is tapping what's left of his feet at the Père Lachaise as we speak. Monkey! the musical. The city of the dead- now a film "Catacombs" (featuring "Pink") at Fearnet.com. The fantastic "Lost Vagueness". (Watch "CATACOMBS" Full Movie- HERE.) *CackleCackle (anthonyfromparis.podomatic.com)

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Whot whot people! Repeat after me: qu'est-ce que c'est un "Podcast?" Hopefully this will provide an answer to that question for all the clueless froggies AKA: the french (I have a nice zit on my neck today -just thought I'd share that with you.) *a bientot!

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