The first in a very short series of slightly drunken front room podcasts

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The first in a very short series of slightly drunken front room podcasts

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This Week : G'day, Tiddles The Cat, Sunbathing Indoors, Adams Delicate Freckly Kid, Victorian Ice, Retro Gadgets, Text Policehelp To 88 ...., Being Reduced To Tears, Juvenile Chimney Sweeps, Adam Looses Simpsons Points, Cobblers, Personality Versus Looks ... and More

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This Week : All the emails including Buying British, The Age Limit, A Tour Of The Windy City, A Pretenious Favorite Podcast, Annoying Little Car Faults and More

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This Week : Arthur Hitler, The Fun Side of Death and Mortality, A Cautionary Spouse Tale, The Sound Of Late Night Snails and Terrestrial Mollusks, Stapling The Nut Sack, Excused For Special Education Classes, The Silent Creeper and More

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This Week : A Most Fitting Eulogy, Found In Church, Are PreNups UK Legal, A Good Old Molly Coddle, The Super Centarians, Woody Allen Revival, El Militario Revolution, The Psychedelic Land Of Pretty Colours and More

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This Week : Stilettos And A Basque, Gigantically Inordinately Fat People, A BIG Dilemma For Hannah, The Desert Island And The Dictator, A Stolen Joke, Cider With Rosie Lewis, British Sovranty, Close The Channel Tunnel, Returning Items Without The Receipt, Doing A Runner From A Restaurant, Oxbridge Fakers and More

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This Week : Smedley Bumchrist, Space Tourists, Fir Coat And No Knickers, The Worlds Fair, Wet Paint, No Parking and More

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This Week : Emails ... and a list of personal questions

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This Week : Differences Between UK and USA, Hannah?s Celebrity Encounter, The Bargain Bin, David Beckham?s Toilet Antics, When Girls Meet Sexy Guys, A Distinctly Masculine Problem, Politically Incorrect Terms and More !

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This Week : Adam Picks On A Disabled Boy, 1950's Public Information Films, A Young Welsh Female Virgin, We Can Never Go Back To That Restaurant, Great People From History, The Early Days Of The Bible, The Rumours, Americans And Guns and More !

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This Week : Emails

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This Week : Awful Comedy Catchphrases, Famous People Without Talent, Hannah?s Complex, Equestrian Metaphors, ABOVE Debate Modern Comedy, A Great Pub Game, A Politically Incorrect Thought, The Classless Society, A Genital Heckle, Hannah?s Man Burps, Handbags And Bra Rags and more !

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This Week : When ABOVE Met Ricky Gervais, Kids Today, Fifties Tv Presenters, Deeply Insulting, Killing Animals, If I Was A Dictator, Emos Are People Too and more !

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This Week : Emails

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This Week : Paul And The Habour Master, Adams Joke Carousel, Try This In B And Q, Hit Me Baby One More Time Baldy, Celebrity Rehab Clinics, The End Of Energy Efficiency, Try This In An Airport and More !

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This Week : Dryopithecus Africanus, A Mermaid Fettish, Inside Our Brains, Adam and 'A Disabled', Teenage Mothers and Sexy Grandmothers, A Very Big Apology and More !

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This Week : The Kinda People You Find On YouTube, All The Latest Discotech Records, What Happens In A Gay Podcast, Are All Net Wierdos American, The Things That Chefs Do, I Really Don't Care ... But, Guter Von Bandwagon Hoppen and More !

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This Week : Pseudo Celebrities, I Hate It When They Do That, The Bloke With The Beard, And Now On BBC1 ... , Anti Ageing And Turning Back The Clock, WikiFamous and More !

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This Week : The Pink Brothel, I'm Rubbish At My Job, The Feeble Attempts Of Desperate Men, I'm Gonna be The Next Big Thing!, The Annoyance Of Really BAD Adverts, Things I Just Can't Do, Nuclear Armageddon and More !

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The A.B.O.V.E Guide to Surviving Valentines day - The Sex, The Romance, The Loneliness !

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This week: Are All Straight Men "Pseudo Homosexual" ? , Squeaky Girly Laughs On Guys, Hannah Looses Control, A Housewives Favourite In Wartime Britain, An Oral Gadget .. and MORE!

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This week: All the interesting stuff people have been sending us by email and on MySpace (www.myspace.com/abovepodcast)

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This week: The Greatest Moment Of The Twentieth Century, She Said "I Love You", Office Pettiness, Potions Lotions and Elixirs, Men Are Getting More Womanly, The Special Product, Paul?s Junk Email, Human Smells, We Worked With Some Weirdo?s, The Wild Wild West ! .. and MORE!

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This week: Weapons Of Mass Pornography, The Heliocentric Universe And The Existance Of Time Before The Big Bang, Shake Your Pom Pom's, God Save The iQUEEN, It Was Actually On YouTube, A Disgusting Moment, Have I Ever Mentioned I Died Once? .. and MORE!

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This week: Das Ist Mein Female Vinky, Hannah?s little Phone Problem, Why Do Teenagers Show Their Pants, Putting On My Posh Voice, My B**ch Is All Smacked Up, The Simpsons V Fawlty Towers, The Dentists Waiting Room, What?s The Buzz Word, Those Damn Limeys .. and MORE!

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NEW YEARS SPECIAL! ... WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THE END OF 2006 AND THE BEGINNING OF 2007 THAN WITH A BUMBER BIG HOUR LONG ABOVE SPECIAL

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CHRISTMAS DAY SPECIAL! ... or should that be the Winter Holiday Special?

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This week: Upper and Lower Age Limits For Partners, Tom Cruise, Hannah?s Sexual Preferences, Old Women and Jewellery, A Religious Persuasion, The Imperfection Of The Male, God Is Scottish, There?s Something About a Uniform, Christmas Bits .. and MORE!

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This week : A Poo Related Joke, The Taste Of Blood, The Things They Eat In Some Countries, The Testicle Conundrum, I'm Embraced After Sex, Homosexuals In The Army, Chubby Fatties and Jogging, Hannah?s Diet, Would You Eat Food Off The Floor, Mr T, Inventor Of Bling, Email Scammers ... and MORE !

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This week : Nobody Ever Listens To Me, Hannahs Knickers, Wikipedia, It's All Downhill After 30, Morons TV, Adams "Posh Birds" Fantasy, Doctor Who, Working Out The Movie Plot, THe Awards Cerimony, Drummers V Lead Singers ... and MORE !

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This week : The hierarchy of Geeks Nerds and Weirdo?s, A Homosexual James Bond, Meeting Famous People .. But NOT Trough Radio, Sex and Television Has Ruined Society, Byker Grover V Grange Hill, A Meeting With Noel Edmonds, The Toilet Incident, Sexy Hairstyles On Blokes, Talking to People You Don't Know, Children?s TV "These Days", ... and MORE !

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This week, all The emails that have built up !

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This week : Stepping Over The Line, If I Was In Prison, How To Get Drunk Quicker, The Rag n Bone Man, I Nearly Died, A Bank Rant From Abroard, Catching Thieves, Ipswitch, I'm Not A Robber But..., Holistic Medicines, Do Fish Dream? ... and MORE !

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This week : The French, Siamese Twins, Salvador Dali, An Online Auction Nightmare, My Beer Goggles Don't Work, Everyone Breaks the Law, Where Is Scandinavia?, Religous Paraphernalia, Foreign Television, No Space Left In Prison, They Moved Without Telling Me ... and MORE !

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This week : John Howard .. Straight Talker Or Rude Ignorant Git, The White House, Posh Old Farts, Old Prime Ministers, The Secret World Of Number 10, John Prescott, A Neurological Brain Disorder, The Best Con Artist Ever? ... and MORE !

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This week : Twin Tub Washing Machines, Drunken British Life, Hannah And The Shoplifter, It All Happened At The Checkout Till, Men And Keys, Threats Your Parents made, To Tip Or Not To Tip, Are All Motor Mechanics Con Artists?, Is This Libelous? ... and MORE !

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This week : Hannah's got a new job! , Exams and Self-doubt , A 'Celebrity' Encounter, Bodily Function Requests, Hannah and Paul Offend Adam, Observing Lesbians, Studio Etiquette, LEAVE ME ALONE!, Tangled Phone Cords, UK Smoking Ban ... and MORE !

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This week : New Car Smell, Big Veg, Tacky Crap and Automatic Cars, Motoring Close Calls, Some Product Placement, Inadvertent Bodily Noises, Oldey Timey Message Delivery ... and MORE !

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This week : Adam And The Magazine, Americans Don't Turn Right, Pob, A Big Con At Funerals, Hannah Digs Herself Out Of A Hole, Frank Sidebottom, Getting Money Off, Clowns ... and MORE !

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This week : Beards, The Power Of Mystics and Uri Geller, Feng Shui, Loosing The big V, The Nursery Incident, Billy The Bin Man, A Plus Plus, It All Happened at Sea On An Industrial Barge ... and MORE !

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This week : Death Has A Name, Poor supermarket announcements, Crap cars, Paul's sex quiz, Hannah's Da Vinci code, Over-reacting, Which of the Village People are you? ... and MORE !

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This week : Excused From Games, STDs and the Over 50s, Modern TV Presenters, Auto Asphyxiation, Friends Reunited, Condom Related Injuries, The Guillotine, The Big Issue and MORE !

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This week : Cryogenics, Escorts and Lap dancers, Posh Restaurants, Smoking At Work, Brushes with Death, Celebrities and the Press, First Name Terms, Pregnant Chavs and MORE !

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This week : Female Bodily Hair, Grit Boxes, Space Holidays, Fake Disabled People, We Wear Short Shorts, Manginas, Energy Crisis Solved, The Complexities Of Kettle Boiling and MORE !

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This week : Wonky Beards, Ugly Peoples Jealousy Of Good Lookers, I Hate Sport, Things You Were Told In School, Our Ambitions, The Virtues Of Being Smacked and MORE !

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This week : Cannibalism, A Trip To The Opera, Sweat Patches, Jerry Springer, Elastic Foreskins and Circumcision, Hannah?s Pop Culture Quiz, Rod Hull, The Modern Male Haircut, A Return to Emo and MORE !

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This week : A Stranger Returns, David Becham, Columbo and the Shatner Legend, Do Male Vibratiors Exist?, Silly Celebrity Voices, Noel Edmonds Deal Or No Deal, A Celebrity Crush, People Who Don't Sound As They Look, Twinky Heaven, A Cracking Back, Forgotten Birthdays and MORE !

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This week : Secret Sex Signs, A Special Voice, The Curse of EMO, A Golden Shower, Childhood Toys, A White Supremacist Game?, Crisps, Another FANTASTIC Invention, The Smell Of Fish, A Snail Mail Scam, Credit Cards For Dead People, Zap Those Bugs, The Saucy Sex Shop Beaded Curtain, Electrocution While Pissing and MORE !

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This week : Contemplating your vicissitudes, Learner Drivers, Don't roll a joint and do this, Motoring for the discerning gentlemen, Trunk or boot, A bra and panty problem, Caught out with gadgets, An above Star Wars theatre production, Is it in its original box? and MORE !

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This week : Tits, Bodily Functions, Public Embarrassment, Setting off shop alarms, Soiled Garments, Real-Life Real-Person News, Hand-Shandies, Adam's social paux-pas, The perils and temptations of train travel, Another of Paul's ideas scuppered, Fun with telemarketers and MORE !

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This week : Teacher Spanking, Midgets, Auto Accoutrements, Regression, Harry Potter and the Mugglecast, Star Wars, I Say! Your A Pretty Little Thing!, Hitler (Revisited), Chavs and their "Birds", Car Clothing Crap and MORE !

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This week : A Real Chauvinistic Bast**d, Dinner Ladies, Multiculturalism, Bank Holidays, A Big Poo in school, The School Prefect, Dick Chaney, I'm not a Fattist, but ... , Silly Surnames, The good room and Best Crockery, Nick Leeson, Lieutenant Columbo and MORE !

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This week in PART II : Baby Poo, A Trick With A Bannana, A Football Joke, The Squirrel and The Dog, Ere Stop! Police!, A Big Fat Noisy Owl and MORE !

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This week in PART I : Moonface, The Little Known Sexual Practices of Bag Piping and Tromboning, Fat People Making Love, Hannah's CRAZY OCD, Designer Sunglasses (SPF Factor), Video Phones Stop Affairs, Old People Online, The Failings of CD's and MORE !

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Episode 7 PART 2

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Episode 7 PART 1

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Episode 6

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Episode 5

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Episode 4

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Episode 3

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Episode 2

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Episode 1 - Pilot show (on BridgeFM, radio station in South Wales)

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